Pokemon the wrong way

Chapter titles, as always, have little to do with the content. .

Which one of the elf trainer Zhou Fangyou, who was born in Zhenxin Town and won No.3 in the Quartz Conference of the Kanto Alliance, has the strongest attack?

This is really a difficult question to answer.After all, among the hundreds of types of elves in seventeen departments that have been discovered, the damage caused by the same skill to two elves with different attributes may be very different—maybe Geng Gui’s shadow ball stuck to his face In fact, it can make the super-type elves not die and lose their skin, but change the target to Xiaoqian's big milk pot...

However, if the search criteria were changed to the strongest of pure strength, then the answer would come out immediately.So Xiaoyou didn't hesitate to throw the poke ball of the drill elf who pretended to communicate with a certain lolicon hard-working uncle to evolve, and then took an illegal drug of unknown origin to cause a genetic mutation. out...

"—Valkyrie Armor · Da Zengjia, see reference!"

Then... Super Iron Tyrannosaurus easily killed the big milk tank.

Didn't think about the 4 rounds of the battle where the mountains and rivers changed colors. In fact, the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus just ignored the rolling of the big milk tank under Xiaoyou's command and calmly used two rounds of rock blasting in a row.Compared with the standard arena, the grass field, which is more fragile under the attack of rock blasting, quickly became full of large and small potholes and gravel, and no matter how reluctant the big milk tank was, the environment changed from the f[-] formula The fact that the road has become the surface of the moon still inevitably slows down the rolling speed greatly.

Without speed, there is no power, and the rolling attack without power was picked up in mid-air by the drugged Driller with a million-power corner strike, and a rock cannon was added by the way...

ko.

"Ahhh...the tactics are completely cracked, Xiaoyou Jun, you won cleanly and easily." After the battle, Xiaoqian, who took back the elf, walked up to Xiaoyou with a smile, and took out a four square coin from her pocket. Fang's beige badge came, "Here, this is the proof of successfully challenging the Manjin Gym - the official badge..."

Official Badge: hp+1/Increase the power of ordinary skills by 10% (when placed in the badge box)

"Oh, thank you..." Xiaoyou reached out to pick up the badge, but it was empty. "Eh?"

"However, this is not a standard gymnasium competition venue after all, so whether to award badges or not depends on the judgment of the gymnasium trainer in the end!" Holding the square badge in his hand, the trainer of the pink hair gymnasium revealed "Evil" smile. "Heh heh heh... If you want a badge, hand over the secret to keeping your hair soft!"

"...Why are you still struggling with this?" The black thread on Xiaoyou's head, "It's said that it's genetic..."

"We don't believe it!" Xiaoqian shook her head vigorously and leaned in front of Xiaoyou, pitifully leaning in front of Xiaoyou, using her fingers to flip up and down her "hard and sharp as a blade" ponytail, "Our parents don't have hair as hard as we do! They don't have hair as hard as steel wire! We obviously use shampoo every day..."

"Uh..." Xiaoyou moved her head back to avoid the sharp "weapon": "Can I ask what brand of shampoo you use?"

"Circle bear card acridine."

"..." Xiaoyou quickly opened the system mall, and soon found this shampoo brand with a suspicious name in the column of daily necessities-although it seemed very cheating when the task was released, the system is still in general. The update of products has always been excellent. After coming to Manjin City, he quickly copied a complete copy of the product list of Manjin Department Store...

Circle bear brand shampoo: using a special formula, it can comprehensively strengthen the hair quality from the root to the tip of the hair, suitable for people with too soft hair to improve hair quality. (Advertising slogan: Use the circle bear shampoo to make your hair style more spine!)

"What...why do you use this brand of shampoo?" After reading the system's evaluation of this shampoo, Xiaoyou broke into a cold sweat...

"Because it's the Circle Bear brand? Circle Bear is one of our main forces!" The pink-haired girl replied naturally, "It's a pity that there is no Big Milk Can brand..."

If you use this shampoo every day, you deserve to turn into a murder weapon, okay?Can't you even see the clearly stated "This product is a functional product for improving hair quality, please do not use it for a long time" clearly written on the shampoo bottle...

"...Change to this brand." Sighing deeply, Xiaoyou randomly picked out a shampoo from the store list that was said to have the effect of smoothing hair.

"Water Spirit Card? No."

"Huh? Why?"

"Water elves are water-type elves. We are the gym trainers of the Manjin Gym that is famous for using ordinary-type elves. How can we use the brand of water-type elves?" The idiot always has inexplicable persistence in inexplicable places .

"...Then you can use this one, Mao Lao Da Brand, right?"

"This will make the hair soft?"

"Anyway, it's better than a circle bear."

"Really?"

"real……"

"Are you sure? Don't lie to me?"

"...It's really a lie to you, you can use it to your death..."

……

In short, Xiaoyou finally succeeded in tricking the trainer of the Fenmao Gym to go to the department store to buy shampoo, and got the gym badge.And a system that is very diligent in updating daily necessities has once again demonstrated its laziness and hindsight in updating tasks——

Side mission: "Grand Slam with Gold!" Completed.Reward: hp+1, free attribute +4, skill learner: turn round, roll

Satisfy the trigger condition of the regional task: "Chengdu Alliance, a new beginning", and the extra reward is +1 for free attribute.

——— Rock Cannon———

On the second morning after returning from the Big Milk Pot Ranch, Xiaozhi was having breakfast in the attached restaurant of the Elf Center by a man with a slicked back hair, a moustache, a flowered shirt and dark glasses, who behaved like a gay man. Fatty blamed Shushu for being abducted to see goldfish... er, let's say, went to do a radio interview for a column about a trainer who got an official badge - although Xiaozhi himself didn't seem very interested but because it seemed that the host of Guangbo was a beautiful So my sister was sold by my teammates without hesitation.

As for Xiaoyou, because she was not in the Gymnasium but in the Big Milk Tank Ranch, she was not taken away in a bag because she got the badge in the big milk tank ranch and interviewed only one person at a time. Here, it is very unscrupulous to eat free food samples for breakfast... What's more unscrupulous is that this product is also transformed into different appearances with a transformation kit, eaten over and over again, and even let a certain animal eat it. The ghost-type elves, who also have no lower limit, launch surprise attacks from under the table from time to time...

As a result, the middle-aged aunt who faced the vicious clerk could only wonder why today's tasting items were consumed so much, and at the same time kept changing the empty plates with a tangled face...

"Yeah, the free food just tastes different..." Xiaoyou, who walked away from the tasting counter for the nth time as if nothing had happened, slowly chewed the fried shrimp in his mouth, "This can be regarded as helping Meow Meow." They got their revenge—who made those clerks be so cunning, deliberately put high-priced products and free samples together, and put the price tags so small, no wonder the trio fell for it..."

"Hi, everyone~"

"We are Dudulitang~"

"Good afternoon everyone~"

The rebroadcast of the radio broadcast content sounded from the speakers in the shopping mall. It is said that "Pokemon Street" has been acclaimed recently.

"Ahem!" Xiaoyou who heard the voice almost choked to death on the fried shrimp. "Is this... the voice of Musashi and the others?"

Apparently the so-called ventriloquist group "Doodoo Litang" that is being interviewed on this radio is officially a trio of idiots from the Phantom Troupe—God knows how they got into the radio station.The host of the show, Ms. Walnut, was still praising their superb ventriloquism skills, while Miaomiao said that it was not ventriloquism but that she was talking, and then she was beaten by Musashi and Kojiro with a sandwich biscuit punch... Walnut was still cooperating laugh out loud...

Poor Miaomiao... No one would believe the truth these days.

Wait, speaking of which, Xiaozhi was also invited to be interviewed on this show.That is to say, these two groups will meet on the radio?

"Uh, well, I can foresee what will happen next..." Xiaoyou shrugged, "I hope the receiving tower in Manjin City is stronger, and it won't be demolished like the elf center in Changpan City .”

ps: In July, overtime is over. .But I really didn't expect that it would be so difficult to get back to the state after being lazy for a month. .Woo. .Typing is a pain. .Sorry readers. .

ps2: A bad news is broadcast below. . On June 6th, Planetside 25 global military exercise. .He was tragically taken away by the Earth Republic to serve in the military. .So what. .