Urban Romance

Chapter 446 Sun Wukong also became a 'strict wife'

After hearing this, Li Qingzhi was very surprised, looked at Fang Lansi and said, "How could this be, Brother Fang, haven't there been very few people in our three major families who are extremely talented? How could anyone be successful?" Cultivate this kind of Gu?"

The old man frowned and said: "In recent years, some young people in the family have looked down on Gu at all, fewer and fewer people want to learn it, and fewer and fewer people have learned it. As for those who have learned it well, there are not many people at all. , and it is impossible to develop heart-eating Gu with those people's Gu poison technique."

"If anyone among the three major families can develop this kind of Gu, there is only one other than Fu Chen."

"Taxie."

"Taxie."

He and Fang Lansi said together.

Fu Guochen said: "Ta Xie was judged by the ancestors that he would not have any great attainments in Gu art. Didn't he think that this heart-eating Gu is really his masterpiece?"

After hearing his words, the three of them were silent.

Ning Xiaotian took the opportunity to look at his phone and found that Monkey King was @他.

Sun Wukong: Xiaotian, are you there?Are you there?

Ning Xiaotian was slow for a while, so he sent several question marks in succession.

So he quickly replied: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Sun Wukong: Hey.Then I posted a moving picture of the golden cudgel getting longer.

Ning Xiaotian: What do you mean?
Sun Wukong: They are all men, so why pretend? (evil laugh)

Ning Xiaotian has a black question mark face on his head, but he still doesn’t understand what it means. Is he talking about men’s cockroaches, but the cockroaches are erect. Is there any problem? Isn’t this a normal thing?
It's not normal to be unable to get an erection, but does it have anything to do with him? When I thought about it, I immediately thought of the issue of condoms.

Ning Xiaotian: There are no condoms, do you want some condoms?
Sun Wukong: Xiaotian still understands me, so he doesn't say anything. If you have something to say, I'm different from Erlangshen. I will repay my kindness. (laughing out loud)

Ning Xiaotian: Never forget to hurt others, how did he offend you. (roll eyes)

In fact, Ning Xiaotian is also very puzzled, Sun Wukong seems to be the biggest enemy in the heavenly court Erlang God, these two people really have such a sworn hatred?

Sun Wukong: Heavenly Court offended me when it caught me.

Ning Xiaotian: When the lower realm of the Heavenly Court arrested you back then, almost half of the immortals in the Immortal Court participated. Why do you hate him alone?

Sun Wukong: He let the dog bite me.

Ning Xiaotian: The King of Tota even took you into his tower, why didn't you say anything.

Sun Wukong: His dog bit me.

Ning Xiaotian: Taishang Laojun almost used you as medicine back then, and Lei Gong and Dian Mu even struck you with lightning. Why do you only remember what he did?

Sun Wukong: He let the dog bite me.

I wipe, important things are said three times!

Ning Xiaotian: ...well, is it okay if I don't talk about it, but to be honest, there is really one thing I need your help this time.

Sun Wukong: Say, what's the matter.

Ning Xiaotian: It's your deadly enemy, Erlang God. He's going to snatch the fairy by force, and he's going to take Chang'e away.

Sun Wukong: He is really courageous. Well, I will observe in secret. When he snatches Chang'e away, I will go to the Jade Emperor to read his book and see what he has to say.

Ning Xiaotian felt speechless, why didn't Sun Wukong follow his own script, in his script, shouldn't Sun Wukong yell "he dares, he will not let him succeed if I'm around", why did he still watch the show.

In fact, according to Sun Wukong's character, he would naturally not put Erlang God in his eyes. However, the last time Sun Wukong beat Erlang God in front of Guanghan Palace, Tathagata and Buddha appeared. Later they met Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong You can disobey the Jade Emperor, but you can't beat the Tathagata Buddha.

Ning Xiaotian didn't care about so many things, he just wanted to ask Monkey King to help him, so he started a verbal battle with Monkey King.

Ning Xiaotian had no choice but to say: Great Sage, this is not the case. If you let Erlang God succeed, even if you read his book in front of the Jade Emperor, they are originally related by nephew and uncle. How much punishment will you receive? On the contrary, it is you. Everyone knows that you and Erlang God are at odds. You, the Great Sage, don’t want to be as knowledgeable as him. Those who have bad intentions may think of you, they will definitely say that you have not been his opponent these years, and you are afraid of the Jade Emperor behind him, and your reputation will be completely destroyed by then. destroyed.

Sun Wukong: Why is my grandson afraid of the Jade Emperor?Hmph, think back when my old grandson was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace and kicking the fairyland, who would dare to be ruthless with my old grandson in this heavenly court?It's just...brother, Fairy Chang'e didn't even ask me for help, so I just passed by like this, so I'm somewhat suspected of meddling in my own business?

Ning Xiaotian: We are good brothers, right?

Sun Wukong: Must!

Ning Xiaotian: If Erlang God hits me, I will definitely not be his opponent. At that time, what do you think?
Sun Wukong: Stand and watch!

Ning Xiaotian: Okay, don't come to me for condoms anymore. (fury)
Sun Wukong: Don't, Xiaotian, I'm just kidding. (sweat)

Ning Xiaotian: I'm telling you something serious, don't make a joke, okay?

Sun Wukong: Hey.

Ning Xiaotian: By the way, when will you and Zixia get married? Then I will definitely give you a big red envelope. Although it is not as precious as your heavenly treasures, it is still rare. By the way, what do you want? What type of stuff, I prepare early.

Sun Wukong: I like you so much, Xiaotian, there is nothing to say. From now on, you will be my grandson’s best brother. As long as you say go east, I will not go west. In fact, I really have one thing to ask of you today, yours Sister-in-law also wants to see the 'fairy film' you gave to the seven fairies and what is called 'sanitary napkin', so...

Ning Xiaotian: Don't worry, Dasheng, I will definitely send these things to my sister-in-law after this matter is over.

Sun Wukong: Who is his sister-in-law, can you two stop talking nonsense? (What Fairy Zixia said)

Ning Xiaotian: Fairy Zixia?

Sun Wukong: Ning Xiaotian, I am here to officially inform you that you are not allowed to chat with this monkey privately in the future, you have to chat in the group chat, so as to save you from always saying some nasty words, I am not married to him yet, hum. (What Fairy Zixia said)
After a while, Monkey King sent again: "Hey, I was suddenly attacked, Xiaotian, don't worry about everything."

Ning Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, let me just say, who is he, Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave, Sun Wukong, how could he be a "strict wife", besides, he is still not married, If he is married and continues with this momentum, will he still be that rebellious great sage?
But it’s okay, it’s a good thing the Great Sage didn’t give in, Ning Xiaotian thought, what would the Great Sage say when Fairy Zixia sent this out on the Great Sage’s mobile phone, fuck off, what are the big men talking about and what are the women doing here? .

However, it turns out that Ning Xiaotian thought too much.

However, when we listen to a person's speech, we must listen comprehensively, and we cannot only listen to half of it and make guesses.

So does Listening Monkey.

Ning Xiaotian thought that Sun Wukong could rest assured that the last sentence was "I have driven her away" or "I have scolded her away" or something like that.However, what Sun Wukong said was: We just need to be more careful in the future.

Just be careful what you call us, just how are you.

Also, can you stop sending some ambiguous sentences, we have nothing to do, and don't you find it strange that two big men say such things, as if there is some adultery.

Ning Xiaotian has given up on Monkey King. The Monkey King who was fearless in his heart is gone. The one he was chatting with is just a timid monkey with no assertiveness. The other monkeys also practiced the same ability as him, so he completely "disappeared from everyone".

Refer to his book, shouldn't the real Monkey King roar when he sees injustice? What does it mean to read his book?

Although he knew that this might just be a joke from the Great Sage, and he might have already known Ning Xiaotian's plan, but is this what the Great Sage should have said? When he faced this matter, he had two answers in his mind.

Instead of hitting directly with a stick.

This really makes Ning Xiaotian very sad. This kind of sadness is like knowing that the ending of Doraemon is just a dream. When the last level is about to be completed, the author suddenly comes out to tell you that the protagonist failed to pass, as if he died.

It is a kind of sadness that makes people want to curse.

It is a kind of sadness that hates iron but not steel.

I don't know if it's because of chatting with Monkey King, Ning Xiaotian's heart hurts for no reason, and the piercing pain made him scream.

Fu Guochen, who was next to him, saw him and hurriedly asked him what was wrong.

Ning Xiaotian waved his hand and said it was all right, maybe it was the "heart-eating Gu" attack. Although the anti-gu pill Fu Guochen gave him at the beginning could suppress the poison, it couldn't control the attack of the poison. The only advantage was that Cut off the connection between the person who made the Gu and the Gu in Ning Xiaotian's body, so that he would not be killed by the person who made the Gu.

However, the poisoned person cannot control the poison, and other people can't control it even more, so when the poison in the body breaks out again and again, each time it becomes stronger, it is the time when the poisoned person dies.

Ning Xiaotian couldn't die, but he couldn't bear the pain either.

Moreover, he also heard that the Gu worms in the body would eat all the internal organs of a person, and the "heart-eating Gu" would eat the heart of the victim first. Just imagine how a normal person can live without a heart. Therefore, this Gu poison is very vicious and fast.Ning Xiaotian couldn't die, even if he lost his heart and internal organs, he could still live, but living like this was worse than dying.

(End of this chapter)