The host of the female supporting role's counterattack must not be blackened
Chapter 140 Bravely Entering the Entertainment Circle
Chapter 140 Bravely Entering the Entertainment Circle
After the opening music ended, the host Doudou took the lead and said, "Oh, it's just a blink of an eye, the vicissitudes of time!"
The host Bibi gave him a sideways look, "So you want to warm up for the challengers first?"
The host stared at Doudou, "So you can't do it, you have to be humorous, you know? It's not easy for me, the host, to escape from death and continue standing here. I can't express my feelings!"
The host said lightly: "I have always been very calm, because I never doubted that we would be abandoned."
Host Doudou: ...
This is embarrassing, so Doudou can only laugh dryly, making the audience suspect that this pair of good friends is having an awkward moment.
Embarrassment is embarrassment, the show still started normally.
"Let's invite the second-round challenger, the funny goddess Xia Xingchen!"
Amidst the cheers of the audience, Yun Niannian walked up to the top of the stage and sat on the throne.
Tears welled up in Yun Niannian's eyes, and she finally called out her name.
In the future, if anyone calls her a goddess, she will stick the word Xia Xingchen on his face.
Supporter Doudou: "Oh, before, netizens were very concerned about whether the Goddess Doubi would participate in the second episode. Now it's all right, people are here."
Yun Niannian: ...
Well, for the sake of the show, I won't post you.
The host Bibi: "About the recent rumors on the Internet, what do you think of the funny goddess?"
Yun Niannian shook her head indifferently, "I don't want to watch it, just make trouble if you like, and when the trouble comes to me, the winner will be determined by force."
"Oh?" The host teased excitedly, "Is today's goddess following the Queen's route?"
Yun Niannian shook her finger, "No, today's goddess is taking the chicken soup route."
The audience groaned.
The host Bibi: "It's too unreasonable for the goddess of teasing to take the chicken soup route."
Yun Niannian gave you a bumpy expression, "You don't understand, in today's society, people who sprinkle chicken soup are all funny. Didn't you hear me laugh when I said I wanted to sprinkle chicken soup?"
The host Bibi: "Really, I'm very suspicious right now, what you sprinkled may be poisonous chicken soup!"
"Come on, let's not talk nonsense, we have invited the first challenger to come on stage!"
The first challenger was a girl who looked sharp, but in fact she was indeed sharp.
As soon as he came in, he yelled at Yun Niannian: "I came here today to pull you down from the position of goddess. I was tired of listening to it just now. Apart from your good looks, you have no strengths. Route...everyone who throws chicken soup is a philosopher!"
The corners of Yun Niannian's lips curled up, and a fighting spirit flashed in her eyes... I like this kind of thing. If you lose, you can only admit that you are unlucky!
Yun Niannian leaned back, raised her index finger gracefully, and put a little on her nose, "Excuse me, I study philosophy! Come on, Xiao Jianrui, I'll let you ask first today, you're welcome!"
Xiao Jianrui wasn't too polite, and came to provoke him nakedly, "What do you think will happen if an official is not a good person and likes to bully people casually?"
The audience at the scene was boiling, and the mapping was too obvious, and they almost didn't name names, and asked the Goddess of Doubt what she hoped for the other party's end.
Everyone stared at Yun Niannian, waiting for her answer.
Yun Niannian sat up straight, and said with a slightly sarcastic but serious expression: "Eight words, if the virtues are not matched, there will be disasters."
Little sharp: ...
audience:……
Everyone, do you understand?
It's okay for you to go the chicken soup route, but please don't get involved with philosophy, because you can't keep up with the thinking of a top student like you! !
When I get home from get off work, I choose to ride a bicycle, which can exercise my body, and driving will make my belly bigger.
At the intersection of traffic lights, I was waiting for the green light, however, my way home was going the other way.
Unfortunately, I didn't dare to go the wrong way and was fined by the traffic police.
I saw an old man bravely walking on the opposite road, ignoring the traffic police in front of him.
I know, this uncle will have to be rude in a while.
Sure enough, the traffic police walked over to him.
Traffic police: "If you can't go, you will be fined 50 yuan."
Uncle: "My home is in this neighborhood, how can I go home without going the wrong way?"
Traffic policeman: "Go around ahead."
The uncle looked ahead, wanted to see his trembling hands and legs, shook his head, "Don't go around."
Traffic police: "Going the wrong way will be fined 50."
Uncle: "No."
After a while of entanglement, the uncle became anxious and shouted loudly: "I have a recommendation ticket, I am not afraid of you!"
I ran towards the uncle in a jerk.
I scolded the traffic policeman severely: "Don't you know how to respect the old and love the young, so you won't recite it, can you not be punished, can I pay for him?"
The uncle looked at me excitedly: "Good girl, the recommendation ticket is yours!"
(End of this chapter)
After the opening music ended, the host Doudou took the lead and said, "Oh, it's just a blink of an eye, the vicissitudes of time!"
The host Bibi gave him a sideways look, "So you want to warm up for the challengers first?"
The host stared at Doudou, "So you can't do it, you have to be humorous, you know? It's not easy for me, the host, to escape from death and continue standing here. I can't express my feelings!"
The host said lightly: "I have always been very calm, because I never doubted that we would be abandoned."
Host Doudou: ...
This is embarrassing, so Doudou can only laugh dryly, making the audience suspect that this pair of good friends is having an awkward moment.
Embarrassment is embarrassment, the show still started normally.
"Let's invite the second-round challenger, the funny goddess Xia Xingchen!"
Amidst the cheers of the audience, Yun Niannian walked up to the top of the stage and sat on the throne.
Tears welled up in Yun Niannian's eyes, and she finally called out her name.
In the future, if anyone calls her a goddess, she will stick the word Xia Xingchen on his face.
Supporter Doudou: "Oh, before, netizens were very concerned about whether the Goddess Doubi would participate in the second episode. Now it's all right, people are here."
Yun Niannian: ...
Well, for the sake of the show, I won't post you.
The host Bibi: "About the recent rumors on the Internet, what do you think of the funny goddess?"
Yun Niannian shook her head indifferently, "I don't want to watch it, just make trouble if you like, and when the trouble comes to me, the winner will be determined by force."
"Oh?" The host teased excitedly, "Is today's goddess following the Queen's route?"
Yun Niannian shook her finger, "No, today's goddess is taking the chicken soup route."
The audience groaned.
The host Bibi: "It's too unreasonable for the goddess of teasing to take the chicken soup route."
Yun Niannian gave you a bumpy expression, "You don't understand, in today's society, people who sprinkle chicken soup are all funny. Didn't you hear me laugh when I said I wanted to sprinkle chicken soup?"
The host Bibi: "Really, I'm very suspicious right now, what you sprinkled may be poisonous chicken soup!"
"Come on, let's not talk nonsense, we have invited the first challenger to come on stage!"
The first challenger was a girl who looked sharp, but in fact she was indeed sharp.
As soon as he came in, he yelled at Yun Niannian: "I came here today to pull you down from the position of goddess. I was tired of listening to it just now. Apart from your good looks, you have no strengths. Route...everyone who throws chicken soup is a philosopher!"
The corners of Yun Niannian's lips curled up, and a fighting spirit flashed in her eyes... I like this kind of thing. If you lose, you can only admit that you are unlucky!
Yun Niannian leaned back, raised her index finger gracefully, and put a little on her nose, "Excuse me, I study philosophy! Come on, Xiao Jianrui, I'll let you ask first today, you're welcome!"
Xiao Jianrui wasn't too polite, and came to provoke him nakedly, "What do you think will happen if an official is not a good person and likes to bully people casually?"
The audience at the scene was boiling, and the mapping was too obvious, and they almost didn't name names, and asked the Goddess of Doubt what she hoped for the other party's end.
Everyone stared at Yun Niannian, waiting for her answer.
Yun Niannian sat up straight, and said with a slightly sarcastic but serious expression: "Eight words, if the virtues are not matched, there will be disasters."
Little sharp: ...
audience:……
Everyone, do you understand?
It's okay for you to go the chicken soup route, but please don't get involved with philosophy, because you can't keep up with the thinking of a top student like you! !
When I get home from get off work, I choose to ride a bicycle, which can exercise my body, and driving will make my belly bigger.
At the intersection of traffic lights, I was waiting for the green light, however, my way home was going the other way.
Unfortunately, I didn't dare to go the wrong way and was fined by the traffic police.
I saw an old man bravely walking on the opposite road, ignoring the traffic police in front of him.
I know, this uncle will have to be rude in a while.
Sure enough, the traffic police walked over to him.
Traffic police: "If you can't go, you will be fined 50 yuan."
Uncle: "My home is in this neighborhood, how can I go home without going the wrong way?"
Traffic policeman: "Go around ahead."
The uncle looked ahead, wanted to see his trembling hands and legs, shook his head, "Don't go around."
Traffic police: "Going the wrong way will be fined 50."
Uncle: "No."
After a while of entanglement, the uncle became anxious and shouted loudly: "I have a recommendation ticket, I am not afraid of you!"
I ran towards the uncle in a jerk.
I scolded the traffic policeman severely: "Don't you know how to respect the old and love the young, so you won't recite it, can you not be punished, can I pay for him?"
The uncle looked at me excitedly: "Good girl, the recommendation ticket is yours!"
(End of this chapter)
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