infinite beyond system

Chapter 104 The crisis caused by touching the chest

"Really?" Zixia asked playfully in disbelief.

"Of course it is true. Honesty is an excellent tradition of the Chinese clan. Obviously, I have inherited this tradition perfectly. How can I lie to you? Besides, it is worthless to lie to you. Why would I do that? It's a thankless thing!" Ren Wei vowed.

"Then I'll trust you once!" Zixia stopped asking, and ended up eating the noodle bucket slowly.

"Hmm! The taste is not bad, there are bitter and sweet, sour and spicy!"

"I just like your straightforward personality. Eat more if it tastes good. Don't be polite!" Ren Wei cheered on.

"What's your name? I don't know yet!" Zixia thought about Ren Wei's name while eating noodles.

"A good man is me. I am Ren Xiaowei. Others usually call me Brother Wei with respect. Of course, considering that we know each other so well, you can just call me Big Brother Ren!"

"Hehe!" A string of silver bell-like laughter sounded, "You are all mine, how could I call you big brother! So I will call you Serena!"

"Ugh, although this title doesn't reflect my arrogance positively, it is very considerate and gentle, and it has a special flavor when it is called from the mouth of a fairy. I think I will fall in love with this title!" .

"I don't know what the fairy is called?"

"My name is Zixia!"

"Zixia, this name is so nice, it reminds me of a very touching story, which makes me linger and forget to return!" Ren Wei said meaningfully.

"Story? What story? Tell it and listen!" Zixia became curious.

"The story of Zixia and Zhizunbao, this story is so touching, I can't even express it when I think about it, you'd better eat noodles quickly, I can wash the dishes when I'm done!"

"No, you have to speak, I order you!" Zixia pouted with her face sideways.

"Then I'll tell you, you forced me to cry later, don't blame me for not reminding you!" Ren Wei said boldly, met Zixia's bright eyes, and started his story.

"There used to be a person named Zhizunbao who fell in love with a person named Zixia, but they couldn't be together because of various wishes, so Zixia died, and Zhizunbao escaped into Buddhism!"

The story is very concise, quite concise, but Zixia was taken aback when she heard it, "Is this the end?"

"Yes, it's over!" Ren Wei nodded and answered seriously.

"Okay, you actually told me to death, I will punish you to face the wall and think about it, and you are not allowed to come out for an hour!" Zixia lost her temper, and she threw Ren Wei to the wall arbitrarily, and stuck there, motionless.

"Fuck, is this thinking about facing the wall or leaning against the wall! And can you change the position, why do I feel that my relationship with the wall is very ambiguous in this position!" Ren Wei yelled unconvinced, but what he got in exchange was It was Zixia who waved her hand, but he couldn't open his mouth.

Zixia ate the noodles and still played with explosions. She was so happy that there was nothing more fun in this world except bombs.

As time passed, Zixia's voice finally subsided, and Ren Wei also fell off the wall. He rubbed his left hand with his right hand, his right hand with his left leg, and his left leg rubbed against his right leg. It took a long time for Ren Wei to get rid of the numb feeling on his body. , looking in the direction of Zixia, but saw her lying on the stone table and fell asleep.

"Aha, great opportunity!" Ren Wei chuckled and walked over on tiptoe.

"Fairy?" He called softly, Ren Wei wanted to confirm that Zixia was indeed asleep, the effect was not bad, but there was no response.

"Beauty?"

"Woman?"

"Boss?"

Called several times, Zixia didn't respond, Ren Wei was relieved, ready to search, there are only two places to put things in this simple clothes, one is the cuff, the other is in the bosom, Ren Wei searched the two cuffs first, they were empty and found nothing , So, he took the next step, aimed at Zixia's chest, and stretched out his salty pig's hand.

"Wow, it's so big and soft!" Ren Wei couldn't help admiring, "Wait, I was searching for the Moonlight Treasure Box, this one doesn't seem to be it!"

"What are you doing?" Suddenly, a cold voice sounded, Ren Wei glanced at Zixia's face, but saw that the other party was already awake, but his face was still the same, the expression and the real Zixia were two people, Gao Leng , glamorous.Obviously, she is Qingxia, not Zixia.

But at this time, Ren Wei's hand was still in the opponent's arms, and the scene suddenly became awkward.

"Well, I think it is necessary to explain. Actually, I am a masseuse, invited by your sister Zixia, who specializes in breast massage. You may not know that if the breasts are not well maintained, it is likely to cause sagging and looseness. , mammary gland hyperplasia and even worsening into breast cancer, the consequences are quite serious. I have always cared about women's health, so this service is free and free of charge. Of course, don't thank me. It is my purpose to be helpful. The reason why I I said so much to let you not misunderstand me and think that my behavior is quite obscene. In fact, when it comes to medical research, there is no distinction between low and high. In our eyes, there are only patients and normal people. A man is also a patient when he is sick. , when a woman is sick, she still needs to see a doctor.”

"Shameless!" Ren Wei's flickering was not over yet, Qingxia sneered, and was about to strike, but Ren Wei was slipperier than a loach, and he dodged to the side.

Although he avoided the danger for the time being, Ren Wei didn't want to escape. If he turned around and exposed his back to the enemy, it would be even more dangerous.

"Listen to me, as masseuses, we also have integrity and professional ethics. Although we are often misunderstood by people, we can understand their feelings. But don't bully people too much, or I will die with you!" In the end, Ren Wei could only threaten with words. Facing Qingxia whose strength was beyond the charts, that was all he could do.

"Together!" Qingxia sneered, looked at Ren Wei with contempt, and approached step by step, her right hand formed into a claw, and she was about to slap Ren Wei's head. If she slapped down, Ren Wei's head would definitely move.

"Wait, you can't kill me, because I'm your brother-in-law!" In a hurry, Ren Wei began to lie again.

"Brother-in-law?" Qingxia paused when she heard this term.

"Yes, I'm your sister Zixia's boyfriend. We've made a private decision for life, so if you kill me, she will definitely not let you go!" Ren Wei said boldly with a little more confidence.

"Then I'm going to kill you even more, and then I'll kill that bitch!" Qingxia's face became even colder, and she wanted to slap Ren Wei on the head again.

"Women Xia, fairy, please forgive me. In fact, what I just said is a lie. Zixia and I are sworn enemies. We are not boyfriend and girlfriend at all. An enemy's enemy is a friend, so you must not do anything!" Ren With a snot and a tear, Wei's expression was really miserable, and the acting skills of Biao Lei made people believe it at first.

(End of this chapter)