Pokemon the wrong way

As the champion of the town's annual level competition, Xiaozhi won... a ball and an egg.

The so-called ball is the trophy of the competition. At first glance, it seems to be gold-plated. When you get closer, you can find that it is a brass base with a red and white elf ball made of plastic. The egg is hatched and cultivated by elves. The famous specialty of Xunlei Town: the unhatched elf eggs with no information or claim left here by who knows when and where!

In particular, the person who gave the egg to Xiaozhi was the enthusiastic old man who ran the breeding house who also lent him the skateboard and other competition equipment. There is no connection with the competition—the only prize for the competition is that Cheap trophies in the shape of poke balls.And the reason is that Xiaozhi and the others have helped them take care of the elf eggs these two days, and Xiaozhi looks very much like their grandson who died early... Well, the latter reason is that Xiaoyou has a mustache.

You have to understand the uncontrollable envy, jealousy and hatred in the heart of a simple boy who plays tail-row games for no reason when his tail-row goals get benefits for no reason—take care of elf eggs or something Basically Xiaogang and Xiaoxia are doing it, why is Xiaozhi the one who got the prize in the end?This guy is obviously just practicing the giraffe pulling the skateboard?

Hmph, that kind of egg of unknown origin can only be accepted so unsuspectingly by the idiot Xiaozhi. Looking at the color of the eggshell that is so plain and monotonous that it has no friends, you know it must not be a good one. What came out was something like a real Weng, and it was as bad as Musashi's one... Well, the above is still the barking of a life-destroyed dog of a certain fake mother who didn't get any benefits...

(Speaking of Musashi, the recent part-time job status of the trio is that Kojiro is still working at the construction site during the day and at the restaurant at night, and Miaomiao is still a haunted house, and it seems that Musashi was very lucky to find him in a TV drama crew who came to Yuanzhu City to shoot locations. A job as an extra...)

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Holding the same special incubator with poke balls as when Xiaoyou got the pokemon eggs, Xiaozhi and his group continued their journey, and as usual at night, either camped in a tent or stayed overnight in the pokemon center—— If Miaomiao and the others were not working part-time to pay off their debts, they might have come up with a whimsical idea to steal the eggs and present them to Boss Sakagi at this time...

But they are working now.

A few days later, Xiaozhi's egg...I mean Xiaozhi's elf egg shone brightly in the evening, and then successfully hatched a blue-skinned elephant baby in the early morning of the next day An elf like a cub, although Xiaoyou can’t use the elf recommendation to get detailed information because the distance is too far, but judging from the shape of this guy and the ability to use scrolling from birth, it seems that he should be a kind of elf that he has encountered before. The evolutionary initial form of the big elephant-shaped elf named Dunjia... It is not a particularly rare or powerful elf, which makes a certain pseudo-mother feel better-speaking of it, if Miaomiao and the others are not working to pay off their debts, At this time, maybe I will have a big brain and want to grab this future Dunjia and dedicate it to Boss Sakagi...

But they are still working now.

(Brief report on the part-time job status of the Phantom Troupe: Musashi was kicked out of the crew because the character he played in an extravagant role made an exaggerated turn in front of the camera for a minute and 20 seconds without falling to the ground, and was not even paid except for a lunch Got it; Kojiro was hit on the head by a falling steel bar when he was working on the construction site. Fortunately, he was only slightly injured because he was wearing a hard hat, and thus received additional work-related injury subsidies from the foreman; Temporary foreman, responsible for training new temporary workers, hourly wages increased by 20%...)

———Iron Wall の Helmet———

In the following trail operation, Xiaozhi met a Balang who likes to play pranks everywhere - this kind of elf Xiaoyou has seen before, and it can branch and evolve into Shawarang, Abby Lang and Kebo Lang's fighting elf.However, along with it, there is also a muscular fighter named Nobuhiko, who claims to be the chief disciple of Uncle Ah Si, the trainer of Zhanlan Gymnasium, and has two fighting elves, Shawarang and Abilang. My brother's goal is the bad-tempered Balram, and he plans to participate in the P1 Champions Cup of the fighting elf competition in Kanto... probably because he wants Balram to evolve into Coppelang, so he can make a three-piece fighting elf suit or something of……

Like most similar situations, Balram, who has a bad personality, revealed his dark history of distrusting humans because he was hurt by human trainers before, while Xiaozhi and Nobuhiko sighed and began to try to reopen the problem in various ways. The heart of a child elf.

Of course, if the trio of Phantom Group, who are currently working part-time to pay off their debts, are nearby, they will definitely fall in love with this seemingly powerful Balram, and then happily jump out to "seek pia to fly"...

But they all said they were working part-time.

In Xiaoyou's view, Brother Nobuhiko's three-piece fighting elf plan is probably going to be a trap—in terms of gaining the trust of the elves, how can a muscular man with a strong back and a waist be compared to a hot-blooded young man with clear eyes? Fool……

But what I like most about the development of the plot is to slap you in the face gorgeously when you are full of confidence.

Balram finally got together with Brother Muscle!Xiaozhi's innocent eyes, Xiaogang's delicious dog food, and Xiaoxia's chubbyness—cough!The last one really didn't work - it didn't work!Because Nobuhiko directly resorted to the secret technique exclusive to Brother Gui!

Elf boy!Come on! ! (no fog!)

In the battle with Balram, when his Shawarang and Abirang were beaten out by his unevolved form in a rather embarrassing situation, Brother Nobuhiko resolutely took out the tradition of the Azure Gym!Going into battle with the fighting elves in person—well, as expected of the disciple of that beer-bellied uncle Ah Si... The problem is that this guy succeeded!Under the attacks of "Basic ♂ Love の Breaking Face Pushing Hands" and "Philosophy の Over-the-shoulder Throwing", Balram, who was "raised from the front", was shot into his soul twice, and lived a happy life with his brother ever since...

"...Should we say that we don't believe in love anymore?" Xiaoyou, who felt that she had suffered permanent vision damage through the telescope, rubbed her eyes and said to herself.And not far from him, there is a penguin lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth, and twitching limbs, its feathers are red and white, and it looks like a Christmas costume, and its tail looks like a bag like a penguin. An elf, and a kawaii girl who is constantly bowing and apologizing.

【信使鸟：搬运小精灵。冰+飞行属性，干劲特性。种族值：hp45、攻击55、防御45、特攻65、特防45、速度75、总和330。简介：把食物包裹在中空的尾巴里搬运。有着把食物分给在山中遇险的人的习性。】

This messenger bird jumped out of the grass and attacked Xiaoyou with a strange ball of light just now, and then was sent into the soul by Geng Gui's shadow ball, which fully proved that when his profession is not the power of Demacia but the speed When scouting, jumping out of the bushes to gank is very likely to be counter-killed. Then an old woman with cold sweat ran out and laughed and said that she was a recruiter of the Rockets, because she wanted to Invite Xiaoyou to join the Rockets, so test yourself a little...

Now the social status of the Rockets is different from the past. When poachers find talents, they can often directly test them out. As long as they immediately express their intentions and apologize sincerely afterwards, most of the poached targets will not be angry. Instead, they will feel their own strength. Be affirmed and happily join.But this time...

Xiaoyou squinted her eyes and showed off the Rockets ID card that Uncle Sakagi gave her, which symbolized the identity of the elite captain.

Then the startled "old woman" hurriedly took off her disguise, restored her true form as a cute girl, and began to desperately apologize to Xiaoyou.

"You don't need to bow, I forgive you for the sake of your ignorance." I have to say that the strategy of the poachers is correct. The real appearance of a cute girl is indeed easier to get others than a wretched old woman... At least a certain Only a hypocrite's understanding. "But speaking of poaching, do you still work part-time for Phantom Troupe? I saw two guys wearing clothes similar to Phantom Corps uniforms nearby, who seemed to be cosplaying?"

"Oh, cosplay phantom troupe?" The poacher nodded seriously, "it's rare to see people who take the initiative to have a good impression of the phantom troupe. Thank you for the reminder, the captain. The younger ones will definitely pay attention..."

Heh heh heh... I don't know what will happen to the trio of Miaomiao who have finished their part-time jobs when they meet this cross-dressing girl...it should be fun.

(Quick report on the part-time job status of the Phantom Group: Kojiro’s construction site project was completed, so he simply quit his night shift restaurant job, and worked with Musashi, who has not found a new job since then, to concentrate on running a mobile ramen stall, which was unexpectedly popular—— The store name "Yi Le Ramen" and the secret soup recipe were provided by Zhou Fangyou from Zhenxin Town; Miao Miao is now a gold medal scare master in the haunted house of the amusement park, and the manager of the amusement park even plans to sign a formal work contract with Miao Miao, but was caught The red heart declined to Rocket's Meow...)