My sister you can't be bothered

Chapter 36 Concubine Yan?Xia Sanniang?

Looking at Jun Chu, who was running away all the way, peeing in front of a weed, Tan Hui said in a low voice, "Have you not found out yet, this kid, you don't know anything at all! Bring him here!" Just a mistake! Can't help anything."

Reka also looked at Jun Chu and frowned. "Then tell me, why didn't this kid go into the water to pick up those spiritual cores just now?"

"I don't like it, this kid doesn't look like someone who is short of money! Didn't you see that he still has a space bag? Besides, before I went into the water, I discovered that the woman who is a fire magician, What did you talk to that kid... I see, that ugly woman named Concubine Yan is much more useful than that kid! At least, that woman has read some books and knows something..." Tan Hui said to himself Soliloquy.

Lei Ka didn't make a sound, and looked at Concubine Yan who was sitting not far away, who was silently in a daze.But soon, Lei Ka discovered that Jun Chu, who had finished urinating, ran directly to Concubine Yan, not knowing what he was talking about.

"Fix it up, think of a way to cross the river... As for the woman and the boy, whether they can survive or not depends on their own fate..." Reka said.

Tan Hui nodded, and then thought hard.

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Jun Chu sat down, Concubine Yan glanced at Jun Chu, then turned her head and said, "Boy, have you ever thought about why the Storm Mercenary Group brought you here!"

Jun Chu was taken aback, and then said: "Uncle Leika is a person who values ​​love and righteousness. I was recommended by one of his friends, so he accepted me in!"

Concubine Yan smiled. "Silly boy..."

Jun Chu scratched his head and said, "Sister, why do you say that?"

Concubine Yan smiled and said, "It's nothing, just be careful, don't trust anyone when you're away from home."

Jun Chu nodded, and then said: "Sister, tell me this, should I believe you! You said that you can't trust anyone easily..."

Concubine Yan was taken aback, and then said: "Believe it or not, it's up to you, I'm just warning you!"

Jun Chu smiled, and immediately said: "I said it casually, hehe, of course I believe in Sister Xia!"

Concubine Yan suddenly froze all over her body, and looked at Jun Chu. "What do you call me?"

Jun Chu continued to laugh, then lay on his back on the ground. "Sister Xia, what kind of game did you say you were playing? You have already escaped from here, why did you come back in disguise?"

"You... how do you know it's me..." Concubine Yan suddenly lowered her voice and said in a daze.

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"You think you're acting very well, and you've shown your flaws several times in front of me..." Jun Chu said with a smile.

"tell me the story!"

"You think that as long as you make yourself ugly, others won't recognize you! But you forgot a few points... One, you didn't hide your strength! Of course, you directly exposed yourself as a fire magician, Reka Uncle will indeed pull you into his storm mercenary group without even thinking about it, but have you ever thought about it? How many people are there on the mainland who, with a random fireball, makes even a martial artist unable to fight back? Even if there is, they are all famous, Uncle Reka just didn't think about it, maybe, he also doubts it now!"

Concubine Yan didn't speak, but just listened quietly.

"Secondly, last night, when I took out the dagger you gave me, your eyes lit up, although you still pretended not to know, saying that the dagger is good, and asked me where it came from... Hehe, at the time I thought you were just asking out of curiosity, but later, when you took the barbecue and asked me if I had seasonings, I became even more suspicious of you, because I knew that there were seasonings in my interspatial bag, Only Xia Sanniang, sister Xia, you alone!" Jun Chu laughed.

"Three, when you got to this river, you seemed to know that the river was dangerous in advance, but you persuaded it a little bit, but seeing that no one listened to you, you were afraid of revealing your identity and arousing suspicion, so you didn't persuade me any more. "Jun Chudao: "Although later, in front of Uncle Leika and Tan Hui, you said that you have read the book "Record of Zerg and Beasts", and you know that there are some spirit-eating leeches in the river. But I don't believe it. Because you closed your eyes when you saw someone going into the river, and you reminded me not to go into the river. I was thinking at that time, you must know the horror in this river, you must have experienced it, so You closed your eyes and didn't watch those disgusting scenes."

Jun Chu whispered to himself, but Concubine Yan became more and more shocked. She really didn't expect that Jun Chu looks so young, and his thoughts are so meticulous!

"Your performance makes me think that you must have been here before! However, I just heard Uncle Leika say, Sister Xia, you have brought your Yanhuo Mercenary Group here before, right?" Jun Chu laughed. road.

"Is there anything else? Keep talking!" Concubine Yan said.

"Yes, why not." Jun Chu lay on the ground, and then said: "You think that if you change your face, others will not recognize it, but the smell on your body has not been covered up, nor has it escaped my nose I've smelled your smell before, don't think too much, you sat very close to me that night! I have always smelled a very fragrant and intoxicating smell. Hehe, women are really strange , especially you, you don’t look like a mercenary working with wild beasts among the dead at all! Why do you think you smell so good? You’re so recognizable..."

After finishing speaking, Jun Chu continued in the eyes of Concubine Yan staring at him: "Also, you haven't changed the fiery red leather armor under your black robe? Don't stare at me, don't think too much, I didn't steal it. Look at you! I was just on the horse yesterday. I was very sleepy. When I wanted to sleep, when my face was pressed against your back, I was caught by the buttons on your leather armor..."

"Is there anything else?" Concubine Yan, oh no, that is Xia Sanniang, looking at Jun Chu at this moment, continued.

"And the most important point is that, until just now, I wasn't sure in my heart that you were Xia Sanniang, but when I called Miss Xia, your reaction successfully tricked me out, you are Xia Sanniang!" Jun Chu laughed.

Xia Sanniang laughed immediately, "So that's the case! Unexpectedly, I have exposed so many flaws!"

"But don't worry, I can assure you, Uncle Leika, he must not know that you are Xia Sanniang! Otherwise, he wouldn't just pretend to ask me how to cross the river just now! If he knew that you were Xia Sanniang, he wouldn't Did I just ask you? This Uncle Leika seems to be loyal, but the city is so deep... He always thought that I was recommended by you. I must have a deep connection with you. Maybe I know the city of the dead. It's a secret, so he brought me here! Hehe, don't think I don't know what he's up to, just now you reminded me not to trust anyone when I'm out, it's because you can see what he was thinking when he asked me!" Jun Chu laughed!
"That's right. But since you all know that he has a purpose for you, why do you still come?" Xia Sanniang asked back.

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"Don't come? Where do I go if I don't come? The mercenaries in the bounty hunter tavern know that I have something to do with you. You recommended me to come. If I don't go with Uncle Reka, I'm afraid I will leave the tavern , I was taken away by other mercenaries? Because at the very least, Uncle Reka just has some doubts about me, and he won’t do anything to me for a while. But if I am caught by those people, I will be tortured, maybe I'm dead! If I had known that so many people wanted to trouble you, I wouldn't have reported your name..." Jun Chu said helplessly.

Xia Sanniang smiled, "It's clever."

"What's the use of being clever? To put it bluntly, the strength is low... I can't protect myself, I can only put myself on the cusp of the storm and go with the flow!" Jun Chu said helplessly, and then, Jun Chu changed his helpless look on his face and looked at Sam Xia Mother, giggling. "But sister Xia, I can say that I was involved in this turmoil because of you. Are you trying to protect me?"

"Protect you? I want to silence you now! You know too much..." Xia Sanniang said with a smile.

Jun Chu was taken aback for a moment, and then said again: "You won't, I believe you!"

"Why? If I kill you, I won't worry that others will know that I am Xia Sanniang!"

"If you wanted to kill me, why did you remind me not to go into the river just now? If you hadn't reminded me, I would have wanted to go down and take a bath!" Jun Chu said.

"That's because I didn't know that you could tell that I was Xia Sanniang! If I had known that you were such a thoughtful kid, what would I have left you for? Would you ruin my good deeds?" Xia Sanniang looked at Jun Chu, with a kind of Very strange expression, smiled.

"Don't scare me!" Jun Chu's hairs stood on end.

"Boy, keep your mouth shut, you know? Also, don't mention the word "Xia Sanniang" now, call me Concubine Yan!" Xia Sanniang stopped threatening Jun Chu, and said softly.

"Okay! I listen to you!" Jun Chu nodded spinelessly.

"By the way, sister, is the name Concubine Yan your real name? Or did you just get the name? Concubine Xia Yan?" Jun Chu asked.

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask!" Concubine Yan immediately glared at Jun Chu.

"Okay, then I'll ask what I should ask! Since you've been here, you should know how to cross this river! Tell me the way? I'll tell them, so that you won't reveal your identity!" Jun Chu smiled.

"You'll know in the evening..." Concubine Yan closed her eyes and lay down on the turf.

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"Damn it, those two guys still have time to sleep..." Tan Hui looked at where Jun Chu and Concubine Yan were, and gritted his teeth.

"Leave them alone, have you figured out a way..." Reka said.

"Where do you want to go..."

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It was getting dark gradually, and Jun Chu was a little hungry, so he had to sit up.

Looking around, I saw that Concubine Yan brought back a pile of dry firewood, and then lit a fire!

Throwing two pieces of meat to Jun Chu meant to let Jun Chu roast it.

"Don't you have any venison? Eat it! I've eaten yours, but now I eat this, it tastes like chewing wax!" Jun Chu said with a smile.

"Where are you going to fix it? It was the last few dollars that night! We've already finished eating!" Concubine Yan said!

Jun Chu had no choice but to give up, and looked at the sky while grilling the meat. "Didn't you say wait until night? It's dark now, how should we cross the river?"

Concubine Yan looked at the river, and immediately said: "The time has not come!"

Jun Chu was very suspicious, thinking that if he couldn't cross the river, would it have anything to do with whether it was dark or not?

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The light of the fire is reflected on the river surface, with the sky full of stars, the big full moon, and piles of fires, it is incomparably beautiful.

However, just when Jun Chu was thinking this way, someone suddenly shouted. "I'll wipe it! What stinks so much?"

Jun Chu immediately sniffed, and then he couldn't help but frowned, covered his nose and said, "What! It's like a hundred rotten eggs smashed in front of you, it stinks!"

Concubine Yan also just stretched out her arms, covering her nose, and said, "Don't you want to cross the river? There is a way..."

Jun Chu looked at her suspiciously.

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"That smell came from the river!" Someone shouted immediately!
"Come and take a look with me!" Reka shouted immediately.

Jun Chu moved over curiously, but Concubine Yan smiled, and kept warming on the spot.

"That... what kind of flower... looks so beautiful, how can it smell so bad?" Reka looked at the clusters of white flowers that were bigger than the washbasin in the middle of the river, and asked suspiciously.

Jun Chu was taken aback for a moment, wondering why there were no plants in the river at noon, and why would such a cluster of white flowers appear out of thin air on the river at night?
"Ling Yixue, do you know what this is?" Secretly asking Ling Yixue in his heart, Jun Chu thought that Ling Yixue should know what this is!

"The owner is being appraised!" Ling Yixue said.

"Identification is completed……"

"Generating illustration book..."

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One after another voices came, and immediately, a picture book appeared in Jun Chu's mind.

[Item]: Skeleton Corpse Zhu
[Introduction]: After a person dies, the aura of the bones has not dissipated. Every evening, the aura will gather. When the aura on a large number of bones encounters water, it will form this kind of plant without roots. Generally, it will only appear at night. Now the surface of the water, when it appears, will emit a stench.

[Item function]: The smell it emits will make some animal insects stay away.

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After reading this introduction, Jun Chu was speechless, that is, it is useless?The effect of the item, the smell that it emits will make some animal insects stay away?Well, just this kind of smell, people can't bear it, okay?Who doesn't avoid it?

Wait... keeping animals away?
Jun Chu suddenly understood what was going on, and then shouted: "Uncle Reka, is there any rope? Throw it down and pull that stinky flower up!"

Reka was taken aback, "This stuff is so stinky, what are you picking it for?"

"Listen to me! This thing will allow everyone to cross the river safely!" Jun Chu shouted.

Reka was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Come here, get the rope!"

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Concubine Yan beside the fire, when she heard Jun Chu's shout, she smiled immediately, and thought to herself, this kid really has a bit of a brain, did he think of a way to cross the river when he saw this stinky flower?
Returning to the fire, Jun Chu immediately sat down, letting Lei Ka and the mercenaries stand on the bank and throw the rope into the water.

"It's set, it's set..." A mercenary was overjoyed.

"Pull up!" Reka shouted immediately!
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(End of this chapter)