infinite beyond system

Chapter 27 Cameo as Zhang Wei's Wingman

Ren Wei re-examined his application form and found it to be pretty good. He corrected some typos, such as "Ri Li Wan Ji" instead of "Ri Li Wan Chicken". I sealed an envelope and handed it to Lisa when I was ready to go to work.

"Why, the application is ready?" When he came back, he ran into Zeng Xiaoxian and asked with a contemptuous smile.

"Yes, it's finished!" Ren Wei responded lightly, and then asked, "Is yours ready?"

"Of course, don't you look at who I am?!" Zeng Xiaoxian replied arrogantly, then stroked his hair and posed a poss, making Ren Wei want to vomit.

"Let's go to the bar, everyone is celebrating Zi Qiao's return intact!" Zeng Xiaoxian said again.

Since Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia broke up, the two developed according to the original plot. Ziqiao went to the psychological clinic. After many dreams, she finally understood that her true love was Chen Meijia. , just when the answer was revealed, Lu Ziqiao jumped off the building, hung his neck crookedly on a tree, and sprained himself.

In order to celebrate that Lu Ziqiao survived jumping off the building, there will be future blessings, so everyone prepared to celebrate at the bar, but Zhang Wei appeared unexpectedly.

"Zhang Wei, why do you always appear in the toilet of the bar?" Youyou asked anxiously.

"Can't you ask something related to the plot, such as why you came back this time, whether you are still here on a business trip, whether you have gained weight or lost weight recently, whether you are black or white?" Zhang Wei expressed his innocence.

"Could it be that the toilet is Zhang Wei's birth and resurrection point?" Meijia ignored Zhang Wei and asked in confusion.

"Ah!" Zhang Wei was speechless, and when he saw Ren Wei, he asked strangely, "Who is this?"

"Hello, my name is Ren Wei, and people in the Jianghu call him Ren Xiaowei!" Ren Wei smiled and introduced himself.

"Hello, my name is Zhang Wei. Everyone likes to call me Legal Pioneer!" Zhang Wei shook hands with Ren Wei with a signature smile on his face.

"The legal pioneer who appeared in the toilet?" Hu Yifei added in a strange way.

"There is a reason for me to appear in the toilet, okay?" Zhang Wei couldn't help it, his voice raised a bit, and after everyone was quiet, he continued shyly: "On the way back, I met a girl. Fall in love with her at first sight!"

"Really?" Yoyo was happy for him, but then her face changed, "But what does this have to do with the bar toilet?"

"This time your appearance story won't be very obscene again!" Lu Ziqiao said with a look that you understand.

"What do you mean, we have been going the same way since the airport bus. I didn't expect her to get off the bus near here and enter this bar too. It's fate!"

"Following idiot!"

Then, Zhang Wei explained the whole story truthfully.

"Zhang Wei, long time no see, you are still standing still!" Lu Ziqiao said angrily.

"I have a companion, and I have nothing to do!" Zhang Wei looked very melancholy.

"What you need is a wingman. If tailgating can make things happen, how can there be so many idiots in the world? Clean up the runway, start the engine, and give you a welcome gift for the teacher!" Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, full of confidence Said.

"Let me go, you are all sprained!" Ren Wei said at this moment!

"You?" Everyone said in unison, looking at Ren Wei suspiciously, Lu Ziqiao was surprised again, "Can you do it?"

"A man can't say no, I can do it!" Ren Wei replied firmly, and then, as if reminiscing, he added: "Actually, before I became a radio host, I was a professional wingman, but one day, the wingman became a flirt. Sister, afterward, the teasing sister also had nothing to talk about, and just jumped off the building in a fit of rage after falling out of love!"

"Didn't you say that you jumped off the building because of a broken relationship?" Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted.

"You believe it too, can you find another explanation for falling from a high altitude?"

"Yes, for example, when you are on a plane, you stumble!" Zhang Wei replied seriously.

"Wingman is a great profession. The host needs it, the wingman supports it, the host machine withdraws, and the wingman covers it. You, a person who fell down and jumped off a building because of a broken relationship, are you sure you can be a good wingman?" Lu Ziqiao still didn't believe it.

"I have to explain, I jumped off the building in a fit of anger, not out of heartbreak!" Ren Wei said solemnly, then ignored everyone's questions, and dragged Zhang Wei down the stairs.

"Hi, can I sit here?" Zhang Wei and Ren Wei stepped forward and asked with a smile, and saw a traditional beauty playing with her mobile phone on the bar in front of her. It was Weiwei from the original TV series.

"Sorry, there's someone here!" Weiwei responded with an apologetic smile.

"It's okay, I brought my friends too, why don't we sit together!" Zhang Wei suddenly put on his signature silly smile.

"I just picked up two bottles of free drinks, fate!" Ren Wei also sighed aloud.

"Get out of the way, that's my place!" At this time, a voice came from the ground, and the two looked over, but it was a little girl lying on the wall doing homework. Ren Wei knew in advance, it's not strange to be casual, but Zhang Wei , kept muttering in his mouth: "Could it be Tianshan Child Elder?"

"Huahua, you can't be so rude, call him uncle!" Weiwei helped Huahua up and scolded softly.

"Hello, Uncle!" Huahua called out crisply.

"Come here!" Ren Wei pulled Zhang Wei up, then walked aside, and said, "I'll take care of the child for you for an hour. If you can't handle it, you'd better commit seppuku!"

"Thank you, brother!" Zhang Wei accepted the order in the face of danger, and he was obliged to say, and then the two returned to their original positions, Zhang Wei chatted with Weiwei, and Ren Wei guided Huahua's homework.

"A certain pool is [-] cubic meters. It takes six hours to fill the water pipe A, and ten hours to discharge the water from the B pipe. Ask, how many hours will it take for the pool to be full if A and B are operating at the same time?"

"Pediatrics, look at uncle, it can be solved with one formula, 100/(100/6-100/10), do the math, how much is this?" Ren Wei took the pen, stroked it casually on the notebook, and then Come to the answer, 15 hours.

"Wow, Uncle, you are really good, there is one more question!" Huahua praised loudly.

"A pistol bullet is fired at a speed of 300 meters per hour, and a rifle bullet is fired at a speed of 500 meters per second. If the pistol is fired four seconds first, how long will it take for the two bullets to meet?"

"This is simple, just a matter of calculation, 300*4/(500-300), the result is 6 seconds!"

"Wow, Uncle, you are so amazing, the answer is exactly the same!" Huahua said in surprise.

"So you have the answer!?" Ren Wei also felt that this trick was too tricky.

(End of this chapter)