infinite beyond system

Chapter 79 Chatting with Qiu Xiang about Tang Bohu
"Don't you believe it, Tang Bohu told me this!" Ren Wei said convincingly, then took out his mobile phone, opened the photo, and while showing it to Qiuxiang, he explained: "Do you see, this is Tang Bohu !"

"What kind of painting is this? Why is it so realistic?" Qiu Xiang was stunned the moment she saw the phone photo.

"I can't explain this at the moment. Let's mainly look at the content in the painting. Counting from left to right, they are Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, Tang Bohu, Zhou Wenbin and me, the most handsome!"

"Tang Bohu?" Qiu Xiang muttered a few words, staring at Tang Bohu in the photo dreamily, her eyes were blurred, like a girl who met her lover for the first time, with shyness in shyness and joy in shyness.

"Eh!" Ren Wei looked at this scene, and suddenly felt a little unhappy. What is this, why does he feel that he is a matchmaker? The most handsome poss, and most importantly, why did he have to show off for Qiuxiang.

"I'll regret it for 3 minutes!" Ren Wei shouted, but the next second, nothing happened.

"Damn, system, what's going on?" Seeing that time hadn't turned back, Ren Wei cursed in his heart.

"Host, regret that the medicine has expired, now I can't regret it!"

"Expiry date? What the hell, I've only used it a few times, and it's past the expiry date?" Ren Wei looked surprised.

"The shelf life of regret medicine is 90 years. The host has stayed in the world of "The Deer and Ding Tale" for more than 50 years, and stayed in "Looking for Love" for more than 30 years. It took two years to come here, so the regret medicine has expired."

"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Ren Wei said angrily. Without the magic weapon of the Hero, such as the Regret Medicine, the efficiency of picking up girls, fighting monsters, and jailbreak upgrades has been greatly reduced. Now he really regrets that he didn't regret it a few times when he had the Regret Medicine. Don't say goodbye Yes, you can hoard more lottery tickets, but what Ren Wei is most angry about now is that the system did not disclose the shelf life of medicines in advance.

"Because the host didn't ask, since I mentioned this point, let me tell the host by the way that the Wangqing Water has passed its expiration date!"

"I'll go." Ren Weigang wanted to curse, but was interrupted by Qiuxiang. "What do you regret?"

"Well, I regret it, why did I make Tang Bohu so handsome, but it seems that he is not handsome enough, and there is still a little flaw, I am messing with it!" Ren Wei suppressed his anger, smiled, and quickly touched through the phone.The failure of the medicine is irreversible, what needs to be done now is to continue to discredit Tang Bohu.

Therefore, Ren Wei used hacking methods to replace Tang Bohu's portrait with a grimace. Of course, it would be too straightforward to replace it directly, so Ren Wei adopted the tricky method popular on the modern Internet. The gradual change is fascinating, and then suddenly appeared Pictures of funny faces.

"Okay!" Ren Wei finished all this in half a minute, and then handed the phone back to Qiuxiang.

Qiu Xiang looked at the phone screen carefully, but was confused, because nothing had changed, Tang Bohu was still Tang Bohu!She was about to raise her head to ask Ren Wei, but she was pushed back by the other party's wicked smile, "Observe carefully, watch carefully, and you will find that this Tang Bohu is quite different from the previous Tang Bohu!"

Qiuxiang heard the words and looked at the screen again, but at this moment, a grimace appeared.

"Ah!" Qiuxiang suddenly saw this terrifying scene, she screamed in shock, threw the phone out, and then her eyes turned white, and she passed out.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ren Wei took a step forward and hugged Qiu Xiang who was about to fall limply.

"I really want to die. Anger really makes people impulsive, but what is the punishment for impulsiveness?" Looking at Qiuxiang at this moment, the warm and fragrant nephrite, even in a coma, is blooming with a psychedelic grace Luxurious, it makes people have the urge to worship.

"In this situation, on this occasion, I feel that I need to do something!" Ren Wei murmured, and then walked towards the bed with Qiuxiang in his arms, but at this moment, there was a knock on the door.

Ren Wei secretly wondered who it would be at this time, opened the door, but saw Tang Bohu dressed as a servant.

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

The two spoke in unison, with surprise in their eyes.

"Why are you here?" Tang Bohu asked after seeing Ren Wei's attire.

"I teach the two sons in Washington to read, of course I am here, why are you here?"

"Bang bang!" Knocking on the toilet next to him, Tang Bohu said helplessly, "I'm here to collect Yexiang!"

"Collect Yexiang? Isn't that the third brother's job!" Ren Wei said to himself, and asked knowingly: "You are not a good young master of the Tang family, why do you want to come to Washington to be a low-level servant?"

"Of course I came here for Qiuxiang. Yesterday I chased three streets but failed to catch up with the Yujie you mentioned. When I was about to give up, I saw Qiuxiang in Mrs. Hua's pilgrimage team. I suddenly discovered that there is nothing in this world. There are such glamorous and incomparable immortal characters, so I sneaked into Washington, starting as a low-level servant until I caught up with Qiuxiang!"

"Well, it's very ideal, but I don't like you!"

"You actually say that, how embarrassing is it for me, then I have to prove it to you!" Tang Bohu is also stubborn, and he will not look back until he bumps into the south wall.

"Give up, young man!" Ren Wei patted Tang Bohu's shoulder and said earnestly, "There are still many meaningful things waiting for you to do in the great world, why give up your great youth for Qiuxiang!"

"Meaningful things, do you mean enlightenment?" Tang Bohu was puzzled, then waved his hands, and said: "Let's put aside the matter of enlightenment, and the more meaningful thing now is to chase Qiuxiang!"

"Ah, I'm not talking about enlightenment!"

"What is that?" Tang Bohu was surprised. They gathered together, besides realizing the Tao, they still realized the Tao. At this moment, Ren Wei actually denied the significance of enlightening the Tao, which made him even more curious.

"For example.!" Ren Wei replied ambiguously, his eyes accidentally glanced at the toilet, and then he continued: "For example, pouring Yexiang is a very meaningful thing!"

"." Tang Bohu was speechless for a while, and then asked: "How can you see it!"

"Evening incense is also incense, and autumn incense is also incense. This incense is not the other, and the other is better than this. Dedicate you, me, and others, serve thousands of families, open the door of convenience, and solve the worries of the rear. The Buddha said: I do not Whoever goes to hell will go to hell, and said: "You will pour night incense whoever pours it. There is no distinction between homeowners, but it is glorious to pour night incense. One small step forward, one big step for civilization. A small toilet is not surprising, and it solves the size of the world." Things. People have three urgencies, urgency to urinate, urgency to shit, urgency to fart, and even more urgency to have diarrhea!"

(End of this chapter)