infinite beyond system

Chapter 199 Here's to you

Ren Wei didn't care about the beatings and killings below, anyway, it wasn't him who killed the murderer, so Duan Yu wanted to ask him to intercede, but the words were on his lips, Zuo Zimu and others had already lost, so he changed his mouth and turned to Ah purple.

"Girl, you are so cruel. These people just offended you in words, and you took their lives!"

"Get away, you're talking nonsense and I'll kill you too!" Ah Zi's attitude towards Duan Yu was not bad.

"Well, you can kill me too!" Ah Zi's words made Duan Yu angry, and he puffed up his chest to meet Ah Zi.

Duan Yu is Ren Wei's favorite person, Ah Zi naturally dare not kill him, but she is so sluggish, she doesn't bother to pay attention, so she vents her anger on the Shennong Gang, the Shennong Gang's people are only here to find the Wuliang Sword Sect, this time Well, the city gate caught fire and the fish in the pond were affected, they were also saddened, the gang leader Sikong Xuan couldn't hold two palms on Ah Zi's hand, he vomited blood and flew back backwards.

"Retreat, retreat quickly!" Sikong Xuan, who had fallen to the ground, was still half breathed, and immediately did not dare to hesitate, and ordered with difficulty, but he himself retreated first with the support of his disciples.

"Hmph, you girl is simply unreasonable!" Duan Yu flicked his sleeves, his words were full of anger, and all the disgust was written on his face.

"I'm unreasonable? Believe it or not, I really killed you!" Ah Zi was slandered by Duan Yu, so she naturally wanted to save face.

"Then you kill, anyway, in your eyes, human life is nothing, killing people is no different than slaughtering pigs and dogs!" When Duan Yu spoke, there was a trace of contempt in his eyes, as if he had broken through Ah Zi's outlook on life.

"You..." Ah Zi yelled angrily, raising her palms to take pictures, but stopped halfway, and turned to look at the remaining dozen or so disciples of the Wuliang Sword Sect, "What are you looking at? You are not ready yet!"

These remaining disciples of the Infinite Sword Sect had long been intimidated by Ah Zi's ferocity, and they didn't dare to breathe out, let alone run for their lives, because the few who wanted to escape just now died at the front, and they were not in a good mood. Dare to come out, for fear of offending the female devil, now that the female devil gave the order, they finally found the right opportunity to escape, and returned to the Wuliang Sword Sect in embarrassment.

As for Ren Wei and Zhong Ling on the roof, they didn't care about the battle below at all. Ren Wei didn't care, anyway, it wasn't him who killed the people. For this group of tricksters, it doesn't matter whether they die or not.As for Zhong Ling, she was completely attracted by the funny video, but until now, it seemed that the ordinary funny jokes had already been played, but what was broadcast was some nasty jokes.

Woman: Husband, are you hungry?
Male: Hungry.

Woman: Then I'll give you something to eat.

For this kind of jokes, not to mention that Zhong Ling doesn't understand, even the older generation doesn't know why, but the dubbing of the video makes people laugh out loud.

"Is this funny?" Zhong Ling tilted his head, like a student thinking hard about a math problem.

"Perhaps. It should be funny!" Ren Wei echoed.

"But why is it funny?" Zhong Ling was puzzled, and took the opportunity to ask Ren Wei.

"Chinese culture is extensive and profound. Regarding funny dialogues, we can't just look at the surface, we need to dig deeper into the meaning of words. For example, the word below has many interpretations. The first one is the meaning of the following article, which is an action. No. The second type is a noun of position. Compared with the top, there is the bottom, so this funny content is a pun, one bottom is not the other bottom, you can imagine that the bottom she said is the second bottom!" Ren Wei's serious, open-mouthed explanation made Zhong Ling suddenly realize.

However, after enlightenment, Zhong Ling blushed, and shoved the phone back into Ren Wei's hand.

"I'll give it back to you, I won't read it!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't watch it, just this kind of video is simply polluting people's pure hearts, making pure thoughts full of filth, making the beautiful world full of turbidity, and making people's lives chaotic."

"Then you still keep it?" Zhong Ling asked in surprise seeing Ren Wei put away the phone.

"You don't understand this. If I throw it away and someone else picks it up, I will be defiled again. Thinking of this, it's better to let it defile my thoughts to the end. The Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell will go to hell." You won’t understand this level of enlightenment!”

"Hehehe!" Hearing Ren Wei's prudish words, Zhong Ling couldn't help laughing out loud, "You talk so interestingly, my name is Zhong Ling, what's your name?"

"My name is Ren Wei, Ren Wei from Ren Wei, Wei from Ren Wei, of course you can call me Brother Ren, Brother Wei, Brother Ren Wei, Brother Ren, Brother Wei, Brother Ren Wei, Husband Ren, Husband Wei, Husband Ren Wei etc!"

Zhong Ling couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this, and said with a smile, "I'd better call you Ren Wei!"

"Uh, that's fine, it's simple and real, no procrastination, and more importantly, no one will doubt our relationship! You know, people like gossip, and when handsome men and women like us walk together, there are always people pointing them out. To put it bluntly, we are a match made in heaven. I have always dismissed such rumors, but it may be unfair to you, and your reputation will suffer! In order to make up for your loss of reputation, I have a very good Proposal, do you want to listen?"

After all, Zhong Ling has a thin skin. Hearing Ren Wei's shameless words, his little face turned red, but he was curious about what Ren Wei's suggestion was, so he whispered: "Tell me?"

"Actually, gossip comes from unidentified relationships. Unmarried men and women are not married, married men and women are not married, and unmarried women are married. Two people with the above three identities walk together, which is the frequency of gossip. The most. So I was thinking, why don't we announce our marriage to the outside world, so that there will be no gossip when the news of the married man and the married woman come out."

"Bah, who wants to marry you!" Zhong Ling heard this, and immediately cursed angrily.

"Hahaha, I'm just talking. How can we really get married? It's just a pity. If a man like me and a woman like you can't get together, it will be a pity. The biggest regret in this world, if it is recorded in the annals of history, it will be pointed out by thousands of people in the future, and the injustice of the law of heaven will be called out, and perhaps thousands of years later, it will be evaluated as one of the top ten regrets in history."

"You're talking nonsense, so I'll leave and go back to eat!" Zhong Ling was speechless by Ren Wei's cheeky surprise.

"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, but don't rush to leave, everyone is so close, why not go to the Wuliang Sword Sect for a stroll. To be honest, I am a little hungry after talking for so long, so, will you come down?" ?”

Ren Wei's question immediately reminded Zhong Ling of the video she saw just now, and her little face, which had just faded from the blush, suddenly seemed to have been smeared with a thick layer of rouge, but she didn't dare to answer.

But Ah Zi walked over at this time and heard Ren Wei's question, so she interjected: "If the suzerain is hungry, then Ah Zi will give you something to eat!"

Suddenly, the atmosphere at the scene became weird.

(End of this chapter)