infinite beyond system

Chapter 373
The shaking of Wuzhishan surprised Guanyin. After carefully checking the Buddhist posts, there was no abnormality, and his eyes noticed Monkey King again, but Monkey King was still Monkey King, and there was no change.

I don't know why Wuzhishan shakes, but this happened after all, and I have to report it to the Buddha.But looking at Sun Wukong's proud eyes, she was very dissatisfied, she pointed her finger, and the kiosk exploded in an instant, including the DVD player inside, until there was not even a scum left.

With a flash of Buddha's light, Avalokitesvara left.

Not long after, after checking that there was no movement in front of Wuzhi Mountain, Ren Wei flashed out.

First of all, he felt sorry for his little movie for 1 minute. Those were collector's editions, and there were seven movies in total, and they just disappeared.

Secondly, it is to praise Sun Wukong, saying that he cannot be subdued by might, and cannot be moved by poverty.

Finally, continue to brainwash Monkey King.

"See, Buddhists only have these virtues, and they don't want to see others being good. In one place, an old monk couldn't see snake demons and humans together, so he forcibly separated them. So, Buddhists are not Good things, scumbags of force will overwhelm people!"

"Tathagata still has some tricks!" Sun Wukong said angrily.

"Tathagata?" Ren Wei smiled, "Don't be ridiculous, Tathagata has powerful hands, and the exercises he learned are Tathagata God Palm, Thousand Hands Tathagata Palm, Tathagata Mahamudra, Buddha Kingdom in the palm, etc. If you leave your hands , What else will he do? If you don’t brag, if you don’t use your hands, I will beat ten like him one by one!”

Praising oneself and belittling the enemy is the key to brainwashing, and Ren Wei is very skillful in using it.

Hearing Ren Wei's words, Sun Wukong thought for a while, and it seemed that this was really the case, and suddenly his confidence returned a little bit. "Avalokitesvara is also very powerful!"

"Hehe, Avalokitesvara?" Ren Wei looked contemptuous, "I tell you, Avalokitesvara is not powerful at all. The reason why she is praised is because of her jade purification bottle and willow branches. The jade purification bottle is the beginning of heaven. The first piece of jade was made, and the willow branch was also the first willow branch and catkins at the beginning of the sky. It is because of the power of these two magic weapons that she can stand out. But we don't have to be afraid of her, women, there will always be flowers every month. Then it’s inconvenient for a few days. What’s your expression, why are you staring?”

Sun Wukong's eyeballs spun left and right in the eye sockets, turning round.

"It's useless for you to roll your eyes. I'm talking about big things now. When you get out of Wuzhishan, we will go to Lingshan to make trouble. Just like I said just now, Guanyin is a woman. There will always be a few days when I feel uncomfortable, so we will step on it." Go to Lingshan at this time. Well, your eyes are sick, you just swayed from side to side, and now you are swaying up and down, can you explain what you mean? Don't play charades, can you?"

"Forget it, it's completely nonsense to talk to you so much. Anyway, you can't get out of trouble now. It just so happens that I will also make some preparations, collect Guanyin's physiological data, and accurately determine her menstrual period, so that we can attack in the future."

Ren Wei turned around while talking, but when he looked back, he saw a person who should have left, no, it was a god, the Goddess of Mercy.

Guanyin was very calm at the moment, looking down at Ren Wei and Sun Wukong, his eyes were sharp, and he was not that kind at all.

Ren Wei's voice also stopped instantly, he knew that he had caused trouble, and the trouble came out of his mouth.

Staring intently at Guanyin, the other party's data was reflected under Ren Wei's sight.

Name: Avalokitesvara
Strength: 800000
Evaluation: Some people are destined not to be the target of your conquest.

Well, the strength is 80, which is four times that of Ren Wei now.

With an embarrassing smile, Ren Wei felt that he should make a fool of himself.

"Great Mercy, Great Compassion, Buddha Dharma, Boundless Inspiration, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, hello, my name is Ren Xiaowei, and I am a good man! As for what I just said to Monkey King, it was a very beautiful misunderstanding. In fact, what I said was all dialects, translated into the words of this world. Mandarin is what we prepare”

"Attack Lingshan." Guanyin continued the conversation coldly.

"No, no!" Ren Wei waved his hands again and again, "Misunderstanding, big misunderstanding, I said worshiping Lingshan, worshiping is not an attack, and worshiping is a native word in the dialect of my hometown!"

"Do you think I'm a fool?"

"No, how could you be a fool? You are a woman. Er, a fairy!"

"You made those images for Sun Wukong to see?"

"How is it possible?" Ren Wei smiled lightly, "This kind of speculation has no scientific basis at all. I am such an upright person, such a clean-spirited person, how could it be possible to transmit such vulgar movies to Monkey King?"

"Low taste? It seems that you made it!" Guanyin said firmly.

Hearing this, Ren Wei became a little anxious, "Sister Guanyin, you can't be so arbitrary, as the saying goes, catch the thief and catch the stolen goods, catch the rape and catch the double, you can't be sure that the person is me just because of a very philosophical inference! Besides , I'm still innocent!" At the end, Ren Wei curled up, with a weak and pitiful expression, like a little daughter-in-law who has been pissed off, which made people feel sympathetic.

"." Ren Wei's performance opened the eyes of Sun Wukong and Guanyin. They wondered at the same time, how can there be such a shameless person in this world, and they want to deny it when the facts are in front of them.

"Stop talking nonsense, and I'll take you to see the Buddha. Whether it's right or wrong is decided by the Buddha!" ​​As soon as he finished speaking, Guanyin pointed his finger, and a white gauze floated over, wrapping Ren Wei in an instant.

"I protest. I admit that I am suspected of distributing small movies, but it does not constitute a criminal offense, and I should not be sentenced to death for this! Besides, this is the territory of the heavenly court. Why is Mao wanting to arrest me to see the Buddha? I am under the jurisdiction of the heavenly court. Naturally, the Jade Emperor will condemn me! I don't accept it!" Ren Wei yelled loudly, and he also wanted to break free from the damned white gauze, but the white gauze was stronger than steel, and he couldn't get rid of it at all.

"I can't help you!" Avalokitesvara snorted coldly, rolled up her hands, and the white gauze wrapped around Ren Wei flew up, and then Avalokitesvara took Ren Wei and floated towards the west sky.

"It's over, damn it, I was so careless! What should I do now? Surrender? Would rather die than obey? Kneel and lick? Wait, how can I be so cheap as to use the word knee and lick?" In an instant, Ren Wei had thousands of thoughts Thoughts passed.

"Master Avalokitesvara, please stay!" Suddenly a familiar voice came from ahead, Ren Wei was very familiar with this voice, looking around, standing above the clouds was either Seven Fairies or someone else.

Being bumped into by an acquaintance, and an acquaintance who admired him very much, Ren Wei felt that he couldn't get rid of his face, and tried to turn his head to one side.

"It turned out to be the Seventh Princess. I don't know what happened to the Seventh Princess?"

The status of the Seven Fairies is very high, so Guanyin has to be polite.

"Master Guanyin, I know this person very well. He once saved my life. I hope that Master Guanyin will look at my father and me again and let him go!"

The Seventh Fairy is also very polite, after all, she has something to ask for, so she lowers her posture.

"This. Okay!" Guanyin weighed the pros and cons, and then shook the white gauze, and Ren Wei regained his freedom.

"Thank you, Master Guanyin!" The seven fairies bowed joyfully and chanted the Buddha's name again.

"It's okay! I'm leaving first!" Guanyin smiled, and regained his amiable appearance, then left and flew away.

(End of this chapter)