Urban Romance

Chapter 73 Chang'e Fairy Doubts Me
Erlang Shen: Fuck me, Lu Dongbin, how dare you humiliate me like this, Xiao Tianquan, let me go, I'll fuck you, Xiao Tianquan, you single dog, what are you doing riding on Xiao Hua?

Lu Dongbin: Haha, Erlangshen, do you really think you are awesome?Let me tell you, if we Eight Immortals work together, you may not necessarily be an opponent. Look at Xiaotiangou, and you still say that he is a single dog. I think you are the real single dog.

Erlang Shen: Lu Dongbin, you are looking for death (angry).

Lu Dongbin: Haha, come here if you have the ability, our Eight Immortals are waiting for you here.

Tieguai Li: True Monarch Erlang, don't take our Eight Immortals seriously because of your high status. It's not certain who will lose if you fight.

Erlang Shen: Damn it, you Eight Immortals are going to partner with me, right?Alright, Ben Zhenjun wants to see what you Eight Immortals have, wait for me on Penglai Xiandao, and I will meet you Eight Immortals right now.

Lu Dongbin: I'll wipe it!

Tieguai Li: I'll go!

Han Xiangzi: Oh, I bought it!

Lan Caihe: Huh, I'm still young, uh, I don't want my family to be ruined, uh...

He Xiangu: Take care of the real king, the Eight Immortals and the real king are friends in heaven at the same time, why do they really meet each other in battle?I don't know if Zhenjun can see Xiaoxian's thin face and turn hostility into jade!

Erlang Shen: Fairy, you saw it just now. I, Yang Jian, are not looking for trouble. It is obviously Lu Dongbin who is doing trouble. Today I have to let Lu Dongbin know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is.

Lu Dongbin: Erlang God, don't go too far.

Erlang Shen: Your grandpa Erlang is too much, why are you still not convinced?

Lu Dongbin didn't respond directly.

Although Erlang God is a master of tearing, but as the nephew of the Jade Emperor, the few who were consecrated to the gods had the privilege of being obedient and not obedient.

Although he has the privilege of the Jade Emperor being his uncle, it also shows Erlang Shen's own strength.

Not to mention Lu Dongbin alone, even if the Eight Immortals are bundled together, I am afraid that they will not be the opponent of Erlang God. It is no wonder that Erlang God dares to be so arrogant.

Chang'e: Zhenjun, can you give Xiaoxian a noodle?Turn fighting with the Eight Immortals into jade silk.

Marshal Canopy (Zhu Bajie): Fairy!

Wu Gang: Fairy!
Taibai Jinxing: Fairy!
Marshal Tianpeng (Zhu Bajie): Damn it, old man Jin Xing, why are you joining in the fun at your age?
Wu Gang: Zhu Bajie, why are you joining in the fun?Do you really think that good cabbage will make pigs arch?
Marshal Tianpeng (Zhu Bajie): Wu Gang, I want to fight you.

Wu Gang: Teasing your sister.

Marshal Tianpeng (Zhu Bajie): Wu Gang is looking for a fight!

Erlang Shen: Let me go, Zhu Bajie, Wu Gang, are you all okay?It's okay to fart and play, do you know that you are malicious bullying.

Marshal Canopy (Zhu Bajie): Crack!
Wu Gang: Crap!

Erlang God: Fairy Chang'e, this Lu Dongbin made me so angry that I couldn't calm down for a while. If the fairy can talk to me, otherwise, I will have to send a wave of red envelopes to soothe my anxious heart.

Marshal Canopy (Zhu Bajie): Despicable!

Wu Gang: Shameless!
Taibai Jinxing: Nasty!
Chang'e: It's okay to give out red envelopes, but I don't have any treasures in Guanghan Palace, only some sweet-scented osmanthus wine brewed by me.

All the immortals: I wish I could!
Ning Xiaotian was about to fall asleep watching the group of gods tearing apart, and suddenly saw that Chang'e was about to give out red envelopes, and immediately opened his eyes wide.

This group of gods moved with outrageous agility, and Ning Xiaotian was ready for battle at this moment.

A flash of red light!
Ning Xiaotian hurriedly nodded.

I rub it, it's still a password red envelope!

"The magic power of all the immortals is terrifying, and harmony in the heaven is the most important thing!" '

Ning Xiaotian's typing speed is still top-notch, not to mention that now he has practiced the Nine Suns Manual and eaten various immortal products, his fingers are flying like flying.

Congratulations on getting the red envelope from Chang'e Fairy!

Haw!

Ning Xiaotian quickly checked the inventory, and there was indeed a blue-yellow wine glass in the inventory, click to see.

Sweet-scented osmanthus wine!

Efficacy: Fairy Chang'e brews sweet-scented osmanthus wine, which has the effect of dredging meridians, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, and the effect is even worse for ordinary people!

Only got one cup.

In the fairy group!

Marshal Tianpeng (Zhu Bajie): Huh, I only got one cup for the fairy.

Wu Gang: Little pig, my uncle grabbed two cups, haha!

Erlang Shen: What's the noise?Grandpa Erlang has grabbed six cups, whoever dares to grab it with me will be the king of luck.

Although he just grabbed a cup of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, Ning Xiaotian was quite satisfied. Being able to snatch food from the hands of these gods was simply a feat.

Ning Xiaotian immediately planned to taste the delicious wine made by Chang'e.

But at this moment, a short message came suddenly.

Click to see, Ning Xiaotian was startled.

Fairy Chang'e!

That's right, it was Fairy Chang'e who chatted with him in private.

嫦娥仙子@宁小天: Fragrant Pot Fairy, are you there?
Ning Xiaotian hesitated for a while, and finally replied: Yes!
Fairy Chang'e: I don't know what position Xianyou Xiangguo occupies in the Heavenly Court, why have I never heard of Xianyou Xiangguo's Taoist name?
Ning Xiaotian grinned secretly when he saw Fairy Chang'e's words.

He still doesn't know what kind of fairy Chang'e is. What if he reports to the Jade Emperor because he robbed her red envelope, tsk tsk, it will be troublesome.

Maybe he would be kicked out of the fairy group directly!

This is how to do?
Sweat dripped down Ning Xiaotian's head in an instant.

However, if you don't answer, you will definitely not be able to muddle through.

Ning Xiaotian thought for a while, and replied: Secret!

Fairy Chang'e lived for countless years anyway, and was able to live alone in the Guanghan Palace in the Heavenly Court, and was able not to be really harassed by male gods, so she obviously had a certain amount of wisdom.

Fairy Chang'e: Isn't the fairy friend a fairy from the heaven?But mixed into this group?It seems that I have to report to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

Ning Xiaotian was suddenly struck by lightning, and his heart seemed to be pulled.

How to do?
If he got stabbed at the side of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, everyone would know that he was in the group of immortals, and he would be kicked out as a matter of course!

After leaving the group of immortals, Ning Xiaotian became the same Ning Xiaotian as before, how is this possible?

Suddenly, Ning Xiaotian thought that Chang'e was the most beautiful woman in the heaven, and he didn't know whether he would use skin care products or not.

Ning Xiaotian@嫦娥仙子: Fairy please, the reason why I say it’s a secret is because my identity is indeed a secret, and it’s a big secret. However, today’s acquaintance with the fairy can be regarded as fate. I believe that some of the treasures are useful for women. If the fairy likes them, I can find them and give them to the fairy.

Fairy Chang'e: Do you still want to bribe me?

Ning Xiaotian: Haha, there are too many fairy friends in Heaven who want to show their affection to the fairy.

Fairy Chang'e thought about it, and she wasn't sure who this "fragrance pot" was. What if it really involved some secrets of the Heavenly Court?What's more, there are many gods who are higher than her in the group of gods, and some of them like to transform into other names, but neither human nor fairy will reject the baby.

Fairy Chang'e: All right, I want to see what kind of treasure it is.

Ning Xiaotian: Fairy, please wait patiently. I have too many treasures here, and it takes several hours to find them. I believe the fairy doesn't care about such a few hours.

As a god, he has lived for countless years, and a hundred years and a thousand years are just a matter of flicking his fingers, let alone a few hours.

Fairy Chang'e: No problem, I'll wait.

Ning Xiaotian lost all desire to drink sweet-scented osmanthus wine.

If it was other gods, Ning Xiaotian could use the soda he drank and the leftover sausages to deal with, but Fairy Chang'e is a woman, and women are generally very picky.

Ning Xiaotian sat up and thought about it, and suddenly thought of something.

Don't women like to put on masks these days?Masks have only become fashionable in the past few years. Obviously, Tianting must not have them. Thinking of this, Ning Xiaotian made up his mind.

But where to get a mask?Ning Xiaotian has never used a mask, and he doesn't know what kind of mask is good.

This is a major matter related to whether he can continue to stay in the group of immortals, and he cannot handle it.

correct!

Lin Shuya's skin is so good, maybe she also uses a mask.

Ning Xiaotian hurriedly sent Lin Shuya a WeChat message: Are you there?

Lin Shuya: Yes!
I'll wipe it, and I'll come back in seconds!
(End of this chapter)