infinite beyond system

Chapter 84 Pairs and Poems
"Eh!" Ren Wei was stunned, this King Ning turned his face when he said he would turn his face, and started to embarrass himself as soon as he put away the painting.

"A good man is me, I am Ren Xiaowei, be polite!"

"Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine!" He raised the question at the slightest disagreement. This fat man also inherited King Ning's shameless style, but Ren Wei was left speechless. This doesn't follow the plot of the movie at all.

Ren Wei has studied this kind of number couplet, what two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, it means that one (clothes) is missing and ten (food) is missing, and the upper couplet of the dead fat man is missing an eight, that is, forgetting eight, marrying The homophonic meaning of 'king eight'.

"This fat man dares to swear at people!" Ren Wei was furious, and opened his mouth and said, "Filial piety, loyalty, etiquette and integrity!" It should have been "filial piety, loyalty, etiquette and shame", but there was no shame. He secretly scolded the fat man for being shameless.

"Eh!" The dead fat man didn't expect Ren Wei to come out with the next couplet so soon. After a moment of surprise, he immediately raised his vigilance, pondered for a long time, and then spoke again: "There are three masters in one township and two miles. They don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings. Dare to teach seven, eight or nine children, very bold!"

"Hush!" Ren Wei heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, because the fat man finally got it right according to the plot. For Ren Wei, who had watched the movie many times, it was no longer challenging, so he just opened his mouth.

"Ten households and nine poverty-stricken people, with eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents, and four cents, are half-hearted and half-hearted!"

"Yingyingyanyanyancuicuihonghong is harmonious everywhere!"

"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers and leaves year after year!"

"Ten mouths of mind, think of the king, think of the country, think of the community!"

"Eight eyes together, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance!"

"There are insects in the water and it is turbid, and there are fish in the water and there are fishes. The water is full of water, and the rivers and lakes are small!"

"Under the tree is the foundation, above the tree is the end, the wood is the wood, the pines and cypresses are dense!"

This kind of couplet has no pressure on Ren Wei. It is simply a kind of enjoyment to watch Hua Taishi Ning Wang's exclamation next to him, and the four fragrances of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

"Hey, wait, it seems that the last sentence is not from the movie, so why did I get it wrong? Am I really a genius!" Ren Wei suddenly wondered.

"You" stared at Ren Wei who was strolling in the yard, and one could imagine the pain in Chuanchang's heart. After several confrontations in a row, Ren Wei easily confronted him. This girl is simply a monster.

"Hehe, Brother Chuanchang, don't be angry. The antithetical couplets are just for fun. Don't vomit blood. Losing face is a minor matter, but polluting the environment is a major issue!" Seeing this, Ren Wei amused himself.

"Hmm!" Who knew Dui Chuanchang had heard this, swallowed the half-vomited blood obstinately, and said again: "I heard that brother Ren has extraordinary attainments in poetry, so I'm not weak to learn from each other!"

"Poems are all small ways, nothing to say!" Ren Wei waved his hand generously. He is full of self-confidence now, and just saw that the opposite party wrote a poem and copied his own. He really underestimated him a bit.

"If brother Ren can compose a poem impromptu, I will bow down!"

"What's so difficult about this!" Ren Wei smiled, and without thinking, he chanted: "The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you"

As soon as Ren Wei uttered it, he knew whether it was there or not. Leaving aside the issue of rhyme, such explicit words were really unprecedented, and shocked the crowd.

"Although what brother Ren said has artistic conception, what I'm talking about next is an ancient seven-character poem, and it must also be a Tibetan poem!" Diao Chuanchang hurriedly interrupted Ren Wei, with a faint teasing expression on his face.

"Oh, that's it!" Ren Wei replied, but his mind sank into the Ming and Qing poetry anthologies, and he was about to excerpt a few sentences. However, this process was time-consuming. In order to avoid everyone's suspicion, he yelled: "Bring the wine, I want to get drunk and compose poems!"

"Wine, Qiu Xiang, hurry up and prepare the wine!" Grand Master Hua ordered.

"Yes, Grand Master!" Qiuxiang responded, squinting at Ren Wei, and there was also a trace of anxiety in her eyes.Impromptu poetry, you have to hide your head, which is a bit difficult.

Not long after, the wine came, and Qiuxiang poured it for Ren Wei herself.

"Thank you!" After Ren Wei thanked him, he drank it in one gulp, and then closed his eyes. Outsiders seemed to be savoring the aftertaste of the wine, but Ren Wei was indeed looking for a collection of poems in the space.

"Not drunk enough, come again!" After a long time, Ren Wei opened his eyes, then signaled Qiu Xiang to fill up the wine, and after drinking it in one gulp, he closed his eyes again.

While drinking, he was looking for a collection of poems. After half an hour, Ren Wei also drank more than 30 cups. Although the cups were small, he was drunk due to the huge amount, but he couldn't find any suitable acrostic poems. .

"Careless, really careless!" Ren Wei regretted it, but King Ning and the others had already grown impatient, and urged at this moment: "How long will it take? It's been half an hour. Could it be that writing a poem takes a day?" !"

"What's the hurry!" Ren Wei replied, and opened his eyes, full of drunkenness.

"It's alright!" Qiuxiang asked with concern when she saw that Ren Wei was drunk.

"Hehe, it's okay!" Ren Wei shook his hand, staggered a few steps, caught a glimpse of Qiuxiang, and breathed out a little alcohol, "Qiuxiang, you are so beautiful!"

Qiuxiang didn't pay attention to Ren Wei's teasing words at all at the moment, but was only worried about Ren Wei's current situation. Seeing that he was walking like a three-year-old toddler, she told Grand Master Minghua: "Teacher, Mr. Ren is drunk, Qiu Xiang Help him go back and rest!"

"What, want to leave, this king has been waiting for so long, he wants to leave, Grand Master Hua, don't blame this king for getting mad!" King Ning threatened.

"Fuck your sister, do you have a lot of fat?" Ren Wei shouted at King Ning, his eyes blurred with drunkenness.

"Bold, how dare you be rude to King Ning!" The life-killing scholar stood up and shouted.

"How dare you, sister, how courageous you are!" As soon as the life-threatening scholar said, Ren Wei scolded him back.

"Grand Master Hua" King Ning was also angry at the moment, looked at Grand Master Hua, and was about to lose his temper when Ren Wei answered, "Your sister Hua's grand master!"

After speaking for a long time, Ren Wei felt as if he had scolded the wrong person, and shouted loudly, "Come prepare your pen and ink, I want to compose a poem!"

The pen and ink had already been prepared, and the only thing left was for Ren Wei to compose a poem. Qiu Xiang helped the drunk Ren Wei to the table and sat down.

Ren Wei picked up the pen and looked at the white paper, his mind went blank for a moment. After a while, his expression froze, the drunkenness on his face seemed to disappear in an instant, and he became confident. With light force, the tip of the pen fell on the paper, The pen walks around the dragon, swaying freely, with the help of God, after a while, you're done.

After glancing at his poem, Ren Wei nodded in satisfaction, and was about to take a sip from his wine glass, but at this moment drunkenness came over him suddenly, he tilted his head, and fell asleep directly.

(End of this chapter)