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Chapter 116 Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid (Part 2)
Chapter 116 Pretend to be crazy and act stupid (second update)
"My God, my God..."
In Nanchang City, in Prince Ning's Mansion, Tang Yin knelt at a corner of the wall, looking up at the sky, and kept shouting for God. It's been a whole morning, and God didn't show up. Could it be that God is wandering around and not at home?
"God, according to what you said, Bohu has been pretending to be cold for a few days. Do you think it's time to pretend to be crazy? You are here to guide Bohu, help people to the end, and send Buddha to the west. You You can't ignore Bohu." Bang bang bang, Tang Yin kowtowed three times to God, but he still couldn't hear God's voice.
It shouldn't be.Tang Yin thought to himself, he was fine a few days ago, why did God suddenly ignore him today?Could it be that God is testing him?Do you want to tell him in this way that it is good to resign yourself to fate, but it is true to make your own fate?
Yes, it must be so.
There are so many people in the world, God must be very busy, and being able to help him with ideas is already very good, how can he bother God with everything?
"God, Bohu understands. You want to tell Bohu that you have to rely on yourself to change your destiny, right?" Tang Yin bowed to the sky three times, and suddenly rolled on the ground, shaking his whole body. It was soil, and after disheveled clothes, he stood up from the ground, "God, Bohu has gone." After finishing speaking, he resolutely walked towards the courtyard gate.
The guards guarding the courtyard were happy that Tang Yin stayed in the house honestly for the past few days. With Tang Jieyuan languid, their guarding work became much easier. Otherwise, they would run around all day long and would not eat , pee is yellow, get angry.As for whether the disease is cured or not, whether the person is dead or not, is it none of their business?As long as the prince does not die, whoever dies will still get paid?
"Hey, I heard that Siji Chunxin has a girl here, she looks so pretty, do you want to go and see tonight?" The guard standing on the left side of the gate pointed at the guard standing on the right side of the gate with a wretched expression. asked.
"Don't go, don't go, where is Sijichun? A cup of tea costs a tael of silver, just the little money our brothers pay, and it's not even enough to go in and drink water." The guard standing on the right said with a curled lip. , "Let's go to Majia Hutong. Although the girls there are not as good as Sijichun, they still look good."
"Majia Hutong? How about the girl in Majia Hutong? Then I will go too."
"Didn't you just go there a few days ago, boy? How come you pretend like you haven't been there, don't you know?" After finishing speaking, the two guards were stunned for a moment. When they turned their heads, Only then did I see Tang Jieyuan coming out of the yard, and the words just now came from Tang Jieyuan's mouth.
"Tang Jieyuan, your wind and chill haven't recovered yet, why did you come out?"
"Yeah, Tang Jieyuan, what's the matter with you, you're covered in dirt?" The two guards looked at the dirty Tang Jieyuan in amazement, as if they had changed suddenly. You must know that Tang Jieyuan usually pays attention to his own cleanliness. The clothes on his body are always clean, where is Tang Jieyuan playing today?
"Ma's alley, Ma's alley..." Tang Yin muttered cheerfully, and staggered out, "I'm going to Ma's alley to see a girl."
Looking at Tang Jieyuan's back, the two guards looked at each other. They both knew that Tang Jieyuan was suave and loved to watch girls, but they never thought that he would be so bold as to talk about girls.Did you drink too much?I don't smell like alcohol.
"Don't look, hurry up, if you lose someone, the lord will blame you, and you will have to deal with them one by one." The two guards hurriedly chased them out.
King Ning had an order to protect Tang Jieyuan's safety without disturbing Tang Jieyuan's daily life, so the two guards did not dare to get too close, but could only follow from a distance, keeping people in sight all the time.
"Ma's Hutong, let's go, go to Ma's Hutong." Tang Yin kept yelling loudly all the way after he left Prince Ning's Mansion, as if he was afraid that others would not know where he was going, and when he saw a man, he would pull, and when he saw a woman, he would call Pulling, I don’t get angry after being scolded or pushed away, and continue to walk foolishly, laughing while walking.
"Hey, what's wrong with Tang Jieyuan? It looks a little abnormal."
"Yeah, why do you look crazy? Are you sick and confused? In the past few days, Tang Jieyuan can often be heard yelling in the house for no reason, and he is dishonest in the middle of the night, as if he is haunted."
"Go, let's see." The two guards continued to follow behind.
Majia Hutong is located in the south of Nanchang City, on the bank of a river. Any place near the river is generally very prosperous and densely populated, so it is natural to have a place to have fun, and Majia Hutong is such a place.
Majia Hutong did not have a name at first, because a woman surnamed Ma opened a brothel here, and there were a lot of people coming and going here, and over time, it was called Majia Hutong.But now there is no longer only one brothel here, but three or four brothels gathered here, specially serving the passing merchants and rough laborers on cargo ships.In terms of grade, although it is incomparable with big brothels with buildings and courtyards like Sijichun, the charges are reasonable, the rare service attitude is good, and the location is hidden, so it is very popular.
Tang Yin practiced Tai Chi and came to Ma's Alley. Others were fast in and out, but he didn't. He stood at the entrance of the alley, as if afraid that others would not know, and yelled loudly: "Come on, go to Ma's Alley. Come with me to see the girl."
Tang Yin, the number one talented scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, is also very famous in Nanchang City. The street in front of Majia Hutong is one of the busiest streets in Nanchang City. There are many talented scholars coming and going. Discuss.
"Isn't this Brother Bohu from Suzhou City? What is he yelling here? Is he crazy?"
"I heard that King Ning invited him from Suzhou City to Nanchang City and asked him to be a military advisor."
"King Ning? Why would King Ning invite him? He Tang Yin is talented, but he has a romantic nature, and everyone knows it. If you look at his current virtues, you can see that he is overwhelmed. What can you do with him as a military adviser? Suggestions Buddy girl?"
"..."
Although it is not illegal to go to a brothel, it is not a glorious thing. Now that Tang Yin shouted at him outside the alley, who would have the nerve to enter?They all took a detour.
"Why is no one watching? The girls in Ma's Hutong are very beautiful. If you don't look at them, I'll go and see them myself." Tang Yin walked unsteadily into the alley, and shouted loudly as he walked: "Girls, come out quickly." , let me see which of you is the prettiest?"
That way, he doesn't look like the number one romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River at all, but rather the Gui Gong, the number one brothel in the south of the Yangtze River.
"I wonder who it is, isn't this Tang Jieyuan? You are really radiant when you come to our place." A prostitute in a brothel in her 40s, after seeing Tang Jieyuan, immediately stepped forward and pulled her into her brothel. , "Girls, Tang Jieyuan is here, come out soon, let Tang Jieyuan pass by, Tang Jieyuan is suave and suave, and has countless girls, whoever is lucky enough to be favored by Tang Jieyuan will become famous in Nanchang City from now on. Don’t your people line up from the streets to the alleys?”
clap clap clap...
The doors of the brothel were all opened, and beautifully dressed girls came out of their respective rooms and rushed towards the door.And behind them, there are some disheveled men with their trousers up, and they keep shouting: Hey, it's not over yet.
Tang Bohu, the No. [-] romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River, this name is like a thunderbolt to these women who live in brothels. Every guest from the south of the Yangtze River, when it comes to Tang Yin, who doesn't give a thumbs up and looks envious Jealousy?So among these women, Tang Bohu is not only their idol, but also the lover of their dreams.
It has long been heard that Tang Bohu was invited by King Ning to Nanchang City, and he also painted pictures for the beauties in Prince Ning's mansion, but he has never had the opportunity to meet each other. If you are not famous and famous, marrying into a wealthy family is not a dream.
"Where is Tang Jieyuan?"
"Mom, you can't lie to your daughters."
A burst of fragrant wind hits, surrounding the room are the inner three floors and the outer three floors.
"This is Tang Jieyuan? Why is it so dirty?"
"That's right, everyone says Tang Bohu is suave, but this doesn't look like it either." Several girls said disappointedly.
"What do you know? This is unrestrained and unrestrained. Besides, can I admit the wrong person? Who can I forget all the guests who have been here? A few days ago, when I was passing by Ning Wang's mansion, I saw Tang Jieyuan with my own eyes. Come down from the sedan chair, the ostentation, the battle, it will scare you to death." ** said with joy.
"But why did Tang Jieyuan come to our Majia Hutong? With his status, he should go to a place like Sijichun." A girl whispered.
"This is called a private visit in micro-service, you know? Isn't the lady in the palace beautiful? Isn't the emperor going out of the palace for a private visit in micro-clothes?" ** said plausibly, "Besides, what happened to Sijichun? Our Majia Hutong, how is it worse than Sijichun? ? Except that the house is a bit rough, the girl is a bit shabby, and there is a lot of tea residue. In terms of number of people, service, and benefits, can they compare with our Majia Hutong in Four Seasons Spring? Tang Jieyuan, quickly give these little The girls wrote a poem to let them know that I didn't lie to them, that you are Tang Bohu, the number one romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River, and you are the real deal."
"Okay!" Tang Yin said loudly suddenly, "Today, I will let you all experience my literary talent, Tang Bohu."
A group of girls kept nodding their heads like chickens eating rice. Although this Tang Bohu's appearance was a bit poor, and his speech was also startled, but if he really had a peerless literary talent and his eloquence, it would not be in vain. worship.
Therefore, they waited eagerly, waiting for Tang Bohu's masterpiece, the number one romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River, feeling very excited.
(End of this chapter)
"My God, my God..."
In Nanchang City, in Prince Ning's Mansion, Tang Yin knelt at a corner of the wall, looking up at the sky, and kept shouting for God. It's been a whole morning, and God didn't show up. Could it be that God is wandering around and not at home?
"God, according to what you said, Bohu has been pretending to be cold for a few days. Do you think it's time to pretend to be crazy? You are here to guide Bohu, help people to the end, and send Buddha to the west. You You can't ignore Bohu." Bang bang bang, Tang Yin kowtowed three times to God, but he still couldn't hear God's voice.
It shouldn't be.Tang Yin thought to himself, he was fine a few days ago, why did God suddenly ignore him today?Could it be that God is testing him?Do you want to tell him in this way that it is good to resign yourself to fate, but it is true to make your own fate?
Yes, it must be so.
There are so many people in the world, God must be very busy, and being able to help him with ideas is already very good, how can he bother God with everything?
"God, Bohu understands. You want to tell Bohu that you have to rely on yourself to change your destiny, right?" Tang Yin bowed to the sky three times, and suddenly rolled on the ground, shaking his whole body. It was soil, and after disheveled clothes, he stood up from the ground, "God, Bohu has gone." After finishing speaking, he resolutely walked towards the courtyard gate.
The guards guarding the courtyard were happy that Tang Yin stayed in the house honestly for the past few days. With Tang Jieyuan languid, their guarding work became much easier. Otherwise, they would run around all day long and would not eat , pee is yellow, get angry.As for whether the disease is cured or not, whether the person is dead or not, is it none of their business?As long as the prince does not die, whoever dies will still get paid?
"Hey, I heard that Siji Chunxin has a girl here, she looks so pretty, do you want to go and see tonight?" The guard standing on the left side of the gate pointed at the guard standing on the right side of the gate with a wretched expression. asked.
"Don't go, don't go, where is Sijichun? A cup of tea costs a tael of silver, just the little money our brothers pay, and it's not even enough to go in and drink water." The guard standing on the right said with a curled lip. , "Let's go to Majia Hutong. Although the girls there are not as good as Sijichun, they still look good."
"Majia Hutong? How about the girl in Majia Hutong? Then I will go too."
"Didn't you just go there a few days ago, boy? How come you pretend like you haven't been there, don't you know?" After finishing speaking, the two guards were stunned for a moment. When they turned their heads, Only then did I see Tang Jieyuan coming out of the yard, and the words just now came from Tang Jieyuan's mouth.
"Tang Jieyuan, your wind and chill haven't recovered yet, why did you come out?"
"Yeah, Tang Jieyuan, what's the matter with you, you're covered in dirt?" The two guards looked at the dirty Tang Jieyuan in amazement, as if they had changed suddenly. You must know that Tang Jieyuan usually pays attention to his own cleanliness. The clothes on his body are always clean, where is Tang Jieyuan playing today?
"Ma's alley, Ma's alley..." Tang Yin muttered cheerfully, and staggered out, "I'm going to Ma's alley to see a girl."
Looking at Tang Jieyuan's back, the two guards looked at each other. They both knew that Tang Jieyuan was suave and loved to watch girls, but they never thought that he would be so bold as to talk about girls.Did you drink too much?I don't smell like alcohol.
"Don't look, hurry up, if you lose someone, the lord will blame you, and you will have to deal with them one by one." The two guards hurriedly chased them out.
King Ning had an order to protect Tang Jieyuan's safety without disturbing Tang Jieyuan's daily life, so the two guards did not dare to get too close, but could only follow from a distance, keeping people in sight all the time.
"Ma's Hutong, let's go, go to Ma's Hutong." Tang Yin kept yelling loudly all the way after he left Prince Ning's Mansion, as if he was afraid that others would not know where he was going, and when he saw a man, he would pull, and when he saw a woman, he would call Pulling, I don’t get angry after being scolded or pushed away, and continue to walk foolishly, laughing while walking.
"Hey, what's wrong with Tang Jieyuan? It looks a little abnormal."
"Yeah, why do you look crazy? Are you sick and confused? In the past few days, Tang Jieyuan can often be heard yelling in the house for no reason, and he is dishonest in the middle of the night, as if he is haunted."
"Go, let's see." The two guards continued to follow behind.
Majia Hutong is located in the south of Nanchang City, on the bank of a river. Any place near the river is generally very prosperous and densely populated, so it is natural to have a place to have fun, and Majia Hutong is such a place.
Majia Hutong did not have a name at first, because a woman surnamed Ma opened a brothel here, and there were a lot of people coming and going here, and over time, it was called Majia Hutong.But now there is no longer only one brothel here, but three or four brothels gathered here, specially serving the passing merchants and rough laborers on cargo ships.In terms of grade, although it is incomparable with big brothels with buildings and courtyards like Sijichun, the charges are reasonable, the rare service attitude is good, and the location is hidden, so it is very popular.
Tang Yin practiced Tai Chi and came to Ma's Alley. Others were fast in and out, but he didn't. He stood at the entrance of the alley, as if afraid that others would not know, and yelled loudly: "Come on, go to Ma's Alley. Come with me to see the girl."
Tang Yin, the number one talented scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, is also very famous in Nanchang City. The street in front of Majia Hutong is one of the busiest streets in Nanchang City. There are many talented scholars coming and going. Discuss.
"Isn't this Brother Bohu from Suzhou City? What is he yelling here? Is he crazy?"
"I heard that King Ning invited him from Suzhou City to Nanchang City and asked him to be a military advisor."
"King Ning? Why would King Ning invite him? He Tang Yin is talented, but he has a romantic nature, and everyone knows it. If you look at his current virtues, you can see that he is overwhelmed. What can you do with him as a military adviser? Suggestions Buddy girl?"
"..."
Although it is not illegal to go to a brothel, it is not a glorious thing. Now that Tang Yin shouted at him outside the alley, who would have the nerve to enter?They all took a detour.
"Why is no one watching? The girls in Ma's Hutong are very beautiful. If you don't look at them, I'll go and see them myself." Tang Yin walked unsteadily into the alley, and shouted loudly as he walked: "Girls, come out quickly." , let me see which of you is the prettiest?"
That way, he doesn't look like the number one romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River at all, but rather the Gui Gong, the number one brothel in the south of the Yangtze River.
"I wonder who it is, isn't this Tang Jieyuan? You are really radiant when you come to our place." A prostitute in a brothel in her 40s, after seeing Tang Jieyuan, immediately stepped forward and pulled her into her brothel. , "Girls, Tang Jieyuan is here, come out soon, let Tang Jieyuan pass by, Tang Jieyuan is suave and suave, and has countless girls, whoever is lucky enough to be favored by Tang Jieyuan will become famous in Nanchang City from now on. Don’t your people line up from the streets to the alleys?”
clap clap clap...
The doors of the brothel were all opened, and beautifully dressed girls came out of their respective rooms and rushed towards the door.And behind them, there are some disheveled men with their trousers up, and they keep shouting: Hey, it's not over yet.
Tang Bohu, the No. [-] romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River, this name is like a thunderbolt to these women who live in brothels. Every guest from the south of the Yangtze River, when it comes to Tang Yin, who doesn't give a thumbs up and looks envious Jealousy?So among these women, Tang Bohu is not only their idol, but also the lover of their dreams.
It has long been heard that Tang Bohu was invited by King Ning to Nanchang City, and he also painted pictures for the beauties in Prince Ning's mansion, but he has never had the opportunity to meet each other. If you are not famous and famous, marrying into a wealthy family is not a dream.
"Where is Tang Jieyuan?"
"Mom, you can't lie to your daughters."
A burst of fragrant wind hits, surrounding the room are the inner three floors and the outer three floors.
"This is Tang Jieyuan? Why is it so dirty?"
"That's right, everyone says Tang Bohu is suave, but this doesn't look like it either." Several girls said disappointedly.
"What do you know? This is unrestrained and unrestrained. Besides, can I admit the wrong person? Who can I forget all the guests who have been here? A few days ago, when I was passing by Ning Wang's mansion, I saw Tang Jieyuan with my own eyes. Come down from the sedan chair, the ostentation, the battle, it will scare you to death." ** said with joy.
"But why did Tang Jieyuan come to our Majia Hutong? With his status, he should go to a place like Sijichun." A girl whispered.
"This is called a private visit in micro-service, you know? Isn't the lady in the palace beautiful? Isn't the emperor going out of the palace for a private visit in micro-clothes?" ** said plausibly, "Besides, what happened to Sijichun? Our Majia Hutong, how is it worse than Sijichun? ? Except that the house is a bit rough, the girl is a bit shabby, and there is a lot of tea residue. In terms of number of people, service, and benefits, can they compare with our Majia Hutong in Four Seasons Spring? Tang Jieyuan, quickly give these little The girls wrote a poem to let them know that I didn't lie to them, that you are Tang Bohu, the number one romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River, and you are the real deal."
"Okay!" Tang Yin said loudly suddenly, "Today, I will let you all experience my literary talent, Tang Bohu."
A group of girls kept nodding their heads like chickens eating rice. Although this Tang Bohu's appearance was a bit poor, and his speech was also startled, but if he really had a peerless literary talent and his eloquence, it would not be in vain. worship.
Therefore, they waited eagerly, waiting for Tang Bohu's masterpiece, the number one romantic talent in the south of the Yangtze River, feeling very excited.
(End of this chapter)
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