infinite beyond system

Chapter 95 Bodhi Patriarch
"Spider? What spider?" Ren Wei's words made Tang Bohu confused.

"Well, it's getting late, and we're going to rob tomorrow!" Ren Wei said hahaha, and went out of the room.

The next day, all the thieves were pulled up by Chunsanniang and ordered to wash the soles of their feet and wait for orders. No one with three moles was found. Chunsanniang asked Tang Bohu to lead people to rob merchants. Yes, inform her immediately.

Tang Bohu, who was seriously injured, could talk without back pain while lying down. In order to win the hearts of the beauties, he naturally agreed, but as for the details, he had to do it for him.

Going out of the mountain more than a dozen times, each time returning empty-handed, this made all the bandits upset, and Ren Wei felt that it was necessary to cheer them up.

"My fellow copycats, I am very disappointed by your current performance, very disappointed, extremely disappointed. Because I see decadence in your eyes, I see loss in decadence, and depression in loss. This is a bad Phenomena, this is not conducive to the task of robbing the soles of the feet, which undoubtedly makes our current situation worse. Let me ask you, what is the ideal of a bandit? Yes, it is promotion and salary increase, becoming the general manager, and becoming the CEO , marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. I can understand your thoughts. Napoleon said: A soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier. Lu Fei said: I am a man who wants to be a thief king. And what about you now? Depressed, absent-minded, listless and decadent, I have completely failed the high hopes that the leader and I placed on you. How can I safely pass on the throne of the leader to you in the future. Let me tell you, as a bandit, you must stand upright, look down on the world, and rob The whole world. Either it will fall down cleanly, and people will die and birds will rise to the sky, and they will not die for thousands of years. And you, all of you are like bears, and you will lose the face of bandits!"

Although Ren Wei has never given a speech, he has worked in the radio station for half a year, and he is still able to compose words and phrases with inspiring words, but it seems to have no effect in the face of these bandits. Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, they are already numb.

"Hey!" Ren Wei looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, thinking that these people were hopeless, just when he looked up, a bunch of grapes happened to hit him in the face.

"Fuck me, Patriarch Bodhi, I'm finally looking forward to you!" Ren Wei was overjoyed, holding the grapes, stood up in an instant, and yelled: "It's time to call it a day, and ran back to the village without stopping."

Putting the grapes on the plate, Ren Wei hesitated whether to sell the grapes to the system mall. After all, this bunch of grapes belonged to Patriarch Bodhi and should be very valuable. It's not too late to sell this treasure if you want to get it in a flash.

After a puff of white smoke passed, there was another person in the room, an old monk with a kind face and kind eyes, swept the dust with his whisk, and then smiled at Ren Wei: "Hello, benefactor!"

"Hello!" Ren Wei nodded, looking at Patriarch Bodhi's appearance, he felt like a living treasure, but his strength of several thousand made him dare not act recklessly.

"Are you grape essence?" Then, Ren Wei asked knowingly.

"Hey, I am Patriarch Bodhi, I am a god, not a monster!" Patriarch Bodhi explained with a grin.

"What you said is very philosophical, I believe you!"

"Eh!" Patriarch Bodhi was taken aback, thinking that mortals are so pure now, but then he explained why he came here, "Those two women are monsters. I am going down to kill demons and demons this time, and save the people in your cottage." !"

"Well, your words are very logical, I believe it!" Ren Wei nodded, and he really believed it.

"Eh!" Ren Wei believed so simply that it was useless to ask Patriarch Bodhi to prepare a basket of persuasive lines, and for a while he even forgot the following lines, and just fell silent.

"Ancestor Bodhi, those two monsters have powerful mana. With the strength of the two of us, if we rush up, I'm afraid it will be a meat bun to beat a dog. Do you have any magic weapon? For example, a demon mirror, a universe bag, etc. There is a chance of winning!" Ren Wei felt that he had to remind him.

"Oh!" Patriarch Bodhi suddenly realized, touched his head, blamed himself for being stupid, and then took out the demon mirror, universe bag and invisibility talisman.

Seeing the treasures on the table, Ren Wei was overjoyed, and was about to take them, but Patriarch Bodhi took them away with a wave of his hand.

"Patriarch Bodhi, what's your situation?" Ren Wei asked strangely.

"It's so easy for you to believe that I'm a god, but I don't believe that you're a human anymore!" Patriarch Bodhi shook his whisk, his smile suddenly disappeared, his face was tense, and he looked at Ren Wei suspiciously.

"Are you kidding me at this moment when the war is in jeopardy? I'll tell you clearly that I'm a mortal with roots and roots. I'm genuine and innocent. If you don't believe me, you can verify my integrity. I have everything that mortals should have. I have things that mortals shouldn't have, and generally speaking, I am a mortal who is outstanding, dazzling, famous but keeps a low profile, a good man for short."

"It's good that you are a mortal, but you may also be a spy!" Patriarch Bodhi doubted again.

"How could I be a spy? How could I work for a monster?" Ren Wei thought it was funny, but faced with Bodhi's eyes, he had to compromise and explain, "To tell you the truth, I was born in the new world and grew up under the red flag For the post-[-]s generation, loyalty to the king and patriotism are my beliefs, serving people's names is my purpose, sacrificing one's life for righteousness is my pursuit, being honest and trustworthy is my philosophy, and benefiting all mankind is my lifelong goal. A person with faith like me, How can a young man with aspirations and goals become a spy for monsters? The gain outweighs the gain!"

Patriarch Bodhi is Patriarch Bodhi, old fool is not foolish, he doesn't listen to these principles at all, which makes Ren Wei very frustrated.

"Okay, tell me, what do you have to do to believe that I'm not a spy?" In desperation, Ren Wei threw the ball to Patriarch Bodhi.

"Unless you swear!"

"Damn, it's so simple, you should have said it earlier!" Ren Wei was a little speechless, and after a long time of talking, he could clarify it with a simple oath.So he immediately made an oath: "The Jade Emperor is above, and the king of Hades is below. I, Ren Xiaowei, swear that I am absolutely not a monster, nor a spy for a monster. If I break this oath, I will be struck by thunder and a terrible death!"

"Okay, let me believe you!" Seeing Ren Wei's oath, Patriarch Bodhi's face softened, and he revealed the magic weapon again.

Ren Wei grew his mind this time, fearing that Patriarch Bodhi would regret it, he took all the magic treasures into his arms at once, then waved to Patriarch Bodhi, and said in a relaxed tone: "You are so old, go back and rest early, Just leave such trivial matters as slaying demons and demons to us young people!"

(End of this chapter)