Pokemon the wrong way

"Yo wow! Hey, Suo Kuo~Wo Ci Di Ku Lu~~~"

On the forest path with no one around, Xiaoyou sang happily and walked easily, and Geng Gui also floated behind Xiaoyou with a relaxed expression—probably because there were two high-quality earbuds plugged into his ears. earplugs.

The reason why Xiaoyou acted so relaxed is because after receiving the Rockets' regional missions, the cheating system also took the initiative to throw out the missions unwillingly:

[Submission: "You can lose in a team battle, but Sad Feng must die!" Mission objective: Search for the mysterious person "Sad Wind" in the Chengdu area (find out his true face, capture or kill him).Reward: Free attribute +5 (detection)/15 (capture)/16 (kill)]

Well, judging from the rewards, we can see that the system proposes the option of "killing" purely for the sake of cuteness - no matter how frantic Xiao Youjie is, he will not kill people for the 1 point of free attribute that is becoming less and less valuable right?Even if the target is a pervert who wears tights outside...

And Xiaoyou's first reaction when receiving the task was: Sad!wind!The two symbols of Nima are indeed Chinese characters! ?Then this guy is indeed a member of the diffuse million-traveling party of the new era! ?

Then the system very humanely proposed that the so-called online plyer search service can be provided here, and Xiaoyou informed after paying a service fee of 2000 yuan that no other plyer was found... Then it reminded more humanely, "Sorrowful wind The word "is just an abbreviated code that the system created based on the symbols on the perverted man's tights in order to avoid being suspected of cheating by always referring to the target as "muscular perverted man in a leotard worn outside the body" that's all...

So a certain pseudo-mother was surprised to find that this was the first time that she was cheated by the system and was not angry at all...

That's why Xiaoyou can now travel easily without any psychological pressure, and even sing happily - after confirming that there is no one within a radius of nearly a kilometer...

Of course, whether it is the mission of the Rockets or the system, if it can be done, it must be done.Xiaoyou has her own plans for this, but that will have to wait until the next town.

By the way.As far as the Rockets are concerned, even though the city-wide search for the man in the sad wind mask failed to find the pervert in tights, but in other respects, there were many unexpected gains.

For example, in the forest of a certain nature reserve, a magical lake that can restore the physical strength and energy of electric elves was discovered, and in the heart of the bottom of the lake, an ancient ruin with a mysterious crystal was discovered.Because of the existence of the ruins at the bottom of the lake, a large number of electric elves, even a wild legendary elf Lightning Bird, will go here to rest regularly... Team Rocket also has a Xiaoyou caught and has been raised by the research department. Thanks to the familiar Lightning Bird, under the deterrence of force and negotiations, the Rockets successfully established a three-generation man-made little elf here on the condition of not interfering with the wild Lightning Bird's regular rest and not capturing the local wild electric elves. The sub-base of the elf false dream, and dispatched a group of wild electric elves with breeders as the main force to persuade the troops to settle down - if the elves were voluntarily joined by the gourmet boss, it would not violate the contract - and benefited from With Team Rocket's rising popularity among the people, the administrator of the reserve was successfully persuaded to acquiesce to Team Rocket's actions.It is conceivable that in the near future, the electric system will definitely become the second signature attribute of the Rockets after the super energy system...

Another example is that in a small town, a mysterious organization was found operating in the capital area, with technological strength no less than that of the Rockets... Just kidding.This unofficial organization named "Pixie Incredible Club" ("pfc" for short), which is very large but small enough to only have two people, has been working hard to prove that elves like Pippi are aliens... The two douchebags are committing the second disease, but the two have a technology R&D capability and mobility that are strong enough to rival those of the Meow Meow trio. They can be assembled into dozens of different types of monsters with general-purpose parts the size of a suitcase. The ability to use tools even the three giants of doctors, including Dr. Canbo (should be called this name...) in the scientific research department, are impressed... Boss Sakagi, who has never missed talents, made a decisive decision and dispatched people including Ma Several members of the A-level special forces, including Qiduo, joined the pfc organization, waiting for an opportunity to steal its technology and at the same time coaxing them to join the rocket team - with the technical nerd-level emotional intelligence of the pfc duo, it is estimated that success is only a matter of time...

Another example is that I accidentally found a rich variety of evolutionary stone veins in a certain cave, found a habitat for rare wild elves in a certain forest, and ran into a legendary little elf Suicune by a certain river (of course, its capture action made me feel so scared. people unfortunately failed) and so on, it can be said that even if the whereabouts of the sad man can not be found at all in the end, this search operation can be regarded as a great success...

According to the gossip (provided by the confidential secretary Asuka), Boss Sakagi is currently seriously considering whether to release the false news that the sad man has gone to the Kanto region, and then "develop" the entire Kanto region...

—————Dr. Oki’s Throwing Soap (Note 1)—————

"Oh, God is helping!"

Zai Youzai happily came to Xiaoyou, the next town, and unexpectedly found a place in this city that was very suitable for carrying out his plan: Battle Park.

This so-called battle park is not like the battle tower with a very similar name in Manjin City. It is a place where trainers fight with each other. Instead, the visiting trainers freely choose the elves they want to fight. And the special park trainers in the park command these elves to fight against the trainers.There is a fee to fight against the specified elf in the battle park, and there are prizes to be won if the corresponding investment wins.

If Xiaoyou were to describe it, the battle tower is a pvp facility, while the battle park is a pve facility.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you can fight.

After spending money to buy tickets—three matches for 300 yuan—Xiaoyou came to the pre-selection hall for the battle.There is an oversized screen here, which randomly displays pictures of ten or twenty elves of different types and attributes. After choosing the elf you want to fight, you can enter the park and have a chat with the park trainer. It's time for the little elf to fight...

Of course, there are extremely rich types of elves in the battle park. If the trainer is not interested in all the elves displayed on the screen, he can also choose to update the battle list and randomly select new elves. The cost is also very cheap... …

Um, hehe.

Xiaoyou was lucky, and found a very suitable opponent in the initial random list - and quite coincidentally, he was able to put together a "suit": "...Well, there are only three of them!"

"Okay, please wait a moment..." The big sister in charge of reception skillfully tapped on the computer on the console, "I've been waiting for a long time! Your battle elf is ready, please wear this badge and start from the Gate number three enters the park."

Xiaoyou took the "P"-shaped park badge handed over by her elder sister, and entered the park through the gate marked with the number "3".

In a park with fairly well-maintained scenery—it is rare for a park whose selling point is not to be devastated—it is divided into dozens of large and small circular pairs of different types of venues. The battlefield is connected by winding forest paths.The trainers who came to the battle walked around the park casually, and the locators installed on the badges worn by the trainers would find themselves by their intended opponents, and then shouted Dema in a suitable situation and occasion Sia jumped out of the grass...

Soon, Xiaoyou, who was walking casually in the park, met her first Galen... Ahem, it's a park trainer.

"Let's fight!"

Note 1: If you are interested in this "skill", please do your own reading. .Kindly provide the keyword "elf ♂/♀". .

ps: chapter push!Well, Zhang Tui. .

Reaper's Playback Diary, the main work of Xueba Sang (this guy seems to be the initiator of the Sad Wind Movement...), I personally feel that this is a witty and humorous film with a grand and broad background, ups and downs, tasks, lively, lively, and morals. An excellent novel that crawls and abuses the master so badly. .Well, you just listen carefully. .In short, old readers who are familiar with learning bullying and new readers who are curious about learning bullying can try it. .

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