infinite beyond system
Chapter 138 The Embarrassment of the Movie Theater
Chapter 138 The Embarrassment of the Movie Theater
After Ren Wei jumped down, Xiao Longnu hesitated for a moment, but after a few seconds, she also jumped down.
"Our family's Long'er is getting more and more beautiful, and my brother is dumbfounded!" Ren Wei smiled and stepped forward, teasing.Xiaolongnv is worthy of being a goddess, she looks like a fairy, in terms of appearance, she is undoubtedly the tallest among all the women in Ren Wei, even Zixia, a real fairy, is a bit behind her, under careful inspection , Ren Wei stared blankly for a moment.
Xiao Longnv blushed a little. Ren Wei used to tease her a lot, but she always laughed it off, but now, the situation is different.
"Brother, where are we going?" After a while, Xiao Longnv interrupted Ren Wei's inspection.
"Let's go, my brother invites you to watch a movie!" Ren Wei graciously held Xiao Longnu's hand.
"Doesn't there be a computer at home?" Xiaolongnv was puzzled. The computer was bought by Renwei System Mall, in order not to let Xiaolongnv get derailed from the times. This world is only 1950, and they will return to the real world after all.
"Computers have the benefits of computers, and movies have the benefits of movies! Let's go!" Ren Wei explained casually, then took out Need for Speed and let Xiao Longnu get in the car.
But when he arrived at the movie theater, Ren Wei realized that there was nothing good about it, the black and white images were just fine, the clarity was so poor, and what was even worse was that it was a silent movie.
Even if it was a silent movie, the movie theater was full, and Ren Wei felt annoyed by the noise.The worst thing was that some of them didn't look at the big screen at all, but stared at Xiao Longnu without blinking.
"What are you looking at, go home and see your wife!" Ren Wei immediately showed a fierce look, like a tiger protecting its calf.
"Brother, let's go back!" Xiao Longnv tugged on Ren Wei's sleeve and lowered her voice.
"It's okay, I'll be fine later!" Ren Wei waved his hand, then took out his mobile phone and called Xingzi. In order to make contact, Ren Wei fiddled with the mobile phone specially.Half an hour later, Serena came to help a group of people, and directly booked the movie theater, and cleared everyone out.
"It's all right now, how quiet it is!" Ren Wei watched all this silently, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Longnu when there was no one around.
"Brother, this is not good!"
"No, what's wrong!" Ren Wei didn't care, he put his right hand on Xiaolongnv's shoulder casually. "Let's continue watching the movie, and something good will appear later, trust me!"
"Alright then!" Xiao Longnv bit her lip, agreeing.
After 1 minute, the silent movie disappeared, and after a while the big screen went blank, the sound of temptation and ecstasy came.
"Ah. Jamaica is down, Jamaica is down!"
At the same time, images also appeared on the big screen, and I saw a man and a woman having sex on the bed with very high-end movements.
"Damn, this woman has big breasts." This was Ren Wei's first reaction, and his second reaction was, what have I done?Take your sister to the cinema to watch a short movie?
Taking out his mobile phone, Ren Wei wanted to call Xingzai angrily, but Xingzai called first.
"Brother Serena, I'm sorry, it's my younger brother who is not good at work and took the wrong belt! I'll let them change it!"
"Let me tell you, quit that little brother. I only have dozens of belts on my car, and I can take them all by mistake. Is he a pig's brain!" Ren Wei felt like he hated iron but steel.
"Change now, change now!"
"Hurry up!"
Ren Wei hung up the phone, looked at the little dragon girl who was covering her face with her hands, and said with a smile: "This was an accident, I promise it won't happen next time!"
But before the words were finished, the screen lit up again, and the tape was indeed changed, but the scenes in the movie were not changed, only the characters were changed, the lines were changed, and the poses were also changed.
"Yi Die, Yi Die!"
"Damn it, this woman has shaved her hair!" This was Ren Wei's first thought, but the next moment, he silently took out his phone.
But at this moment, the screen was changed again, this time it was more ruthless, it turned out to be a foreign girl, and her posture was even more twisted.
Seeing this, Ren Wei was no longer in the mood to make a phone call. He glanced at the shy little dragon girl who was avoiding her eyes. He felt that he should find a reason to turn this story over. Once was an accident, but can it still be an accident twice? , since this is the case, Ren Wei is going to make a mistake and fool around.
"That...Brother just wants to give you a live biology class to make up for the incompleteness of the last biology class! Teach you how to make a human, you see, this posture is the best, and the success rate of making a human is the highest. I usually I like this posture the most, but unfortunately, due to various reasons, I have not succeeded in creating a human yet!"
"Actually, this kind of thing is really difficult to talk about, but reproduction is an important part of a person's life, you will have to face it in the future, don't feel embarrassed, and your brother is the closest person to you, so you won't talk nonsense. You should learn from me and dare to watch small movies directly, because every action in it may be the material you will use in the future."
"Speaking of which, I can't help admiring myself. All these years of lonely life have been solved by watching movies. But think about it, I admire three other types of people more. The first kind, watching movies without pressing fast forward; The second type is not to masturbate after watching it; the third one is to watch it after masturbating. Of course, you, a girl, should not know these things, I just express my feelings, don't take it to heart!"
"Now that the movie has been released, let's discuss the topics that we didn't finish discussing last time in the biology class. As for the steps of marriage and bridal chamber, let's skip it for now, and mainly talk about sex. Oh, sex is the creation of humans. There are many explanations for creating humans, some are verbs, some are nouns, this is not the same, it is purely a matter of personal oral preference."
Ren Wei flickered here, and the big screen of the movie changed again. This time it was not a small movie, but the feature film he made. Ren Wei saw the screen, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and breathed a long sigh of relief. Finally, this embarrassment could end. Extremely fooled.
The so-called feature film is an animation movie produced by Ren Wei after working overtime all night. The name of the movie is "The Stories Ren Xiaowei and Xiaolongnv Have to Tell".And the content of the movie, including the little things between the two people after crossing to the Pigpen Walled City, are all the little things in life.After Ren Wei edited these small things in series, he produced this animation.
After the name of the movie flashed and faded from the screen, Ren Wei's magnetic narration sounded.
"I never thought that one day, I would fall in love with my sister; I never thought that one day, I would love my sister so much that I couldn't help it; I never thought that one day, I would love my sister every day. I will feel happy with a smile; I never thought that one day, I would be sad because I didn’t see my sister. Ten years ago, my sister and I came to this world. I remember that at that time, she was still a person who liked to eat The little girl with lollipops, around me every day asking for lollipops"
(End of this chapter)
After Ren Wei jumped down, Xiao Longnu hesitated for a moment, but after a few seconds, she also jumped down.
"Our family's Long'er is getting more and more beautiful, and my brother is dumbfounded!" Ren Wei smiled and stepped forward, teasing.Xiaolongnv is worthy of being a goddess, she looks like a fairy, in terms of appearance, she is undoubtedly the tallest among all the women in Ren Wei, even Zixia, a real fairy, is a bit behind her, under careful inspection , Ren Wei stared blankly for a moment.
Xiao Longnv blushed a little. Ren Wei used to tease her a lot, but she always laughed it off, but now, the situation is different.
"Brother, where are we going?" After a while, Xiao Longnv interrupted Ren Wei's inspection.
"Let's go, my brother invites you to watch a movie!" Ren Wei graciously held Xiao Longnu's hand.
"Doesn't there be a computer at home?" Xiaolongnv was puzzled. The computer was bought by Renwei System Mall, in order not to let Xiaolongnv get derailed from the times. This world is only 1950, and they will return to the real world after all.
"Computers have the benefits of computers, and movies have the benefits of movies! Let's go!" Ren Wei explained casually, then took out Need for Speed and let Xiao Longnu get in the car.
But when he arrived at the movie theater, Ren Wei realized that there was nothing good about it, the black and white images were just fine, the clarity was so poor, and what was even worse was that it was a silent movie.
Even if it was a silent movie, the movie theater was full, and Ren Wei felt annoyed by the noise.The worst thing was that some of them didn't look at the big screen at all, but stared at Xiao Longnu without blinking.
"What are you looking at, go home and see your wife!" Ren Wei immediately showed a fierce look, like a tiger protecting its calf.
"Brother, let's go back!" Xiao Longnv tugged on Ren Wei's sleeve and lowered her voice.
"It's okay, I'll be fine later!" Ren Wei waved his hand, then took out his mobile phone and called Xingzi. In order to make contact, Ren Wei fiddled with the mobile phone specially.Half an hour later, Serena came to help a group of people, and directly booked the movie theater, and cleared everyone out.
"It's all right now, how quiet it is!" Ren Wei watched all this silently, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Longnu when there was no one around.
"Brother, this is not good!"
"No, what's wrong!" Ren Wei didn't care, he put his right hand on Xiaolongnv's shoulder casually. "Let's continue watching the movie, and something good will appear later, trust me!"
"Alright then!" Xiao Longnv bit her lip, agreeing.
After 1 minute, the silent movie disappeared, and after a while the big screen went blank, the sound of temptation and ecstasy came.
"Ah. Jamaica is down, Jamaica is down!"
At the same time, images also appeared on the big screen, and I saw a man and a woman having sex on the bed with very high-end movements.
"Damn, this woman has big breasts." This was Ren Wei's first reaction, and his second reaction was, what have I done?Take your sister to the cinema to watch a short movie?
Taking out his mobile phone, Ren Wei wanted to call Xingzai angrily, but Xingzai called first.
"Brother Serena, I'm sorry, it's my younger brother who is not good at work and took the wrong belt! I'll let them change it!"
"Let me tell you, quit that little brother. I only have dozens of belts on my car, and I can take them all by mistake. Is he a pig's brain!" Ren Wei felt like he hated iron but steel.
"Change now, change now!"
"Hurry up!"
Ren Wei hung up the phone, looked at the little dragon girl who was covering her face with her hands, and said with a smile: "This was an accident, I promise it won't happen next time!"
But before the words were finished, the screen lit up again, and the tape was indeed changed, but the scenes in the movie were not changed, only the characters were changed, the lines were changed, and the poses were also changed.
"Yi Die, Yi Die!"
"Damn it, this woman has shaved her hair!" This was Ren Wei's first thought, but the next moment, he silently took out his phone.
But at this moment, the screen was changed again, this time it was more ruthless, it turned out to be a foreign girl, and her posture was even more twisted.
Seeing this, Ren Wei was no longer in the mood to make a phone call. He glanced at the shy little dragon girl who was avoiding her eyes. He felt that he should find a reason to turn this story over. Once was an accident, but can it still be an accident twice? , since this is the case, Ren Wei is going to make a mistake and fool around.
"That...Brother just wants to give you a live biology class to make up for the incompleteness of the last biology class! Teach you how to make a human, you see, this posture is the best, and the success rate of making a human is the highest. I usually I like this posture the most, but unfortunately, due to various reasons, I have not succeeded in creating a human yet!"
"Actually, this kind of thing is really difficult to talk about, but reproduction is an important part of a person's life, you will have to face it in the future, don't feel embarrassed, and your brother is the closest person to you, so you won't talk nonsense. You should learn from me and dare to watch small movies directly, because every action in it may be the material you will use in the future."
"Speaking of which, I can't help admiring myself. All these years of lonely life have been solved by watching movies. But think about it, I admire three other types of people more. The first kind, watching movies without pressing fast forward; The second type is not to masturbate after watching it; the third one is to watch it after masturbating. Of course, you, a girl, should not know these things, I just express my feelings, don't take it to heart!"
"Now that the movie has been released, let's discuss the topics that we didn't finish discussing last time in the biology class. As for the steps of marriage and bridal chamber, let's skip it for now, and mainly talk about sex. Oh, sex is the creation of humans. There are many explanations for creating humans, some are verbs, some are nouns, this is not the same, it is purely a matter of personal oral preference."
Ren Wei flickered here, and the big screen of the movie changed again. This time it was not a small movie, but the feature film he made. Ren Wei saw the screen, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and breathed a long sigh of relief. Finally, this embarrassment could end. Extremely fooled.
The so-called feature film is an animation movie produced by Ren Wei after working overtime all night. The name of the movie is "The Stories Ren Xiaowei and Xiaolongnv Have to Tell".And the content of the movie, including the little things between the two people after crossing to the Pigpen Walled City, are all the little things in life.After Ren Wei edited these small things in series, he produced this animation.
After the name of the movie flashed and faded from the screen, Ren Wei's magnetic narration sounded.
"I never thought that one day, I would fall in love with my sister; I never thought that one day, I would love my sister so much that I couldn't help it; I never thought that one day, I would love my sister every day. I will feel happy with a smile; I never thought that one day, I would be sad because I didn’t see my sister. Ten years ago, my sister and I came to this world. I remember that at that time, she was still a person who liked to eat The little girl with lollipops, around me every day asking for lollipops"
(End of this chapter)
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