Reborn Zombie Daoist

Chapter 118

"what!"

"Master, take it easy."

"My egg is about to break!"

In a hotel in Wangxi Town, Ah Hao and Ah Qiang screamed loudly, clutching their little brother to stay away from Master Ma Madi, "Master, I suddenly recovered, I don't need to apply medicine."

"Master, me too."

"Two bastards! This bottle of Shilijian is a secret medicine that I have carefully developed. Let alone your egg is not broken, even if it is broken and wiped for a few days, it will not affect the function."

Ma Madi looks like he hates iron but not steel. He is tall and has a slightly elongated face. He is in his 40s and wears a black Taoist robe loosely on his body, giving him a free and unrestrained temperament.

Suddenly, he raised his little finger and pinched his nostrils, flicked his fingers, and a lump of disgusting things flew on the wall, instantly destroying his temperament.

The corners of Ahao and Aqiang's mouths twitched, and they also didn't like Ma Ma Tei's bad habit.

Sitting numbly on the stool, he asked Ahao and Aqiang sideways, "Tell me, why did your eggs fall to the ground, why the old lady Ren's body was lost for no reason, how can the Ren family explain?"

"Master, what happened is like this..."

Ah Hao spoke sharply, and Barabara said something. When it was said that the sand and dust Yujian smashed the half-human-high stone, Ma Madi's face suddenly became serious, and he suddenly got up, walked around the guest room with his hands behind his back, staring at Ah Hao Asked: "Yujian Ruishi, is he a sword cultivator or a law cultivator?"

"I do not know."

"Trash, I didn't intend to get an answer from you. If this person is a sword cultivator who can crush such a large stone with a sword, his cultivation level must be above the fourth level of Qi training. If it is not a sword cultivator, but a law cultivator , it will be even more troublesome, Ah Hao, you said he is only sixteen or seventeen years old?"

"Yes."

"Where did such a young evildoer come from? He surpassed me in cultivation at such a young age, and the apprentice I accepted, who is in his twenties, is more than successful than failure." Ma Madi said angrily.

Ahao and Aqiang immediately lowered their heads in shame.

Ma Madi was silent for a while, looked at Ahao and Aqiang and said: "That guy is a tough guy, and the master can't handle him. If you still have anger in your heart, just bear with it and practice hard. Maybe you can get back in the future. Now, don't make trouble, and walk around when you see that guy again."

"Master, don't worry, I'm not angry."

"I don't know how good it is to be beaten up by others."

His face was livid with embarrassment, "The two pustules have no courage at all. I really don't know why my head was flooded and I accepted you two as disciples."

"Master, let's not talk about this, I lost the body of Mrs. Ren, what should I do next?" Ahao asked a little uneasy.

"What to do, what to do, how do I know what to do, China is so big, let alone a dead body, it is very difficult to find a living person. This time I have lost all my face. The sign has not been down yet, tonight you pretend to be the corpse of Mrs. Ren, Ah Qiang will send you back, and I will dig you out after the burial, and I will hide it for a while until I find Mrs. Ren." Ma Madi said very cunningly.

Ah Hao asked dissatisfiedly: "Why am I playing the corpse?"

"Who told you to lose the body, stop talking nonsense and do as I say."

"Yes, Master."

……

Coming out of the foreign goods store, Sha Chen keenly noticed that Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu looked at him very strangely.

That's all for Ren Tingting, she has a thin skin and some words are hard to say, but Ren Zhuzhu came back from abroad and dared to swim in a swimsuit, so her ability to accept it was much stronger than Ren Tingting's.

The little girl took Ren Tingting's hand, and as she walked, she secretly glanced at Shachen's lower body, and after seeing it, she didn't know what to think, Xiaoyuan's face was flushed, she was very cute.

Seeing their appearance, Sha Chen still didn't understand, and said a little funnyly: "Don't worry, I acted well, I didn't use much force in that kick, and I won't send them to the Forbidden City to be eunuchs.

Indiscriminate use of Taoism to punish people, although it did not cause a catastrophe, it is still a violation of the precepts, and a little punishment is given to make them long-term memory. "

"That's good."

Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu heaved a sigh of relief.

Perhaps because of the lack of psychological burden, the two of them became more interested in shopping, running around hand in hand, looking at this and that for a while.

Sha Chen followed behind them unhurriedly, took out a small book and flipped through it, and said to himself thoughtfully: "It seems that Old Master Ren is still lost!"

The second daughter went shopping all morning and rarely bought anything, but her interest in shopping has not diminished in the slightest. She went in and out of the foreign goods store five times and almost drove the boss crazy.

After having lunch in the town at noon, the three of them continued to wander around. When Shen Shi approached, Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu returned to Ren's mansion under the persuasion of Sand Dust.

The Golden Crow falls, and the Jade Rabbit climbs.

There was a flash of fire outside the Yizhuang, and more than 20 people including Ren Da, Ren Tingting, Ren Zhuzhu, and Sha Chen were waiting to welcome Mrs. Ren.

This time, everyone didn't wait in vain. Before the third watch, there was a human voice in the dark night, and someone shouted: "The strangers avoid, the ancestors return..."

"coming."

Ren Da cheered up, "The old man is back, and everyone is ready to welcome him."

I saw a young man in an apricot robe ringing a bell, leading a zombie in clear clothes with a talisman on his forehead.

When the bell rings, the zombie jumps, which is very magical.

Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu, who had never seen such a scene, stared curiously with their eyes wide open.

"These two guys!"

Under the shroud of dust and spiritual thoughts, it is difficult for any monsters to hide their tracks. What the young man brought back was not a corpse, but a living person, whose breath was exactly the same as that of Ah Hao who ate chicken during the day.

Because of the magic talisman on his forehead, his vision was blocked, and Ah Hao didn't see the sand and dust.During the day, Ah Qiang was outside the door, Eggy was injured, and he didn't pay much attention to Sha Chen's appearance, so the two of them didn't panic at all, and continued to perform the play in a serious manner.

Ah Qiang was expressionless, calm as a mountain, and shouted in a very tone: "The three souls return to their hometowns, and the seven souls return to their homes. Quickly prepare the cornucopia."

Ren Da shouted: "Take the cornucopia!"

The so-called cornucopia is actually a brazier. When the dead old man returns, stepping over the cornucopia will bring blessings to future generations. This is a custom in the countryside.

"The old man jumped over the cornucopia, and the whole family was reunited..."

Ah Qiang rang the bell, and Ah Hao, who was pretending to be a corpse, jumped forward and was about to jump over the brazier. Sand Chen came to Ren Da's side calmly.

This angle was just enough for Ah Hao to see. In fact, Ah Hao did see the dust, and he broke out in a cold sweat. Standing still, no matter how Ah Qiang shook the bell, it was useless.

"You're jumping!" Ah Qiang stepped forward and whispered.

"I……"

"Jump, everyone is watching."

Ah Hao regained his composure, seeing Sha Chen's normal complexion, he thought he didn't recognize him, he was relieved, jumped over the brazier easily, and lay down on the high bed driven by Ah Qiang.

The next step is to scrape evil spirits, use a knife to scrape Mrs. Ren's tongue and arms, and scrape away the evil spirits, so as not to bring disasters to the family.

"Master Ren, Shaxie needs a young man..." Ah Qiang said with a smile.

Shachen stood up without hesitation, picked up the butcher's knife, and without waiting for Aqiang to speak, went straight to Ahao's side, pinched his chin and opened his mouth.

Ah Hao was also dedicated, he took the initiative to stick out his tongue, and Sha Chen stuck the blade to it and scraped fiercely a few times, with such force that his tongue coating peeled off.

Ah Hao was in so much pain that tears almost came out.

"No need to shave your hands!"

Ah Qiang was terrified watching from the sidelines, and hurriedly stopped Sha Chen, who said with a smile: "If you don't shave your hands, you have to shave your legs. Look at how hairy his legs are. If you don't shave, it will bring trouble to the Ren family. "

Saying that, stick the butcher's knife on it...

(End of this chapter)