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After World War I, the Persian team was hit hard, and Prince Hanmei stayed behind closed doors.

In the following two days of competition, the Persian team not only lost to the strong East Turkic team, but also lost to the Li Tang team, and finally even lost to the polo team sent by Daxia Dou Jiande to study and observe.Naturally, the East Turks would not be polite to Persia and take the opportunity to add insult to injury and win wildly.Although Li Tang's team was reluctant to win, but the Persian team was not in the state, Li Yuan let the empty goal many times, and they just couldn't score.

In the end, Li Yuanji felt that winning one goal means winning and winning a few more is also winning, and the applause and cheers present were too enthusiastic. The little beauties who came to watch the game were too crazy.So Li Tang, the peacemaker, also won.Of course, the victory of the Great Xia Army is due to its moisture. Persia originally wanted to revive the morale and kill this third-rate polo team. Under Xia's third-rate team.

Regarding the performance of the Persian team, Xu Ziling of the Huaxia Army sorted out a set of reasons for the loss, together with the scoring process, and asked Chang'an's famous craftsmen to engrave these words on the monument on Zhuque Street.

Li Tang had signed the agreement and treaty before, and no one could convince Wei Zheng, an old stubborn, so he had to let the Huaxia Army do so.

It is naturally very cool about the winning process, but everyone has already spread it to thousands of households, but it is not as eye-catching as the reason for the Persian team's loss.Those who have good things go to the sedan chair team early to wait for the unveiling of the red cloth at the auspicious time.

Waiting for thousands of people to watch the auspicious time come, the Huaxia Army's gongs, drums and firecrackers are lit, the lions and dragons dance together.

The two envoys, Wei Zheng and Li Fucheng, unveiled the ceremony in person, so that Wen Yanbo, who was on the one hand trying to persuade the Huaxia Army to be less noisy, simply gave up his heart.Regarding the stubbornness of Wei Zheng, the chief envoy of the Huaxia Army, Wen Yanbo felt that it would be better to persuade a cow than to persuade him.

Wei Zheng not only unveiled it himself, but also read it for everyone in person.

During the process of the Huaxia Army's victory, everyone applauded and applauded enthusiastically.However, when Wei Zheng read that Xu Ziling sorted out the reasons why the Persian team always loses, everyone burst into laughter and almost staggered from laughter. No one could stand upright.Even Wen Yanbo who came to persuade him turned around and couldn't stop laughing.

Reasons why Persia always lose:

The turf is wrong.

[-]. The turf may be too hard; [-]. The turf may be too soft; [-]. Persian horses are not used to turf or mud.

weather reason.

[-]. Snow, rain, hail, snow and rain, north wind; [-].The sun was too bright, too bright, too hot.West oblique half sun and half shade discomfort; [-], lukewarm (can not cause trouble to the opponent).

The reason for the game.

[-]. The presiding officer did not favor the Persian team; [-]. The prescribing officer seemed to favor the opponent of the Persian team; [-]. The prescribing officer did not sing the wrong number of goals; [-]. The opponent's horse was too strong and fast; [-]. The opponent's skill was too high Good cooperation, too much tacit understanding, too many tricks, too weird tactics; [-]. The hole is biased to help the opponent not reject all the polos; Stoppage time also failed to stop the game in time.

off-site factors.

[-]. The atmosphere of the away game is affected; [-]. Li Tang's audience does not cheer for the Persian team; [-]. Li Tang's audience will boo and disturb people's hearts; [-]. Some people throw things in the field (but there are always flowers and colored paper, no stones and firecrackers Didn't mash and blow up a smug opponent or startle his horse).

lottery problem.

[-]. Fighting the Huaxia Army first lowers morale; [-]. Fighting against a strong team like the Huaxia Army should be a normal performance for the Persian team to lose; Too much mental burden to play normally; [-]. Facing a weak team like Daxia and losing, not paying enough attention to the opponent is just a momentary carelessness.

The issue of foreign aid.

[-]. The Tubo foreign players didn’t play and lost because the Persian team was hiding their strength. [-]. The Tubo foreign players played but still lost because they didn’t adapt to Li Tang’s game and didn’t recover from the fatigue of the long journey from Tubo to Li Tang.

Equipment base.

60. The horse is too poor, not strong enough, not flexible enough, not fast enough, and cannot evolve into a pegasus; [-]. The stick is too bad, too short to save the ball, too long to dribble, not too long or short when shooting the ball, and cannot automatically lengthen and shorten as you like; [-]. [-]. The translator was so poor that he couldn’t quickly translate Prince Khamimei’s long protest and correctly translated Prince Khamimei’s angrily scolding; [-]. The royal officials who raise horses in Persia are too poor to turn ordinary horses into flying horses; Make food that makes people excited when they eat it; [-]. The old maids who sweep the floor of the Persian posthouse are poor in appearance. Although they are beautiful, it was more than [-] years ago; [-]. The name of the Persian team Difference……

Although the reasons for the Persian team's loss are a bit more than the process of the Chinese army's winning process, the craftsmen don't mind.

They are willing to charge the same price to engrave so many words on the back of the monument one by one as a model for the world to look up to.

Seeing Wei Zheng read these words in a serious manner, no one can stand still, everyone laughed cramply. It was the first time someone proposed to shout long live three times to this funny Xu Ziling to show his inner excitement, but Wei Zheng stopped him from thinking. Xu Ziling did not enthroned as the emperor, but he did not object to everyone shouting three times long live the Huaxia Army.

Li Fucheng also smiled and pasted a piece of red paper on a temporary wooden sign beside him.

In different handwriting it reads:

If the Persian team wins, I will return the territory of Prince Hanmei to him...Xu Ziling, the leader of the Huaxia Army.

If the Persian team wins, I will give Prince Hameimei a hundred beauties... Luoyang city lord Wang Xuanshu.

If the Persian team wins, I will quit drinking... Ouyang Xiyi, the wine king of the Huaxia Army.

If the Persian team wins, I'll laugh out loud... Ba Fenghan, the cool sword madman of the Huaxia Army.

If the Persian team wins, I will run naked... The Huaxia Army secretly angered Zhou Laofang.

If the Persian team wins the game, I will agree to establish diplomatic relations...Wei Zheng, head of the Chinese military envoy and foreign minister.

If the Persian team wins, I will trade at half price... Li Fucheng, Deputy Director General of Commerce and Finance of Huaxia Army Luoyang.

If the Persian team wins, I will switch to the big sword... Li Tang cracks the carbine user Qi Wang Li Yuanji.

If the Persian team wins the game, I will kiss Prince Hamimei's ass...Big Xia Envoy and Confucian scholar Liu Xiao.

If the Persian team wins, I will recognize Ye Hu, the leader of the Western Turks, as my godfather... Mo Heer, the head of the Eastern Turks' envoy.

Everyone was rolling with laughter after watching it.

The tears couldn't stop splashing out, whether it was commoners, rich businessmen, Confucian scholars, officials or ladies, they all laughed wildly.After the outburst of laughter, it didn't stop for a long time. On the contrary, it tended to become more and more intense. Countless people joined the ranks of this hilarious laughter.First there are soldiers patrolling the streets, then there are more people, curious people who have just heard the news, and finally there are businessmen who are buying and selling...

All the people were wiping their tears while reading, and indeed they had no strength to laugh, so they went to the side to rest for a while before laughing.

There's no one who doesn't laugh with cramp in the face and knots in the gut, but no one cares.

The Confucian scholar who was chanted by Huaxia Army Silver could not read it accurately and clearly. He had to let everyone burst into laughter for a while to vent the laughter in their hearts before continuing to read a paragraph... Huaxia Army is far away In the local area, red paper is used to mark that those who approach must have a healthy heart and strong self-control. Those who are newly mourned in the family or who are in poor health are not allowed to take a close look.

This storm of laughter exploded into the palace, and even Tang Emperor Li Yuan, who was a little depressed due to his diplomatic difficulties recently, laughed for an hour when he heard the news.

Although he didn't express his opinion, he secretly asked Wei Gonggong to reward the living treasure Xu Ziling with a big-headed doll made of jade to express his appreciation.

Chang'an Huaxia Army Foreign Envoy Post House.

Li Xiuning's daughters, who walked a little differently when they came back that day, all looked at Xu Ziling with strange eyes.

Even the little princess asked them a little strangely, didn't they go to watch the game?How can you do such a shameful thing with so many people?Before Xu Ziling had time to explain, Shang Xiuxuan returned to the room with a temper and ignored Xu Ziling for two days.

As soon as he saw Li Xiuning, he left without giving her a chance to apologize.Concubine Shi Xuan was also a little curious, but she was embarrassed to open her mouth and blushed when she vaguely heard the little princess talking to Shen Luoyan and the others.She didn't know that Li Xiuning still liked that and even felt a little weird.Because even if the girls are the most obedient little princess without a shred of opinion, she will never let Xu Ziling touch her little chrysanthemum, but how could this Li Xiuning like it...

It is really unbelievable that there is a righteous path and not a crooked path.The most important thing is how could she make Xu Ziling move around under the eyes of tens of thousands of people on the polo field?The more concubine Shi Xuan thought about it, the more she blushed, and finally screamed in her heart that it was absurd.

It took Xu Ziling two days for him to sneak into Shang Xiuxuan's room again.

Although Shang Xiuxuan was angry for Li Xiuning, she couldn't refuse this guy's rhetoric.Moreover, the girls persuaded her to let the little pervert break into her bed again, and finally got under the quilt.Two people are about to be husband and wife, naturally they also fight at the head of the bed and vent their anger elsewhere, and finally embrace each other and fall into a sweet dream.

In the middle of the night, a dark shadow slipped in.

As soon as she came in, Shang Xiuxuan woke up, and at first she thought it was the little princess because the little princess likes to sneak over and change rooms in the middle of the night, no matter Xu Ziling is in the room of the De sisters, Shen Luoyan's room or Shang Xiuxuan's room Come and go.

But this black shadow didn't crawl up like a little princess with a smile on her face. While hugging Xu Ziling, she stretched out her hand to pinch her chest and said with a smile to help tidy herself up... She seemed to be hesitating to approach Xu Ziling instead of hugging him, but walked over instead. He didn't reach out and fumble in front of the bed on his side, but stood quietly.

She has another scent on her body, it's definitely not the little princess or Shen Luoyan's little fox.

The Fu sisters would never walk around like the little princess at night, and even Shen Luoyan rarely walked around unless the little princess was pulling her.

Is it an enemy?As soon as Shang Xiuxuan's beautiful eyes opened, she pulled out the silver sword from the pillow and flew up, and the sword pierced out the sword light like a phoenix dancing in the sky.