Pokemon the wrong way

"Storm Salamander, use Dragon's Wave after putting down Arbor! Arbor uses Poison Needle!"

After realizing that she was being tricked (although the other party didn't have this idea at all...), Xiaoyou turned her resentment into strength, and launched another attack on Beifeng, a perverted man in tights and a mask.After the salamander lowered its altitude, it spit out green energy bombs again, and the Arbo monster spit out a large piece of poisonous needles to attack AOE again when it landed.

"Giant vines, use energy balls! Eggy, use seed machine guns! Three-in-one magnet monsters, use electromagnetic waves!"

Similarly, Sad Fengnan once again blocked this wave of attacks with the method of "ball to ball, AOE to AOE". An electromagnetic wave with a paralyzing effect is released from the sky to prevent the Iron Masked Ninja from sneaking again.

"Hmph, the evil Team Rocket, are you going to kill me after I exposed your evil nature..." The perverted man who was about to say a few words raised his head, but was taken aback, "Huh!?"

I don't know when, the ghost-type elf with very individual eyes has disappeared, replaced by a big black dog with long horns on its head and a skeleton, and a spherical structure with two miserable faces all over its body. Body——After a wave of attacks attracted the attention of the enemy, the attraction quietly replaced the elves on the field...

Anyway, there is no express rule that when you exclude elves, you must call out their names loudly.

"Double bomb gas, use poisonous gas!" Double bomb gas's two big mouths and large and small holes all over the body spew out thick purple smoke, instantly filling half of the battlefield where the sad wind man is.

"Cough cough! Cough cough!" This is a cosplay-loving gym trainer who was sadly drawn into the range of smoke, but couldn't cover his mouth and nose because he was tied up——a certain puppet I swear this is definitely not because the other party won a gymnastics battle and took the opportunity to retaliate...

"Damn it!" Due to the structure of the mask, the sad wind man was not affected by the poisonous gas - the thing that was originally thought to be an S-M gag seems to have the effect of a gas mask (*1) - he greeted loudly with his elves. "Retreat! Get out of the range of the gas!"

Sad Wind Man himself is a big, muscular man, he ran out of the range of the poisonous gas with a few strides, and his elf, the giant vine, was huge and had short legs, as for Eggy, he didn't have any Legs... So the first to rush out of the smoke range was the three-in-one magnet monster that also had no legs but was floating at low altitude...

"(Abbe, attack Magneton Trinity! Then use Fire Fang on it!)"

boom!

Less than a second after the three-in-one magnet monster floated out of the gas range, a big hole suddenly opened in the ground directly below it, and a black, long and thick figure suddenly jumped up!

"Quickly avoid it!" The sad wind man, who has attacked many trainers in pursuit of true love and has quite a lot of combat experience, recognized at a glance that this is a digging attack that is extremely effective against electric-type elves!And the three-in-one magnet monster also has steel attributes in addition to electric attributes, which is even worse than ordinary electric-type elves!

boom!

Although the three-in-one magnet monster is floating in the air, it is only floating at an ultra-low altitude not more than one meter above the ground.Even though he heard Sad Wind Man's shout, he was still a step too late. The Magneto 1800-in-[-] only had time to sway to the side, and was hit by the Abo Monster who rushed out of the ground and turned [-] degrees in the air.

Immediately afterwards, the Arbo monster opened its mouth wide, and its sharp fangs, which were already glowing red due to bursts of flames, bit the metal body of the three-in-one magnet monster fiercely...

"Three Sauces!!" Witnessing his little elf being instantly killed in front of his eyes, the bodysuit changed into a heartbroken cry.

On Xiaoyou's side, the alliance's attack has just begun: "(Abo monster hides in the cave! Helujia uses jet flames! After storming the salamander, use dragon star group!)"

The black bone-armored vicious dog opened its mouth without hesitation and sprayed out a flame in the direction of the remaining giant vines and Eggy. Although the hit rate of this blow was about the same as that of winning a lottery due to the thick smoke, The thick smoke released by the double-bomb gas is neither a smoke screen nor a poisonous mist nor a black mist nor a purification mist... but poison-va-s.

Xiaoyou turned around with a calm face, covering her ears with her hands—the cross-dressing pseudonym didn't even look at the explosion in front of her!

Hmm... I seem to have forgotten something?

"BOOM—!!"

"Woo!!!" Amidst the violent explosion, there was a faint cry of a girl's sorrow.

"Uh." Xiaoyou remembered.It seems that Miss Xiao Zhuang is also in the range of gas...

A few seconds later, before the smoke from the explosion completely dissipated, the storm salamander, whose sight had recovered a little, couldn't wait to shoot a positron city-breaking cannon at the crumbling figure of the giant vine.In the sound of another explosion, several egg-shaped objects flew high and fell heavily, and the large blue tentacle monster also fell to the ground with a loud crash.

"Small Juan!! Little Six!!" A certain pervert continued to wail.

A drop of cold sweat dripped from the corner of Xiaoyou's forehead——As a muscular man with five big and three thick skins and a fat man wearing tights and a mask, do you dare to be more sensual when you name the elf?

However, the cold sweat could not stop the puppet girl. After wiping off the cold sweat without showing any traces with a raised hand, Xiaoyou once again launched a direct personal attack on the sad man: "Abo monster, use the big snake to stare! Iron ninja, use the split ! (This time with all my strength!)”

Of course, with the quickness of mental power communication, Xiaoyou can also do some redundant things by the way, such as letting the storm salamander land and then changing the poke ball or something: "Come back, double bomb gas... attack, Xanadu... go Look under the tree over there to see how the young lady's injury is, and try to see if it can heal the wave or something... Yes, it's the black one on the ground that is still smoking... It shouldn't be wrong to scream so loudly just now. die……"

The lich star who looked like a strange girl but was actually a male moved towards the smoking gym trainer in a way that seemed to be floating.But Arbor and Iron Ninja, who were in charge of making up the knife for the second time, ran into trouble again:

"Sorry Xiaohong! Use self-destruct!"

"Nani?" Xiaoyou turned his head and looked over, only in time to see a spherical object with a red top and a white bottom - it seems to have a pair of menacing eyes - it is glowing white...

"BOOM—!!"

*1: The mask of the sad wind, the specific image can roughly refer to the fire-breathing boy Borus in "Zhan Chi". .Change the color to blue and leave the eyes uncrossed. .Speaking of a certain tea, I really like the role of Porus. I respect my boss, care about my colleagues, be kind and helpful, and have a happy family!Also good at cooking!It's a pity that such an ordinary good guy was stabbed to death by the lollipop cross-dresser of the protagonist team because of too much hatred in the early stage of his career. .I said good man uncle, you actually know it!No matter how you think about it, it's not normal for a little loli to appear out of nowhere in the wilderness with no village or shop behind. .Sure enough, ginseng prostitutes must die. .

Those who don’t watch Zhanchi’s animation can save their mother “Porus” by themselves. .But just look at Du Niang's picture to see what the mask looks like, and definitely don't look carefully at Du Niang Encyclopedia. .Meow’s tea was cheap and I was almost “cured” again. .