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Chapter 401 Reform Measures

Chapter 401 Reform Measures
Wushan's reform is necessary. Although there are four big demon kings sitting in Wushan and the order is orderly, this is not Ren Wei's pursuit. These monsters like to eat people. Now Wushan can't find a single figure, no popularity, where did the incense come from? ?

Back at the Earth Temple, Ren Wei found the Four Great Demon Kings and drafted a reform plan.

"First, all monsters are not allowed to eat people, you have no objection!" Spreading out the paper, Ren Wei asked the opinions of the Four Great Monster Kings while writing.

Regarding Ren Wei's so-called reform, the four demon kings are ignorant, but this first one restricts them from eating people, and their vital interests are seriously conflicted.The Bull Demon King and the Macaque King are alright, they are herbivorous monsters, but the Lion Camel King and Peng Demon King are carnivorous monsters, making them stop eating people is almost worse than death.

"Well, big brother, can we change one?" Peng Demon King asked cautiously, his hooked nose moved, which seemed funny.

"No!" Ren Wei refused. He is also a human being. If he saw a group of monsters eating their own kind, he would not be able to pass this test.

"But human flesh is really fragrant and delicious!" The Lion Camel King murmured, a rough man acting like a child, his appearance was extremely aggrieved.

"There are so many delicious things in the world, why do you want to eat human flesh?" Ren Wei resolutely refused to let go, "Pork, mutton, and beef are all delicious!"

Ren Wei didn't pay attention when he spoke, the Bull Demon King next to him suddenly went dark, "Brother, the beef is not good!"

Having said that, in fact, as a bull demon, the bull demon king dislikes other creatures eating beef, which is the same as Ren Wei's dislike of other monsters eating people.

"See, I'm in the same mood as Niu Erdi now. As a god, how could you allow you to eat people as a former human being?" Patting the shoulder of the Bull Demon King, Ren Wei arrogantly pointed at the Lion Camel King and the Peng Demon King Ang said.

After hearing this, Lion Camel King and Peng Demon King had no choice but to shut up.

Taking another look at the four demon kings, Ren Wei settled down, moved his pen, and ticked off the first item. "The first article has been passed! Next"

"But, human flesh is really delicious!." The Lion Camel King said suddenly.

"Damn it! I haven't been a big brother for so many years, and the tiger doesn't show off its power. Are you really a sick cat?" Ren Wei cursed angrily. His patience with the lion and camel king had reached its limit. Without further ado, he picked up the golden cudgel Just swing it over.

Bang bang bang.
After a beating, the world was clean.

Putting away the golden cudgel, Ren Wei calmly returned to his seat under the shocked eyes of the other three demon kings.

"Don't worry, as a big brother, I will definitely not treat you badly! From now on, we only need to build up the snack processing factory, and there is nothing delicious, such as potato chips, such as ham sausage, such as instant noodles, these are first-class ones Food, why would you want to eat human flesh?"

With that said, Ren Wei took out a bunch of snacks from the space, and greeted everyone to eat together, "Come on, I still have a little bit left to live, let's eat together and see if it's delicious?"

The three demon kings looked at each other, but did not dare to make a move.

"Eat, why are you being polite?" Ren Wei ordered impatiently as he grabbed a bag of potato chips.

At this moment, the three demon kings carefully grabbed the packaging bags, and started to eat these snacks just like Ren Wei.

When the snacks entered, the eyes of the three demon kings lit up instantly.

"Ahem, next I will start to plan the second reform. As a famous mountain, Wushan is not even popular, so now we need to attract investment, recruit talents, fill the population, and work together with the prefect to achieve a well-off life."

"Brother, I think the opening of a snack processing factory you mentioned just now should be the second item!" The Bull Demon King stuffed a handful of potato chips into his mouth, and made an opinion in a low voice.

"Well, the processing plant must be opened, but now there are insufficient manpower, so it can't be opened at all."

"Insufficient manpower, demon brothers and feet!" Peng Demon King interjected, and at this moment his eagle beak was holding the half of ham sausage.

"Uh, the demon siblings are enough, but we lack raw materials. For example, the potato chips are made of sweet potatoes. There is no one in Wushan who farms, and there is no sweet potato at all."

"We can go to other places to grab it!" The macaque king cuckooed a bottle of Coke, and seemed to be a little drunk.

"Shut up!" Ren Wei spat out two words coldly, and the three monsters around him felt a chill down their spines, they all stopped grabbing food and looked at Ren Wei in unison.

Ren Wei took a deep breath, and then said quietly: "We are monsters, not robbers. Monsters and robbers belong to two professions. You have some professional ethics, okay? What's more, you are still demon kings, and you should take the lead. Don't think about fighting and killing, robbing this and that, we should be a good monster with quality, morality, ideals, culture, and pursuit!"

"Eh!" The three monsters were stunned, and the macaque king said again: "Then how do you get sweet potatoes?"

Hearing this question, Ren Wei covered his forehead, and he was convinced, "Do you understand investment promotion? If there is no sweet potato, let's grow it ourselves! If we don't know how to grow it, we will recruit people. If 100 people are not enough, we will recruit them." 1000 people, 1000 people are not enough, so 1 people are recruited to plant the land, anyway, Wushan is so big, there is no need to worry about no land to plant!"

"1 people, how much meat is that?" The lion and camel king who had just been beaten unconscious by Ren Wei suddenly woke up, sat up, and just heard Ren Wei's words, the corners of his mouth began to drool, and his face looked flirtatious.

"Damn..." Ren Wei yelled, picked up the golden cudgel and prepared to give this guy a mess, but was blocked by the Bull Demon King.

"Brother, if you don't hold hands, do it, I'll do it!"

The Bull Demon King immediately picked up his big iron fork and greeted the Lion and Camel King fiercely.

Bang bang bang.
The world is quiet again.

Seeing the action of the Bull Demon King, Ren Wei was very satisfied, and went back to the paper, ticking the second item again.

"The second article was passed perfectly. In addition, I am issuing a reward. For every ten people recruited, a pack of instant noodles will be rewarded. If 100 people are recruited, a pack of potato chips will be rewarded. For 1000 people who are recruited, a bottle of Coke and ham will be rewarded. "

"Wow" the three demon kings exclaimed for a while, and they all looked at each other, each of them had such a layer of joy on their faces.

Unfortunately, the snacks are gone.

"Next, let's talk about the third item of reform, that is, the planning of public facilities. The point that is specifically mentioned here is the issue of public toilets. We will not only be a quality and cultured monster, but also a lecturer. A civilized monster who loves sanitation, look at Wushan now, it is full of smog, and you can step on a pile of feces if you take two steps."

"Brother, it must not have been done by my subordinates. My subordinates are all bird monsters. Their excrement is very small and delicate, and it will be gone as soon as the rain washes away!" Peng Demon King immediately raised his hand to speak.

"Fourth brother, what do you mean, those are good deeds done by my subordinates?" Bull Demon King asked in a rough voice, staring at his eyes as big as copper bells.

"I don't know!" Peng Demon King waved his hand immediately, because Ren Wei became the eldest brother, and now the power relationship has changed. The former third brother has become the fourth younger brother, and the Bull Demon King has also changed from the former eldest brother to the second brother. It would be better if he could not offend the Bull Demon King, but he couldn't help it! "Since the eldest brother mentioned this, I will say a few more words. When I was just comparing speeds, I had just run a mile when I stepped on a pile of cow dung and almost fell."

"Why are you so sure that it's cow dung and not lion dung." The Bull Demon King was furious, and his words made him feel very embarrassed.

"Interrupt here!" The macaque king interrupted again, "The size and shape of lion dung and cow dung are similar, but the color is very particular."

Looking at the three demon kings who argued fiercely, Ren Wei's world view was almost subverted. His uncle, I started to talk about hygiene issues. Why do you study cow dung and lion dung?

Seeing that the meeting was about to turn sour, Ren Wei finally spoke up and slammed the table.

"quiet!"

All the debates came to an abrupt end, and the three demon kings who had blushed and thick necks just now fell silent.

Seeing the three demon kings calm down, Ren Wei cleared his throat and began to criticize earnestly, "Since when do you still care about the size and shape of feces? We are discussing about civilized and hygienic practices, how about you? What is being discussed, and is it relevant to the subject?"

The three demon kings remained silent.

Seeing them like this, Ren Wei cursed in his heart that he was playing the piano with the cow and wasting his saliva.So instead of engaging in any ideological education, I picked up a pen and began to write down the rules and regulations that follow.

"First of all, each demon king sends out a hundred monsters to participate in public welfare work, repair roads and build public toilets. Secondly, we recruit health inspectors for a long time, and are responsible for inspecting the problem of defecating everywhere. You have a total of four hills. The demons are sent to patrol once a month, once every four months, as long as they catch such unhygienic monsters, they will be rewarded."

There were dozens of them, and the three demon kings around them were numb. When Ren Wei finished reading and asked their opinions, they could only nod numbly.

"Okay, the first Wushan leaders' meeting is over here, the meeting will be adjourned, and reforms will be implemented in accordance with the spirit of the meeting!" Finally, Ren Wei solemnly announced.

"Okay!" The three demon kings replied numbly, and when they left, they picked up the fainted lion and camel king and left the earth temple.

Successfully subduing the Four Great Demon Kings and taking care of Wushan's bad style along the way made Ren Wei very satisfied. He made a few side dishes and had a few glasses of wine. Wushan develops into a co-prosperity circle for the human race and the monster race, what a prosperous age it will be, and the incense will not be soaring.

But the next day, everything remained the same, all the monsters, those who should sleep should sleep, those who should eat should eat, and those who should rob should rob.

Seeing this scene, Ren Wei was furious, and immediately summoned the four demon kings, and only after losing his temper, did some effects come to fruition.

From this day on, Wushan has changed, becoming very different, monsters don’t eat people, and they are building a lot of buildings. Most importantly, a large group of young monsters are holding books in their hands and chanting about something all day long.

These changes are not important, what is important is that, under the temptation of delicious food, the four demon kings recruit people at a speed so fast that even Ren Wei can hardly imagine, in one day, there are [-] more humans in Wushan.

Seeing the 1 people crying and mourning below, Ren Wei felt speechless, squinting at the proud Bull Demon King next to him, he wanted to step forward and give him a fist.

"I asked you to recruit people, not to engage in kidnapping, which is fine, but what's the matter if you kidnapped all men?" Ren Wei's original intention was to recruit people to settle in Wushan. Can a group of men settle down?
"Men are strong, so they work neatly!" The macaque king immediately explained with a smile.

".That's a good reason, but as the saying goes, it won't be long before a lonely yang does not give birth to a lonely yin. It's really rebellious for you to do this!" Ren Wei patted the Macaque King on the shoulder, sighed, and pointed to the 1 people below. "Look at these people, they all have physical needs. If there are no family members around, some of them will pay attention to the female monsters. Most of the monsters in Wushan are male, and there are few female monsters. If you let these The man pried the corner of the wall, and gradually, will the monster family become extinct soon?"

"How could the female monster take a fancy to these soft-legged shrimps?" The macaque king obviously disdained these men.

"Why don't you like it? Although most of them are ordinary-looking, there are always a few handsome men. Of course, they can't be compared with me. But compared to the strange looks of you monsters, they are still much better-looking. For example, the fourth brother, he That hooked nose makes it difficult to kiss with a female monster, but when you look at you covered in monkey hair, it hurts when you make love."

The more Ren Wei said that, the smiles on the faces of the four demon kings around him became weaker and weaker. It's not because Ren Wei said they were too ugly, but Ren Wei's analysis made sense!
"I'll kill them right away!" The Bull Demon King raised his palm suddenly, and was about to kill the humans in front of him, but Ren Wei stopped him.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to kill these mistresses!"

"Fuck, your logic is broken. I was just talking about a possibility. I'm talking about it. Some things are better to be blocked. You killed them, and there are many of them. Can you kill all the human beings in the world?"

As soon as Ren Wei made a call, he stabbed the heart of the Bull Demon King. He raised his palm and slowly lowered it.

"So" Ren Wei looked around at the four demon kings again, "We need to improve our own competitiveness. Only by improving our own competitiveness can we not be afraid of competition from others. How to improve our own competitiveness, one is to improve our strength , The second is to improve self-cultivation, read more, and increase knowledge. Since ancient times, beauties love heroes. Are there still few stories about talented men and beautiful women? For example, Liu Xi and the Three Virgins, such as Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, such as Cowherd and Weaver Girl"

Listening to Jun's words is better than ten years of reading. This is how the Four Demon Kings feel now. After listening to Ren Wei's analysis, they feel that the road ahead is bright, and they understand what they want, need, pursue, and yearn for.

Since then, under the leadership of the Four Great Demon Kings, there has been a wave of learning in Wushan.

Of course, what Ren Wei did was just throw bricks to attract jade. He was not interested in a group of monsters, but he was much more interested in these humans.

(End of this chapter)

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