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Chapter 843
"Young Master Xu, please don't be rude to Senior Brother Liao Kong from Jingnian Temple." Master Chang Shan from Yuhe Nunnery joined hands lightly and said, "Master Tian Dao and Master Yi Jian have not seen each other for decades and are still very kind and polite."
"Why are you polite when old friends meet again?" Tiandao Song Que stood proudly without even looking at Fan Qinghui from the corner of his eyes.
Xu Ziling had always been worried that he and Fan Qinghui would have some old entanglements, so he paid special attention to it, but now it seemed that Tiandao Song Que didn't seem to be moved just because he saw Fan Qinghui, and he was still the same, which made Xu Ziling feel at ease.But Fu Cailin took half a step and bowed his hands slightly to the crowd and said calmly: "Master Liaokong Fanzhai, Master Chang Shanan, Brother Ning Dao, and senior Fu Cailin are respectful."
"Brother Fu has lived in Goguryeo for a long time, unexpectedly, he will also come here for an appointment." The old man with a five-strand beard and a quaint face suddenly laughed vigorously: "The three of us have not been together for a long time. Grassland Wu Zun haven't seen each other for decades, but you and Brother Fu are still handsome, but I, a Taoist priest with mixed hair, look old."
"Master Fu's self-enlightened "Nine Mysteries Dafa" is unique and extraordinary." Wu Zun Bi Xuan's voice came from a distance below the mountain and hummed: "Brother Bi Xuan came late, please do not take offense."
"You are Ning Daoqi?" Xu Ziling suddenly said strangely when he heard it: "It doesn't look like it!"
"Then what do you think Ning Daoqi should look like?" The old man with a five-strand beard and a quaint face laughed again: "I have heard for a long time that Mr. Xu's words are extraordinary and eloquent, and he is unparalleled in the world. Don't you want to say something again?" What made the old Taoist shame? Speaking of which, I really want to know how Mr. Xu will evaluate the old Taoist Ning Daoqi."
"Ning Daoqi!" Xu Ziling walked around Ning Daoqi in a big way, as if he was thinking of a couplet for a merchant in Luoyang, and then thought for a while. Under the gaze of the old man with a quaint face, he smiled and said: "Ning Daoqi is a The number one master in the Central Plains naturally has to look like a master, even if he doesn't, he has to look like a senior master, so he can look like this!"
"Then tell me, how can you look like a senior?" Ning Daoqi gently stroked his five long beards with his hands.The eyes of wisdom looked at Xu Ziling and asked.
"First of all, it's because the outer packaging is not strong enough!" Xu Ziling pointed to the top of Ning Daoqi's head and said, "If you wear a crown, then it's naturally a gold crown, a silver crown, and a jade crown. This is what a Taoist priest with profound Taoism wears! You can't wear this, you have to wear a yin and yang gossip Qingfeng robe in your hand, you have to hold a sweeping cloud in your hand, see a star crane with a heartbeat, step on the Nine Palaces, Wuding Town, and a river shoe, and you have a peach wood sword in the back to kill demons and exorcise evil, then it will be perfect."
"Do you have to speak a little differently after wearing such nice clothes?" Ning Daoqi asked again.
"Of course." Xu Ziling nodded immediately and said, "If you open your mouth and keep your mouth shut, praise the immeasurable Tianzun to influence the world, and then you will say 'Taishang Laojun urgently forgives the law! I feel that you have a god-like spirit and will naturally respect you!"
"Since you do things like this, you can't do things casually? Do you have to look like a god?" Ning Daoqi chuckled.
"What else do you need to do?" Xu Ziling immediately objected when he heard it: "Are you still doing things when you are so arrogant? No need at all! When you have to walk, let someone carry you or let someone lie on the ground and let yourself go It's their blessing that you stepped on their backs! What do you want to do? You don't need to move or even talk. If they don't understand, they can change to a group of understanding people to serve you. Yes. They have to help you get ready before you even think about it!"
"Then it's boring not to do anything!" Ning Daoqi sighed with a fly in the ointment.
"You can listen to the hearts of believers!" Xu Ziling said immediately after hearing this: "You don't do anything but listen to other people praying to you. Whose wife ran away with someone, whose son was not filial to his parents, whose family My daughter is married to an incompetent guy, I didn’t realize it during the blind date, and my elder brother, who is in his 40s, hasn’t found a wife, they all want to talk to you..."
"He can't talk to me if he hasn't found a wife!" Ning Daoqi chuckled and said, "I don't have a daughter to be his wife either!"
"If you really have a daughter, he wouldn't dare to take it." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "You are a man of God, who dares to take your daughter? He probably wanted to tell him that he was going to seduce the widow Wang from the village or go out to pick up a little girl on the road." Come back and raise her to be a child bride."
"This doesn't seem very good!" Ning Daoqi laughed loudly: "Then what should I do? Promise him?"
"No, you don't need to say anything." Xu Ziling waved his hand and said, "If you talk, he will be very disappointed. You don't need to say anything, and he will understand how to do it by himself! Of course, he will come back to thank you after he has done it!"
"It doesn't work if you keep doing this. Is there anything else? It seems that I'm tired of hearing too much about how others seduce widows." Ning Daoqi shook his head.
"You feel tired before you start." Xu Ziling sighed: "You see the statues in the temple are listening to everyone talking like this every day, and why have you ever complained? So you, the number one master in the Central Plains, are not good enough! You see I said last time that the crazy monk Fu Nanda in India said all the good and bad things, and he was not angry at all when he said that he had an affair with Mrs. Meiyan. Wu Zun also knew about it because he was there at the time to prove it.”
"Mr. Xu's nonsense skills are invincible in the world, and Bi Xuan admires him." Wu Zun Bi Xuan flew over proudly, and behind him was the Great Khan Jieli of the Eastern Turks.Along with him was an old man in black robe and cloak who had fought against Xu Ziling many times before, his skill Tongxuan was second only to Wu Zun Bixuan, and the skill of a prairie master was especially above Dunyugu.
"Wu Zun also has the same kung fu that is invincible in the world!" Ba Feng snorted coldly.
"What is it?" Yin Xianhe asked curiously.
"Run for your life!" Ba Fenghan laughed loudly: "Last time I wanted to play two hands with him, who would have known that once his invincible kung fu came out, I didn't want to retreat, so I just watched him do it!"
"Admiration, admiration!" Xu Ziling immediately cupped his hands and said, "Unexpectedly, Wu Zun Bixuan was so powerful before. This kung fu is very suitable for me. It would be great if Wu Zun would give us some pointers so that we can use it for the rest of our lives. A madman can see natural enemies Invincible kung fu is your honor! You should thank Wu Zun for benefiting you a lot!"
"I'll thank Wu Zun later, and I'll even ask you how to use this invincible kung fu!" Ba Feng snorted coldly.
"It seems that it is not respectful to say something about fighting and killing before the Buddhist master." Jieli cupped his hands and said, "Mr. Xu's whole army charged to attack Longquan before he left. violation?"
"Is there?" Xu Ziling asked curiously, "Did the entire Huaxia Army attack Longquan after I left?"
"Of course, if you are not deaf, I believe you can hear the shouts and killings from far away!" Xie Li laughed and asked, "I believe Mr. Xu is not deaf?"
"How can I be deaf!" Xu Ziling also laughed and said, "If you don't tell me, you would think it was the sound of Longquan Khitan horse bandits slaughtering Su Mo, men, women and children! Because these shouts are really similar... I have already attended the appointment I don't know which guy is so daring to order the whole army to charge back and must be punished. Xianhe, how do I deal with this hateful guy?"
"Hungry him!" Yin Xianhe said viciously: "Put food and wine in front of him and make him drool, but it's not for him!"
"Are you so cruel?" Xu Ziling exclaimed, "This punishment is not light!"
"Is this punishment heavy?" Ning Daoqi suddenly asked.
"Of course, it's fine if you don't eat a meal. Try having someone put a delicious meal in front of you and watch the other person eat and drink without your own share. You will immediately understand that this is torture." Xu Ziling Straightforwardly.
"This is indeed a torture for me." Ning Daoqi laughed and said, "Mr. Xu said for a long time that the old Taoist couldn't understand what you mean. Do you still want to persuade the old Taoist to help you? You can try Maybe the old Taoist will help you because you are the successor of the "Longevity Art"."
"I'm too lazy to waste my saliva." Xu Ziling shook his head like a rattle and said, "Idiots also know that you can't help me. You are someone else's thug just like the old man Xiang who is hiding in the big cloak."
"Thugs?" Ning Daoqi laughed again and said, "We have the word "thugs" written on our foreheads?"
"No." Xu Ziling snorted softly: "Aren't you thugs? These two old guys add up to over 100 years old. Don't you hide in the deep mountains and old forests, with pine as your neighbor and bamboo as your friend? Plant some chrysanthemums in the front yard and plum blossoms in the back door. What are you doing here to play chess? Are you greedy that the rain here is heavy enough? The wind blowing here is full of bloody smell. If you practice Taoism, you can practice Taoism. What did you come here to make money with?"
"I really want to move." Ning Daoqi didn't get angry and said with a slight smile: "I also stopped by to see you, a little Taoist priest."
"I'm not a little Taoist priest." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle, "I'm just a bastard! If I were a little Taoist priest, then Master Fanzhai would show me the "Cihang Sword Code". Excited to spit out a mouthful of blood, people in the world will believe that I am indeed a genuine little Taoist priest!"
"Mr. Xu, why bother with what happened back then." Fan Qinghui suddenly said lightly and calmly: "Cihang Jingzhai doesn't need famous people in the world to praise others, and it won't help or hurt my Buddhist and Zen mind. If it wasn't for the holy ancestor What does it have to do with Cihang Jingzhai to order all disciples to enter the world and practice for three years?"
"Cihang Jingzhai is naturally noble and arrogant!" Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I, a little bastard, have always respected Cihang Jingzhai. When I was begging in Yangzhou, I thought that if Cihangjing came here It’s all right if the fasting fairy saves my soul or my life, just donate some money to save my empty stomach. It’s a pity...”
"What a pity?" Yin Xian Heqi asked.
"It's a pity that the fairy of Cihang Jingzhai didn't show up when I secretly roasted the chicken to eat, and didn't yell at Boss Yan to stop when he beat me fiercely, nor did he draw his sword to teach him a lesson, making everyone around applaud. "Xu Ziling laughed and said: "At that time, I was wondering if the fairies from Cihang Jingzhai would come at night and secretly rub some medicine on my wounds to do good deeds without leaving a name. Xianhe, you know what they are all great. It’s all anonymous.”
"Then are they here at night?" Yin Xianhe asked again.
"Why are you polite when old friends meet again?" Tiandao Song Que stood proudly without even looking at Fan Qinghui from the corner of his eyes.
Xu Ziling had always been worried that he and Fan Qinghui would have some old entanglements, so he paid special attention to it, but now it seemed that Tiandao Song Que didn't seem to be moved just because he saw Fan Qinghui, and he was still the same, which made Xu Ziling feel at ease.But Fu Cailin took half a step and bowed his hands slightly to the crowd and said calmly: "Master Liaokong Fanzhai, Master Chang Shanan, Brother Ning Dao, and senior Fu Cailin are respectful."
"Brother Fu has lived in Goguryeo for a long time, unexpectedly, he will also come here for an appointment." The old man with a five-strand beard and a quaint face suddenly laughed vigorously: "The three of us have not been together for a long time. Grassland Wu Zun haven't seen each other for decades, but you and Brother Fu are still handsome, but I, a Taoist priest with mixed hair, look old."
"Master Fu's self-enlightened "Nine Mysteries Dafa" is unique and extraordinary." Wu Zun Bi Xuan's voice came from a distance below the mountain and hummed: "Brother Bi Xuan came late, please do not take offense."
"You are Ning Daoqi?" Xu Ziling suddenly said strangely when he heard it: "It doesn't look like it!"
"Then what do you think Ning Daoqi should look like?" The old man with a five-strand beard and a quaint face laughed again: "I have heard for a long time that Mr. Xu's words are extraordinary and eloquent, and he is unparalleled in the world. Don't you want to say something again?" What made the old Taoist shame? Speaking of which, I really want to know how Mr. Xu will evaluate the old Taoist Ning Daoqi."
"Ning Daoqi!" Xu Ziling walked around Ning Daoqi in a big way, as if he was thinking of a couplet for a merchant in Luoyang, and then thought for a while. Under the gaze of the old man with a quaint face, he smiled and said: "Ning Daoqi is a The number one master in the Central Plains naturally has to look like a master, even if he doesn't, he has to look like a senior master, so he can look like this!"
"Then tell me, how can you look like a senior?" Ning Daoqi gently stroked his five long beards with his hands.The eyes of wisdom looked at Xu Ziling and asked.
"First of all, it's because the outer packaging is not strong enough!" Xu Ziling pointed to the top of Ning Daoqi's head and said, "If you wear a crown, then it's naturally a gold crown, a silver crown, and a jade crown. This is what a Taoist priest with profound Taoism wears! You can't wear this, you have to wear a yin and yang gossip Qingfeng robe in your hand, you have to hold a sweeping cloud in your hand, see a star crane with a heartbeat, step on the Nine Palaces, Wuding Town, and a river shoe, and you have a peach wood sword in the back to kill demons and exorcise evil, then it will be perfect."
"Do you have to speak a little differently after wearing such nice clothes?" Ning Daoqi asked again.
"Of course." Xu Ziling nodded immediately and said, "If you open your mouth and keep your mouth shut, praise the immeasurable Tianzun to influence the world, and then you will say 'Taishang Laojun urgently forgives the law! I feel that you have a god-like spirit and will naturally respect you!"
"Since you do things like this, you can't do things casually? Do you have to look like a god?" Ning Daoqi chuckled.
"What else do you need to do?" Xu Ziling immediately objected when he heard it: "Are you still doing things when you are so arrogant? No need at all! When you have to walk, let someone carry you or let someone lie on the ground and let yourself go It's their blessing that you stepped on their backs! What do you want to do? You don't need to move or even talk. If they don't understand, they can change to a group of understanding people to serve you. Yes. They have to help you get ready before you even think about it!"
"Then it's boring not to do anything!" Ning Daoqi sighed with a fly in the ointment.
"You can listen to the hearts of believers!" Xu Ziling said immediately after hearing this: "You don't do anything but listen to other people praying to you. Whose wife ran away with someone, whose son was not filial to his parents, whose family My daughter is married to an incompetent guy, I didn’t realize it during the blind date, and my elder brother, who is in his 40s, hasn’t found a wife, they all want to talk to you..."
"He can't talk to me if he hasn't found a wife!" Ning Daoqi chuckled and said, "I don't have a daughter to be his wife either!"
"If you really have a daughter, he wouldn't dare to take it." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "You are a man of God, who dares to take your daughter? He probably wanted to tell him that he was going to seduce the widow Wang from the village or go out to pick up a little girl on the road." Come back and raise her to be a child bride."
"This doesn't seem very good!" Ning Daoqi laughed loudly: "Then what should I do? Promise him?"
"No, you don't need to say anything." Xu Ziling waved his hand and said, "If you talk, he will be very disappointed. You don't need to say anything, and he will understand how to do it by himself! Of course, he will come back to thank you after he has done it!"
"It doesn't work if you keep doing this. Is there anything else? It seems that I'm tired of hearing too much about how others seduce widows." Ning Daoqi shook his head.
"You feel tired before you start." Xu Ziling sighed: "You see the statues in the temple are listening to everyone talking like this every day, and why have you ever complained? So you, the number one master in the Central Plains, are not good enough! You see I said last time that the crazy monk Fu Nanda in India said all the good and bad things, and he was not angry at all when he said that he had an affair with Mrs. Meiyan. Wu Zun also knew about it because he was there at the time to prove it.”
"Mr. Xu's nonsense skills are invincible in the world, and Bi Xuan admires him." Wu Zun Bi Xuan flew over proudly, and behind him was the Great Khan Jieli of the Eastern Turks.Along with him was an old man in black robe and cloak who had fought against Xu Ziling many times before, his skill Tongxuan was second only to Wu Zun Bixuan, and the skill of a prairie master was especially above Dunyugu.
"Wu Zun also has the same kung fu that is invincible in the world!" Ba Feng snorted coldly.
"What is it?" Yin Xianhe asked curiously.
"Run for your life!" Ba Fenghan laughed loudly: "Last time I wanted to play two hands with him, who would have known that once his invincible kung fu came out, I didn't want to retreat, so I just watched him do it!"
"Admiration, admiration!" Xu Ziling immediately cupped his hands and said, "Unexpectedly, Wu Zun Bixuan was so powerful before. This kung fu is very suitable for me. It would be great if Wu Zun would give us some pointers so that we can use it for the rest of our lives. A madman can see natural enemies Invincible kung fu is your honor! You should thank Wu Zun for benefiting you a lot!"
"I'll thank Wu Zun later, and I'll even ask you how to use this invincible kung fu!" Ba Feng snorted coldly.
"It seems that it is not respectful to say something about fighting and killing before the Buddhist master." Jieli cupped his hands and said, "Mr. Xu's whole army charged to attack Longquan before he left. violation?"
"Is there?" Xu Ziling asked curiously, "Did the entire Huaxia Army attack Longquan after I left?"
"Of course, if you are not deaf, I believe you can hear the shouts and killings from far away!" Xie Li laughed and asked, "I believe Mr. Xu is not deaf?"
"How can I be deaf!" Xu Ziling also laughed and said, "If you don't tell me, you would think it was the sound of Longquan Khitan horse bandits slaughtering Su Mo, men, women and children! Because these shouts are really similar... I have already attended the appointment I don't know which guy is so daring to order the whole army to charge back and must be punished. Xianhe, how do I deal with this hateful guy?"
"Hungry him!" Yin Xianhe said viciously: "Put food and wine in front of him and make him drool, but it's not for him!"
"Are you so cruel?" Xu Ziling exclaimed, "This punishment is not light!"
"Is this punishment heavy?" Ning Daoqi suddenly asked.
"Of course, it's fine if you don't eat a meal. Try having someone put a delicious meal in front of you and watch the other person eat and drink without your own share. You will immediately understand that this is torture." Xu Ziling Straightforwardly.
"This is indeed a torture for me." Ning Daoqi laughed and said, "Mr. Xu said for a long time that the old Taoist couldn't understand what you mean. Do you still want to persuade the old Taoist to help you? You can try Maybe the old Taoist will help you because you are the successor of the "Longevity Art"."
"I'm too lazy to waste my saliva." Xu Ziling shook his head like a rattle and said, "Idiots also know that you can't help me. You are someone else's thug just like the old man Xiang who is hiding in the big cloak."
"Thugs?" Ning Daoqi laughed again and said, "We have the word "thugs" written on our foreheads?"
"No." Xu Ziling snorted softly: "Aren't you thugs? These two old guys add up to over 100 years old. Don't you hide in the deep mountains and old forests, with pine as your neighbor and bamboo as your friend? Plant some chrysanthemums in the front yard and plum blossoms in the back door. What are you doing here to play chess? Are you greedy that the rain here is heavy enough? The wind blowing here is full of bloody smell. If you practice Taoism, you can practice Taoism. What did you come here to make money with?"
"I really want to move." Ning Daoqi didn't get angry and said with a slight smile: "I also stopped by to see you, a little Taoist priest."
"I'm not a little Taoist priest." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle, "I'm just a bastard! If I were a little Taoist priest, then Master Fanzhai would show me the "Cihang Sword Code". Excited to spit out a mouthful of blood, people in the world will believe that I am indeed a genuine little Taoist priest!"
"Mr. Xu, why bother with what happened back then." Fan Qinghui suddenly said lightly and calmly: "Cihang Jingzhai doesn't need famous people in the world to praise others, and it won't help or hurt my Buddhist and Zen mind. If it wasn't for the holy ancestor What does it have to do with Cihang Jingzhai to order all disciples to enter the world and practice for three years?"
"Cihang Jingzhai is naturally noble and arrogant!" Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I, a little bastard, have always respected Cihang Jingzhai. When I was begging in Yangzhou, I thought that if Cihangjing came here It’s all right if the fasting fairy saves my soul or my life, just donate some money to save my empty stomach. It’s a pity...”
"What a pity?" Yin Xian Heqi asked.
"It's a pity that the fairy of Cihang Jingzhai didn't show up when I secretly roasted the chicken to eat, and didn't yell at Boss Yan to stop when he beat me fiercely, nor did he draw his sword to teach him a lesson, making everyone around applaud. "Xu Ziling laughed and said: "At that time, I was wondering if the fairies from Cihang Jingzhai would come at night and secretly rub some medicine on my wounds to do good deeds without leaving a name. Xianhe, you know what they are all great. It’s all anonymous.”
"Then are they here at night?" Yin Xianhe asked again.
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