infinite beyond system

Chapter 412

After spending a day in Gaolaozhuang, the pilgrimage team continued to set off. As for why Zhu Bajie could recognize Tang Seng as a pilgrim at a glance, Ren Wei also asked. Zhu Bajie can be recognized at a glance.

After being tossed about by Ren Wei, the seniority of the team feels very strange and awkward. Ren Wei is the highest seniority brother Tang Seng, Tang Seng is the second seniority, and is the master of Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong. Uncle Ren is under pressure.

"Nephew, you look so ugly, it's easy to scare the children, even if you don't scare the children, it's not good to scare the flowers and plants. I remember that there is a Pilu hat at the junior brother's place. Why don't you try wearing it? , this thing can not only increase your appearance unilaterally, but also weaken the discomfort you bring to others to a certain extent, and can narrow the distance between you and human beings. Most importantly, that Vairocana The hat is really beautiful. I heard that there is a country of daughters on the way to Xitian. There are no men in that country, all of them are women, and these women are all beautiful, but they like men wearing Pilu hats. Don’t you think it’s strange? Strange?"

"Really?" Zhu Bajie's small eyes lit up.

"Really!" Ren Wei replied sincerely.

So Zhu Bajie went to ask Tang Seng for a hat. Tang Seng didn't want to give it to him, so Zhu Bajie looked for it by himself. Finally, he found the Pilu hat that Ren Wei said in the package. Sure enough, the Pilu hat was very beautiful, but Zhu Bajie just put it on. I felt something was wrong, the hat seemed to be a living thing, and it stuck to his forehead to death.

"Junior brother, Bajie seems to have had an accident, go and have a look!" Ren Wei dragged Tang Seng off the horse and sat on it himself.

Feeling the smoothness and delicacy of the horse's back, Ren Wei sighed for a while, how many days, how many days have not ridden a horse, since Zhu Bajie joined, he threatened himself to let the horse out for Tang Seng to ride, every time Tang Seng reprimanded Zhu Bajie for not being big or small, But at the same time of the reprimand, he rode on the white horse calmly.

Giving the magic spell to Zhu Bajie is Ren Wei's revenge for Zhu Bajie's intimidation during this period.

After crossing the Liusha River, Monk Sha was taken in by the way, and the scripture learning team was finally assembled.

"Brother, you said that you are going to the West Paradise, how many apprentices does this little monk have?" Adding another apprentice, including Xiao Bailong, there are already three.

"No, just this one, it was sent by Master Guanyin to carry our luggage!"

"Oh!"

"Oh what? Do you still want peaches and plums all over the world! Look at senior brother, you haven't accepted a single apprentice, life is more free and easy!"

"Brother is not a mortal, but a god!"

"Oh, now that you said that, I remembered it. I really am a god." Ren Wei suddenly realized, looking ahead after a while, he said again: "Not far ahead is the Kusongjian. I heard that it is the site of the red boy. !" After taking a bite of the bread, Ren Wei continued, ignoring Tang Seng's swallowing of his saliva, "That red boy is the son of my second brother, the Bull Demon King, and he can be considered a relative. Junior brother, don’t be greedy now, hurry up, it’s useless to be greedy, it’s all your fault for your big apprentice, it’s too damn good to eat, it’s only been a while, and I’ve eaten up all the dry food I’ve prepared.”

The mouth of Fire Cloud Cave in Dry Pine Stream.

Ren Wei knocked on the cave door.

"Red boy, red boy, look who is coming, I am your uncle, Uncle Ren Wei! Open the door, open the door!"

Not long after, the gate opened with a bang, and a group of young boys with red-tasseled guns rushed out, but instead of welcoming Ren Wei and the others, they surrounded them with unkind faces.

One of the children, with a haughty look on his face, was obviously the leader of these little bastards, no doubt about the red boy.

Hong Haier looked down on Ren Wei and his party, "You are Ren Wei?"

"Hehe, of course I'm Ren Wei, I'm sure I'll change it!" Ren Wei replied with a smile.

"How do you prove that you are my uncle?" Hong Haier asked again proudly.

"I want to prove it is very simple. You were born 300 years ago, and I gave you a full moon gift - a pack of diapers. 200 years ago when you were born, I gave you a pile of building blocks. 100 years ago, I gave you a game. Chance, your birthday didn’t come this year, so I haven’t prepared yet, but first, let’s do some research to see what your hobbies are, so that we can arrange this year’s birthday present!”

"I like Tang monk meat, do you want to give it?" Honghaier asked boldly.

"Hehe, uncle is a very kind person, as long as you like it, I will definitely give it to you!" Ren Wei still had a smile on his face, and turned around to yell at Zhu Bajie, "Master nephew, give my nephew two catties of your flesh! "

Zhu Bajie was furious. Ren Wei's nephew wanted Tang Seng's meat, so it was unreasonable for him to cut his own meat and give it away.

But before Zhu Bajie could speak, Honghaier showed disdain first, "He is obviously a pig, why do I want his meat?"

Ren Wei's face suddenly became serious at this moment, "Listen to Uncle, Tang Monk's meat has not been monitored by relevant departments, and it is not denied that it contains deadly viruses, but pork is sold well in the market, and it is confirmed that there is no pathogenic virus. You are still young and growing your body. Eating pork is good for growth!"

"Hmph!" Red Boy gave Ren Wei a cold look, "You are clearly a liar, boys, push out my flame car!"

"Damn it!" Seeing this scene, Ren Wei knew that something bad was going to happen, so he dragged Tang Seng and disappeared in an instant.

Seeing the four of Ren Wei fleeing, the red boy smiled triumphantly, like a victorious rooster, holding his head high, "I want to lie to my lord, but there is no way, that Uncle Ren Wei never sent me off since I was a child." Gift!"

After running for thirty miles in one breath, Tang Seng was exhausted.

"Brother, it's different from what you said just now!"

"Uncle, what the master said is right, didn't you say that Hong Haier is your nephew, can you call and drink, but just now." Zhu Bajie also sneered a few words.

"Uh, that was purely accidental. When a child grows up, there will always be some rebellious emotions. This is inevitable for every child, but anyway, there is no problem with him being my nephew!" The bridge of the nose, Ren Wei is still talking nonsense.

"But if the child is rebellious, he should be taught a good lesson. Why are you dragging us away?" Zhu Bajie questioned again.

"What do you know?" Ren Wei snapped back angrily, "Do you have children? Do you have a wife? Don't think that I don't know about masturbating to the moon every night. I just want to tell you that I don't want to say it."

In a word, Tang Seng and Monk Sha's attention immediately focused on Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie felt uncomfortable, so they excused themselves to find Shui Liu.

As soon as Zhu Bajie left, Monk Sha returned to the topic.

"Master, what shall we do next!"

"Children, they are all afraid of their parents. As long as I go to find my second brother, the Bull Demon King, Red Boy will honestly let us go across the mountain?" Ren Wei took out a piece of bread as if nothing had happened, took a few bites and took out another. Drink up the bottle of mineral water in one gulp.

Gulu, Tang Seng swallowed.

Gulu, Monk Sha also swallowed.

The two stared at the bread in Ren Wei's hand and said nothing, but their eyes were too shabby, like returning to the human world after staying in primitive tribes for 300 years.

"What are you looking at? I'm going to Jilei Mountain. The journey is long and exhausting. These are used to replenish energy!" Ren Wei pressed all the remaining bread into his mouth in one breath, then got up and flew away.

Seeing Ren Wei's disappearing figure, Monk Sha silently opened his bag, took out half of a sweet potato, and handed it to Tang Seng, who was still in a daze, "Don't look at it, master, let's eat sweet potatoes!"

(End of this chapter)