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Chapter 354 I'm Going to Burn the Temple, Guanyin Doesn't Know

The meaning of the great sage is obvious. Who leaked the secret of the beautiful cassock? Looking at the current situation, don't you have any doubts in your mind?
Facing the elegant eyes of the Great Sage and Sister Bailong, Tang Sanzan unconsciously put his hands on the buttons of the brocade cassock, thinking whether to take off the cassock first for his own reputation?

However, Tang Sanzan was a little bit reluctant when he thought of the attributes of this cassock, which is invulnerable to water and fire, and does not fall into reincarnation.

He swears by the integrity of his master, it's definitely not because he cowards.

As a monk who is determined to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west, and spreads the great cause of death all over the entire road of learning Buddhist scriptures, how could he be cowardly?

If you're really cowardly, will you be okay to die?
just
Considering my generation of holy monks, even if I don't think about the function of Jinlan cassock to ward off fire, I have to think about my own image.

After all, the Buddha still has to rely on gold clothing. As a monk, can't you rely on cassocks to gain some face for yourself?
Is there a problem?

No flaws!
Asking and answering himself gave the answer, Tang San buried his hand to take off his cassock with peace of mind.

"Ahem, Great Sage, Sister Bailong, don't pay attention to these details.

The most urgent thing now is, should we go to the Guanyin Temple, or should we go?

After going, should it be burned or burnt or burnt?

Wouldn't the Great Sage want to say not to burn it?
It's not a poor monk picking trouble, let me tell you, it's really not a poor monk picking trouble!

Think about it before Guanyin Bodhisattva gave the poor monk a tight hoop for you to wear.

That's it, can you bear it?The poor monk and a monk can't stand it anymore!

If he didn't burn one of his Buddhist monasteries to vent his anger, the poor monks would have trouble sleeping and eating. "

Great Sage: "."

Sister Bailong: "."

Why is Tang Sanzan of my family so immoral?

"burn!"

Even though he knew that Tang Sanzan was just making trouble, seeing the shining golden hoop on Tang Sanzan's bald head after taking off his hat, the Great Sage felt unhappy for a while.

Guanyin is an old pervert in women's clothing, and Lao Sun has no grudges with him in the past. In order not to steal the limelight from his women's clothing boss, Lao Sun didn't even wear a tiger leather skirt, and he was always thinking of plotting against Lao Sun.

It is true that the Monkey King who has lost his mana is made of mud!
"Yes, burn!

As expected of a great sage, what is needed is this kind of courage. "

Tang Sanzan gave the Great Sage a thumbs up, checked his brocade cassock, found that he could cover his whole body, and went to the mountain road with peace of mind.

"However, burning the Guanyin Temple is a small thing. According to you, monk, if the black bear monster in the back mountain can really fight against the old grandson before jumping out of the Five Elements Mountain, then even if it is not the Taiyi Golden Immortal, it must be A relatively top existence among the Golden Immortals.

I'm afraid that Lao Sun's cultivation level has not been restored now."

Saying that, the Great Sage stared closely at Tang Sanzan, and asked earnestly, "Monk, answer honestly, what state are you in?"

Tang Sanzan: "The poor monk wants to say that the poor monk himself doesn't know what state he is in. Do you believe it or not?"

Great Sage: "You guess, do I believe it or not?"

Tang Sanzan: "." mmp, the poor monk really doesn't know!

"Master, help, you may lose your cute and cute apprentice forever!"

Su Luo: "."

"Master, tell the truth, what state is this apprentice in now? Is he about to become a fairy?"

Su Luo: "."

"you guess?"

Tang Sanbu: "."

"Cough, don't worry, the Great Sage, the poor monk has a way to deal with that black bear spirit!"

Unable to get an answer from his master, Tang Sanzan showed an expression of holding a wisdom pearl, and answered the question of the Great Sage from the side.

Hearing this, the Great Sage looked at Tang Sanzan suspiciously, and nodded.

Although this monk likes to play to death, his IQ is always online, so he shouldn't make a fuss and kill himself.

Therefore, I think the monk has confidence in his own cultivation.

Thinking of this, the Great Sage became more confident in Tang San Zan.

In this way, one person and one horse set out on the road again, aiming at the Guanyin Temple halfway up the mountain.

There is a saying that Wangshan runs dead horses.

In fact, climbing from the foot of the mountain to the middle of the mountain, ordinary horses can be exhausted to death.

That is to say, along the way, the white horse was nourished by the aura of the Great Sage during his cultivation, and his physique was different from that of ordinary people. Horses could support the Great Sage to climb all the way up.

In this way, half an hour later, the group of people had already seen the gate of Guanyin Temple.

"When the sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me."

"The little bird said: Zaozao, why are you carrying a kerosene bag?"

"I want to burn down the temple, Guanyin doesn't know."

"When I lit the fire, I wrapped myself in a cassock, and after a while, the temple disappeared!"

Humming happily, Tang Sanzan and his party arrived in front of Guanyin Temple.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Walking to the gate of the temple, Tang Sanzan raised his hand and gently knocked on the gate of the courtyard.

"Who is it?"

Not long after, a voice sounded from inside the door, as if he hadn't woken up.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is a Liu monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. At the request of the king of the Tang Dynasty, he went to the Daleiyin Temple in the West Heaven."

"Monk?" Before Tang Sanzan finished speaking, he was interrupted by an unhappy voice inside.

"Amitabha, strictly speaking, the poor monk should be regarded as a monk."

Tang Sanzan still replied politely.

However.
"Monk? Get lost!"

Tang Sanzan: "." Mmp, so unfriendly, could it be that these people know that the poor monk came to burn his temple?

Impossible, only one of them, one monkey, one dragon and one horse know about this matter, it is impossible for someone to leak the secret!
Since he didn't know that the poor monk was not kind, why didn't the bald donkey let the poor monk in and spoke so rudely?
heh monk
"If you say that, the poor monk will not be happy.

What happened to the monk?
Has the monk eaten your rice?
The poor monk is a monk, so you are not a monk?

Buddhism in the world is one family, and wandering monks have the right to place orders in any Buddhist temple. Why do you bald donkey stop the poor monk from entering? "

Tang Sanzan questioned for a while, and there was another moment of silence inside the door.

After a moment of silence, Tang Sanzan heard a roar suddenly coming from the door.

"What the hell, do you monks still eat too little of my rice?
My Guanyin Temple used to have two days and thousands of hectares, hundreds of houses, and going in and out were either honorable or expensive, and those who came and went were immortal.

I just don't know which bastard spread the news, saying that our Guanyin Temple has rich assets and the old abbot is hospitable.

In the past 18 years, tens of thousands of monks have come to my Guanyin Temple to eat and drink for free. You have eaten up all your wealth, leaving only the main hall and this mountain gate.

The temple can't open the pot anymore, do you still have the face? "

Having said this, the person inside seemed to have not vented enough, and continued in a voice that was almost roaring.

"It's okay for the monks to come here for free to eat, drink and live for free. The most annoying thing is that there are shameless Taoist priests who come here for free to eat, drink and live for free.

The shameless euphemism is called red flower green leaf green lotus root. Buddhism and Taoism are originally one family, so there are three kinds of red flower green leaf green lotus root, which is not the same as Buddhism and Taoism. "

Tang Sanbu: "."

Great Sage: "."

Sister Bailong: "."

Listening to the roar inside, the two pairs of eyes of the Great Sage and Sister Bailong fell on Tang Sanzan again in unison.

Even when Baima looked at Tang Sanbu at this time, there was a hint of disdain in his eyes.

"Is this the Guanyin Temple you said that killed people, seized treasures and set fire to temples?
Listening to this meaning, why does it seem to be a little different from what you said! "

Along the way, they got along fairly well. In order to take care of Tang Sanzhu's face, the Great Sage asked in a tactful tone.

Tang Sanzan: "." You ask the poor monk, who should the poor monk ask?

In this situation, the poor monk's heart is the same as yours!
"Well, master. You always tell my disciples, how much of the Journey to the West that you show to my disciples is true?"

Su Luo: "It should be [-]%?"

Tang Sanzan: "I won't talk about the matter of the white dragon horse, but let the matter of the great sage be exposed first.

Can you explain to me how the painting style of Guanyin Temple is so contrary to your Journey to the West? "

"Ahem," Su Luo coughed softly, "Don't worry about these details, this Guanyin Temple is still that Guanyin Temple, and this host is still that host.

It's a matter of changing the soup but not the medicine. "

Tang Sanzan looked suspiciously, "Really?"

"Don't believe me? Try another way of saying it."

So-and-such, and so-and-such, Tang Sanzan memorized Su Luojiao's rhetoric, nodded, and walked to the gate of Guanyin Temple again.

"Amitabha, monk, don't worry, listen to the poor monk.

The poor monk is the special envoy sent by His Majesty Li Er. Li Shimin, the king of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, traveling on behalf of the king of Tang.

Going to the west for hundreds of thousands of miles, the king of Tang gave countless jewels and jade to the poor monk, and the gold and silver were piled up like a mountain.

The poor monk walked all the way to the temple, met the Buddha and worshiped the Buddha, and even had an inseparable relationship with Guanyin.

I came here today because I heard about the predicament of Guanyin Temple, and I came here to solve your troubles. "

After the words fell, I heard that the breathing of the people inside was a little short, "Really?"

"really."

"really?"

"really!"

"Squeak~"

The door is open.

Tang Sanbu: "."

Great Sage: "."

Sister Bailong: "."

Just got some smart white horses: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o???"

Sure enough, the Guanyin Temple is still the same Guanyin Temple!
"The holy monk was originally a special envoy sent by the king of the Tang Dynasty. Previously, the young monk was presumptuous, and he still looked at the holy monk Haihan.

The little monk led the way and took the holy monk to the main hall to meet the abbot.

I believe that the abbot will be very happy to receive the holy monk after hearing the identity and purpose of the holy monk. "

Sure enough, those who have money and those who have no money, those who come to spend money and those who come to beg for food are completely different treatments.

He followed the doorkeeper monk all the way to the main hall, and just as he reached the front of the main hall, the store door of the main hall suddenly opened.

A swift figure sprang out from inside, and went straight to Tang Sanzan. Just as the great sage was about to drop his Zen staff, that figure had already thrown himself on the ground, tightly hugging Tang Sanzan's thigh with both hands.

"Why did you come here, you son of a bitch!"

(End of this chapter)