Small profiteers in the Three Realms
Chapter 340 Hades Has a Matchmaker Heart
Chapter 340 Hades Has a Matchmaker Heart
There is no free lunch in the world!
That's a great saying!
When you think you are making a small profit, maybe what is waiting for you is a big pit!
Lin Zheng is deeply touched now!
If it weren't for the greed for cheap money and grabbing red envelopes, why would they be in such an embarrassing situation now!
It’s not good to participate, and it’s not good to not participate. It’s really a headache!
After thinking about it again and again, Lin Zheng glanced at the date on the invitation and thought about it.
Lin Zheng: King Yama praised you absurdly!Marriage is indeed a great joy, but I am so entangled in mundane affairs that I really can't get away! ! ! (crazy)
King Yama: You don't have to worry about Lin Zhengxian!Considering that everyone is busy, and the rules of the underworld are different from those of the heavens, I specially asked Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to refine the soul talisman!
As long as you place this talisman between your eyebrows, you can come to the underworld in an instant, and you don't have to worry about being haunted by the dark energy of the underworld.
Considering everyone's time constraints, the King of the Ten Temples of Hades devoted all his energy to building a teleportation array.
It can be said that people come and go in a hurry, so there is no need to worry about time!
So, you can rest assured!
At that time, there will be bull head and horse face to receive all the fairy families!
Seeing this news, Lin Zheng felt very sad.
Yan Luo Wang married a daughter is really costly!
Even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and the other nine palace kings were dispatched!
The most terrible thing is that he arranged too thoughtfully, never giving Lin Zheng a chance to refuse!
How should this be done! ! !
The divine soul talisman solves the trouble of going in and out of the underworld, so it is not impossible to go to the wedding of Yan Luowang's daughter.
Moreover, it is not bad to visit the legendary underworld by the way!
It's just that Lin Zheng's current status doesn't allow it!
Once he entered the underworld and was discovered by Yan Luowang that he was a mortal, it would be very bad!
Therefore, this wedding can't go to anything!
However, he had to give Yan Luo Wang face.
In any case, they are all officials in charge of the underworld, and proper respect should be given.
This is indeed a bit tricky!
Lin Zheng looked out the window, dazed.
After thinking about it again and again, he decided to settle the matter by throwing money at him.
In the mortal world, the main purpose of entertaining guests at a wedding banquet is to collect money.
Although heaven and hell are very different from the mortal world, this method of receiving gifts that has been practiced for thousands of years should not change.
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng wrapped a red envelope of [-] cents coins and threw it directly to King Yama.
The annual salary of the immortals in the Heavenly Court is only about one thousand cents coins, Lin Zheng thought that this red envelope could be regarded as a great gift!
as predicted!
After receiving the red envelope, Yan Luowang responded to the message in seconds.
King Yama: Lin Zhengxian, are you...? ? (surprise)
Lin Zheng: Princess Luo Luo's big wedding is a happy event, my younger brother sent me a modest blessing, I hope my brother will not be too little!
King Yama: Immortal friend Lin Zheng is too polite!This is not a meager blessing from you, it is simply a great gift!
Lin Zheng: It's just my wish, please accept it!I'm not sure if I can attend the wedding, it's a lot of trouble, but I'll try my best!I hope King Yama understands!
King Yama: Easy to say, easy to say!They're all brothers from my own family, so there's no need to be so ignorant!
Looking at this message, Lin Zheng pouted.
It was exactly as he expected.
What are you saying about having fun together? Isn't it just to collect money!
One thousand cents coins directly made the opponent's attitude turn 180 degrees!
Yan Luowang: My friend Lin Zheng, if you can come, you should try to come!We have always been in touch on Skynet, and we haven't met in person yet!
Brother, I can't wait to witness Xianyou's dignity!
When the time comes, we won't get drunk and we won't return!
Let me tell you, your reputation in heaven can be described as thunderous.
How many famous families are inquiring about your background!
Check out the background! ! !
These four words made Lin Zheng break out in a cold sweat! ! !
Why do they want to inquire about the background? ? ! !
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng hurriedly replied: How do you say this?
King Yama: You should know! (Laughs) Many families have daughters in their boudoirs. You, the richest man in heaven, naturally attract the favor of countless people! ! !
Seeing this, Lin Zheng felt relieved.
It turned out to be the reason! ! !
He thought it was his identity exposed! ! !
But then again, this is by no means a good thing.
The so-called wood is beautiful in the forest and the wind will destroy it!
It's really not good for him to make such a big commotion in Heaven and Earth.
It seems that it is necessary to keep a low profile in the future!
Lin Zheng: Brother, you are joking!I'm just a fairy!
King Yama: You can't speak like that!Anyone can improve their cultivation, but not everyone can have that much money!By the way, friend Lin Zhengxian, I want to ask you something?
Lin Zheng: Please tell me.
Yan Luowang: My brother probably didn't have a family, right?
Lin Zheng: No, no!
After saying this, Lin Zheng suddenly felt very bad.
King Yama: Great!Very good!Very good!
Lin Zheng: What do you mean? (horrified)
King Yama: If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have married off my daughter so early!Hey, forget it!This is God's will!
Lin Zheng: Brother, if you have something to say, I feel a chill down my back! (horrified)
King Yama: That's right!Since my brother hasn't married yet, how about my brother introduce you to a marriage?
The daughter of the Wheel-Turning King has also reached the age of marriage!
That little girl was born very fresh, and she is very talented, she knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she is an outstanding young woman in my underworld!
If my brother is willing, I can help you as a matchmaker! ! !
Lin Zheng almost lost his temper when he heard the words! ! !
King Yama is the matchmaker, and the woman is the daughter of the King of the Wheel, one of the Ten Kings of Hades!
Just kidding!
There is an old saying that when the King of Hades marries a daughter, ghosts dare to marry her!
Let him marry the daughter of the reincarnation king, it is better to kill him!
Lin Zheng: Brother, you can't take this joke!I don't have the heart to think about these things now, so don't mess around!
King Yama: My brother, this statement is wrong!I am a god and ghost, and my life span is unlimited. Marriage is a big deal, so I should consider it!
Let me tell you, the underworld is no longer what it used to be, and the girls in the underworld are not much worse than the gods.
Especially the daughter of the king of reincarnation, she has the face of a closed moon and a shameful flower, like a fish and a wild goose.
She is definitely a girl with a 100% return rate in the underworld.
Many families in the heavenly court have already started to propose marriage!
you consider it!
If you think it's okay, my brother will help you as a matchmaker, and you can definitely win it!
This is called fat water not flowing into the fields of outsiders!
Lin Zheng stared at the phone, feeling that his three views were shattered.
Is this the fearful King Yama? !
Why do you look like the aunt of the neighborhood committee! !
If you open your mouth and shut your mouth, you will be a matchmaker for others! !
Lin Zheng: I appreciate my brother's kindness!But I really have no idea of starting a family right now!Moreover, there will not be any time!
King Yama: Brother, think again!If you can form a family with the underworld, it will be a great thing...
first change
(End of this chapter)
There is no free lunch in the world!
That's a great saying!
When you think you are making a small profit, maybe what is waiting for you is a big pit!
Lin Zheng is deeply touched now!
If it weren't for the greed for cheap money and grabbing red envelopes, why would they be in such an embarrassing situation now!
It’s not good to participate, and it’s not good to not participate. It’s really a headache!
After thinking about it again and again, Lin Zheng glanced at the date on the invitation and thought about it.
Lin Zheng: King Yama praised you absurdly!Marriage is indeed a great joy, but I am so entangled in mundane affairs that I really can't get away! ! ! (crazy)
King Yama: You don't have to worry about Lin Zhengxian!Considering that everyone is busy, and the rules of the underworld are different from those of the heavens, I specially asked Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to refine the soul talisman!
As long as you place this talisman between your eyebrows, you can come to the underworld in an instant, and you don't have to worry about being haunted by the dark energy of the underworld.
Considering everyone's time constraints, the King of the Ten Temples of Hades devoted all his energy to building a teleportation array.
It can be said that people come and go in a hurry, so there is no need to worry about time!
So, you can rest assured!
At that time, there will be bull head and horse face to receive all the fairy families!
Seeing this news, Lin Zheng felt very sad.
Yan Luo Wang married a daughter is really costly!
Even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and the other nine palace kings were dispatched!
The most terrible thing is that he arranged too thoughtfully, never giving Lin Zheng a chance to refuse!
How should this be done! ! !
The divine soul talisman solves the trouble of going in and out of the underworld, so it is not impossible to go to the wedding of Yan Luowang's daughter.
Moreover, it is not bad to visit the legendary underworld by the way!
It's just that Lin Zheng's current status doesn't allow it!
Once he entered the underworld and was discovered by Yan Luowang that he was a mortal, it would be very bad!
Therefore, this wedding can't go to anything!
However, he had to give Yan Luo Wang face.
In any case, they are all officials in charge of the underworld, and proper respect should be given.
This is indeed a bit tricky!
Lin Zheng looked out the window, dazed.
After thinking about it again and again, he decided to settle the matter by throwing money at him.
In the mortal world, the main purpose of entertaining guests at a wedding banquet is to collect money.
Although heaven and hell are very different from the mortal world, this method of receiving gifts that has been practiced for thousands of years should not change.
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng wrapped a red envelope of [-] cents coins and threw it directly to King Yama.
The annual salary of the immortals in the Heavenly Court is only about one thousand cents coins, Lin Zheng thought that this red envelope could be regarded as a great gift!
as predicted!
After receiving the red envelope, Yan Luowang responded to the message in seconds.
King Yama: Lin Zhengxian, are you...? ? (surprise)
Lin Zheng: Princess Luo Luo's big wedding is a happy event, my younger brother sent me a modest blessing, I hope my brother will not be too little!
King Yama: Immortal friend Lin Zheng is too polite!This is not a meager blessing from you, it is simply a great gift!
Lin Zheng: It's just my wish, please accept it!I'm not sure if I can attend the wedding, it's a lot of trouble, but I'll try my best!I hope King Yama understands!
King Yama: Easy to say, easy to say!They're all brothers from my own family, so there's no need to be so ignorant!
Looking at this message, Lin Zheng pouted.
It was exactly as he expected.
What are you saying about having fun together? Isn't it just to collect money!
One thousand cents coins directly made the opponent's attitude turn 180 degrees!
Yan Luowang: My friend Lin Zheng, if you can come, you should try to come!We have always been in touch on Skynet, and we haven't met in person yet!
Brother, I can't wait to witness Xianyou's dignity!
When the time comes, we won't get drunk and we won't return!
Let me tell you, your reputation in heaven can be described as thunderous.
How many famous families are inquiring about your background!
Check out the background! ! !
These four words made Lin Zheng break out in a cold sweat! ! !
Why do they want to inquire about the background? ? ! !
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng hurriedly replied: How do you say this?
King Yama: You should know! (Laughs) Many families have daughters in their boudoirs. You, the richest man in heaven, naturally attract the favor of countless people! ! !
Seeing this, Lin Zheng felt relieved.
It turned out to be the reason! ! !
He thought it was his identity exposed! ! !
But then again, this is by no means a good thing.
The so-called wood is beautiful in the forest and the wind will destroy it!
It's really not good for him to make such a big commotion in Heaven and Earth.
It seems that it is necessary to keep a low profile in the future!
Lin Zheng: Brother, you are joking!I'm just a fairy!
King Yama: You can't speak like that!Anyone can improve their cultivation, but not everyone can have that much money!By the way, friend Lin Zhengxian, I want to ask you something?
Lin Zheng: Please tell me.
Yan Luowang: My brother probably didn't have a family, right?
Lin Zheng: No, no!
After saying this, Lin Zheng suddenly felt very bad.
King Yama: Great!Very good!Very good!
Lin Zheng: What do you mean? (horrified)
King Yama: If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have married off my daughter so early!Hey, forget it!This is God's will!
Lin Zheng: Brother, if you have something to say, I feel a chill down my back! (horrified)
King Yama: That's right!Since my brother hasn't married yet, how about my brother introduce you to a marriage?
The daughter of the Wheel-Turning King has also reached the age of marriage!
That little girl was born very fresh, and she is very talented, she knows everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she is an outstanding young woman in my underworld!
If my brother is willing, I can help you as a matchmaker! ! !
Lin Zheng almost lost his temper when he heard the words! ! !
King Yama is the matchmaker, and the woman is the daughter of the King of the Wheel, one of the Ten Kings of Hades!
Just kidding!
There is an old saying that when the King of Hades marries a daughter, ghosts dare to marry her!
Let him marry the daughter of the reincarnation king, it is better to kill him!
Lin Zheng: Brother, you can't take this joke!I don't have the heart to think about these things now, so don't mess around!
King Yama: My brother, this statement is wrong!I am a god and ghost, and my life span is unlimited. Marriage is a big deal, so I should consider it!
Let me tell you, the underworld is no longer what it used to be, and the girls in the underworld are not much worse than the gods.
Especially the daughter of the king of reincarnation, she has the face of a closed moon and a shameful flower, like a fish and a wild goose.
She is definitely a girl with a 100% return rate in the underworld.
Many families in the heavenly court have already started to propose marriage!
you consider it!
If you think it's okay, my brother will help you as a matchmaker, and you can definitely win it!
This is called fat water not flowing into the fields of outsiders!
Lin Zheng stared at the phone, feeling that his three views were shattered.
Is this the fearful King Yama? !
Why do you look like the aunt of the neighborhood committee! !
If you open your mouth and shut your mouth, you will be a matchmaker for others! !
Lin Zheng: I appreciate my brother's kindness!But I really have no idea of starting a family right now!Moreover, there will not be any time!
King Yama: Brother, think again!If you can form a family with the underworld, it will be a great thing...
first change
(End of this chapter)
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