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Chapter 416 Peeking at the Queen Taking a Bath
Chapter 416 Peeking at the Queen Taking a Bath
Seeing this scene, the queen immediately withdrew the banquet without giving Tang Seng any face, and hurriedly arranged the accommodation of the four of Ren Wei before returning to the bedroom.
After a good welcome banquet, they broke up unhappy, and the guests and hosts had an unpleasant quarrel. Zhu Bajie, as the main perpetrator, became the target of punishment for Ren Wei and Tang Seng.
Ren Wei just used his mouth to preach a few words, but Tang Seng was even more ruthless, and directly recited the Tightening Mantra, together with the Tightening Mantra, Zhu Bajie immediately rolled on the ground and turned his belly, screaming and screaming.
"Alas, if I knew today, why did I do it in the first place?" Seeing Zhu Bajie's miserable state, Ren Wei kept shaking his head and sighing, taking advantage of the attention of several people on Zhu Bajie, he slipped away.
The palace compound, the top of the Forbidden City.
Ren Wei took out the banquet table and faced Jiao Jiao Mingyue, eating what should be eaten and what should be drunk, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha thought that the dinner alone is very enjoyable.
"Hi!" Breathing out a turbid breath, Ren Wei looked at the half of the chicken leg in his hand, feeling powerless, and rubbed the round belly, feeling extremely comfortable.
"I'm full, I should do exercises to help digestion!" He thought to himself, just as he stood up, a hole was broken in the roof, and Ren Wei fell down.
The queen is in a bad mood tonight, very bad, really bad. It is a very pleasant thing to meet the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, but the apprentice of the eminent monk is too outrageous, especially the smell of beriberi, which is simply fragrant , I feel sick just thinking about it.
"I have to fast and take a bath to wash away the bad luck!" The queen thought, and asked the maid to prepare the bath water, undressed, and just halfway through the bath, the roof suddenly collapsed, and a person fell down.
"Damn, today's luck is too bad!" Ren Wei shook his head, brushed away the dust around him, and stood up leisurely, but the next moment he seemed to be immobilized, motionless, because he saw, In the bathtub a few meters ahead, Her Majesty the Queen was actually taking a bath with her naked body.
At the same time, the two were stunned for five seconds.
In the seemingly brief five seconds, Ren Wei actually had a battle between heaven and man in his mind.
The first second was shock, Ren Wei was indeed shocked, he was shocked by Feilai Yanfu, who could actually witness the perfect figure of Her Majesty the Queen.
"Today is not unlucky, but good luck. I actually sneaked a peek at the whole body of a queen. This feeling is so exciting."
The second second was also shocking. Ren Wei was shocked by the queen's figure, which had no thin waist and no fat, just like a milky white work of art, every centimeter and centimeter was so perfect, what surprised Ren Wei most That pair of cups actually broke the average level of all the cups of women in Daughter Country. They are a pair of crystal clear D cups. Although they are not as majestic as the streaky pigs, they are still amazing.
"I couldn't see it at the banquet. It must have been corseted. Now that I don't have a corset, I feel like I'm going to come out. I can't take it anymore." Pat, two nosebleeds from Ren Wei's nostrils hit the floor.
The third second was fear, Ren Wei was afraid that his glorious image would be damaged.
"I'm a monk, so I can't get close to women. What if she spreads the news? What if Guanyin and Tathagata find out? I can't beat these two bosses. What if they forcibly deprive me of my qualifications to learn scriptures?" , then the hard work of the past few years is in vain, um, do you want to kill her to silence her? Although the opponent is a king, she doesn't know martial arts or immortality. "
The fourth second is suspicion, Ren Wei doubts the opponent's motives.
"It's been four seconds. She and I have been staring at each other for more than four seconds. She is still as steady as Mount Tai, staring at me without blinking. She is even calmer than me. Shit, what's going on? When encountering this kind of situation, she either yells or silently agrees with her body, but what does she mean? She neither shouts nor expresses her opinion. Are all the women in Daughter Kingdom so open? Or is this queen crazy? Impossible, she must be planning some evil plan, and now she doesn't call people because she has no clothes, and she is afraid of calling people to have a good time, but the soldiers in this daughter country are all women, let alone Happy together, even if happy all the time is useless"
The fifth second is the confession, Ren Wei felt that he should take the initiative to attack, explain it seriously, this is just an accidental misunderstanding.
After organizing his rhetoric in his mind, Ren Wei's sluggish eyes instantly became a little more serious. He wiped his nosebleeds, then took a bite of the chicken leg, and took a few steps forward. With a strong nasal voice, he explained sincerely: "Your Majesty, the poor monk is actually a good person!"
The queen didn't react for a while, and looked at Ren Wei in a daze, forgetting to cover up the most sensitive part of her body for a while, causing Ren Wei's eyes to stay on the other party's body for a second again.
Swallowing the chicken leg dumbly, Ren Wei continued to explain.
"Believe it or not, the poor monk was a construction worker before he became a monk. The ability to support his family is to do roof waterproofing. Today, thanks to His Majesty's grace, he was able to stay in the palace. I was so happy that I couldn't sleep, so it was like an overhaul. The waterproof quality of the roof of this hall, after my strict and meticulous inspection in many aspects, the roof is very good, it meets the requirements of the building code, it does not leak water at all, but it can leak people, so I leaked it!"
"Then what?" the queen glanced at Ren Wei with great interest, and asked with the emphasis of a modern person.
"You have seen everything after that, but don't worry, Your Majesty, the poor monk is a monk, and he is not close to women. In my eyes, the human body is just a work of art, the purest work of art in nature. Whether it is an E cup or a D cup, it is the best gift of nature to mankind." Ren Wei had a sacred expression on his face, like a master who is well versed in Buddhism, but the eyeballs that had been slanted towards the Queen revealed his essence.
The queen suddenly became angry and shouted, "Come here, arrest this monk and take him to prison!"
Swish, swish, the door was pushed open in an instant, and a group of female soldiers in military uniform immediately surrounded Ren Wei, pointing their guns at him brightly.
"Are you going by yourself or will you be tied up!" the leading soldier shouted coldly.
"Go on your own!" Ren Wei swallowed his saliva, but muttered in his heart, "Good men don't fight women". The next moment, using teleportation, Ren Wei disappeared in front of these soldiers.
Without sound or warning, Ren Wei suddenly appeared in the room of Tang Seng and the other three.
Tang Monk was gnawing shriveled steamed buns at the moment, Zhu Bajie was lying on the table depressed and silent, while Monk Sha was silently gnawing sweet potatoes.
"Brother, you are back!" Seeing Ren Wei, Tang Seng reluctantly greeted him, Monk Sha nodded respectfully, while Zhu Bajie turned a blind eye.
"En!" Ren Wei replied in a muffled voice, then jumped onto the bed with a brisk stride, pulled up the quilt and covered it.
"Oh, brother, brother, I suddenly caught a bad cold and can't get out of bed to walk. If the queen sends someone to look for me, tell her that I can't go!"
When the weak voice came, Tang Seng and the three were very surprised. Qi Qi looked at Ren Wei who was wearing it, and was speechless for a while. This disease came too deliberately.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing this scene, the queen immediately withdrew the banquet without giving Tang Seng any face, and hurriedly arranged the accommodation of the four of Ren Wei before returning to the bedroom.
After a good welcome banquet, they broke up unhappy, and the guests and hosts had an unpleasant quarrel. Zhu Bajie, as the main perpetrator, became the target of punishment for Ren Wei and Tang Seng.
Ren Wei just used his mouth to preach a few words, but Tang Seng was even more ruthless, and directly recited the Tightening Mantra, together with the Tightening Mantra, Zhu Bajie immediately rolled on the ground and turned his belly, screaming and screaming.
"Alas, if I knew today, why did I do it in the first place?" Seeing Zhu Bajie's miserable state, Ren Wei kept shaking his head and sighing, taking advantage of the attention of several people on Zhu Bajie, he slipped away.
The palace compound, the top of the Forbidden City.
Ren Wei took out the banquet table and faced Jiao Jiao Mingyue, eating what should be eaten and what should be drunk, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha thought that the dinner alone is very enjoyable.
"Hi!" Breathing out a turbid breath, Ren Wei looked at the half of the chicken leg in his hand, feeling powerless, and rubbed the round belly, feeling extremely comfortable.
"I'm full, I should do exercises to help digestion!" He thought to himself, just as he stood up, a hole was broken in the roof, and Ren Wei fell down.
The queen is in a bad mood tonight, very bad, really bad. It is a very pleasant thing to meet the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, but the apprentice of the eminent monk is too outrageous, especially the smell of beriberi, which is simply fragrant , I feel sick just thinking about it.
"I have to fast and take a bath to wash away the bad luck!" The queen thought, and asked the maid to prepare the bath water, undressed, and just halfway through the bath, the roof suddenly collapsed, and a person fell down.
"Damn, today's luck is too bad!" Ren Wei shook his head, brushed away the dust around him, and stood up leisurely, but the next moment he seemed to be immobilized, motionless, because he saw, In the bathtub a few meters ahead, Her Majesty the Queen was actually taking a bath with her naked body.
At the same time, the two were stunned for five seconds.
In the seemingly brief five seconds, Ren Wei actually had a battle between heaven and man in his mind.
The first second was shock, Ren Wei was indeed shocked, he was shocked by Feilai Yanfu, who could actually witness the perfect figure of Her Majesty the Queen.
"Today is not unlucky, but good luck. I actually sneaked a peek at the whole body of a queen. This feeling is so exciting."
The second second was also shocking. Ren Wei was shocked by the queen's figure, which had no thin waist and no fat, just like a milky white work of art, every centimeter and centimeter was so perfect, what surprised Ren Wei most That pair of cups actually broke the average level of all the cups of women in Daughter Country. They are a pair of crystal clear D cups. Although they are not as majestic as the streaky pigs, they are still amazing.
"I couldn't see it at the banquet. It must have been corseted. Now that I don't have a corset, I feel like I'm going to come out. I can't take it anymore." Pat, two nosebleeds from Ren Wei's nostrils hit the floor.
The third second was fear, Ren Wei was afraid that his glorious image would be damaged.
"I'm a monk, so I can't get close to women. What if she spreads the news? What if Guanyin and Tathagata find out? I can't beat these two bosses. What if they forcibly deprive me of my qualifications to learn scriptures?" , then the hard work of the past few years is in vain, um, do you want to kill her to silence her? Although the opponent is a king, she doesn't know martial arts or immortality. "
The fourth second is suspicion, Ren Wei doubts the opponent's motives.
"It's been four seconds. She and I have been staring at each other for more than four seconds. She is still as steady as Mount Tai, staring at me without blinking. She is even calmer than me. Shit, what's going on? When encountering this kind of situation, she either yells or silently agrees with her body, but what does she mean? She neither shouts nor expresses her opinion. Are all the women in Daughter Kingdom so open? Or is this queen crazy? Impossible, she must be planning some evil plan, and now she doesn't call people because she has no clothes, and she is afraid of calling people to have a good time, but the soldiers in this daughter country are all women, let alone Happy together, even if happy all the time is useless"
The fifth second is the confession, Ren Wei felt that he should take the initiative to attack, explain it seriously, this is just an accidental misunderstanding.
After organizing his rhetoric in his mind, Ren Wei's sluggish eyes instantly became a little more serious. He wiped his nosebleeds, then took a bite of the chicken leg, and took a few steps forward. With a strong nasal voice, he explained sincerely: "Your Majesty, the poor monk is actually a good person!"
The queen didn't react for a while, and looked at Ren Wei in a daze, forgetting to cover up the most sensitive part of her body for a while, causing Ren Wei's eyes to stay on the other party's body for a second again.
Swallowing the chicken leg dumbly, Ren Wei continued to explain.
"Believe it or not, the poor monk was a construction worker before he became a monk. The ability to support his family is to do roof waterproofing. Today, thanks to His Majesty's grace, he was able to stay in the palace. I was so happy that I couldn't sleep, so it was like an overhaul. The waterproof quality of the roof of this hall, after my strict and meticulous inspection in many aspects, the roof is very good, it meets the requirements of the building code, it does not leak water at all, but it can leak people, so I leaked it!"
"Then what?" the queen glanced at Ren Wei with great interest, and asked with the emphasis of a modern person.
"You have seen everything after that, but don't worry, Your Majesty, the poor monk is a monk, and he is not close to women. In my eyes, the human body is just a work of art, the purest work of art in nature. Whether it is an E cup or a D cup, it is the best gift of nature to mankind." Ren Wei had a sacred expression on his face, like a master who is well versed in Buddhism, but the eyeballs that had been slanted towards the Queen revealed his essence.
The queen suddenly became angry and shouted, "Come here, arrest this monk and take him to prison!"
Swish, swish, the door was pushed open in an instant, and a group of female soldiers in military uniform immediately surrounded Ren Wei, pointing their guns at him brightly.
"Are you going by yourself or will you be tied up!" the leading soldier shouted coldly.
"Go on your own!" Ren Wei swallowed his saliva, but muttered in his heart, "Good men don't fight women". The next moment, using teleportation, Ren Wei disappeared in front of these soldiers.
Without sound or warning, Ren Wei suddenly appeared in the room of Tang Seng and the other three.
Tang Monk was gnawing shriveled steamed buns at the moment, Zhu Bajie was lying on the table depressed and silent, while Monk Sha was silently gnawing sweet potatoes.
"Brother, you are back!" Seeing Ren Wei, Tang Seng reluctantly greeted him, Monk Sha nodded respectfully, while Zhu Bajie turned a blind eye.
"En!" Ren Wei replied in a muffled voice, then jumped onto the bed with a brisk stride, pulled up the quilt and covered it.
"Oh, brother, brother, I suddenly caught a bad cold and can't get out of bed to walk. If the queen sends someone to look for me, tell her that I can't go!"
When the weak voice came, Tang Seng and the three were very surprised. Qi Qi looked at Ren Wei who was wearing it, and was speechless for a while. This disease came too deliberately.
(End of this chapter)
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