Urban Romance

Chapter 417 Annoyed Jade Rabbit

When Ning Xiaotian heard what Fairy Chang'e said, he chuckled and said, "Maybe he was passing by."

Fairy Chang'e said: "Don't lie to me. The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is preparing for his wedding with Fairy Zixia recently, and he will basically stay in the palace of Fairy Zixia in the Mansion of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. How could he come to Guanghan Palace? I believe that the third prince Zha passed by here, because the Jade Emperor has indeed become more and more dependent on Li Tianwang and his son this year, and it is also common for the third prince Nezha to go on business."

Ning Xiaotian said with a smile: "Sister Chang'e is so smart, I really admire her. It's almost time, and I should go."

"Hold on."

Ning Xiaotian was puzzled when he heard what Fairy Chang'e said.

"What's wrong? Is there anything else?"

Fairy Chang'e said: "Little Tian, ​​since you're here, why don't you go to Guanghan Palace and sit down?"

"Enter Guanghan Palace?" Ning Xiaotian immediately shook his head when he heard Chang'e's words, pointing to the jade rabbit in Chang'e's arms and said: "This rabbit has a grudge against me, who knows if she will secretly give it to me?" I give a mallet."

Whoa!
Hearing Ning Xiaotian's words, Yutu jumped off Ning Xiaotian's body, turned into a human form, looked at Ning Xiaotian and said, "Hmph, I won't make trouble for no reason? I won't even play tricks behind my back, it's you villain The heart measures the belly of a gentleman."

Ning Xiaotian raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said, "Are you a gentleman? You are just a little girl, oh no, it should be a little female rabbit."

When Yutu heard that Ning Xiaotian said that she was a little female rabbit, her face flushed with anger, and she pointed at Ning Xiaotian and hummed: "If you didn't just see you defying power and swearing to defend the fairy to the death, would you believe it or not? Let your soul disappear!"

"Look, Sister Chang'e, this rabbit should be disciplined, this is the rhythm of biting people."

"You..." Ning Xiaotian's words really made Yutu furious and wanted to make a move, but Fairy Chang'e was by her side again, and Ning Xiaotian's performance just now really made her admire.

"Damn male dog!" Yutu stared at Ning Xiaotian and cursed.

Hearing this, Fairy Chang'e scolded Jade Rabbit and said, "Rabbit!"

Yutu immediately kept silent, just staring at Ning Xiaotian from time to time.

Ning Xiaotian looked at the appearance of Yutu wanting to be angry but stopped, not only not angry, but a little funny.

"Sister Chang'e, I'm joking with you. Although this little female rabbit has a violent personality, she is also kind of cute." Ning Xiaotian chuckled and said, "I forgive him."

Hearing Ning Xiaotian's words, Yutu immediately said: "You forgive me, why don't I forgive you? Hmph, you idiot!"

Yutu was talking, and went directly into Guanghan Palace.

Fairy Chang'e is also helpless.

There is only Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, and only Jade Rabbit is with her.

It is better to say that the jade rabbit is her sister than her pet.

"Haha, it's okay, it's okay." Ning Xiaotian said with a smile: "How about Sister Chang'e treat me to a glass of sweet-scented osmanthus wine?"

Immediately, Ning Xiaotian walked into Guanghan Palace with Fairy Chang'e.

Walking into Guanghan Palace, Ning Xiaotian obviously felt particularly deserted.

Ning Xiaotian has not been to many palaces, but Marshal Canopy's Mansion and Monkey King's Mansion are both very lively.

However, comparing this Guanghan Palace, it can only be described as desolate.

Under the osmanthus tree!

Ning Xiaotian sat opposite Fairy Chang'e.

"I only tasted this sweet-scented osmanthus wine in the mortal world before, but I really don't know what it would taste like to drink it in heaven." Ning Xiaotian picked up the sweet-scented osmanthus wine with a smile and took a sip.

Fairy Chang'e immediately asked with a smile, "How?"

Ning Xiaotian frowned slightly.

Seeing Ning Xiaotian's abnormal expression, Fairy Chang'e said, "Xiaotian, are you all right? This sweet-scented osmanthus wine is delicious, what's wrong with you?"

"Is this sweet-scented osmanthus wine?" Ning Xiaotian looked at the wine in the glass and said, "How does it taste?"

Fairy Chang'e was slightly puzzled, took the wine glass in Ning Xiaotian's hand, and sniffed lightly.

Immediately, Fairy Chang'e frowned slightly.

"The rabbit comes out."

At this time, beside the stone platform not far away, the jade rabbit jumped over.

With a sudden change, the jade rabbit turned into a human again.

"What's going on here?" Fairy Chang'e pointed to the wine in the glass.

Yutu pretended to be stupid and said, "I don't know."

"Your feces were put in this cup, and you actually said you didn't know it."

As soon as Chang'e said this, Ning Xiaotian was stunned.

A face instantly turned green.

Just now he was still wondering why there was a slight smell, it turned out to be feces, rabbit feces.

Yutu didn't expect Chang'e to dismantle him on the spot, and blushed and said, "It's because he is so annoying, huh, of course I want to punish him, and I think his purpose of protecting the fairy is not pure, it must be for something." .”

Fairy Chang'e hurriedly said, "Go down quickly and think about it for ten days."

"Fairy!"

"Go!" Fairy Chang'e was visibly angry.

Jade Rabbit turned again, turned into the appearance of Jade Rabbit before, and jumped away.

Fairy Chang'e was a little embarrassed at the moment, she really didn't know how to explain it to Ning Xiaotian.

but--

"Haha, I really didn't expect that I would be raped by this little female rabbit." Ning Xiaotian said: "It's a shame, it's a shame."

Fairy Chang'e quickly said: "Xiaotian, I'm really sorry, I'm not strict."

Ning Xiaotian smiled wryly and shook his head: "Tit for tat, if I didn't provoke her on purpose, I think she wouldn't go too far, but what she said is right, and my purpose is indeed impure."

"Ah?" Fairy Chang'e immediately looked at Ning Xiaotian in surprise.

Ning Xiaotian smiled and said: "Some things can only be understood but not expressed in words, and it would be boring to talk too clearly."

How could Fairy Chang'e not understand Ning Xiaotian's thoughts, she smiled slightly, but didn't say anything.

Not long after, the effect of the Sky Shuttle arrived, and Ning Xiaotian disappeared again.

For Ning Xiaotian's words, Fairy Chang'e didn't even feel disgusted at all.

Of course, if these words were said by Erlang God and Zhu Bajie, maybe Fairy Chang'e would sue the Jade Emperor, but these words were said by Ning Xiaotian.

In a blink of an eye, returning from the heaven to the mortal world, Ning Xiaotian opened his eyes, looked around, and couldn't help but smile wryly.

No wonder everyone wants to become a fairy. Compared with the heavenly realm, the mortal world is indeed a little bit short.

Silent all night!
The next day, Ning Xiaotian was practicing exercises in the morning when Su Li called.

Ning Xiaotian picked up the phone and looked at it, a little strange.

"Brother Su, is there anything wrong with calling so early?"

"Song Fu is buried today, do you know?"

"Isn't it this afternoon? It's not good to go too early for this kind of thing." Ning Xiaotian said.

Su Li said: "The time has been changed. I heard that the Song family has found someone to calculate the auspicious time for the burial. The burial will be at 48:[-] this morning. I just got the news. I will go with my family soon."

"Ah? What time is it?" Ning Xiaotian was a little surprised.

There is still a time for the burial.

"Nine o'clock!"

"okay, I get it."

Ning Xiaotian who hung up the phone understood the seriousness of the matter.

Although he had already told Yan Luo Wang yesterday, and Yan Luo Wang also said that he must increase Song Fu's lifespan, and at least 20 years should be added.

But then again, if Song Fu has been buried in the ground by the loess and is still sealed in the coffin, even if Song Fu is given a lifespan of 100 years, he cannot escape death.

Ning Xiaotian hurried out of the room.

"Why are you in a hurry?" Sitting in the living room, Xiaohuan raised her eyebrows and looked at Ning Xiaotian.

"Attend the funeral." Ning Xiaotian said.

"You just wear this outfit?" Xiaohuan said, "It's a funeral after all, so why don't you just wear a t-shirt and go, it's too casual."

"Have you studied clothes yet?"

Xiaohuan immediately said: "Of course, I am no longer the Seventh Princess who just came to the mortal world, I don't know what happened."

"However, I didn't go to attend the funeral today, so it doesn't matter."

"Wait!" Xiaohuan said.

"What are you doing?" Ning Xiaotian was puzzled.

Xiaohuan said: "Take me there, I also want to go out and relax."

"Didn't you hear where I was going?"

"At the funeral."

"You want to go to the funeral to relax?" Ning Xiaotian raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you okay?"

"Cut, what am I afraid of?" Xiaohuan said, "You wait for me and change into your clothes. It's a funeral anyway, so you should wear a decent set of clothes no matter what."

Ning Xiaotian was speechless, but since Xiaohuan was so persistent, he could only agree.

(End of this chapter)