The strongest biochemical

Chapter 50

When Zhang Yifei was brought to the massage room of the leisure club, an unexpected scene appeared for Ling Xiu.

Tang Xiaomo and Zhang Yifei immediately confronted each other like two roosters about to start a fight, and they walked in circles like masters.The two looked serious, and sometimes opened their eyes wide, and sometimes squinted to look at each other carefully, and it seemed that they really had a tendency to fight.

Just when Ling Xiu was about to introduce, the two spoke at the same time.

"cousin!"

"cousin!"

Immediately afterwards, the two embraced happily.

what……

The second monk Ling Xiuzhang couldn't figure it out, what was going on?

Seeing the two hugging each other, I suddenly felt uncomfortable, so I coughed a few times and asked, "Are you cousins?"

Tang Xiaomo immediately let go of Zhang Yifei, walked to Ling Xiu's side, took Ling Xiu's arm and said happily: "Yes, yes, Ling Gaoleng, don't be jealous, I didn't expect to see Cousin Yifei , That's why I lost control of my emotions just now."

Jealous? !
Ling Xiu almost spat out a mouthful of blood, thinking: I have nothing to do with you, Tang Xiaomo, what kind of jealousy am I?
Quickly pushed Tang Xiaomo away, reprimanded: "Tang Xiaomo, what nonsense are you talking about." Turning to Zhang Yifei, he explained, "Yifei, things are not what you think."

Zhang Yifei came over and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a meaningful smile: "I understand, I understand. Don't worry, it is absolutely impossible for me and Xiaomo's cousin. Her mother is my father's younger sister. Auntie!"

"..."

Ling Xiu was speechless for a moment.

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After some conversations, I realized why Zhang Yifei appeared here.

He was working hard in his parents' company, and by virtue of his identity as the president's son, he tricked one beautiful woman into bed after another, and lived a carefree and happy life, but he never thought that the end of the world would come suddenly .

The company collapsed, and his parents turned into zombies after being bitten by a zombie, and he ended it himself in the end.Recalling the past, Zhang Yifei burst into tears, his face full of grief.

"After killing my parents who turned me into a zombie, I swore that I, Zhang Yifei, would kill [-] zombies in my lifetime to pay homage to their spirits in heaven. So I set off from Shenhai City and killed all the way to this small town. , I will kill one if I see one, and I will kill one pair if I see two, I will send these damn zombies to hell!"

Zhang Yifei stood up suddenly, his face was ferocious, his whole body was full of murderous aura, and his clenched fist was even more bruised.

Tang Xiaomo tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Cousin, you look so scary now!"

Reminded by Tang Xiaomo, Zhang Yifei's painting style changed suddenly, Hanhan smiled and sat on the floor again, apologizing to Tang Xiaomo: "Sorry cousin, I scared you."

Ling Xiu was not surprised, everyone hated and hated this damned end times, Zhang Yifei just pinpointed the object of hatred to zombies.

Then he asked, "Yifei, you threw all the zombies in the pit that day?"

"Old Ling, you think highly of me too, there are hundreds of zombies, how can I throw them away by myself."

"You mean, you still have companions?" Ling Xiu asked suspiciously.

Zhang Yifei stretched out a finger and shook it: "NO, NO, NO, although I didn't throw it, it is indeed my masterpiece."

"Your masterpiece? Cousin, tell us quickly, how did you do it?" Tang Xiaomo blinked, full of curiosity.

Zhang Yifei put on the appearance of an expert outside the world, shaved his beard that didn't exist at all, and said: "It's very simple, I pushed a car equipped with an alarm system, and the car issued a piercing alarm at the bottom. As a result, all the zombies in the town were attracted to them,
One after another jumped in, it was 40 meters deep, and it was impossible to jump up again.The scene at that time was quite spectacular, and it was refreshing to watch, even more refreshing than watching the island country love~love series! "

"Cousin, there are girls here, be careful when you speak!"

Tang Xiaomo rolled his eyes, expressing his dissatisfaction and contempt to Zhang Yifei.

Zhang Yifei touched the back of his head and said with a naive smile, "I'm sorry cousin, what my cousin just said was too involved."

"Hmph, it's not serious at all!" Tang Xiaomo crossed his hands in front of his chest and pouted.

Hearing this sentence from Tang Xiaomo's mouth, Ling Xiu couldn't stop laughing, and thought: 'Irreverent' seems to be a more appropriate description of you, Tang Xiaomo.

However, I really didn't expect that hundreds of thousands of zombies in the tiankeng would be formed in this way.

"By the way, Yifei, how many zombies have you killed so far?" Ling Xiu looked at Zhang Yifei and asked.

Zhang Yifei picked his nostrils with his fingers, and then flicked it off with a "ton". Both Ling Xiu and Tang Xiaomo subconsciously sat a little further away.

"Including the car just now, there is no more than one less, exactly two thousand. I counted the ones I killed with my own hands, not counting those who committed suicide by jumping into the pit, and they couldn't be counted."

Two thousand? !

Hearing this number, Ling Xiu really took a deep breath. Although he killed many zombies along the way, the total number would never exceed two hundred. That is to say, the number of zombies Zhang Yifei killed It is more than ten times his.

Seeing Ling Xiu and Tang Xiaomo's surprised expressions, Zhang Yifei felt a sense of superiority in his heart, and then patted Ling Xiu on the shoulder: "Lao Ling, cousin, don't worry, I will protect you from now on."

"You're covering us?" Ling Xiu frowned.

Zhang Yifei patted his chest and vowed: "Of course, didn't I tell you before that I am a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple?"

He seemed to feel that this rhetoric could not show his ability, so he thought for a while and said: "Lao Ling, let me tell you this, even if there are ten of you, you will not be my opponent. You are my brother, she is my brother." Cousin, in this damned last days, I am not covering you who is covering you."

Hearing this, Tang Xiaomo couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing immediately.

"What's wrong, cousin, don't you believe it?"

Zhang Yifei stood up, patted his strong chest muscles hard and said.

"I believe it, of course I believe it, haha..." Tang Xiaomo still couldn't stop laughing.

She put her head close to Ling Xiu's ear, originally wanted to whisper to Ling Xiu to show her cousin Zhang Yifei, but unexpectedly, she lost her balance and kissed Ling Xiu's face directly with her small mouth.

At this moment, the air seemed to freeze, and Tang Xiaomo's cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. When she saw Ling Xiu's murderous eyes glance over, she immediately left as if shocked, and hurriedly explained: "Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding , I'm not...I'm not going to..."

At this time, Zhang Yifei came to smooth things over, waved his hand and said carelessly: "Cousin, it depends on when you and Lao Lingxiu are in love, cousin is still here, I just picked up a rice cracker for no reason , how bad it is!"

I patted my belly and stretched my waist, "Okay, I'm sleepy, I'll go to sleep in the opposite room, you two will fight if you want, living is stressful now, it's normal for a man to have sex with a woman, but it must be done Good safety measures!"

"Rotten cousin, I hate you big-headed ghost!"

Tang Xiaomo's cheeks flushed with embarrassment, even the roots of her ears were red.She threw the pillow at Zhang Yifei fiercely, but Zhang Yifei quickly flashed outside and closed the door, and the pillow hit the back of the door.

(End of this chapter)