Apocalypse Cemetery

Chapter 27 Letters from Ancient Times (Part [-])

Dear Yang Succession:

Hello, I am Merlin, Archmage of Sigmar!If you ask me why I know Chinese, I can only tell you that I am self-taught.Yes, I can see the future, so I can learn about the future through the vision of the future.Of course, I can still see your dumbfounded face as you read this letter!
All right!What am I going to say?It's easy to forget things when you're older!
By the way, the feeling of chatting with people from the future is really cool, haha, I must be the first person in the world to accomplish this great feat.Also, I swear, the first person to discover that the earth is round was not Magellan, but me!You need to tell your journalists about this.

I will give Hawkes to you as a meeting gift!This is the Grand Knight Commander of our Sigma Winter Legion, and the number one beauty in Sigma, ten thousand times more beautiful than your network anchors, and the effect of warming the bed is absolutely outstanding.

Cough cough, of course, I am asking you for such a big gift.

Long story short, you know about our Sigma thing, Heather that idiot.We really can't afford to be hurt~~~~Can't afford to be hurt~~~~
I was a child when Heather was crowned, and I couldn't see so far into the future. I knew this guy was a 1-year-old boy, and the old man shot him over the wall at that time.That's right, the two gods Campas and Heather were created by me using technology that is [-] years farther than yours, so don't go to fight Heather, your contemporary humans can't beat him.

If you don't help me get rid of him, I'll tell you about the fact that you peeked at the widow next door taking a bath when you were a child!I want to tell Hua Xiaofan, I tell Hua Xiaoshan, are you afraid?Once I say it, Hua Xiaofan will think you are a pervert who peeps at the widow's bath!

Eh?Why is it so far away, what do I want to say?By the way, I want Hatano~Yui's photobook, if you can mail it to me.

Wish you
Happy new year, all the best!And Hawkes gave birth to a son early!

Archmage Merlin

June 4007 in the solar calendar

Yang Yanti closed the letter with a gloomy expression as if he had been constipated for a whole year. He closed the letter and said to Hawkes: "Ms. Hawkes, have you read this letter before?"

Hawks said angrily: "I am a woman of the Sigma royal family, how could I do such an immoral thing as privately opening other people's letters?"

You have been tricked!You stick, your respected Archmage Merlin has given you to someone to warm your bed, bastard~~~.What kind of respected court mage is this? You have all been deceived by this old pervert who is full of Internet language~~~ He is a diehard Nissan fanatic~~~~ He is also a voyeur~~~~
Yang Yanti silently covered his face, then silently took out the lighter and burned the letter.

Hawks said: "You don't look very well, did you say something terrible in the letter?"

Yang Yanti said: "Yes! It's very scary!"

Hawkes sighed and comforted: "This is a war that will sweep everything, you have to be mentally prepared."

Yang Yanti looked at the solemn expression of the Great Knight Commander of the Winter Legion and the Queen of Sigma, and hesitated to speak.Forget it, anyway, this old pervert has been dead for countless years, let it pass!

(End of this chapter)