infinite beyond system

Chapter 100 Tang Seng is Tang Bohu's Son

"That's right, two banshees in the district are not easy for my romantic and talented Tang Bohu. Let alone monsters, even gods, I can handle them in minutes!" .

"That's just right, let's go find the Moonlight Treasure Box, and then travel back to 500 years to soak up the gods!" Ren Wei ignored Tang Bohu's narcissism, and continued, urging in his tone.

"Wait, time travel is unnecessary. I eat well and live well here, and I have two beautiful wives. Why do I have to risk my life to time travel?" Tang Bohu refused.

"Brother Tang, have you been corrupted by sugar-coated cannonballs? Back then you said you wanted to go back to your own world, grow old with eight wives, and support the old mother. Have you forgotten all of this?" Ren Wei thought this was unbelievable. It is necessary for him to understand the importance of this time travel, "To tell you the truth, after this time travel, we can return to our own world, and you can also meet eight wives and mothers!"

"Don't, don't, ever since my little brother was crippled, I've become a cripple. If I go back, what's the difference between me and a eunuch? If my wife knows that our Tang family is extinct, she will definitely kill me!" Tang Bohu said. When, with a look of fear.

"Although this kind of thing is very helpless, it is a fact. You must learn to accept it. Are you not an eunuch here?" Ren Wei wondered, this eunuch still divides the world?

"Hey, Brother Ren, you don't know that, Jingjing and Thirty Niang will arouse their feelings, so the three of us communicate with our eyes instead of our bodies, so here, the eunuch and the eunuch Normal people are the same, they can have fun and pass on the incense! Didn’t you see Chunsanniang’s big belly, that’s the crystallization of our love!”

Ren Wei felt that his world view had been subverted, but he didn't expect that Tang Bohu would use this method to continue the incense. Could it be that in this world of immortals and demons, the function of the little brother can be ignored?
"Wait, we're not talking about the little brother, we're talking about time travel, Monkey King, you're playing Monkey King now, a lot of things are waiting for you to do! You can't just delay here, and, I lied to Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang for you that day, if they find out that you are a fake, they will definitely not let you go!" Ren Wei brought the topic of discussion back.

"I'm not Sun Wukong, I'm Tang Bohu, I explained it clearly to Jingjing and the others, and they forgave me, so the child in Chunsanniang's womb won't be named Sun, but Tang, and I've already figured out the name Let’s call him Tang Seng, and his name is Sanzang!”

"I'm going, stop making trouble, Tang Seng is your son?" Ren Wei felt that the joke was a bit too big. Although Tang Bohu and Tang Seng were both surnamed Tang, they couldn't be brought together like this.

"I didn't quarrel with you. There is my wife and son here, and it is impossible to leave, so you have to wear it by yourself!"

"Then, do me a favor, find the Moonlight Treasure Box, and I promise I won't interfere with your happy and happy family!" After thinking about it, Ren Wei knew that now Tang Bohu had eaten the weight and was determined to die here, so He was going to fool around, as long as he found the Moonlight Treasure Box, whether Tang Bohu was willing or not, he would just pull him back through time.

"Moonlight Treasure Box? What exactly is a Moonlight Treasure Box?" Hearing Ren Wei mention the name a few times, Tang Bohu also became curious.

"The moonlight box is... ahaha, the moonlight box is the treasure box placed under the moonlight. The two heroines are really superb in martial arts. I admire them. To be honest, I have long disliked these monsters because they It is really abhorrent that they want to attack Pansi Cave and capture Sun Wukong, the two heroines made a move today, it is really a joy!" Ren Wei was about to explain, but he saw Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang suddenly entered the cave , the sword in his hand was still bleeding, and he looked at Ren Wei with a rather unfriendly expression, so he immediately changed his words.

"En!" Bai Jingjing took a step forward, her eyes were cold, she looked at Ren Wei, her simple anger couldn't describe her current expression at all, she wanted to stab Ren Wei when she swung her sword horizontally.

"Wait, there are two heroines, and I was also forced. It was the Bull Demon King who asked me to lead the team by name. Otherwise, with my small body and small physique, how could I dare to play the idea of ​​Pansidong!" Ren Wei The expression is miserable and helpless.

"So?" Chun Sanniang asked coldly.

"So I'm an accessory at most. I'm sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years. I won't be shot, and I shouldn't be lingering. Moreover, I have a good attitude in explaining the matter. I can be sentenced to a maximum of two years in prison. What kind of secret room is there in this hole? You can lock me in, I promise to deeply reflect on my mistakes, and I will firmly support the leadership of the two heroines in the future!"

"You're full of glib words, kill it!" Chun Sanniang really loves killing people, and she can't stop killing, killing, and killing in three words.

"You two ladies, since Brother Ren is an acquaintance of mine, how about letting him go?" Tang Bohu interceded at this time, but his tone sounded like a kitten seeing a tiger.

"Our account has not been settled yet, and you still want to save him?" Chun Sanniang looked at Tang Bohu in the eyes that did not have the coquettishness of a married woman at all, more like a pair of familiar strangers.

"How dare you steal bananas!" Seeing the banana peel, Chun Sanniang became angry immediately, and then kicked Tang Bohu dozens of meters away, knocked down several stone pillars, and then vomited blood and fell unconscious .

"Damn it, is this the so-called happiness?" Ren Wei was completely confused by this scene, and couldn't find the direction of sobriety at all.

"Tell me, how do you want to die?" Seemingly satisfied with the angle of her legs just now, Chun Sanniang was interested in asking Ren Wei's opinion.

"There are many ways to die, such as killing, starving, strangling, suffering, sickness, and poisoning, but I prefer another one!" Ren Wei responded, but his head was thinking about escape methods .

"Oh?" Chun Sanniang glanced at Ren Wei with great interest, "What kind of death do you like, I will definitely satisfy you!"

"I like immortality!" Ren Wei yelled, took out a handful of quicklime in an instant and threw it over, then turned around immediately, picked up Lingbo and took a small step, and escaped.

"Boy, dare to trick us!" Chun Sanniang and Bai Jingjing instinctively waved their hands to block Ren Wei's attack, and after a while, seeing that Ren Wei was about to flee, they said angrily, "I want to see where you are going! "

Saying that, the two jumped up and chased after Ren Wei. The speed was more than double that of Ren Wei who used Lingbo Weibu.

(End of this chapter)