Save Datang MM

"Hahaha..." Daoxin burst out laughing when he heard that, his chubby and blessed body floated down like a fallen leaf, and he played with Xu Ziling, twirled around and laughed, "You're the funniest kid." That's an empty bald donkey who still practices closed-mouth meditation at an age like a dumb person all day long, asking questions and knocking on wooden fish, which makes the old monk really boring."

"What's wrong with practicing closed mantra to rejuvenate?" Xu Ziling wondered.

"A stinky skin is not the same whether it is old or young!" Daoxin shook his head again and again, "The old monk is not like a boy. You have to rely on a small face to impress a little girl. It's better to be old-fashioned. It also looks more respectable." Yes or no?"

"Old monk, everyone is familiar with each other, but I will sue you for slander if you talk nonsense!" Xu Ziling snorted unaccustomedly: "When did I rely on my face to charm the little girl? I rely on rhetoric and others Strength. If you can fascinate a little girl by relying on your face, why don't you be fascinated by me?"

"How do you know she's not cute?" Daoxin asked back.

"If she's infatuated with me, why doesn't she come to have a private meeting with me and instead let you, an old monk, come to see me?" Xu Ziling snorted softly.

"Maybe you didn't tell her some sweet words or show a little strength for her to see." Daoxin asked, "How could she fall in love with you if you don't act? Besides, she's a little girl. I'm an old lady. How can a monk know?"

"Stop talking nonsense." Xu Ziling laughed loudly: "Since you don't know, don't talk nonsense and don't meddle in trouble."

"It turns out that you are playing tricks to persuade the old monk to be a good boy." Daoxin heard the true meaning behind Xu Ziling's words, but he was not annoyed at all.On the contrary, he laughed loudly and said, "The old monk doesn't like to meddle in trouble, but even if he doesn't like it, he still has to take care of it sometimes. Have you never tried something you have to do if you don't like it?"

"I've tried a lot." Xu Ziling said with a smile, "But I'm a young gangster from Yangzhou. You are different from you. You are one of the four holy monks, Master Daoxin."

"The Four Great Sages are also human beings. Although outsiders call them the Four Great Sages, they are also human beings just like ordinary people. They need to eat, wear clothes, sleep and breathe." Daoxin said with a chuckle: "So. Yangzhou Primary School The gangsters have to do things they don’t like, and the four bald donkeys, the four holy monks, also need to do things they don’t like.”

"It seems that it is a failure to be a holy monk to your level!" Xu Ziling sighed deliberately for Daoxin.

"What should a holy monk do?" Dao Xingqi asked.

"Of course, wear the most expensive clothes, eat exquisite fast food, and sit on a high golden seat overlooking all living beings. When someone comes, let them kiss the ground under their feet to show their city and respect. When the king and noble come, let them kiss themselves If it was the most powerful man in the world who forced him to kiss his fingers... Xu Ziling said eloquently: "Usually drink water from cups made of gold.It's called the Holy Grail.The rod used to beat people is also made of gold and inlaid with the largest gemstone, which is called the golden scepter.If you see someone upset, hit him on the shoulder. If he is not capable, tell him to go away. If he is capable, he will be called Shoufeng.Make that strong guy who won't cry or scream into a knight and let him protect himself A source of quality improvement!). "

"If you hit a guy who can scream pain but can't resist, he will be beaten all over his body with cuts and bruises. Beating him every day to form a habit is called receiving holy punishment or holy punishment." And out of control.

"If you get tired of beating, give them some whips and let them go home and slowly form a tradition. If you feel that the tricks are not enough, let the woman stand on the man's body and beat." Xu Ziling said with a smile: "It won't come out soon. Second, human life can be punished and reduced in religion. Third, life can be adjusted in the way of husband and wife. Fourth, it can evolve into SM in the history of sexual development between men and women. This is what the holy monk does!"

"..." Daoxin made Xu Ziling dizzy.

"If you don't feel majestic enough to go out, don't take a horse-drawn carriage and ride an elephant or lion. If you don't have enough power, let people lie on the ground and walk on their backs with bare feet." Xu Ziling introduced: "You can even take a group of children Girls walk together so that everyone will like it. Because the little girl's feet are relatively soft and it is very comfortable to step on the back, so everyone will like it."

"Is this the behavior of a holy monk?" Daoxin murmured.

"Why not?" Xu Ziling asked strangely, "The holy monks in Tianzhu and other countries all do this."

"Would you know how to be such a holy monk?" Daoxin asked Xu Ziling back when he heard that he didn't wonder why others could still be called holy monks like that.

"Nonsense." Xu Ziling shook his head vigorously as soon as he heard it, and said, "Sitting on the seat every day and pretending to be holy and making people lick their toes is so disgusting that idiots and perverts would do that!"

"You don't know how to be an old monk, how can you do that?" Daoxin said with a smile: "Daoxin is better to be a bald monk like now."

"It's a pity that you had a good chance." Xu Ziling sighed.

"The old monk doesn't want to do it, but maybe that bald donkey of wisdom doesn't necessarily want to do it." Daoxin suddenly said loudly: "Old bald wisdom, do you want to learn to be a holy monk who sits on a golden chair and makes people lick his feet?"

"Excellent!" There was a subtle but clear sound of the Buddha's name Fanxuan in the far distance, which came from the group of monks chanting scriptures in the far distance.Then I heard the man sigh: "How can such a sin be a holy monk? Compared with the little novice monk who just entered Buddhism and did not learn Buddhist principles, he is far worse than heaven and earth."

"Why are you running so far to talk?" Daoxin laughed and said, "Could it be that you want to show your deep internal strength? Your hearing is amazing?"

"The old monk saw that all the monks were chanting scriptures and Qi Song entered the room by accident. He didn't know that the time had passed and Mr. Xu had also come." The man's voice came softly and continuously.

"The master is diligently cultivating the Buddha all the time. You forget your feelings and admire the world." Xu Ziling gave this wise master a high hat.

"If the old monk could really forget everything and devote himself to the Buddha, how could he come here to see Mr. Xu Wisdom? I'm ashamed." Who knows that this wise master doesn't like tall hats so much that Xu Ziling punched him empty-handed.

I don't know when the two talked.

Master Wisdom has already arrived. Zhengzhuo Liyu is on the stone steps in front of the back hall.

He was dressed in gray monk robes.Dressed in a dark brown cassock.Gao Xin has a tall, straight forehead and a wide and flat forehead.The man's eyebrows are black and shiny, his face is slender and his eyes shine with wisdom.A compassionate face of an eminent monk who has attained the Tao.

He put his hands together and made a low-pitched Buddha's name to pay tribute to Xu Ziling.

"Wisdom is ashamed." Master Wisdom lowered his brows and recited again: "All conditioned dharmas are like dreams and bubbles like dew, and like electricity should be viewed in this way."

"Master, you don't have to blame yourself for your sarcasm, you should apologize to the master!" Xu Ziling bowed his hands in return.

"Since it is the truth, there is no need to apologize!" Master Wisdom nodded.Said: "The old monk, Daoxin, Dixin, and Jiayang didn't want to care about the worldly affairs, but the body is still in the body and the heart is not exhausted. Although they don't want to, they still have to come to meet Mr. Xu."

"What are you trying to persuade me?" Xu Ziling asked strangely.

"The two of us don't want to persuade Mr. Xu about anything, but just talk to Mr. Xu." Master Wisdom clasped together and said, "I have heard for a long time that Mr. Xu has profound Buddhist principles, and he is the person entrusted by the holy monk of not being angry and the monk of Zhenyan. I also hope to see it in my heart, so Wisdom put down her practice."

"Wisdom old bald donkey, isn't this kid weird?" Daoxin laughed loudly and said, "I've seen many people, but I've never seen anything as weird as this kid. He's obviously very young, but his tone is so loud that he doesn't move at all. It makes no sense to teach people with cynicism and sarcasm. Hey boy, how did you get so full of Buddhist principles and Buddhist classic stories?"

"Nonsense." Xu Ziling was not polite when talking to Daoxin and said with a strange smile: "You know Buddhist principles and Buddhist scriptures, why can't I know?"

"The old monk is fake, and he is a holy monk. Except for his head and beard, he has more wrinkles than you, and he has more wrinkles than you. He must be older than you." Daoxin said strangely, "so by Why do you know what the old monks who read Buddhist scriptures, chant Buddhist scriptures and copy Buddhist scriptures every day don’t know?”

"Is it a cow when you are old? Turtles who live the longest are all proficient in Buddhism?" Xu Ziling laughed and asked.

"This kid is too bad and he is playing tricks and calling us old turtles." Not only was Daoxin not annoyed, but Dale laughed at Zhizhi, "Old Wisdom, why don't you hum a few words to argue with this kid? Don't be like that old bald man who doesn't hum all day, it seems that he will smother himself to death sooner or later!"

"Huh?" Xu Ziling asked strangely, "Isn't Master Liaokong the most boring one? He shouldn't be able to speak!"

"The old bald donkey monk who is so empty doesn't expect him to talk anymore." Daoxin shook his head and laughed, and said casually: "Now I just hope that old bald donkey Jiayang won't be like him. What kind of silly things like rejuvenation. Hey wisdom old bald, are you asleep? You recite Buddhist scriptures whenever you have free time, do you have a grudge against it?"

"Wisdom is thinking about something to say to Mr. Xu." Master Wisdom said with a slight smile, "It's always a matter of debating whether it's early or late. Why should you tell sooner or later? It's okay for you to talk to Mr. Xu first."

"According to what you said, we can go back!" Daoxin disagreed immediately after hearing this: "If it is debated whether it is early or late, then this kid will seize this sentence and say that it will be later and then when will it be late? At the moment when your wisdom is about to die, do you still want to argue? Even if you want to argue and you can argue, what's the point of arguing?"

"I won't do that." Xu Ziling smiled and shook his head.

"Huh? Did the old monk read it wrong? You are not such a person?" Daoxin asked in surprise.

"If I can argue later, I will postpone it until the moment before I die." Xu Ziling almost fell to the ground as soon as he said the letter.