super carrier
Chapter 38
Chapter 38
When the two were disarmed and brought in front of Nie Yun, they already had a humble and pleasing expression on their faces.
"You guys are very good, I thought you guys would give it a try." Nie Yun sat on the armchair in the captain's cabin, crossed his legs, and looked at the two of them with a half-smile on his chin.
The two of them cursed inwardly, whoever it was would be as cowardly as us when so many guns were pointed at them!
On the walls around the captain's room, there were dozens of AKs pointing at the two of them, and even a dozen rocket launchers protruded from the ceiling.
The two promised that from today onwards, we will all be trypophobia sufferers!
"Brother...Brother, you are joking, how dare we, this time we just accidentally broke into your territory, and did not mean to offend! Can you let us go for the sake of being human?" The boss said carefully.
"Oh, how can you be sure that I... am a human being?" Nie Yun lowered his head and curled up his lips. The two of them couldn't see his expression, but their scalps felt numb when they heard this.
This... This guy is really not human?Is it really an alien? !
"Alien...alien?!" The third child exclaimed!
"Hehe!" Nie Yun didn't answer directly, but just laughed, "Crack!" With a snap of his fingers, all the firearms in the room disappeared into the wall slowly.
"Gudong!" The two swallowed in unison as they watched this unimaginable scene.
Do people on Earth know this method?Your sister is definitely an alien!
"Tell me why you came to my island. Remember, you only have one chance. If you dare to lie, my back garden just needs a little fertilizer."
At this moment, the two of them were completely caught in the fear of contact of the third kind, so they dared not lie.
As for why people look exactly like people on Earth, with no horns on their heads and no tails on their backs, that's just a small problem, okay?
At the moment, the two of them described how they were killed, how they drifted here, and by the way, they also explained their origins in detail, even when they were a few years old and peeped at the widow next door to take a bath.
After Nie Yun finished listening, he rubbed his chin and looked at the two men, thinking about how to deal with them.
The two brothers looked at the pensive Nie Yun, nervously waiting for their own fate, and at the same time, they wondered if the other party really grabbed them for slicing, would they obey and be sliced, or resist a little and then be sliced?
This is a problem……
"Are you... willing to work for me?" Nie Yun asked suddenly.
What?Work for aliens?
These words stunned the two of them. How could the script be written like this?
"Uh...you...what did you say?" The boss asked incredulously as if he didn't hear clearly.
"Oh, I didn't want to! Forget it." After speaking, Nie Yun got up and wanted to leave.
"Wait, we are willing! Willing!" The two hurriedly said.
It's okay if you don't want to, haven't you seen the muzzles around the gun popping up again!
"Would you like to say it earlier! But our company is very formal, and recruitment requires an interview. Have you all brought your resume?"
"What? Company? Recruitment? Well, I didn't... I didn't bring my resume." Both of them were about to cry. What kind of resume do we need if we are confused!
"Didn't bring it? Human beings are really frizzy in doing things nowadays. Forget it, let's simplify the process. Are you an undergraduate?"
"Yes, I'm a graduate student!" The boss wondered if he had gone to the wrong set, should he change his costume?Do you want another tie?
"Hehe, you're still a top student, which school?" Nie Yun was a little surprised.
"Tsinghua!" The boss puffed up his chest immediately.
"Huh?" "Huh?" There were two surprised voices, one was Nie Yun and the other was the third child.
"Boss, you never said that you still have this experience!" The third child said in surprise.
"Ahem! It's all old stuff. When I graduated, I was not afraid of tigers. I started a project and started my own business, but I owed a lot of debt. Later, I got worse and worse. I have the nerve to say that I came out of Tsinghua University. Yes!"
"Oh!" The two nodded in understanding.
"So I'm still a top student! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't want 985 here, I only recruit 211!"
"Uh..." The boss was a little confused, what's the matter with the recruitment conditions?
I don't know if it's an illusion, but the boss always feels that this "alien" seems to have a bad tone.
"So I only have a temporary job here, are you interested?" Nie Yun looked at him with a flat expression.
Xueba or something, I hate it the most!
"Yes, yes!" The boss nodded quickly. If you don't have to work as a temporary worker, you must be a flower manure. Idiots are not interested!
"What about you?" Nie Yun looked at the third child.
"Me? I just went to middle school for two years. My brain didn't work well when I was young. I dropped out of school before I finished reading. Others said I only have a few stupid strengths, ha ha!" The third child said a little embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his head.
"Hey, you can't underestimate yourself. So who, who graduated from elementary school, and finally achieved a big career? I think you are very good, I like you! From now on, you are a regular employee! "
Who and who?Who?
When the boss heard this, he spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart, whether the difference in treatment should be so obvious.
He even regrets his bowels now, why did he go to Tsinghua University, he knew that he should go to a technical secondary school!
This is typical choice is more important than hard work!
"Ahem! What you said is really good! I can't agree more! What is education? Ah!
To tell you the truth!In fact, my diploma was also bought by my family relationship!I have been a repeater in my class since I was a child. I didn’t even get a little red flower in elementary school. I only passed the English level [-] test eight times. I’m ashamed!ashamed! "The boss said in a hurry.
"Oh, so that's the case! It's okay, these are all minor problems, the most important thing to be a human being is to have talent! I think you have great potential!
In this way, I just thought about it. Regarding this 985, I can’t be too discriminatory. I will make an exception and recruit you as a regular job. The one with a salary! "
Nie Yun's face was amiable, and he stopped being sarcastic and sarcastic, and looked affectionate as if he was looking at his own people.
"Yes, you are so right! Thank you! Thank you so much!" The boss burst into tears of gratitude.
This time it's finally politically correct!
Sure enough, no matter where you go, standing in line is the most important thing!
Excited, the boss's face flushed for a while, and then he rolled his eyes... fainted!
"This... is he so excited?" Nie Yun was stunned for a while, and then very moved.
"No, I think he just fainted from hunger." The third child said naively.
"Uh……"
(End of this chapter)
When the two were disarmed and brought in front of Nie Yun, they already had a humble and pleasing expression on their faces.
"You guys are very good, I thought you guys would give it a try." Nie Yun sat on the armchair in the captain's cabin, crossed his legs, and looked at the two of them with a half-smile on his chin.
The two of them cursed inwardly, whoever it was would be as cowardly as us when so many guns were pointed at them!
On the walls around the captain's room, there were dozens of AKs pointing at the two of them, and even a dozen rocket launchers protruded from the ceiling.
The two promised that from today onwards, we will all be trypophobia sufferers!
"Brother...Brother, you are joking, how dare we, this time we just accidentally broke into your territory, and did not mean to offend! Can you let us go for the sake of being human?" The boss said carefully.
"Oh, how can you be sure that I... am a human being?" Nie Yun lowered his head and curled up his lips. The two of them couldn't see his expression, but their scalps felt numb when they heard this.
This... This guy is really not human?Is it really an alien? !
"Alien...alien?!" The third child exclaimed!
"Hehe!" Nie Yun didn't answer directly, but just laughed, "Crack!" With a snap of his fingers, all the firearms in the room disappeared into the wall slowly.
"Gudong!" The two swallowed in unison as they watched this unimaginable scene.
Do people on Earth know this method?Your sister is definitely an alien!
"Tell me why you came to my island. Remember, you only have one chance. If you dare to lie, my back garden just needs a little fertilizer."
At this moment, the two of them were completely caught in the fear of contact of the third kind, so they dared not lie.
As for why people look exactly like people on Earth, with no horns on their heads and no tails on their backs, that's just a small problem, okay?
At the moment, the two of them described how they were killed, how they drifted here, and by the way, they also explained their origins in detail, even when they were a few years old and peeped at the widow next door to take a bath.
After Nie Yun finished listening, he rubbed his chin and looked at the two men, thinking about how to deal with them.
The two brothers looked at the pensive Nie Yun, nervously waiting for their own fate, and at the same time, they wondered if the other party really grabbed them for slicing, would they obey and be sliced, or resist a little and then be sliced?
This is a problem……
"Are you... willing to work for me?" Nie Yun asked suddenly.
What?Work for aliens?
These words stunned the two of them. How could the script be written like this?
"Uh...you...what did you say?" The boss asked incredulously as if he didn't hear clearly.
"Oh, I didn't want to! Forget it." After speaking, Nie Yun got up and wanted to leave.
"Wait, we are willing! Willing!" The two hurriedly said.
It's okay if you don't want to, haven't you seen the muzzles around the gun popping up again!
"Would you like to say it earlier! But our company is very formal, and recruitment requires an interview. Have you all brought your resume?"
"What? Company? Recruitment? Well, I didn't... I didn't bring my resume." Both of them were about to cry. What kind of resume do we need if we are confused!
"Didn't bring it? Human beings are really frizzy in doing things nowadays. Forget it, let's simplify the process. Are you an undergraduate?"
"Yes, I'm a graduate student!" The boss wondered if he had gone to the wrong set, should he change his costume?Do you want another tie?
"Hehe, you're still a top student, which school?" Nie Yun was a little surprised.
"Tsinghua!" The boss puffed up his chest immediately.
"Huh?" "Huh?" There were two surprised voices, one was Nie Yun and the other was the third child.
"Boss, you never said that you still have this experience!" The third child said in surprise.
"Ahem! It's all old stuff. When I graduated, I was not afraid of tigers. I started a project and started my own business, but I owed a lot of debt. Later, I got worse and worse. I have the nerve to say that I came out of Tsinghua University. Yes!"
"Oh!" The two nodded in understanding.
"So I'm still a top student! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't want 985 here, I only recruit 211!"
"Uh..." The boss was a little confused, what's the matter with the recruitment conditions?
I don't know if it's an illusion, but the boss always feels that this "alien" seems to have a bad tone.
"So I only have a temporary job here, are you interested?" Nie Yun looked at him with a flat expression.
Xueba or something, I hate it the most!
"Yes, yes!" The boss nodded quickly. If you don't have to work as a temporary worker, you must be a flower manure. Idiots are not interested!
"What about you?" Nie Yun looked at the third child.
"Me? I just went to middle school for two years. My brain didn't work well when I was young. I dropped out of school before I finished reading. Others said I only have a few stupid strengths, ha ha!" The third child said a little embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his head.
"Hey, you can't underestimate yourself. So who, who graduated from elementary school, and finally achieved a big career? I think you are very good, I like you! From now on, you are a regular employee! "
Who and who?Who?
When the boss heard this, he spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart, whether the difference in treatment should be so obvious.
He even regrets his bowels now, why did he go to Tsinghua University, he knew that he should go to a technical secondary school!
This is typical choice is more important than hard work!
"Ahem! What you said is really good! I can't agree more! What is education? Ah!
To tell you the truth!In fact, my diploma was also bought by my family relationship!I have been a repeater in my class since I was a child. I didn’t even get a little red flower in elementary school. I only passed the English level [-] test eight times. I’m ashamed!ashamed! "The boss said in a hurry.
"Oh, so that's the case! It's okay, these are all minor problems, the most important thing to be a human being is to have talent! I think you have great potential!
In this way, I just thought about it. Regarding this 985, I can’t be too discriminatory. I will make an exception and recruit you as a regular job. The one with a salary! "
Nie Yun's face was amiable, and he stopped being sarcastic and sarcastic, and looked affectionate as if he was looking at his own people.
"Yes, you are so right! Thank you! Thank you so much!" The boss burst into tears of gratitude.
This time it's finally politically correct!
Sure enough, no matter where you go, standing in line is the most important thing!
Excited, the boss's face flushed for a while, and then he rolled his eyes... fainted!
"This... is he so excited?" Nie Yun was stunned for a while, and then very moved.
"No, I think he just fainted from hunger." The third child said naively.
"Uh……"
(End of this chapter)
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