infinite beyond system

Chapter 54
"Look, I said he's hungry, I'm here to change shifts!" Ren Weiqiang smiled, and then volunteered to get the signature, and asked at the same time: "What does the benefactor want to ask?"

"I want to ask about marriage!" Ake said shyly.

"The wind suddenly picked up and wrinkled a pool of spring water!" Ren Wei read a sign, then shook his head, and praised repeatedly: "Not good, not good!"

"But this signature is written on the signature!"

"Eh!" Ren Wei was stunned for a moment, and only then did he realize that the word 'upper' was indeed in the beginning of the signature. In desperation, he had no choice but to fool around, since he would not be able to decipher the signature anyway.

"This lottery is the upper lottery for other people, but for the benefactor, it is the lower lottery! Look!" At this point in the commentary, Ren Wei cleared his throat and paused for a while, then read: "When the wind blows, If you wrinkle a pool of spring water, there is no future, so it can be seen that the benefactor's favorite person may not be very reliable, he will only wrinkle, but not take it away, that is to say, he is a big carrot!"

"Master, how can you insult people's innocence out of thin air!" A Ke said with a sullen expression on his face.

"First of all, as a qualified monk, I have professional qualities, and it is absolutely impossible to make a false accusation; secondly, I am only analyzing the meaning of the signed document. This is a collection of evidence to tell the truth, not a false accusation; thirdly, , the benefactor and I have never met face to face, why should I painstakingly harm you!"

Seeing that A Ke was dubious, Ren Wei added: "There is water in this signature, presumably there is a water separation between the benefactor's favorite person, which can be called a pool, it can't be just an ordinary river, it should be separated by the sea, so The female benefactor's favorite person is Taiwanese, is the poor monk right or not?"

Hearing this, A Ke was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

"Taiwan's wind blows the mainland's spring water. This is a serious long-distance relationship, and there will be no good results! If the benefactor listens to the persuasion, let it go and choose a mate again, and you will definitely find a good one!" Speaking of this, Ren Wei's words became fierce.

"Master is talking nonsense again, Mr. Zheng and I are in love, why can't there be a good result!" A Ke refused to accept Ren Wei's tricks, and immediately became angry, but because Ren Wei had just confirmed Zheng Keshuang's family background , That's why she didn't leave immediately.

"Calm down, calm down, in the land of Buddhism, don't make any noise!" Ren Wei signaled to let A Ke calm down first, but seeing that A Ke was so stubborn, he had already made up his mind and was going to drink A Ke directly with Wangqing Water.So he casually ordered a Buddhist disciple outside: "Then, make two cups of tea!"

"Yes!"

"Female benefactor, the lottery divination is all about sincerity, sincerity will work, and insincerity will not work! If the benefactor doesn't believe it, then be a poor monk. What you just said is nonsense. Let's talk about the concept of love and marriage next." Outlook and outlook on life!" Instructing his disciples, Ren Wei turned his head and taught Ake Dundun, whose anger had subsided.

Seeing Ren Wei's esoteric and unfamiliar terminology was refreshing, A Ke immediately became interested, "Master, what are the views on love, marriage and life?"

"Love refers to the ordinary relationship between a man and a woman, just like..." Ren Wei was about to continue fooling around, when the disciple's tea also arrived, but there were only two cups of boiled water, but no tea.

"Damn, you're too stupid, didn't you promise to make tea? Why did you just get two cups of boiled water!" Ren Wei stared at the two cups of water, already cursing the disciple to death in his heart, the color of the water of forgetting love It is similar to tea, but the gap with plain water is too big. If you want to change the plain water into Wangqing water, the difficulty of fooling you will suddenly increase many times.

"Master, what is it like?" A Ke stared at Ren Wei with bright eyes and asked.

"It's like this boiled water, which heats up slowly until it boils, and finally returns to blandness. It's a pity to discard it if it's tasteless to eat. Once you throw it away..." Ren Wei said, and poured the boiled water in front of him directly on the ground. Added: "Once lost, it will be flooded and hard to recover. After a long time, only dry seals will remain."

Hearing this, A Ke nodded half-understanding, and asked again: "Then what is the concept of marriage?"

"Marriage view!" Ren Wei echoed, and while A Ke was concentrating on the conversation, he took out a small pot from the space and filled the empty cup.This pot is Ren Wei's self-brewed love water. The last time Zhang Wei had the experience of not being able to cry when something happened, Ren Wei secretly made a pot in advance and put it in the space. He didn't expect to use it just now.

"Marriage is like this tea. Although the main ingredient is water, the taste is different. Try it!" Ren Wei said, handing Wangqing water to A Ke, motioning her to drink it.

A Ke was naturally not suspicious, and took a sip of the teacup.
"How does it taste?" Ren Wei asked with concern.

"A little bitter, a little astringent, a little sweet!"

"Yes, marriage is like this tea, it can be bitter, astringent or sweet, you can never tire of chewing it!" Ren Wei concluded.

"What is the outlook on life then?"

"Of course you'll know what your outlook on life is after drinking the tea!" Ren Wei said seriously.

When A Ke heard this, although she didn't understand, she still followed Ren Wei's advice and drank the water of Wangqing in one gulp.

"Hey, this life..." Ren Wei picked up the empty cup, sighed, and checked whether the Wangqing water in it had been drunk. After confirming that there was not a drop left, he continued: "Life is like this teacup. Although I experienced love like plain water and marriage like tea, in the end it was nothing!"

After an explanation, Ren Wei was finally relieved to see that A Ke seemed to have realized something. This time fooling around was really hard work and so f*cking tiring!But seeing A Ke's intimacy instantly soared to 85% on the system panel, Ren Wei felt that it was all worth it.

"The Master's Dharma is so exquisite, A Ke admires it so much, I hope to hear the master's lectures and interpretations in the next few days!" After a while, A Ke finally spoke out, looking at Ren Wei with eyes full of admiration.

"Female benefactor, you are being polite. It is our duty as Buddhist disciples to let the world know how to go astray, Amitabha!" Ren Wei, a fake monk, said in a lingering manner, with an expression that felt like worrying about the worries of the world beforehand, which was indescribable. Holy, and A Ke who was next to him couldn't help but feel rippling when he saw it.

"Dare to ask Master's Dharma name, Ake will definitely go up the mountain to visit tomorrow!"

"Dharma name?" Ren Wei stopped asking this question, the abbot mentioned it the day he was ordained, but he didn't pay much attention to it, and half a month has passed, who still remembers it.

"Amitabha, the poor monk's Dharma name is husband!"

"Master Husband, A Ke will visit again tomorrow!" A Ke clasped her hands together and said.

"Female benefactor, it's fate to meet you and me. You don't have to be so polite, just call me by my Dharma name. There's no need to add the word master!" Ren Wei said seriously.

"Okay, hubby!" A Ke bowed again and responded.

(End of this chapter)