Pokemon the wrong way

"Xiaoyou!" As soon as the competition was over, Xiaozhi ran to the lounge to find Xiaoyou as soon as he was a contestant. "That fossilized pterosaur was captured by Dashagu... Is it my one?"

Seeing Xiaozhi's nervous expression, Xiaoyou chuckled: "Haha, no. This is the fossilized pterosaur that caught you and flew out, and then came out again, and it has its mind on me. In the end, I was subdued."

Speaking of which, Xiaoyou took out the elf ball of the fossilized pterosaur: "Otherwise, I will release it and see if it recognizes you?"

"Ah, no, no, no!" Xiaozhi retreated decisively, probably because he had a shadow on the little elves like the fossil pterosaur.

After sending Xiaozhi away, Xiaoyou found herself surrounded by a group of long guns and short cannons as soon as she left the players' lounge...

"Hello player Xiaoyou!"

"Can I interview you, Xiaoyou?"

"Excuse me, where did you get the fossilized pterosaur Xiaoyou contestant..."

"May I ask contestant Xiaoyou if you will provide the fossil pterosaur to the elf scholar for research..."

At first, Xiaoyou patiently answered one by one, but soon Xiaoyou found that he would not be able to leave the arena until dark, so Xiaoyou decisively took out the elf ball and threw it on the ground, shouting: " Damn it! Lightning ball, use self-explosion!"

"Eh!?" All the reporters and photographers were so frightened that they quickly lay down—all of them protected the microphones and cameras in their hands, typically wanting news but not dying. Rushing through the blockade of the reporters, he ran to the outside of the arena.

When the reporters reacted and rushed to catch up, a pair of trays full of drinks and snacks walked out of the corner, followed by a meowing male and female vendor, and the two groups collided immediately.It is quite incredible that the peddler with only two people died together with the dozens of journalists instead of being crushed. The bodies of the two seem to be particularly strong...

"Ah, our special hot dog and juice!" The young female vendor yelled miserably, her voice sounded like a dead relative...

"The store manager will kill us!" The young male peddler wailed in despair, tears gushing out like a fountain...

Immediately afterwards, the two gave way to block the road and said in unison: "You must compensate us for the loss!"

A group of reporters looked at each other in blank dismay, looking at Miaomiao with sharp claws and a fierce expression on his face.When they paid out the two peddlers and rushed out of the arena, they only saw a gray-clothed, black-haired boy with black pants and a gloomy complexion slowly passing by...

……

Ten minutes later, in Xiaoyou's player dormitory.

"Good job!" Xiaoyou gave a thumbs up to Musashi Kojiro, who had successfully completed the task of blocking the enemy.

"Oh, alive!" Musashi smiled like a queen, "It's a piece of cake for me, Musashi, who is an excellent actress, to do this kind of thing!"

"Hey, and ah..." Kojiro rubbed the back of his head shyly and smiled, "The group of reporters bought our hot dogs and drinks, and we didn't change the money, but we made a fortune instead."

"Hehe, that's good." Xiaoyou nodded with a smile, "The task I entrusted to you, how is it going?"

"It went very well, meow!" Meow said happily, waving its paws, "We modified the torch loading robot and sold it to a construction company as a load-carrying robot. Then we bought it from a shop in Rainbow City with the money from the sale." I bought a large amount of special juice milk, served it with hot dogs and snacks, and sold it at the venue. It turned out to be a big hit, and I made a lot of money. Now we are planning to rent a place in the venue to set up a fixed booth to sell special Commemorative badge... What's wrong with you, Xiaoyou?"

"A store in Rainbow City? Fruit juice milk?" Xiaoyou's face was terribly dark, "...Is it a store called Takedaya?"

"That's right, that's the one..." Kojiro said cautiously, "How do you know, Xiaoyou?"

"You guys have been tricked." Xiaoyou forced the corners of her mouth to twitch, "Because that store is the hidden stronghold of the Rockets in Rainbow City..."

"Nani!?" The trio yelled in unison in surprise.

"It's too much!" Kojiro shouted angrily, "We bought the goods in Rockets uniforms, and they didn't give us a discount!"

Wearing the Rockets uniform to buy goods... Xiaoyou suddenly wanted to call out Geng Gui to shoot a shadow ball and blow up these bastards...

But Xiaoyou still just sighed in the end: "That's because your uniforms are not standardized, they treat you as cosplay..."

For such a long time, Xiaoyou has known for a long time that the uniform colors of the Rockets are only black for ordinary players, dark gray for captains, and light gray for cadres—even if there are a few exceptions, it is still a difference in shape. They are all between black and gray, and there is absolutely no white ones—the white Rockets uniforms of Musashi and Kojiro are actually not special forces at all, but illegally altered uniforms...

Now Xiaoyou finally understands why Musashi Kojiro dared to wear the Rockets uniforms to the streets all day long, but no one caught them—it turned out that before they did bad things and became active criminals, others regarded them as cosplay...

Speaking of which, they used to wear this outfit to report to Boss Sakagi?Oh, Uncle Sakagi is such an open-minded and good leader...

Hmm, seems to be a bit off topic.After realizing this, Xiaoyou shook his head and expelled the unnecessary thoughts from his mind: "You, have you told the people at Takeda Store that you are here to do business at the Quartz Conference?"

"..." The trio shook their heads.

"Very good..." Xiaoyou nodded, and then took out the communicator, "Musashi, stand back, don't be caught by the camera...Geng Gui, come out and cooperate with me."

"Oh..." "Talk and talk!"

The phone was connected.

"Ah, it's Captain Lily Xiang!" The young man Hang Ping wearing a pair of plain glasses on the screen smiled heartlessly. "Signed photos are on sale now! According to the first quarter bonus of the contract, I will call you right away..."

"Vice-captain Hangping, I was thinking of you..." Xiaoyou stared at Hangping with a creepy and gloomy smile, a faint purple-black mist emanated from his body, and his hair fluttered automatically without wind. "Should I let the Arbo monster swallow you alive and let the stomach acid dissolve you little by little, or should I sprinkle you with estrogen perfume and throw it among a hundred monsters in estrus? Or maybe you prefer the tentacles, with the stinging jellyfish's tentacles going in your mouth and coming out of the anus..."

"That..." On the screen, Hang Ping's forehead was sweating slightly, "Captain Lily Xiang, don't get excited, I think I can explain..."

"No, no... You don't need to explain, I understand, it's just for business operations." Xiaoyou's smile is very warm, but it looks even more weird when paired with the "special effects" made by Geng Gui. "I will go to Rainbow City again when I find time—rest assured that I will introduce a capable deputy to the person in charge of Rainbow Distribution, and your unfortunate death will not affect the operation of the branch."

"No, it's enough for Sister Arlene to have me..." Hangping said with a sweaty smile.

"Hangping, whose communication is it?" At this time, a female voice faintly came out of the communicator, Xiaoyou rolled her eyes, and immediately clicked to use the transformation kit in the inventory, and then stretched out her hand to hold her throat— - Made it for Kojiro Musashi - deliberately said loudly with a sweet and tingling female voice: "I hate it, Kohei-chan~~ Who told you not to come to see him for so long..."

On the opposite side of the screen, Hang Ping's face suddenly changed drastically. While covering the horn of the communicator with lightning speed, he turned his head and said loudly, "It's nothing! It's just a joke! Big sister, can you come and see it?" , it's just children playing...!!"

"Ah~~ Hang Ping-chan, if you look at him like this, he will be shy~~" On the other side of the screen, Xiaoyou is holding a tool box in his hand, and it has turned into a lily-like face—a rare sight Putting on light makeup——to the pale-faced Mr. Hang Ping, he showed a sweet smile.

"Captain Lily Xiang! This is my lifelong request!" Hangping seemed to be on the verge of tears, "Please don't do this again! Big sister will really kill me!"

"Then." "Captain Lily Fragrance" smiled like a flower. "The ratio of profit sharing..."

"60% for you!"

"No~~I want 80%~~"

"How is it possible! I will lose all my capital! Up to 70%!"

"That's okay, but I want to buy a large amount of juice milk, can you give me a [-]% discount?"

"Too low! Up to [-]% off!"

"Yeah~~Hangping-chan, you are so stingy~~"

"[-]% off! [-]% off, [-]% off!"

"Okay, so shipping costs..."

"I'm leaving now! Please change your face back..."

……

After squeezing out enough oil and water, Xiaoyou released Hangping at the right time, and changed back to normal when Hangping's immediate boss came over.By the way, Arlene, the branch manager of Rainbow City, in Xiaoyou's eyes, is a strong lady who looks like a mature version of Isayama Koizumi——Hangping has a lot of vision...

"Okay, so you can buy goods at Takeda House in the future at half price." After turning off the communicator, Xiaoyou was greeted by the Rockets trio full of adoring star eyes. "Xiaoyou, you are too powerful!"

Meow held her face with her paws, her eyes turned into the shape of gold coins: "This way our profit has almost doubled, Meow!"

"Okay, okay, let's not mention this for now." Xiaoyou waved his hand, "Let's not mention the matter of making money for the time being, how about the matter that I let you mobile phone players' information?"

"Uh..." The faces of the trio froze.

"Well, because the business of selling fruit juice and milk is unexpectedly good this time..." Musashi touched his head with a dry smile.

"As a result, I accidentally collected information..." Kojiro rubbed his hands with a smirk.

"I forgot meow..." Miaomiao shook her paw embarrassingly.

"..." Xiaoyou thought it would be better to let Geng Gui give them a shadow ball.