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Chapter 421 Why did the fairy take off her clothes?
Chapter 421 Why did the fairy take off her clothes?
Seeing the lifelike photos of Ren Wei, Fine Ghost and Clever Worm were not as happy as they imagined. Wandering on the mountain to save Tang Seng, that is Ren Wei.
But they are not familiar with Ren Wei, how can they be sure that the one in the photo album on their mobile phone is Ren Wei, the Ren Wei that the king wants to subdue.
The Fine Ghost and the Clever Worm now have an open mind, and directly ask the questions in their hearts.
"What, you're not sure that he is Ren Wei?" Ren Wei's eyes glared, furious, "Aside from Ren Wei, is there another handsome person in this world? How dare you doubt this? Snob."
"Forget it, I don't care about you, you are ignorant!" With a wave of his hand, Ren Wei took the phone back, turned his head and walked away. As soon as he turned around, he started to pick up the phone to take pictures.There's no way, these two bastards, they don't know me and they come to catch me, how naive.
When Ren Wei left, Jing Jinggui and Li Li Chong panicked. It would be fine if the person imprisoned in that box was not Ren Wei. If it was really the person they were looking for, how would they explain to the king when they went back.
The Fine Ghost and the Clever Worm looked at each other and followed.
"Daoist, Daoist, we are ignorant, but please ask the Taoist to hand Ren Wei over to us for custody!"
"Huh?" Ren Wei turned around, his eyes widened, "Don't you guys not believe in the poor?"
"The Taoist priest is a man among gods, how dare we not believe it. I just hope that I can take a look and confirm the identity of the imprisoned person!" The fine ghost and the clever insect explained with apologetic smiles.
"Okay, then I'm going to let you take a look, otherwise it will spread that you are poor and narrow-minded!" Ren Wei curled his mouth and showed his phone again.
In the photo this time, Ren Wei's POSS is still coquettish, but in the upper right corner of the photo, there is an extra guiding arrow, the arrow is facing Ren Wei's mouth in the photo, and there is a dialog box on the tail, just like an interjection in a comic. Template, there are two lines written in the dialog box, 'He is a good man, he is Ren Wei! '
The idea is clear, lifelike, the title is clear, and it is clear at a glance.
With this row of annotations, the extremely ignorant fine ghosts and clever bugs immediately believed that the one on this photo was Ren Wei.
"Master Daoist, can Ren Wei be escorted back to the Lotus Cave by us?" The fine ghost scratched his head, his eyes rolling wildly.His bald head, which was originally protruding and backwards, was made uneven by his scratching.
"Um, since you believe that this is Ren Wei, great, great! But this box can't be collected, even if you want to bring Ren Wei out, the poor can't do it!" Ren Wei deliberately showed embarrassment.
When the fine ghost and the clever worm heard half of it, their eyes widened and they smiled, but when they heard the second half, they suddenly frowned.
Looking back and forth at the fine ghost and the clever insect, Ren Wei smiled, "How about I exchange this box with your gourd?"
"Exchange?" Li Chong was dumbfounded, and then waved his hands again and again, "Our gourd is so big, and your box is so small, the exchange is not fair, not fair!"
"Unfair?" Ren Wei stared, blowing his beard in anger. Half of his beard fell off, and he quickly glued it back, "What is unfair? Although my box is small, it has powerful functions. Wei, even the Jade Emperor can take it away!"
"Jade Emperor?" The fine ghost and the clever worm were surprised.
"Yes, not only the Jade Emperor, but also Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, etc., as long as they can be called by their names, they can all be accepted! Why, if you don't believe me, I will accept it for you now, just wait a few minutes!"
Ren Wei grabbed his phone back, and then started to look for videos. "Journey to the West" was called up, and then played to the part of the Jade Emperor. He chose to take a screenshot, and then signaled to the two little demons to watch.
"See, this is the Jade Emperor!" Ren Wei pointed his phone at the eyes of the two little demons, and said proudly.
Although Jinggui and Lilian didn't really want to believe such absurd things, their curiosity was still aroused, and they all leaned forward to take a look. Isn't the character in this picture the Jade Emperor?
Compared with Ren Wei, the Jade Emperor is much easier to identify, and a dragon robe is the biggest sign.
Seeing the photo of the Jade Emperor, Jinggui and Lilian almost knelt down on the spot, but after thinking about it later, they felt that it was wrong. Now that the Jade Emperor has been taken by the magic weapon, they are afraid of what he will do.
"What about the Tathagata Buddha?" the fine ghost asked cautiously.
"Okay, I want to accept Tathagata Buddha, right? Wait for a while, and I'll show it to you!" Ren Wei tuned the video again, waiting for the moment when Tathagata appeared on stage to take a screenshot, and signaled the two demons to watch.
Seeing the iconic toad head shape of the Tathagata Buddha, this time the fine ghost and the clever worm knelt on the spot.
"Master Daoist, let's change, we'll change with you!" Without further ado, Jinggui immediately took out the funds, Red Gourd and Ren Wei, to exchange the phone.
Of course Ren Wei is happy, he has done so much, isn't that why?
The two parties made a friendly transaction, and then Ren Wei handed over simple operations to Jinggui and Smartworm, such as opening the video, such as opening the photo album.
The transaction was completed and the parties parted ways.
Ren Wei played with the purple-gold-red gourd as he walked, it was a good thing, as long as he called the other party's name, it didn't matter whether it was right or wrong, as long as the other party agreed, he could take it away, and it would turn into blood in no time.It is really a sharp weapon for killing people, killing immortals, killing ghosts and demons.
The more he looked at it, the more his eyes got better, and a stray cat happened to pass by, Ren Wei was ready to try his power.
"Cat!"
"Meow!"
The instant after the wild cat responded, it turned into a ball of red light and was taken into the mouth of the gourd.
"Hahaha, what a baby, what a baby!" Ren Wei laughed wildly.
While Ren Wei was using the magic weapon, the fine ghost and the clever insect also returned to the Lotus Cave. Exquisite and powerful, you don’t need to chant mantras or call names to accept people, and even high-level immortals and Buddhas such as the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha can be accepted. Comparing the functions of the purple, gold and red gourds, this time it is really a big profit.
Since the two monsters said it was so miraculous, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn naturally wanted to see the effect.
Under the operation of the fine ghost, the screen lights up, and then groups of videos appear.
"Wow, fairy"
"Fairies are also taken in!"
When the video was played, all the monsters couldn't restrain their excitement, their eyeballs protruded, and they all praised in amazement.Most of the people present were little demons, not to mention fairies, and even mother demons hadn't seen a few. When the fairies appeared at this time, one could imagine the shock.
But as the video played, the following content made these monsters stunned.
"Why did the fairy take off her clothes?"
"Fairies also have hair there!"
"What is the fairy doing!"
"Jamaica is down, Jamaica is down!"
When the magic sound of Jamaican's falling sounded, a group of monsters turned red-eyed, wishing they could be taken in too, and compete with the fairies inside.Jinjiao and Yinjiao, who are great kings, are no exception. They even forgot the original intention of turning on the mobile phone, and forgot to eat Tang's monk meat.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the lifelike photos of Ren Wei, Fine Ghost and Clever Worm were not as happy as they imagined. Wandering on the mountain to save Tang Seng, that is Ren Wei.
But they are not familiar with Ren Wei, how can they be sure that the one in the photo album on their mobile phone is Ren Wei, the Ren Wei that the king wants to subdue.
The Fine Ghost and the Clever Worm now have an open mind, and directly ask the questions in their hearts.
"What, you're not sure that he is Ren Wei?" Ren Wei's eyes glared, furious, "Aside from Ren Wei, is there another handsome person in this world? How dare you doubt this? Snob."
"Forget it, I don't care about you, you are ignorant!" With a wave of his hand, Ren Wei took the phone back, turned his head and walked away. As soon as he turned around, he started to pick up the phone to take pictures.There's no way, these two bastards, they don't know me and they come to catch me, how naive.
When Ren Wei left, Jing Jinggui and Li Li Chong panicked. It would be fine if the person imprisoned in that box was not Ren Wei. If it was really the person they were looking for, how would they explain to the king when they went back.
The Fine Ghost and the Clever Worm looked at each other and followed.
"Daoist, Daoist, we are ignorant, but please ask the Taoist to hand Ren Wei over to us for custody!"
"Huh?" Ren Wei turned around, his eyes widened, "Don't you guys not believe in the poor?"
"The Taoist priest is a man among gods, how dare we not believe it. I just hope that I can take a look and confirm the identity of the imprisoned person!" The fine ghost and the clever insect explained with apologetic smiles.
"Okay, then I'm going to let you take a look, otherwise it will spread that you are poor and narrow-minded!" Ren Wei curled his mouth and showed his phone again.
In the photo this time, Ren Wei's POSS is still coquettish, but in the upper right corner of the photo, there is an extra guiding arrow, the arrow is facing Ren Wei's mouth in the photo, and there is a dialog box on the tail, just like an interjection in a comic. Template, there are two lines written in the dialog box, 'He is a good man, he is Ren Wei! '
The idea is clear, lifelike, the title is clear, and it is clear at a glance.
With this row of annotations, the extremely ignorant fine ghosts and clever bugs immediately believed that the one on this photo was Ren Wei.
"Master Daoist, can Ren Wei be escorted back to the Lotus Cave by us?" The fine ghost scratched his head, his eyes rolling wildly.His bald head, which was originally protruding and backwards, was made uneven by his scratching.
"Um, since you believe that this is Ren Wei, great, great! But this box can't be collected, even if you want to bring Ren Wei out, the poor can't do it!" Ren Wei deliberately showed embarrassment.
When the fine ghost and the clever worm heard half of it, their eyes widened and they smiled, but when they heard the second half, they suddenly frowned.
Looking back and forth at the fine ghost and the clever insect, Ren Wei smiled, "How about I exchange this box with your gourd?"
"Exchange?" Li Chong was dumbfounded, and then waved his hands again and again, "Our gourd is so big, and your box is so small, the exchange is not fair, not fair!"
"Unfair?" Ren Wei stared, blowing his beard in anger. Half of his beard fell off, and he quickly glued it back, "What is unfair? Although my box is small, it has powerful functions. Wei, even the Jade Emperor can take it away!"
"Jade Emperor?" The fine ghost and the clever worm were surprised.
"Yes, not only the Jade Emperor, but also Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, etc., as long as they can be called by their names, they can all be accepted! Why, if you don't believe me, I will accept it for you now, just wait a few minutes!"
Ren Wei grabbed his phone back, and then started to look for videos. "Journey to the West" was called up, and then played to the part of the Jade Emperor. He chose to take a screenshot, and then signaled to the two little demons to watch.
"See, this is the Jade Emperor!" Ren Wei pointed his phone at the eyes of the two little demons, and said proudly.
Although Jinggui and Lilian didn't really want to believe such absurd things, their curiosity was still aroused, and they all leaned forward to take a look. Isn't the character in this picture the Jade Emperor?
Compared with Ren Wei, the Jade Emperor is much easier to identify, and a dragon robe is the biggest sign.
Seeing the photo of the Jade Emperor, Jinggui and Lilian almost knelt down on the spot, but after thinking about it later, they felt that it was wrong. Now that the Jade Emperor has been taken by the magic weapon, they are afraid of what he will do.
"What about the Tathagata Buddha?" the fine ghost asked cautiously.
"Okay, I want to accept Tathagata Buddha, right? Wait for a while, and I'll show it to you!" Ren Wei tuned the video again, waiting for the moment when Tathagata appeared on stage to take a screenshot, and signaled the two demons to watch.
Seeing the iconic toad head shape of the Tathagata Buddha, this time the fine ghost and the clever worm knelt on the spot.
"Master Daoist, let's change, we'll change with you!" Without further ado, Jinggui immediately took out the funds, Red Gourd and Ren Wei, to exchange the phone.
Of course Ren Wei is happy, he has done so much, isn't that why?
The two parties made a friendly transaction, and then Ren Wei handed over simple operations to Jinggui and Smartworm, such as opening the video, such as opening the photo album.
The transaction was completed and the parties parted ways.
Ren Wei played with the purple-gold-red gourd as he walked, it was a good thing, as long as he called the other party's name, it didn't matter whether it was right or wrong, as long as the other party agreed, he could take it away, and it would turn into blood in no time.It is really a sharp weapon for killing people, killing immortals, killing ghosts and demons.
The more he looked at it, the more his eyes got better, and a stray cat happened to pass by, Ren Wei was ready to try his power.
"Cat!"
"Meow!"
The instant after the wild cat responded, it turned into a ball of red light and was taken into the mouth of the gourd.
"Hahaha, what a baby, what a baby!" Ren Wei laughed wildly.
While Ren Wei was using the magic weapon, the fine ghost and the clever insect also returned to the Lotus Cave. Exquisite and powerful, you don’t need to chant mantras or call names to accept people, and even high-level immortals and Buddhas such as the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha can be accepted. Comparing the functions of the purple, gold and red gourds, this time it is really a big profit.
Since the two monsters said it was so miraculous, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn naturally wanted to see the effect.
Under the operation of the fine ghost, the screen lights up, and then groups of videos appear.
"Wow, fairy"
"Fairies are also taken in!"
When the video was played, all the monsters couldn't restrain their excitement, their eyeballs protruded, and they all praised in amazement.Most of the people present were little demons, not to mention fairies, and even mother demons hadn't seen a few. When the fairies appeared at this time, one could imagine the shock.
But as the video played, the following content made these monsters stunned.
"Why did the fairy take off her clothes?"
"Fairies also have hair there!"
"What is the fairy doing!"
"Jamaica is down, Jamaica is down!"
When the magic sound of Jamaican's falling sounded, a group of monsters turned red-eyed, wishing they could be taken in too, and compete with the fairies inside.Jinjiao and Yinjiao, who are great kings, are no exception. They even forgot the original intention of turning on the mobile phone, and forgot to eat Tang's monk meat.
(End of this chapter)
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