Pokemon the wrong way

"...That is to say, these pink elves are not sparkling elves?" Xiaoyou asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"That's right. The elves on this Pinggan Island turned pink because they ate the Pinggan fruit that is a specialty of the island for a long time." Miss Junsha, who was wearing a police uniform, nodded and said, because it is Due to the hot climate in the south, Miss Junsha's uniform here has also been changed to a lighter color tone than in the Kanto region. "It has nothing to do with Glitter Elf or anything."

"That's it... I'm happy for nothing..."

"Now is not the time to be discouraged? Tell me where your accomplices are hiding!" Miss Junsha slammed the table with a straight face, "Really, such a young and lovely girl, she just wants to be a poacher." A career with no future..."

"Protest! I'm a boy!" The "cute young boy" who was handcuffed and tied to a chair decisively exploded, "And I'm not a poacher! I told you that I just passed by here to rest by accident. Trainer!"

"Rejected! How could such a cute boy be a boy!" Miss Junsha waved her hand vigorously, pointing her straight fingertips at Xiaoyou's nose, "If a trainer travels according to the map, he will only go to the commercial city of Kumquat Island, how can he run away? Come to Pinggan Island, which is surrounded by whirlpools! So there is only one truth: you must be a poacher! Hurry up and tell the truth!"

"So I saw this island by accident! And there was no whirlpool when I came..."

"Your mother will be very sad if she hears that you have been arrested for doing bad things, right? Come on, eat this and explain yourself..."

"No, she will kill me directly... I'll go! What are you trying to do with the pork chop rice! I don't know the criminal, Hundan!"

"Tsk, to have survived all this, what a tenacious criminal..."

"I can't take it anymore! Get a policeman to talk!"

"Wow haha! Unfortunately, I am the highest person in charge here!"

Identification conclusion: Ms. Junsha from Pinggan Island is definitely a patient with secondary delusional disorder...

……

After showing the elf illustrated book, the twelve Kanto Gym Badges, the photo of the third place trophy of the Quartz Conference (this thing has no attributes, so I didn’t bring it with me), and the Orange League Sakura badge that I just got, Xiaoyou finally recovered from the paranoid attack Miss Junsha only got the right to call Dr. Oki to prove her identity...

"That's it..." On the screen, Dr. Oki, who understood what was going on, laughed and said, "I'm sorry, Miss Junsha, but this child is indeed a trainer from Zhenxin Town, his little elf I gave him the illustrated book, so he’s not a bad guy.”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Dr. Damu is worthy of being an authoritative figure in the academic circle of elves. In a few words, Miss Junsha, the second middle school student of Pinggan Island, bowed and apologized to Xiaoyou like clockwork. "Dr. Oki is the famous Elf Master Chuanliu, so it's no problem to have him as a guarantee! I'm really sorry for doubting you like that just now!"

Boom!The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground came from the other end of the phone, and Dr. Oki fell to the ground.

Well, it was not Dr. Oki, an academic authority, who changed Ms. Junsha's attitude, but Dr. Oki, a Chuanryu master...

"Ahem! Xiaoyou, come here, let me tell you..." Dr. Damu coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, "Pinggan Island has been planned by the Elf Alliance as a world intangible cultural heritage. Non-relevant personnel are prohibited from entering. Although you will not be held accountable for your fault this time, you are not allowed to tell what you see here."

"Hey, why?" Although Xiaoyou guessed the reason, she still tilted her head cooperatively and asked with a puzzled expression. "Since it's not a glitter elf, isn't there nothing special about it other than the color?"

"Xiaoyou, your thinking is too simple." Dr. Oki shook his head with an expression of "children, you are too young and innocent", "If the news spreads that there are pink elves living on Pinggan Island, even There is nothing special about the elves themselves, and the gimmick of 'rare pink elves' will definitely attract a large number of poachers. And these elves have left their usual livelihood, and the branches grow here After sitting on the Pingkan fruit on Pinggan Island, if you don’t take in the special ingredients contained in it, your body will become weak, and you may even get sick and die because of it..."

"Uh, that's it..." Xiaoyou was a little frustrated - after all, this meant that the Phantom Group had no chance to make money. "I know, I won't say anything about this place."

"Yeah, that's good." Dr. Oki nodded in satisfaction, "Also, you don't have to worry about Geng Gui's words..."

"Geng Gui?" Xiao You, who didn't know why Dr. Oki mentioned Geng Gui, looked back, "Oh! Geng Gui, are you swollen!"

I saw Xiaoyou's Geng Gui's whole body turned pink and floating behind Xiaoyou, holding a handful of pink citrus fruits in his arms, and was constantly throwing them into his mouth...

"Shut up!" Xiaoyou grabbed Geng Gui's feet and shook it upside down vigorously, "You can't eat this! Spit it out! The pink Geng Gui is too bad!"

"Ah, I said don't worry..." Dr. Oki wiped the cold sweat from his head on the screen, "If it is not consumed for a long time, this dyeing effect will not last for a long time..."

——— tongue lick ———

After discovering that the elves on Pinggan Island are basically common goods except for their special colors, Xiaoyou decisively left Pinggan Island the next day.

First take the fossil pterosaur to fly away from the island, and then change to the tyrannosaurus - there are a lot of whirlpools around the island, I really don't know how Xiaoyou managed to land on the shore yesterday...

After one night, the pink color on Geng Gui's body has gradually faded, and now only the tail is still pink.Xiaoyou held a pink Pingkan fruit in her hand, and gnawed it in small bites—this was the "stolen goods" found on her body just now, and Miss Junsha didn't confiscate it either. Gan Island is also not viable.

"It's light, with a little bit of sweetness...the taste is not bad." After eating a flat mandarin fruit as a snack, Xiaoyou looked at her hands and feet, and they didn't turn pink. It seems that the dyeing effect of Pinggan fruit only works on elves.

Items not included in the system mall are detected, and the mall catalog is being updated... The update is complete, and new items have been registered, please check.

"..." Xiaoyou was stunned for a few seconds, then quickly opened the system store, and found a large row of new gadgets under the consumables category:

Dyeing berry (pink): After the elf eats it, the skin turns pink for 8 hours, and the duration of continuous consumption will add up. (Warning, eat 24 pieces in a row within 10 hours) Price: 200/piece

Dyed berries (bright yellow): After the elf eats them, the skin turns bright yellow for a duration... Price: 400/piece

Dyed fruit (water blue): the skin of the elves turns water blue after eating it... Price: 400/piece

Except for the pink dyed fruit which is equivalent to the flat mandarin fruit, which costs 200 yuan each, the other 11 kinds of dyed fruit—which can be combined with pink to form a set of 12-color watercolors—are priced at 400 yuan each. Twice as expensive as pink...

What did Xiaoyou think he saw?

"This is a great opportunity to make money!" Xiaoyou was so excited that he jumped up on the spot, and then fell off the Gyarados' back and fell headlong into the sea.

"Anyway, that soulless profiteer will definitely be interested in this thing!" Xiaoyou, who climbed back on the back of the Gyarados, did not wipe the water droplets on his body, fixed himself on the universal saddle, and got out of the backpack. Take out the communicator...

"Ah, it's Captain Lily Xiang..." The man with glasses on the screen smiled unnaturally after seeing Xiaoyou, "What's the matter?"

"Mr. Hangping, I have a new thing here..." Xiaoyou took out a pink dyed tree fruit that he just bought, explained the effect to Hangping, and then stuffed it into Geng Gui's mouth to demonstrate the effect . "How about it, do you think there is a business opportunity for this thing?"

"It's unbelievable..." Looking at Geng Gui whose whole body turned pink, Hang Ping's eyes widened on the screen, "There must be girls willing to buy this thing! How much does it cost?"

"300 yuan each." Xiaoyou unscrupulously raised the price by one level.

Hang Ping made some calculations: "300... is a bit expensive, but considering the effect, it should sell well. In this way, you send me a batch first, and I will try to sell it."

"No problem!" Xiaoyou happily agreed.With my existing funds, I can buy 100 and send them over after leaving the emergency fund. If each earns 100 yuan, 100 is 10000 yuan...

"That, let me mention it by the way..." After discussing the details, Hang Ping helped the glasses frame and said, "Highlighting is a good idea, but pink doesn't seem to be suitable..."

"Sticking? Pink?" Xiaoyou was taken aback, took out a mirror from her backpack and looked, "Uh..."

I saw Xiaoyou's original purple hair, but the ends of her hair had all turned pink, which looked weird...

Well, it turns out that citronella is also effective for humans.