Chapter 76
"Miss, what do you want to ask?" Anyway, Ren Wei couldn't solve the sign anyway, so he made up his mind to fool around with a few words, so he asked first.

"I want to ask about the health of the madam and the master!" Qiu Xiang was taken aback for a moment, and then replied, looking at Ren Wei, although he was suspicious, it was not easy to refuse on the surface.

"Very well, your lady and the master's bodies are just a little ailment, just take medicine and injections and you'll be fine!"

"But Madam has a bad stomach and can't eat."

"The stomach is not good, it's not a serious problem!" Ren Wei said, took out a box of Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets from the space, handed it to Qiuxiang, and said: "This medicine is for strengthening the stomach and eliminating food. Take one pill before meals. Dexiang, take a pill after a meal, digest it well, take it, and give it to your lady when you go back, so you won’t be troubled by gastrointestinal problems anymore.”

"It's not good!" Qiu Xiang showed a look of embarrassment, and returned the medicine to Ren Wei.The first reason is that she doesn’t trust Ren Wei, and the second is that the packaging of Jianwei Xiaoshi Tablets looks unattractive to modern people, but in the eyes of ancient people, it can be regarded as exquisite packaging, which is quite expensive no matter how you look at it. style.

Glancing at Qiuxiang's expression, Ren Wei knew her worries, so he said flickeringly: "Miss, don't worry, I can't lie in front of all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and this medicine is not expensive, you take it first Go back and use it, if it doesn’t work, you won’t be charged!”

"I'm hitting!!!" Just at this moment, a monk suddenly jumped out and threw a scud at Ren Wei.

"Your uncle, is labor and capital making a noise?" Ren Wei was also angry. In the movie, Tang Bohu was kicked because of the noise. Mao himself did this trick because he didn't make a noise. So he immediately punched the monk's chest. The soles of the feet, "Boom!" There was a loud bang, and the monk was thrown back directly, hit the pillar, and fell to the ground with serious injuries.

On the other hand, Ren Wei, as if nothing happened, straightened his clothes, and glanced at the monk provocatively, who knew that this would cause a hornet's nest, and immediately a group of monks rushed out from the temple, staring at Ren Wei covetously, and then moved away formation.

"Hey! The Eighteen Arhats of Shaolin!" The eighteen monks roared and posed in poses. The formation was quite spectacular!
"Haha, eighteen arhats, don't be ridiculous!" Ren Weiqiang laughed, then turned his head silently, and immediately moved Lingbo microsteps, with wings growing on his feet, and disappeared instantly.

"Hush!" Running to the river in one breath, Ren Wei heaved a sigh of relief, cursing in his heart the ghost setting of this world, playing cards out of the ordinary, Tang Bohu will return me Piao Piao Quan, Tathagata Palm, Guibo Qigong .Mrs. Hua will embellish the past, and the life-threatening scholar will be completely different.That's all, at least they are supporting roles in the movie.But a monk who is a walk-on is also as high as 99, which is completely illogical.Eighteen monks with a strength of 99 formed the Eighteen Arhats Formation, so Ren Wei just ran away without even thinking about it. It was better to run away in front of a beautiful woman than to be beaten into a pig's head in front of a beautiful woman.

"Boater, chase the official ship of Washington for me!" Throwing a tael of silver to the boatman, Ren Wei boarded the boat and ordered.

"Okay!" The boatman took the order ecstatically, and immediately untied the boat, then swung the oars and sailed.

"Boater, will your boat leak?" Ren Wei suddenly thought of a complicated question and asked.

"My lord, you are asking the right person. My boat is not leaky at all, and it is famously fast!"

"That's good!" Ren Wei said with lingering fear, don't go to the middle of the river for a while, but the boat suddenly sank. Everything is at the gate of Washington.

"My lord, I saw that you were chasing Qiuxiang!" The boatman spoke up.

"Can this be seen?"

"I've seen a lot of rich men like you. If you just chase after them in such a grand manner, there will be no results. You have to find a way to sneak into Washington!"

"I think so too!" Ren Wei nodded. "Would you like to help me and pretend to be a dead person?"

"Sir, you are really smart, you can see through it!"

Early the next morning, Ren Wei hung a wooden sign to sell his body to bury his brother, pushed the boatman to the west gate of Washington with a cart, and then shouted loudly.

"Neighbors in the neighborhood, come and have a look. The Xiaodi auction just released, the whole site is discounted, only 99 yuan, high quality, first come first served, cash on delivery is supported! If you are unhappy, you don't need money!"

"Hiss!" Not long after, the door of Huafu opened, and two people came out, one was Qiuxiang, and the other was Pomegranate. Seeing this legendary sister Pomegranate, Ren Wei's stomach was a little tumbling, let's not talk about her looks , that make-up technique is simply like the actor who played the zombie in the American blockbuster who performed a devastating plastic surgery. The white place was painted red, and the red place was painted redder. When I looked closely, I thought it was somewhere. A Peking opera actor who hasn't removed his make-up after coming out, full of clown makeup.

"Brother, it's unlucky to sell your body and bury your father here early in the morning!" Pomegranate leaned over, looked at the brand on Ren Wei's chest, and then took a closer look at Ren Wei, with peach blossoms in his eyes, and his tone of voice They all became coy, acting like little daughters.

"Uh, that, I'm selling myself to bury my brother, not my father! Also, I know I'm handsome, but that's not the reason for you to like me. You stare at me like that, which makes me feel very insecure!" Ren Wei resisted the nausea in his heart, and said solemnly.

"Okay, how much is it, I bought it!" Pomegranate asked directly without haggling.

"Almost, five taels of silver!" Ren Wei has no specific concept, and he doesn't know what is too much and what is too little. He used to eat and drink when he had no money, and spend a lot of money when he was rich. The market price of human transactions, he Didn't investigate either.

"Pomegranate, we have to ask my wife first!" Qiuxiang persuaded at this time, Ren Wei adjusted his appearance a little when he came, so Qiuxiang didn't recognize him.

"Don't ask Madam, I've saved some money these years, it's just five taels, I'm going to buy him and go back to warm the bed!" Shiliu said as she took out money, it looked like she had won the jackpot.

"Damn it, this is not playing out according to common sense. If you really buy it for Pomegranate, you will never be able to see anyone in your life!" Hearing this, Ren Wei became anxious, and immediately stopped Pomegranate from taking out the money. "etc!"

"Why, do you want to increase the price?" Pomegranate asked with a dissatisfied look on his face.

"Yes! I want to increase the price!" Pomegranate's words immediately reminded Ren Wei, "The benefits of joining a big company are good these days, and there are five insurances and one housing fund, so the price can be lower. If you follow a private person, there are no benefits, and the price is natural. Go up that much!"

"Then how much do you want?"

"At least 15 taels!" Ren Wei replied, gesturing with his fingers.I thought to myself that the pomegranate was only five taels of silver, so there should be no way out.

Who knew Shiliu heard this, and immediately turned to Qiuxiang and said, "Lend me ten taels of silver first, and when I buy him back and get tired of reselling, I will pay you back!"

(End of this chapter)

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