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Chapter 491 The Smelly Weasel of the Wolf Clan orcs (3)

Chapter 491 The Smelly Weasel of the Wolf Clan orcs (3)

Lang Sihan was in a daze for a while before he came back to his senses, and then he saw the clansmen surrounding his cave entrance.

Lang Sihan: ...

He had a bad feeling.

A certain clansman walked in, took out a piece of meat with a complex expression and said, "Patriarch, I still have some meat, I'll give it to you, don't eat shit."

"I have that too!"

"I have that too!"

…………

Several tribesmen in the back echoed.

Lang Sihan: ...

Who the hell wants to eat shit!
"Get out!" Lang Sihan said in a deep voice, the aura belonging to the patriarch frightened everyone away.

Shu Xiaomeng covered her nose and looked at Lang Sihan innocently.

Hmm... This smell is definitely not from her, absolutely not!
As soon as Lang Sihan turned his head, he saw the young daughter-in-law with watery eyes and an innocent face. Naturally, he couldn't bear to scold her, so he had to endure it.

After this day, there has been a saying in the Langteng tribe for a long time: the patriarch is hungry and eats shit!
In order not to let the patriarch eat shit, they must hunt a lot!
For a while, everyone's enthusiasm was mobilized, and it was barely a good thing.

"You can't fart casually next time, you know?" Lang Sihan said very seriously.

Shu Xiaomeng blinked her eyes, looking like "I don't understand what you are talking about".

"Okay, don't play dumb." Lang Sihan flicked Shu Xiaomeng's head, feeling very helpless.

Shu Xiaomeng held two little paws and made a gesture of bowing.

"It's useless to please, you can't fart casually!" Lang Sihan was still very serious.

Shu Xiaomeng:  …

She really didn't fart!She just let out a bad smell according to her instinct!

It really stinks though...

Shu Xiaomeng quickly covered her nose again, thinking about her own health, should she go outside for a while?

"Don't even think about going out! Just stay in the cave!" Lang Sihan saw through Shu Xiaomeng's thoughts at a glance.

Shu Xiaomeng: Oh (indifferent face)
This man is really hateful, I like to smell the smell, so I have to take it with me!
From Shu Xiaomeng's point of view, Lang Sihan stayed in the cave instead of going out, isn't it just a sign that he likes to smell bad smells?
However, what Lang Sihan thought was that the little daughter-in-law's smell is really too strong, and the tribe must not let the people know the source of the stench, otherwise the little daughter-in-law will not be a beautiful and fragrant little fairy.

Hmm... For the sake of my little wife, he should bear it!

As a man, this smell is nothing!
Therefore, Lang Sihan and Shu Xiaomeng stayed in the cave until the smell dissipated.

When the stench dissipated and Lang Sihan brought Shu Xiaomeng out of the cave, the people who were sensitive to smells smelled Shu Xiaomeng's body, so a rumor quickly spread among the Langteng tribe.

It turns out that the patriarch not only eats shit alone, but also brings the new little female to eat shit together!
For a moment, the eyes of the clansmen looking at Shu Xiaomeng changed, it was full of sympathy and pity.

It is precisely because of this that in the days to come, Shu Xiaomeng has always been favored by the Langteng tribe.

After all, they all ate shit with their family head, how could they not treat this little female better!
But Shu Xiaomeng, who later learned the truth, just wanted to say "MMP" to Lang Sihan. It would be better to say she farted than eating shit!

After all, everyone can fart, but not everyone can eat shit!

As for Lang Sihan's reaction, um... don't worry about it.

 It's going to be a plane full of flavors hhhhhhhh
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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