Pokemon the wrong way

"All my friends are here..." Following the appearance of three crystal elves, the brown curly-haired little loli took two steps back with fear, "Go away!"

Following these words, Emperor Yan opened his mouth wide, and a purple flame sprayed towards Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi and the others.

"Is this considered a failure of the negotiation?" Xiaoyou nimbly jumped sideways to avoid the flames, "Then should I consider my solution next?"

"No!" Xiao Zhi, who was hanging on the neck of the fire-breathing dragon to avoid the flames, shouted with a face of persistence, "The matter has not reached that point yet, please let me try again!"

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A few minutes ago, after Xiaoyou appeared as the Rockets in disguise, under the direct and indirect explanation of Xiaozhi and others, he understood the cause and effect of the whole incident.

When Dr. Shurry Snowton disappeared in the ruins, his only daughter Xiaomi—the tea-haired little loli present— somehow summoned in her villa her father’s research mystical elf unknown totem.

According to Dr. Xiuli's research materials, the Unknown Totem is an unscientific elf that can touch people's hearts and materialize them.And the unknown totems, who sensed Xiaomi's inner desire for the love of his loved ones, created this strange non-mainstream crystal tower for Xiaomi, as well as Emperor Yan, who is "Xiaomi's father".

Uh, even though a wretched-looking elf like Emperor Yan is called "Papa", the aesthetics of today's children's paper is really curious...

As for Xiaozhi's mother, Auntie Hanako, she was simply captured by Emperor Yan to be Xiaomi Lolita's "mother" lying on the gun coffee table...

"In the end, everything that happened here was because of a preschooler's fantasy..." Xiaoyou frowned, "This is really... I don't know what to say."

In other words, the Emperor Yan in front of him is nothing more than a copycat created by an unknown totem just like the crystal elf before?Xiaoyou thought.Is it just the difference between ordinary cottages and high imitation cottages...

No wonder the flames emitted by this Emperor Yan are suspicious purple, no wonder he can speak human words like a meow, because it is an existence made up by the brain of the unknown totem... In this way, Xiaoyou doesn't have to think about getting Emperor Yan's Genetic samples are just that.

Then the only ones who could get it in the end were the eyeball monsters in the room on the first floor—although just looking at the number alone makes people think that the thing is neither rare nor powerful, but at least it is better than going back empty-handed...

The so-called thieves don't leave... Ahh!

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In short, Xiaoyou's opinion "since the root cause of the problem has been found, it's fine to fly this fake Yandi pia away and take little loli away" was opposed by a group of people headed by the hot-blooded idiot Xiaozhi.Then Xiaozhi stretched out his hand with a caring expression, hoping to let little Lolita leave the crystal tower by herself.

Xiao Zhi, why don't you just bring out a cucurbit silk with a reverb stereo accompaniment with a hand crank...

As a result, just like the beginning, Little Loli flinched, and Xiaozhi was sprayed by the angry Yandi's father decisively.

"Charizard!"

The fire-breathing dragon also shot flames at Emperor Yan without saying a word, and Emperor Yan jumped up to avoid it.

"Cut..." Xiaoyou curled her lips quietly, "It turns out that you are going to fight..."

In a blink of an eye, the fire-breathing dragon and Emperor Yan had already sprayed red and purple flames back and forth a few times, and the explosion caused by the collision of the flames—well, I am used to the explosion caused by the matching of skills—— Sparks and sharp crystalline fragments flew everywhere.Loli Xiaomi and Aunt Hanako, who were too far ahead because they were watching the battle nervously, were quickly pulled back by Xiaoyou with each hand, so that they were barely affected.

"...Xiaomi!" Seeing that he almost accidentally injured his "daughter" in the battle, Emperor Yan hesitated for a moment, and was almost thrown by the fire-breathing dragon.So Emperor Yan decisively sprayed out a big purple fireball, blasting a big hole in the crystal wall again, and then jumped out.

"Fire-breathing dragon, spew flames!" Xiaozhi rode on the back of the fire-breathing dragon, and chased after Emperor Yan.

"Quick!" Xiaoyou and the rest of the onlookers hurriedly ran to the wall hole and looked out, only to see Emperor Yan jump directly onto the outer wall of the tower on the opposite side with amazing jumping power, and use the claws that popped out from his limbs to touch the wall. Running towards the top of the tower on the nearly vertical wall like walking on the ground.The fire-breathing dragon took advantage of having wings, flying in the air and attacking Emperor Yan with jets of flames.

"Xiaozhi's fire-breathing dragon seems to have become a lot more powerful." Xiaoyou watched the fire-breathing dragon continuously spew out thick pillars of fire, and secretly commented in his heart. "The power and speed have been greatly improved... Miss Ji Ke really deserves to be a professional fire-breathing dragon... a breeder."

"On the other hand, this Yan Emperor's performance is not very good. In terms of skill power, even the fire-breathing dragon can be tied with it, and the flame bird in the Orange Islands can completely explode this thing... After all, it's just high Imitation counterfeit goods, can't compare with the real one..."

Just as Xiaoyou was thinking this way, she saw the fire-breathing dragon shoot flames and hit Emperor Yan who was about to run to the top of the tower.Although theoretically fire-type skills are not effective against fire-type elves, the physical impact of the flames has nothing to do with attribute resistance. Emperor Yan lost his balance under the impact of the flames, and fell from the top of the tower with a crooked body. Then we will face the multiple-choice question of "everywhere" or "becoming a skewer"...

"Father!!" Seeing that Emperor Yan was in danger, the little loli who was lying on the edge of the wall shouted with tears in her eyes.

Then a miracle happened!Under the sincere call of the "daughter", the souls of Yandi's three gods, birds, three gods, three toilets, and three cheap saints were possessed, and the domineering spiritual pressure chakra gourmet cells were fully activated, and instantly evolved into a true flying wing zero-style Yandi Kai in mid-air. A positron cannon directly blasted Xiaozhi and the fire-breathing dragon to nothing...

... Well, how is it possible.

With a swish, a huge, smooth and flat crystal spike protruded from the outer wall of the crystal that had almost completely surrounded the tower, allowing the fallen Emperor Yan to gain a foothold.And Emperor Yan immediately turned around and jumped up, and the same huge spikes appeared one after another on Emperor Yan's foothold, causing Emperor Yan to jump up to the top of the tower again.

"Fire-breathing dragon, use the flame vortex!" Seeing that Emperor Yan had the crystalline spikes that constantly protruded as a fulcrum, and his mobility was greatly improved, Xiaozhi also used his brain a little.

The fire-breathing dragon spouted a large stream of flames again. This time, the flames swirled and swept up the tower. Just as Emperor Yan jumped to the top of the tower, he was surrounded by the precious flame vortex. In the end, he had to bite the bullet and seal it completely in the flame vortex. Qian rushed out and jumped to the top of the opposite tower.

"Emperor Yan! Please listen to me!" Xiaozhi rode on the back of the fire-breathing dragon, flew to the same height as Emperor Yan and shouted loudly, "If you really think about Xiaomi, please calm down and listen to me..."

what is this?A row of black lines appeared on Xiaoyou's head.First beat the other person up, and then ask the other person to calm down and listen to you?Xiaozhi, are you a white tyrant?Just wait a while and let the fire-breathing dragon send a starlightbreaker... (Note 1)

However, Emperor Yan obviously has no plans to "be good friends for life" with Xiaozhi, and a super-sized jet of flames is Emperor Yan's answer.

"It's wrong for you to let her stay in this place!" Xiaozhi didn't give up, and let the fire-breathing dragon avoid Yandi's attack while continuing to launch "mouth cannon". "What you do will only keep Xiaomi trapped in this place! Be alone forever!"

"Roar!" I don't know whether Emperor Yan was shaken or angry, anyway, this guy opened his mouth wide and sprayed out an oversized fireball.

"Fire-breathing dragon!" At this moment, Xiaozhi also knew that he couldn't do anything and watched and refused to fight back, so the fire-breathing dragon immediately spouted flames to meet him.It was just a spurt of flames that was sent out in a hurry, and it was obviously powerless against the super big purple fireball of Emperor Yan. The big fireball pushed back little by little, and it was getting closer and closer to Xiaozhi and the fire-breathing dragon...

"Big character explosion!"

A "big"-shaped flame divided into five branches struck from the side, pushing Yandi's purple fireball aside, passing Xiaozhi by the side.The fireball hit the outer wall of the crystal behind Xiaozhi, and a violent explosion occurred. A cyan dragon-shaped elf with blood-red wide wings flew over against the flames of the explosion.

"Can't you understand the current situation, kid?" Xiaoyou stood upright on the broad back of the storm salamander, her dark blue... short and medium hair fluttering in the wind. "Join me together, if you don't beat up this burned-out daughter, this guy won't listen to you well?"

Note 1: For the keywords "Takamachi Naha" and "making friends with guns", please insert your own bride. .