Pokemon the wrong way

"Ah, uncle, sorry to bother you?" On the side of the road, a "girl" with a purple ponytail stopped a passerby with a smile on her face. "I'm an elf trainer traveling to challenge the Johto District Tournament. Where is the gym in this town?"

"Oh, you mean Wutai Gymnasium? That Gymnasium is not in the center of the town. Go west and walk to the suburbs. Just look for a building with a black roof. It's easy to recognize. "Facing such a cute "girl" with a friendly and lovable smile on his face, Ojisang, a passer-by who was stopped, obviously had no resistance. "However, there is one thing to pay attention to. The gym trainer of that gym seems to go out often. It doesn't open for business every day. Be careful not to break into the empty door."

"That's it, I see." The "girl" listened carefully to the precautions of the passer-by Ojisang, and bowed very politely. "Thank you, uncle!"

"Ahaha, you're welcome. I hope you are lucky enough to see the gymnasium open..."

"..." After turning a corner at the street corner and out of the sight of the passers-by, the "girl" who was kind and polite just now immediately entered the blackening mode exuding purple-black smog all over her body. "Huh, a mere second-rate gymnasium dares to play big cards so arrogantly. This is the rhythm of death. It just gives us a legitimate reason for 'slaughter hall'... Ha ha ha..."

"Mouth and mouth..."

"Shut up, Ah Xu, keep this special effect for us, or we won't have dinner."

"Mouth Jie."

……

This is Wutai Town, which is a day and a half away from a valley where snails gather together. It was Xiaoyoute who deliberately made a detour to come here in order to challenge a little-known elf gym in this small town—the purpose of course It is to fill the twelve empty slots in the system badge column.

As for the lava snail valley, about the "fair competition" of a certain extra-large snail...

Because Xiaoyou abused the dish too high and caused it to play off, Kaoru, who was looking for the explosion, bumped into the lava snail that was fleeing from the front view... Then Kaoru's fire-breathing dragon subconsciously sprayed flames... …

So the local tyrant girl can hold up the poke ball and shout "Lava snail, getda☆ze!", while a certain fake girl stays in the valley for an extra day with a calm smile on her face...

"So Kaoru's luck is actually very good. Even without my help, he should be able to catch the lava snail smoothly, right?"

Xiaoyou said so calmly, and at the same time directed a group of elves ambushing behind the rock to launch a surprise attack on a large wave of angry lava snails attracted by the fossil pterosaur.The sudden large swath of poisonous fog, paralyzing powder, ultrasonic wave, weird light, plus the pre-laid sprinkler and secret rocks on the ground instantly made the lava snails so high that they couldn't take care of themselves...

"Anyway, little elves like miniature dragons are actually nothing special. After all, after evolution, they look like a fat circle, which doesn't reflect the majesty of dragon elves at all..."

Xiaoyou said so calmly, and at the same time, while the lava snails were frothing and twitching and chaotic, they threw a few poke balls again, causing the monster Nido king super iron tyrannosaurus Heracross and others After counting down to five, the elves unleashed an earthquake that covered the entire ambush circle...

"Probably Ah Kaoru also saw this, so he took it out and exchanged elves with others without any distress... Only the untasteful flying kings like Du would be interested."

Xiaoyou said so calmly, and at the same time asked the vine monster and Xanadu to use the vine whip and mind power skills respectively, and the lava snail that was destroyed by various messy debuffs and earthquakes could still hold on to the last breath They picked them out one by one...

"It's just a racial value of 600. It's not like we don't have it...The crustacean, metal monster, and Shakira are all tall, rich and handsome with 600 after evolution, so it's not bad for a fast dragon..."

Xiaoyou said so calmly, and at the same time ordered the three elves, Shakira, Metal Monster, and Shell Dragon, who had just been transferred from the portable elf ball conveyor, to kill the captured lava snails quickly and efficiently. One blow, and Xiaoyou threw the empty elf balls one by one on the heads of these unlucky ones who were "repaired".

At the same time, the fossil pterosaur, which did not participate in the "slaughter" but rested aside to recover its strength and replenish water, had spread its wings and flew away, and began to "pull monsters" at the next wild lava snail gathering point...

Well, judging from this insane behavior that looks like a gas chamber massacre in a certain concentration camp, Xiaoyou actually has a lot of resentment for missing a 600 elf...

(A month later, the Elf Alliance dispatched an ecological research team of more than ten people to investigate the reason for the sharp decline in the number of wild lava snails in the valley...)

……

Well, after exiting the memory mode, Xiaoyou has brought Geng Gui to the outskirts of the town, and along a winding path at the fork of the main road, it is easy to find what the passer-by said is "very recognizable". black roof buildings...

"Uh, it's really...very easy to recognize."

Dark brown curved walls, with a black conical pointed roof, and a large circle of super wide eaves in the middle that may be used for rain protection and drainage, but are actually more like decorations, the entire building From a distance, it looks like an oversized cauldron with a huge witch hat on it.Generally speaking, the ones who dare to build houses so high in the middle and second times are either the Elf Gym or the Elf Center, and Xiao You, the Elf Center in the town, has seen it before—although it is rare that the roof was not painted. It's red but still honestly bears the sign of the boss with a Poké Ball...

So this must be the Wutai Gymnasium.

After walking more than half a circle around the circular gymnasium building, Xiaoyou finally found the unremarkable gate with the same color as the surrounding walls: "I'm sorry to bother you! I'm really new...uh."

Wutai Gymnasium is temporarily closed due to gym trainers going out to collect materials

A small, equally inconspicuous note was pasted on the door, with such words written on it.

And... going out to collect materials?

The image of Wutai gymnasium gymnasium trainer was vivid in Xiaoyou's head almost immediately: a middle-aged uncle in his 50s with messy gray and white long hair, a wretched smile, and a small pimple on the bridge of his nose , holding a booklet of unknown content in his hand, squatting by the wall of the women's bathroom, drooling...

"It was really hit by that Ojisang..." Xiaoyou closed her eyes and took a deep breath, "Now there is really a valid reason for the 'butcher's house', isn't it..."

Obviously, the massacre of concentration camps in the valley did not completely vent the resentment in a certain puppet.

Well, I hope that the gym trainer who has not yet returned from the second-tier gym in the city area outside the "Big Eight" has enough mental capacity...

"If that's the case, there's nothing else to do, Ah Xu!" Xiaoyou clapped his hands, turned around and left, "Let's continue leveling in the nearby forest today, and see if we have a chance to teach the weird uncle here... ..."

"Koujie!" Probably because he didn't want to "spawn monsters" or something, Geng Gui came out of the shadow, stretched out his claws and tugged at the corner of Xiaoyou's clothes, pointing at the corner on the note and shouted strangely.

"...?" Looking back carefully, Xiaoyou found a line of even more inconspicuous small characters in the lower right corner of the note, as if she didn't expect to be seen when she wrote it. "Estimated return date... oh, today?"

"Jie jie jie!" Geng Gui smirked cheaply, with all the expressions on his face expressing, "So let's not bully the wild elves, now go back to the elf center in the town for dinner and then wait for the training in the gymnasium." I'm back home" means.

"Yoxi!" Unfortunately, Xiaoyou didn't look at Geng Gui's face at this time—or even if he saw it, he would ignore its opinion, "Then practice leveling near here today! Wait for that **** fairy to come back !"

"Kill it, talk it out!?"

"Ah Xu, don't run away. As a senior, it is your duty to support the younger generation..."

Geng Gui wailed as Xiaoyou grabbed his head and dragged him into the nearby woods...

……

A few hours later, Xiaoyou used the same technique to drag Geng Gui, whose whole body was gray and white as if he had been burned out. Responsibilities - Return to the gate of Wutai Gymnasium.

Satisfied to find that the rather weak note had disappeared, Xiaoyou knocked on the door vigorously: "Hello! Is there anyone inside?"

Soon, there was a response from inside the gate: "Ah, please wait a moment, I'll be here soon..."

Hearing the voice, Xiaoyou frowned slightly: For a middle-aged man, this voice sounds a little too soft?

Then the door was opened...

Xiaoyou blinked and blinked, looking quite like a stunned little friend:

"Excuse me... are you the gym trainer of this gym?"

"Well, I am the gym trainer of Wutai Gym, that's right..."

"...You still need to use a woolen material for such a character!?"

"...Ah?"

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