The strongest biochemical

Chapter 30 Tell a joke
After an unknown amount of time, Ling Xiu opened his eyes and woke up. The car was still driving smoothly on the straight national road.He looked down at his left shoulder and reached out to touch it. There was no pain anymore. He could clearly feel that the arrow wound on his left shoulder had completely healed.

No surprises, no surprises, no excitement of any kind!

Ling Xiu was calm and calm, as if it was a natural thing for the wound to heal so quickly.

Reaching out to remove the bandage wrapped around his body, a soft snoring sound came from his ear.Turning his head to look, he found that Tang Xiaomo, who was sitting in the driving seat, had fallen asleep leaning on the seat, with his arms hanging down naturally, and the steering wheel of the car was in a state of no one's control.

Ling Xiu opened his eyes wide and gasped suddenly. After being stunned for 0.01 second, his mind seemed to have thousands of muddy horses running wildly. He pushed Tang Xiaomo hard and shouted loudly: "Tang Xiaomo, are you here?" What are you doing? Wake up, wake up!"

"what's wrong……"

Tang Xiaomo woke up with his dazed eyes open, stretched subconsciously, but stepped on the gas pedal with his right foot all at once.

Immediately, the van roared like chicken blood, and the original speed of more than 20 miles suddenly increased to [-], [-], [-] miles, like a wild beast roaring and running, until the speed reached [-] miles .

Ling Xiu turned pale with shock, and shouted anxiously: "Brake! Step on the brake!"

Tang Xiaomo woke up a bit, and when she saw Ling Xiu, she smiled and said hello: "Ling Gaoleng, good morning." She mistakenly thought it was the moment when she just woke up in the morning.

Hearing this, Ling Xiu was so angry that white smoke came out of his head, and he yelled, regardless of his appearance: "Good morning, sister, you fucking step on the brakes!"

"Brakes? What brakes?"

Tang Xiaomo's face was full of doubts, and he didn't even realize that he was driving.

Ling Xiu was so anxious that he was about to vomit blood, and was about to say something before yelling at Tang Xiaomo, but out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly found a car parked 30 meters ahead, and their van was aiming at the car's ass with incomparable precision and collided with it. past.

"I @#￥%..."

His face changed suddenly, Ling Xiu hurried to pull the seat belt on the upper right corner, but he missed it, turned his head and found that there was no seat belt on the damn co-pilot seat.Ling Xiu even wanted to die, so he shouldn't let Tang Xiaomo, a troubled girl, drive.

When she saw the car in front of her, Tang Xiaomo woke up suddenly, and finally realized that she was driving. She screamed and immediately stepped on the brakes. The van still mercilessly hit the rear of the car.

"bang"

With a loud noise, Ling Xiu, who was not wearing a seat belt, broke through the front window glass and flew out under the action of inertia.

Tang Xiaomo was fine, and the van was equipped with an airbag. The airbag system was triggered the moment it hit the car, and with the seat belt on, she felt a wave of raging sea Except for the shock wave, the body did not suffer any damage.

Turning his head, he saw that the passenger seat was empty, but the window glass in front of him was broken with a big hole, and broken glass shards were everywhere. Then he looked further away, and saw Ling Xiu lying flat on the back of the car. on the roof.

Tang Xiaomo's body trembled violently, she hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car, ran to the car and said worriedly: "Ling Gaoleng, how are you? You...you must be fine!" His eyes were red with anxiety lap.

Ling Xiu, who was lying flat on the roof of the car, clenched his fists tightly, breathing rapidly, on the verge of going berserk.He climbed off the roof and looked at Tang Xiaomo coldly.

Tang Xiaomo felt as if she was being stared at by a ferocious beast, her body trembling involuntarily, she quickly apologized: "Don't be angry, okay, I didn't mean it, I don't know what happened... just fell asleep, if you really Perplexed, I... Ling Gao Leng be careful!"

Just as she was talking, she suddenly found that a zombie in the car came out from the half-open door and attacked Ling Xiu from behind, causing her to scream.

Ling Xiu didn't even look back, holding the machete in his right hand, he stabbed back from the shoulder, and pierced it precisely between the eyebrows of the zombie, ending the zombie's life.

"puff"

With no expression on his face, he pulled out the machete, the black blood of the zombie poured out, and the stench was pungent, and the zombie fell limply to the ground.

"Gudong"

Tang Xiaomo swallowed with difficulty, such sharp and ruthless tactics, such indifferent and cold eyes, everything showed that Ling Xiu was angry, and it was an unprecedented fire, which made her dare not speak loudly. He only lowered his head, his chin had already reached his chest.

"Ling Gao Leng, don't be angry, please, please!" The voice was thin and weak.

How could Ling Xiu not be angry? If Tang Xiaomo wasn't a girl, he would just slap her with his mouth right now.However, in the end, he endured it and checked the van with a cold snort.

It was found that the front of the van was shriveled, and white smoke was still coming out of the front of the van. I tried to start the ignition several times, but there was no response.I tried the car in front again, but the car also failed to start.

Taking a deep breath, he took out the medicine box and the lady's backpack from the car and threw them on Tang Xiaomo's body. Then he picked up his own backpack and the crossbow, with an indifferent expression, and set out on the road without saying a word.

Tang Xiaomo knew he had made a big mistake, so he didn't dare to speak or protest, so he obediently followed.

……

It was another night, and he found a leeward place to set up a bonfire, and ate a few pieces of barbecue to satisfy his hunger. Ling Xiu lay down on the ground with his hands under his head and prepared to rest.

Tang Xiaomo was sitting by the campfire, holding his chin and looking at him eagerly.The light of the fire shone on her body, her delicate little nose, bright and clear almond eyes, and her mumbling mouth were all clearly visible to the eye, making her look cute and cute.

"I didn't say a word all the way, Ling Gao Leng is obviously still angry with me, how can I make him forgive me?"

He muttered in his heart, and the two black eyeballs swirled strangely in the eye sockets.

Got it!

Suddenly I had an idea, and I was very happy.

She stood up, coughed lightly, and said, "Ling Gaoleng, let me tell you a joke, okay?"

Seeing that Ling Xiu didn't respond, and was still lying on the ground with his eyes closed, as if he was asleep, Tang Xiaomo didn't care, put his hands on his back, and started telling jokes she had heard.

"One day, Xiao Ming went to school, and his classmates said that his face looked like a butt. Xiao Ming ran out sadly and came to a well. He stuck his head into the well to see if he really looked like a butt. , there happened to be a well digger working in the well, guess what the well digger said when he saw Xiao Ming sticking his head in?"

Tang Xiaomo paused for a moment, deliberately putting off a trick.

After a while.

"He said..." Then he deliberately made his voice rough, Tang Xiaomo imitated the appearance of a man, put his left hand on his waist, and pointed his right finger at the rough place above, "Boy, if you dare to shit in it, you will die, hahaha... ..." After finishing speaking, he had already burst out laughing, making a silver bell-like laugh.

(End of this chapter)