Urban Romance

Chapter 56 Monkey King's Distress!

Sun Wukong: Friends of the Fragrant Pot, are you there?
Ning Xiaotian quickly replied: Great Sage, what's the matter?
Sun Wukong: I just saw you snatching red envelopes again, so I knew you were there (crazy)
Seeing Sun Wukong's small expression, Ning Xiaotian quickly asked: Great Sage, what happened, is there anything I can do for you?

Before Ning Xiaotian wanted to find an anonymous fairy official, but when he saw Monkey King sending him a message, he suddenly thought of Journey to the West, didn't this monkey resurrect people many times?Maybe this monkey can help with Xiaoqian's matter.

Sun Wukong: Did you see what 2B with three eyes said in the group just now?
Ning Xiaotian: Great Sage, I will always stand by your side, you are my idol in this life. (worship)

Sun Wukong: In fact, what he said is true.

Ning Xiaotian: Huh?ah?ah? (surprise)
Sun Wukong: You are not in our fairyland, so I will not hide some things from you. Perhaps, there are some things that only you can help me with.

Ning Xiaotian saw Monkey King's words and thought to himself, could this monkey really be cuckolded?This is really something to be despised.

However, Ning Xiaotian didn't dare to say it directly, instead he said: If you have anything to do with the Great Sage, just say it, I will definitely do it if it can be done, and if it can't be done, I will try my best to do it for you.

Sun Wukong: That would be great, Xiangguo Xianyou, you also know that I have found a girlfriend, and I’m having a hot fight recently, and the Durex and lubricating oil you gave are really great, but Xiaocui is not satisfied , and said that my skills are not good, my grandson is good at fighting monsters, and the bridal chamber is definitely not as good as Bajie, but I can't ask Bajie, that idiot must be laughing at me, Xiao Cui these two days There has always been a special resentment, as if it has not been satisfied. (Wronged)

Ning Xiaotian couldn't help laughing when he saw Monkey King's words.

Unexpectedly, Sun Houzi, who was so high-spirited and made trouble in Tiangong back then, knew nothing about the bridal chamber, even worse than Zhu Bajie. It seemed that the news of Xiaocui's unsatisfaction had already spread quickly in Heaven.

Ning Xiaotian thought for a while, then smiled.

Since you don't know the skills, you have to study hard.

Of course, it is impossible for heaven to have a professor's bridal chamber, but there are in the mortal world.

The masters of the island country, Ran Muto, Maria Ozawa, which one is not the master of the world, as long as they teach Sun Wukong by precept and example, wouldn't it be appropriate?
However, the last time Ning Xiaotian sent so many Durex and lubricating oil to Sun Wukong, he regretted it very much afterwards. If he sent less, wouldn't it be able to whet Monkey King's appetite?Maybe you can get more treasures.

Ning Xiaotian thought for a while, and replied: Great Sage, this matter is really difficult to handle.

Monkey King: Xiangguo Xianyou, according to what you mean, it’s not impossible to do it. Didn’t you just say it?You will help me do whatever you can, Xiangguo Xianyou, you can’t take your word for it, woo woo...

Ning Xiaotian was drunk straight away, it was really hard for him to imagine Monkey King crying bitterly.

Ning Xiaotian: Difficult, indeed difficult.

Sun Wukong: If you need gold ingots, I will go to the God of Wealth for the points.

Ning Xiaotian: It’s not about money, Dasheng, actually I have something to ask for your help, if you can help me, I will help you to the end no matter how hard it is, never let Three Eyes laugh at you.

Ning Xiaotian deliberately said that Erlang God has three eyes.

Sure enough, Monkey King was happy.

Sun Wukong: Haha, Xiangguo Xianyou, I knew that you hated the guy with three eyes as much as I do. Tell me, as long as I can do it, I will definitely do it for you.

Ning Xiaotian: Actually, it’s like this. I had a friend who was unfortunately killed, but the soul is with me, and the body is normal. Can you bring her back to life?I know that the Great Sage has great powers, so such a small matter must not trouble the Great Sage.

Sun Wukong: Reviving a mortal is of course a trivial matter. When my grandson made troubles in the underworld, he had the final say than the king of Hades. However, now the heavens are too strict to go to the underworld. However, it is not impossible, too much Laojun's Resurrection Pill can definitely save a mortal.

Resurrection Pill!
As soon as Ning Xiaotian saw these three words, he became very excited, and hurriedly said: "Great Sage, I'm dating you now, and I have to find you a good baby who can help you even if I go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire."

Sun Wukong: Fairy friend Xiangguo, we have made a deal, as long as you really help me, even if I make trouble in the Tushita Palace again, I have to get a Resurrection Pill.

Ning Xiaotian was overjoyed: Great Sage, thank you very much, you hurry to find Taishang Laojun, I will find a solution for you now.

Monkey King didn't speak, and the avatar immediately disappeared.

Let me go, didn't I say that Monkey King is not a womanizer?I didn't expect to be so concerned about that matter, this monkey won't really make trouble in Tushita Palace again because of wanting a resurrection pill.

Of course, these are beyond Ning Xiaotian's control. He just wants to get the Resurrection Pill and return Xiaoqian to Yang.

For so many days, although Ning Xiaotian was not used to having a hanged ghost in his mind, Xiaoqian did help him a lot.

After shutting down the fairy group, Ning Xiaotian hurriedly left the dormitory.

There is a high-definition uncensored video of one G in the mobile phone. Ning Xiaotian felt that it would be the best to pass this on to Monkey King. However, there must be something to play. After much deliberation, Ning Xiaotian decided to go out. Buy an MP4.

Although smart phones are popular now, few people use MP4, but the electronic goods market near Jianghai University still sells them.

Ning Xiaotian ran to the electronic product market in a hurry, visited a few stores, and found a boss who was researching *** in the store.

"Hey, does it look good?"

Boss: "Tsk tsk, it looks good, Maria Ozawa is my favorite."

"***How ​​about it?"

Boss: "Tsk tsk, I love it too, I love it too, I..."

When the boss said this, he immediately turned his head to look at Ning Xiaotian who was lying on the counter, quickly turned off the notebook, and then smiled at Ning Xiaotian.

"Young man, you came to my place to buy movies."

When Ning Xiaotian heard it, he thought to himself, this place actually sells porn?Now that the investigation is so strict, there are still people who dare to commit crimes against the wind.

However, Ning Xiaotian didn't care about these things, and said with a smile: "Of course, otherwise, why do you come here? I think you have MP4 here, right? Give me a better quality one with a clearer screen."

"Young man, how much does that film cost?"

Ning Xiaotian said: "I want it all."

"Ah?" The boss looked at Ning Xiaotian in surprise.

Ning Xiaotian said: "Find a bigger USB flash drive and give me a set of all your high-definition and uncensored movies. Money is not a problem."

The boss was overjoyed when he heard it!

A few minutes later, Ning Xiaotian walked out of the electronic goods market. Hundreds of movies were enough to exchange for a lot of monkey hair on Monkey King. Think about the monkey hair on Monkey King, it is the treasure of treasures.

Walked leisurely to the school.

However, when he passed the grove near the school, he suddenly heard a cry for help from the grove!
"Help, someone help me..."

A girl's voice came from the woods.

Ning Xiaotian was slightly taken aback, how could there be a cry for help in this grove?Could it be Zhao Hao's conspiracy again?
Ning Xiaotian thought for a while, could Zhao Hao be able to deal with his current strength?Besides, even if Zhao Hao is not afraid of me, isn't he afraid of the Su Group?

As a medical student, it is his bounden duty to help the world and save people, so Ning Xiaotian didn't hesitate any longer and went straight into the grove.

Not long after, I saw a sexy woman squatting on the ground in the grove.

Ning Xiaotian stood far away, looked left and right, but did not see the vision, so he said to the woman: "What happened?"

"I sprained my ankle, it hurts so much, handsome guy, can you help me?" The woman was speaking, and the heroic little white rabbit was still shaking.

Ning Xiaotian couldn't help swallowing, as a man with more energy than normal people, Ning Xiaotian really couldn't resist such boldness, so he walked over without thinking.

But when Ning Xiaotian came to the woman, the woman took off her shirt.

Ning Xiaotian was stunned, it was a vacuum.

What is this for?
Could it be that when this woman saw that I was handsome, she couldn't help but want to push back?

However, the woman didn't give Ning Xiaotian a chance to reflect, she stood up directly.

Did you sprain your feet?

"Help, come quickly, catch the hooligans—"

The woman suddenly screamed.

Ning Xiaotian was stunned.

However, what surprised Ning Xiaotian even more was that several uniformed policemen suddenly ran in outside the grove.

"Don't move, put your hands up..."

I'm sure!

Ning Xiaotian was speechless, is this a fucking trap?

(End of this chapter)