Pokemon the wrong way

"The bag dragon loses its combat power! The Thorn Dragon King wins! Therefore, the winner is Miss Xiao Zhuang from the Yanmo Gym!"

"As you can see, although you have worked hard, I still can't give you the badge."

"...How can it be repaired! Don't get too carried away as a mere cosplayer! This time it's just our carelessness! We will come again tomorrow!"

"Uh, what about C and Cos?"

"This is probably the dialect of the Kanto region, miss..."

……

The final result of challenging the Yanmo Gym was that Xiaoyou lost 1:3 to Xiao Zhuang, a gym trainer who is suspected of being a cosplay enthusiast.

If you think about it carefully, this is not a surprising result.It’s not that the bag dragon, which was “produced by the original ancestor” of the Rockets like the electric dragon, is not strong enough, but most of the skills mastered by the bag dragon are melee types. When encountering a situation that is not right, the dragon king will hide in the pool without hesitation. It is almost useless—after all, no matter how big the brain is, it is impossible for Xiaoyou to jump into the water and play hand-to-hand combat with water-type elves... and the only long-range attack ult is positive electrons to break the city... let's say destroy to death Light was also avoided by the Dragon King with the water cannon maneuver again, and then the bag dragon, which was in a stiff state, was beaten to death by the QWER combo of the Dragon King. Finally, the bag dragon, who has nothing to do, can only declare GG...

Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town, in the process of challenging the gymnasium, finally sent out the blood of Chengdu area.

only……

"...It seems to be going well." After leaving the gymnasium for a certain distance, Xiaoyou immediately put away the bitter expression on her face that was about to burst into tears. "The next step is to go to the Elf Center to continue promoting."

Nothing wrong.Xiaoyou's failure in the Yanmo Gym was not actually a lack of strength - after all, he did not use the "main force" at all - but an organized, premeditated, carefully planned and carefully implemented conspiracy! To sum it up in one sentence, it is Xiaoyou still hasn't given up her plan to arrest a certain pervert in tights with the codename "Sorrowful Wind" whose body is unknown.

When Xiaoyou was flipping through the alliance manual, she noticed that the Yanmo Gym is a dragon type Gym!In the eyes of Beifeng Nan, the two "cute" Xiao Zhuang who is a gym trainer and a dragon elf trainer at the same time should be a very tempting target-considering the gym trainer Xiao Zhuang I also seem to be a lover of tights, this "resonance" might make the temptation even higher...

Taking a step back, even if the money, power and strength of the Yanmo Gymnasium make the tights change - there is no opportunity to take advantage of it, then an ordinary person who also uses "dragon" elves and is small and well-known The trainer is also a good secondary target...

In short, it is obviously a feasible proposal to stay in Yanmo City temporarily and wait for a while.

Anyway, there is still a long time before the league conference in the Chengdu area, and the Rockets will be asked to help with the remaining one badge. Gymnasium that wakes up and relax...

It is said that a very "interesting" target has been found...

……

Because a certain dummy was stationed in Yanmo City, the local wildlife population was quickly hit by a devastating blow.But this time, the main targets were not the wild elves in the nearby forest, but the wild trainers living in the streets and alleys of the city...

Xiaoyou's current schedule for the day is as follows:

Get up around [-]:[-] noon, eat breakfast and Chinese food at the restaurant attached to the Elf Center, which is rich in variety, delicious, cheap and plentiful, and then start to tour the entire Yanmo City, and by the way, prepare for the challenge of the Gym in the name of " Wild trainers who "hunt" everything that comes into view (including but not limited to bear children)...

"(Electric Dragon, use) Thunder!"

"Ah, my owl!"

"(Pocket Dragon, use Megaton) Punch!"

"Stand up, stand up, Blue Emperor!"

"(Fossil Pterosaur, use) Rockfall!"

"Smelly mud!!"

"(Duck-billed Charmander, use) Big Character Explosion!"

"Ya Butterfly—!"

("Welcome to bring people here again! Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction!" Xiaoyou sent off with a smile on his face, with snot and tears all over his face, shouting "Remember!" while running away in tears to the wild trainers who were running away. )

Around [-]:[-] p.m., go to Yanmo Gym to challenge Cosplayer Gym trainer Xiao Zhuang.Because the goal is not to win and get badges, the strategies and tactics can be arranged quite... funny.

"Ah, it's you again..."

"No Road Race! You must bring out the third elf today!"

"Hey, isn't the goal to beat me and get the badge..."

"Strike, Fossil Pterosaur! Use Rockfall!"

"Not good! Avoid it!"

"Strike, Electric Dragon! Use Thunder!"

"Na, Nani!?"

"Damn! Attack, Gyarados!"

"Use the bite!"

"Oh! The third one turned out to be Hackron! Come on Gyarados, kill it in one go!"

"Now, use the destructive death light... eh!?"

"...How can it be repaired! The badge is temporarily stored with you! We will definitely take it away next time!"

(Xiao Zhuang: "...Although you look very energetic every time you come here, how do you feel that you are always fishing for fish and waves when you actually fight?")

(The loyal servant who still doesn't know his name: "Well, maybe this trainer's personality is like this... Speaking of which, dinner is ready, Miss...")

At around [-]:[-] p.m., I went back to the Elf Center to finish my meal, and asked the lady in the restaurant to give me an extra limited-edition special tonkatsu set meal for takeaway...

At [-] o'clock in the evening, go out of the city and beat the wild elves in the nearby natural scenic area - also because it is mainly to cultivate the fighting understanding of the rented elves, so just beat those who are brave enough (or two enough) to jump out of the grass The wild elves did not adopt the action mode of wide-area search and encirclement and annihilation, so the title of "Purple Demon King" did not spread among the wild elves around Yanmo City...

At ten o'clock in the evening, I came to the outskirts near the Yanmo Gym and camped in a tent.He seems to be sleeping defenselessly, but in fact, he has ambushed all the ghost-type elves and other small elves around him. If there is really some unsightly tights coming out, he will definitely teach the other party well. How to be a man...

Finally, at six o'clock in the morning, after staying up all night, I returned to the elf center to sleep...

The perfect schedule!

Although it only lasted three days...

From the fourth day onwards, none of the bear kids and wild trainers in Yanmo City dared to fight against Xiaoyou.Although it is said that this "girl" with a purple ponytail has been repeatedly defeated when challenging the Yanmo gymnasium, but when fighting other trainers, she can always hang her opponents with various fancy tricks... Although I don't understand what this means The reason, but this does not prevent the trainers from turning around and running after seeing Xiaoyou...

The same goes for wild pokemon in the wild. The concept of "If you dare to jump out of the grass, you will die a miserable death" has been engraved in the heads of the wild elves around Yanmo City in two days, except for a very few second-hand goods who remember to eat but not fight. In addition, all the wild elves are used to staying in their dens honestly during the period from the time the moon rises to the time when the moon rises to its highest point... This habit even became unique to Yanmo City for quite a long time afterwards. of natural phenomena...

(Xiaoyou: "We don't know anything about 'The Silent Forest at Night in Yanmo City'.")

As for the Yanmo Gym... After an obvious intentional release of water and still winning, Miss Xiao Zhuang has already begun to question Xiao You's attitude towards the battle.Although Xiaoyou fooled him with the fact that he noticed Xiao Zhuang deliberately released water, it is an indisputable fact that the trainer of the gymnasium has doubts about his own motives...

"Woo...it's unscientific." Sitting in the tent, Xiaoyou muttered unhappily while gnawing on the heated tonkatsu, and threw the cauliflower she didn't eat to Geng Gui—the aunt in the restaurant welcomed it as always This "little girl" with a sweet smile and mouth is still full of sincerity in the take-out tonkatsu set meal. "My plan didn't work, no matter how I think about it, it's the fault of that pervert!"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie..." Geng Gui nodded, quietly lifted the corner of the tent and threw the cauliflower out...

"Ah, I can even hear your perfunctory tone." Xiaoyou glared at Geng Gui, "I know... I will continue on the road tomorrow to find the very interesting road that the Rockets' intelligence department said ..."

"BOOM!!"

"What's going on with me!?" Xiaoyou, who was so startled by the sudden explosion that he almost knocked over the plate and covered his face, got out of the tent, and saw the courtyard surrounded by the wide wall of the Yanmo Gymnasium not too far away. There was thick black smoke floating inside, and there were still a few traces of fire coming out faintly.

"Oh! It's late but it's finally here!"

PS: XY48. .

The shocking news at the beginning: the head of state actually has an invention that will not explode and has been practically applied!In comparison, Yurika's marriage proposal is simply weak. .

Then the plot is full of memories along the way. .At the end, the head of state finally subdued the first electric elf. .Nima finally remembered that he was a trainer in an electric gym. .

It is said that the primitive evolution mentioned at the end of the film Dawu Children's Shoes is a magic horse. .