Pokemon the wrong way

(Note: This chapter is a 2000-word chapter without morals, and the extra part is extras..)

"Ah... what should I do with this thing?" Sitting in the much more spacious helicopter cabin, Xiaoyou stared at the thing in her hand with a slightly tangled expression.

Special side quest: "Mewtwo! I'm here!" Done!Rewards: Special Attack +3, Freedom +8, Money +1000, Clear Water Bottle x1, Mewtwo Blessing Earrings x1

Achievement Obtained: Mewtwo!I am here!Participate in the "Mewtwo! I'm Here!" event.Reward free attribute +2, money +1000

Clear water drinking bottle: a drinking bottle in the shape of an ordinary thermos cup, which contains 800ml of clear water.The drinking water bottle will be automatically filled to full at 0:00 every day.

Chaomeng's blessing earrings: Imitate the shape of Chaomeng's fingers, smooth and shiny lavender round earrings, participate in Chaomeng!I'm here as a memento of the event.Wearing: It can increase the level of characteristics related to communication by one level. After wearing it for more than 52560 hours, this characteristic will be permanently improved.

That's right, even the system has sent a "congratulatory message", which undoubtedly indicates that Qingqingya's series of secret operations has come to an end—uh, this is definitely not the result of someone pressing the fast forward button in order to save trouble, really ...

A few hours ago, about ten minutes after being thrown into the clear spring by Xiaoyou—during this time, Dr. Benny, the bearded man, has been wailing what to do if the spring water in the clear spring is polluted so that Xiaoyou almost threw a compressed biscuit at his head - Chaomeng really flew out of the pool full of blood and state.

It was greeted by the Yameng troops who had already arrived from the street and had a full set of buffs. Their task was not to beat Chaomeng again, but to protect the spring from damage.

But I don’t know if something unscientific happened when I was soaking in the spring water, or if Xiaoyou’s inferences about the spring water hit Chaomeng’s g-spot. After the Chaomeng of "The Life Received by This Planet" came out, both his attitude and mood were obviously much better-so the fight naturally stopped fighting.

And Xiaoyou took the opportunity to step forward and talk again... Finally, the two sides reached an agreement in a cordial, warm, friendly and harmonious atmosphere:

The ownership of Qingqingya lake center island belongs to the Rockets, and Chaomeng will leave Qingqingya with all the copy elves, and then disperse to live a free life-it is said that a considerable part of the copycat elves have already I am tired of the life of being imprisoned on the small island all the time, and I almost broke up because I wanted to leave here before, but the result now couldn't be better for them.

On the contrary, the Rockets must ensure that the base built here will not destroy the environment of Qingqingya, and they will no longer play the idea of ​​Mewtwo and copying elves, and then they must do it specifically for Mewtwo, who has suffered a lot. A comprehensive health check--this is a "benefit" that Xiaoyou specially won for Chaomeng.

So the Rocket team obtained the latest Mewtwo gene sample by the way...

(Sakagi: "You Jun, goodjob!" Xiaoyou: "Thank you for the compliment!")

As for the onlookers, Dr. Beni became an honorary member of Team Rocket and stayed in the base under construction to continue research on clear water. Miss Luna reluctantly left the base because she still had to manage the bus station at the foot of the mountain. ——This older lady with glasses seems to have sparked some subtle sparks with the bearded man...

After Xiaozhi and his friends promised not to spread the matter of Qingqing Cliff—in view of the situation of the Orange Islands and the Crystal Tower, the words of Xiaozhi and others proved to be quite reliable—they were sent directly to the On the opposite side of the mountain from Qingcheya, Xiaozhi's wish of not having to wait for the bus for a week can be fulfilled.

As for Xiaoyou, she has now released the Lily Fragrance mode of cross-dressing, and is sitting on a helicopter flying directly to Yuanzhu City, which has a gymnasium, entangled in the rewards from her hair...

"Uh, should I smile at this time?" Looking at the hatching tank next to the backpack, Xiaoyou twitched the corners of her mouth. "It's an egg again..."

Xiaoyou's fighting-type Yameng was taken back by Boss Sakagi. It is said that because of the latest Chaomeng gene, the group of technical geeks in the Rockets' research team were overwhelmed with inspiration. Recovery for secondary gene completion.

Yameng after the gene supplementation will have stronger strength than now, Xiaoyou naturally has no reason to refuse.As a reward for the successful execution of the secret operation, a blue and white elf egg was sent to Xiaoyou.

"It's still the same, as you, You Jun, who has the identity of a trainer, the rare elf eggs that can be cultivated from a young age should be the most suitable reward for you." These are the original words of Uncle Sakagi.

"If it's possible, I'd rather get hundreds of thousands of bonuses directly. Even if I can't buy a master ball, I can spend a lot of extravagance... There are still a lot of elves here that haven't evolved yet..." Xiaoyou Dan Holding his hand on his forehead as if he had a headache - this guy didn't realize that his happiness troubles would make how many silk trainers envy and hate him...

"But even Uncle Sakagi said that the rare elf egg should be a very powerful guy... what kind of elf could it be?" Looking at the pattern on the eggshell with the main blue and the white supplemented, Xiao You start imagining. "A rare blue and white elf... Could it be a miniature dragon?"

Xiaoyou thought of the blue and white loach that he saw in the natural park, and the big orange lizard that Yuji, the chief trainer of the Orange League, was fat and bloated but still strong and agile...

"Uh, I suddenly feel so subtle..." The corner of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched, "I hope it's a miniature dragon, but I don't really hope it's a miniature dragon..."

"...Forget it, anyway, I have the final say on what will hatch." After struggling for a while, Xiaoyou decisively decided to put the elf egg into the backpack space first, and then change to a tangled object—— rewards given by the system.

There is nothing to talk about monetary rewards. Although Xiaoyou has saved a lot because there is no place to spend money recently, but this thing is naturally not too much, just put it aside and save it slowly; the free attribute points increased by ten points at once, Looking at his attribute value, Xiaoyou directly spent ten points to pile up the special attack to sixty; the clear water drinking bottle is undoubtedly a good thing, with this, it can just supply the daily consumption of Xiaoyou and the elves ;As for the remaining Mewtwo blessing earrings...

It is not difficult to choose the characteristics to upgrade the level. After all, the only characteristics Xiaoyou has that are related to communication are code word command and spiritual power communication. Obtained and upgraded in the ability training class, while the secret language command was upgraded to lv2 by relying on the system rewards of the Kanto Competition, so the choice is obvious.What really confuses Xiaoyou is...

"Earrings... and you have to wear them... for three years to permanently improve your attributes..." Xiaoyou looked at the small, shiny round earrings in his hand over and over again, "Chaomeng, you big gentleman (forced an) (tai), it’s not good to make any kind of accessories, I have to make something so kawaii...and I don’t have pierced ears, how do I wear them..."

Friendly reminder from the system: Painless ear piercing service can be provided for 200 yuan

"..." Xiaoyou stared at the small earrings speechlessly, "The system has lost its integrity to this point... Should I wear it? Or should I wear it..."

1 minute later.

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———Painless Man... Ear Piercing———

Well, it's time for an extra explanation. .

In view of the recent series of low-limit behaviors in the reader group of the readers of the Kanto Quartz Conference champion Xindang contestant, the sugar monk extracting essence (referred to as saccharin), here is a special short story for him to commemorate. .This episode has nothing to do with the main text, it is purely for entertainment. .

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"What is this?" On the helicopter flying to Yuanzhu City, Xiaoyou covered her ears with one hand and sucked in the air-conditioning, while receiving a report handed over by the Rockets and flipping through it. On the first page, I saw a photo of a man in glasses with fish-shaped thick eyebrows.

"Consultation about the resolution plan of Xintang... what is this?" The name under the photo made Xiaoyou frowned subconsciously. "This Xintang... seems to have seen it somewhere?"

"This Xintang is your opponent in the semi-finals, Captain Lily Xiang, when you disguised yourself as a trainer to participate in the Kanto League Conference." Seeing that Xiaoyou didn't seem to remember it, the Rockets on the side explained in time. "After the conference, you led a team to capture the Lightning Bird he held in the name of the Phantom Group..."

"Ah!" Xiaoyou thumped his palms lightly, "I remembered, the guy who used the baton tactics and the Lightning Bird! What's wrong with this guy, why did I receive a solution about him?"

The corner of the Rockets' mouth twitched slightly: "This, you should see for yourself..."

So Xiaoyou began to read the report carefully...

It turned out that on the night of the end of the conference, the trainer Xintang, who was robbed of the Lightning Bird and Kuailong by the evil organization Phantom Group, insisted on participating in the Champions League despite the dissuasion of his relatives and friends a few days later.But in the face of other contestants who also have the strength of the championship, Xintang, who lost his trump card strength, performed horribly. The baton tactic with high hopes was targeted by black eyes from the very beginning, and he was eliminated in the first round...

After the League of Champions ended, Xintang blamed the Mirages for his defeat and vowed revenge.By chance, Xintang joined the Rockets through the local branch.In his view, Team Rocket, which is (on the surface) hostile to the Phantom Group, will be a stepping stone for him to regain his strength and revenge...

"Hehe, you actually want to rely on the Rockets to take revenge on the Phantom Group..." Xiaoyou shook her head with a smile, and continued to read. "Next... eh!?"

The head of the Rockets branch where Xintang is located naturally knows the true relationship between the Phantom Group and the Rockets. For the revenge-minded Xintang, he is basically used as a death squad, and all the missions assigned to him are difficult and dangerous. Seeing all this as a test by the higher-ups, Xintang received a total of 23 large and small scars, eleven fractures, nine concussions, and countless bruises after several missions...

If the script is just like this, Xintang just succeeded in receiving a bento in a future mission and died on duty.But at this time, an elite rocket captain came from other places, and recruited all the main forces of the local branch, including the branch chief, to carry out an important combat mission.As a famous cannon fodder in the branch...ah no, a famous gold medal fighter, Xintang is naturally at the top of the recruiting list.

That was the most difficult and dangerous task for Xintang.The opponent is the main force of the alliance's investigators led by the devil investigator Yu Kinoshita, who has already emerged in the alliance. After an arduous and fierce battle, the two sides fought to a tie. The Rockets did not achieve the expected results, and the alliance failed to stop the main force of the Rockets retreat.Xintang, who fought bravely and bravely in the mission, was favored by the elite captain and was recommended by him to enter the headquarters... However, the head of the branch who knew the background of Xintang was hit on the head by a chaotic big rock snake in the earlier battle. He fell into a coma and was sent to the medical department for treatment, but failed to stop this scene from happening...

By the way, Xiaoyou, the elite captain who "recognizes talents with discerning eyes", has seen it before. It is the one who used the flying-wing Yameng in the operation of Qingcheya. The tall and straight appearance of the cup gunman holding the brush made other male elite captains feel ashamed to keep a distance of more than three meters from him when holding a combat meeting... Well, the fact is that according to the holder of the flame-type submenu, "Takeda The owner of "の屋", Hang Ping, revealed that this handsome captain named Haruki is actually a well-known heavy gay within the Rockets. Its hidden side that is not accepted by the world, it is said that the means are quite cruel, and the influence is also quite bad...so much so that there are even "newbie chrysanthemum alerts" in the several branches that it frequents... Well, obviously The head of the branch who was hit on the head didn't remember to inform Xintang Children's Shoes of this important information - we can't rule out that this is due to some evil idea of ​​causing trouble...

but!Even in the face of the gay captain ♂ who showed his true colors, in order to gain the power and power of revenge, Xintangjun... did not back down!

In the end, with bloody chrysanthemums, Xintang successfully entered the Rockets headquarters, trained elite players, and obtained the qualification to participate in the secret project "Thunderbolt Project" with excellent results.

"Thunderbolt Project..." Xiaoyou, who was sighing at Xintang selling chrysanthemums for glory, took a look at the brief description of "Thunderbolt Project" in the report. "Ah, so that's the case? Isn't Xintang..."

The so-called Thunderbolt Project is a new research project established by the Rocket Research Department after the success of the Yameng Project.Its research content is mainly based on the gene of the lightning bird, supplemented by the super dream gene, to create a weakened version of the electric + super attribute, which can be mass-produced on a larger scale, and popularized to the general combat troops of the rocket team.Among them, the lightning bird gene, which is the core part of the research plan, is derived from the lightning bird captured by an outstanding elite captain...

(Xiao You caressed her face: "Oh, he's not that outstanding~")

In the laboratory, Xintang saw his "long-lost" Lightning Bird - locked in a small cage, its feathers were plucked to pieces, and several thick tubes were cruelly inserted into the Lightning Bird's body Make him suffer heart-piercing pain every moment...

Well, the above is just Xintang's imagination on the spur of the moment.The truth is, apart from being taught a few times by several cadres for resisting when he was first arrested, Lightning Bird’s life is quite nourishing: there are all kinds of delicacies served every day without leaving home (professional The elf feed prepared by the breeder to ensure the quality of genetic samples), regular feather trimming and beauty care (well, you know), a comfortable living environment (the tubes seen by Xintang are used to balance the electricity of the lightning bird, with absorption and output two models), once a week hiking and walking (specially planning the place for the wind, setting up multiple protection settings against electric elves, and at least one elite captain on duty), and even small birds of various races Fairy beauty post (a researcher's research project on the breeding of bird elves, anyway, it doesn't consume much budget and Lightning Bird seems to be very happy...)...

Anyway, now you want this lightning bird, which has gained a lot of weight, to leave here and go on a trip with the elf trainer. You can't guarantee that the lightning bird will strike you with a single stroke of lightning and kill you, a soul who covets its happy life...

However, Xintang, who had undergone serious brain training, didn't think so. He ignored the presence of the other dozen or so elite training students of the Rockets at the same time, and launched a surprise attack in the research institute on the spot without hesitation.When he thought about it, as long as he released the lightning bird first before the others reacted, with the powerful combat power of the legendary elf and his superb commanding ability, he would definitely be able to break through from here without any danger, and then publicly expose the rocket The true face of the team, the task of becoming a hero in the eyes of the public, and then rejoining the Champions League, becoming the champion leader of the league...

It's a pity that Lightning Bird doesn't have such a script in his hand, and he doesn't appreciate Xintang's sacrifice to save him—although he didn't really hit Xintang to death with a single stroke of thunder...

The mixed-haired rhubarb uses electromagnetic cannons.

As a result, Xintang was beaten half to death by the electromagnetic gun, and his elf was quickly subdued by the students present at the same time. Just at this time, the head of the branch who regained his sanity called to inform Xintang of the details... So Xintang was taken into custody, and the elf was confiscated. His residence was confiscated by the special forces... As for the Lightning Bird, it continued to live a good life in the wine pond and meat forest...

"Well, isn't this matter already over?" Xiaoyou put down the report and asked the Rockets beside him in puzzlement, "Why did you come here to ask me for my opinion on how to deal with it?"

"This..." The corners of Team Rocket's mouth twitched again, "You should continue reading..."

"Okay..." So Xiaoyou looked down at the last two pages of the report.

When searching Xintang's residence, the Rockets special forces not only found some notes about the internal intelligence of the Rockets, but also found a considerable number of photos of Xiaoyou (in trainer mode), most of which had their faces cut off part, and then spliced ​​together with various photo pictures of beautiful girls (mostly in swimsuits and small breasts, a small amount of which contain 18+ ingredients)... In addition, some unhealthy remarks were found in his diary... at the end of the report Attached is an excerpt of part of it, annotated in red letters "The original has been destroyed"...

"..." Xiaoyou calmly read the appendix at the end of the report, "I see, that's why I came to ask for our opinion on how to deal with it."

"Yes, yes..." Team Rocket quietly stood a little further away.Although Xiaoyou's tone was flat, the Rockets who were lucky enough to perform a mission under "Captain Lily Xiang" knew that this captain would only use "we" to refer to himself when he was emotional—mostly angry... "The opinion of the headquarters is to directly pour cement into it and bury it deep on the spot... But considering that Captain Lily Xiang is more or less... also one of the parties involved, so I came here specially to ask for your opinion on how to deal with it..."

"That's it..." Xiaoyou touched her chin thoughtfully, "I'm not a professional researcher, can I apply for a research project?"

"This..." The rocket team frantically flipped through a small book and looked at it, "Uh, at your level, you can make suggestions for the institute's research plan, you want to..."

"Hmm." Xiaoyou nodded, "Then I suggest that the Institute set up a project on 'Experimental Investigation of the Feasibility of Human-Elf Hybrid'."

"Uh!?" The rocket team members trembled twice, "This, how is it possible for this kind of project... Uh, you mean to use... as the experimental material!? Uh... If, if this is the case... I I think the headquarters should...will specially accept..."

"Very good, then the first batch of test subjects should use strange force first..."

"Eh! Strange power? But, but... the female's strange power is quite rare..."

"It doesn't matter, the lesser part is replaced by a male - it's good to change the project to 'A Feasibility Experimental Investigation of Human, Heterosexual and Same-Sex Elf Hybrid' - anyway, that guy has already been bent by Captain Haruki, right? "

"Uh, I, I know..."

"And then, let me think about it... If the experimental materials are still alive after the first phase of the experiment, the follow-up experimental subjects can consider Miss Lips, Snorkel, Smelly Mud, Stinger Jellyfish, King Nido... The sex ratio is 1:1..."

"Ni, King Nido said that there are no females!"

"Oh, King Nanido only needs to be male..."

"Uh……"

"If the experimental material is still alive, then..."

"It's impossible to be alive!!"

"No, no, no, we can't underestimate the ability of a gay guy. In short, if the experimental materials are still alive, we will drop a few big steel snakes... Hey, don't fall asleep in this place? Get up and help I take notes..."

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