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"The man who is good at writing shook his head and chanted: the tip of the pen is sharp and the inkstone is round and round, and he won the number one scholar in literature on the gold list." Xu Ziling smiled faintly and talked about the development of the story.

As soon as the old Confucian listened to the swipe of the pen, he wrote and wrote until the end his hands trembled and he wanted to cry.

"The man who is good at martial arts will not give up when he hears that he will not give up. He also chanted: the spear point is sharp and the shield is round and round. If there is a martial arts list, he will be the number one in martial arts." When Xu Ziling finished speaking, the old scholar didn't care about shaking his hands and body If you are in a hurry and book again, if you are late, you will forget to specify a word.At this time, everyone has a little grasp of Xu Ziling's character. No matter what he says, the ending of the story must have a turning point.

I just don't know what the turning point is this time?

"Master Banqiao, please don't keep everyone waiting, please tell me how that woman replied to these two people!" Song Yuhua's voice sounded.

"Because those two people kept entangled and blocked the way to prevent that girl from going to teach that girl, I felt angry." Xu Ziling said: "These two people insist that the girl can match their poems, otherwise they won't let them In the past, she boasted about how she was, so that clever girl replied to them with a poem: "Ten fingertips are pointed and belly is round and round."

Everyone was speechless.

The girls in the screen clapped their little hands to death and applauded repeatedly.

"Mr. Banqiao is indeed a great talent and concubine." Song Yuhua sighed and said, "Is there anyone in the world who can say such understanding words for women like a son..."

"Don't dare." Xu Ziling laughed loudly: "I understand that girls don't dare to say it, but the boy dares to say something boldly. He knows what girls like to eat and what they don't like to eat the most, so I can explain what the young lady likes to eat. My sister is doing it. Can you?"

"You little monkey knows how to make fun of elder sister." Zheng Shuming naturally laughed in line with his words: "What do you want to say bad things about elder sister? Do you know what elder sister likes to eat most? If you say something stupid, if elder sister What can I do if I don't recognize you at all?"

"If my sister doesn't agree, everyone will agree and agree." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle.

"Then tell me what does eldest sister like to eat?" Zheng Shuming laughed when she heard that.

"I like to be jealous." Xu Ziling said seriously.

When everyone heard it, they all burst into laughter. Many people were holding their wine glasses and laughed so much that they even spilled the wine all over their bodies and even their companions beside them, but no one cared. The laughter was unbearable.Even Xie Hui, who was serious and serious, couldn't help showing a smile.

No one would have thought that Xu Ziling would say such an answer. At first, he thought he would say some famous dishes, but who didn't think it was just a joke.

"Forget it." Zheng Shuming couldn't help laughing and said, "Then what does eldest sister not like to eat?"

"I don't like to suffer." Xu Ziling replied in a serious manner.

But everyone almost fell down laughing.

Everyone found that Mr. Banqiao never laughed when he was joking.Let everyone look at the bliss and want to laugh and fall to the ground.

"A fun question for everyone." Xu Ziling asked flatly: "River fish grow in rivers, river fish grow in rivers, lake fish grow in lakes, sea fish grow in the sea. Then what do grass carp grow in?"

"In the grass!" cried one of the most impatient fellows, standing up.

"Then what about the mud fish?" Xu Ziling asked as fast as an arrow, before everyone had time to respond.

"In the mud." This guy answered right away without thinking.The people next to him seemed to feel that there was something wrong, but Xu Ziling on the other side asked anxiously before he could be reminded.

"Then what about catfish?" Xu Ziling asked anxiously.

"Cat." A man dressed as an ethnic minority was not willing to let others look at the first two and answered two questions.So he stood up and answered a question.

"I admire! Admire!" Xu Ziling clapped his hands and laughed.Said: "Grass carp is born in grass, mud fish is born in mud, the most powerful thing is that cat fish is born in cat! I really have to admire it! Hehe!"

When everyone heard what he said, they immediately came over and laughed so hard that they couldn't sit upright anymore.

An Long laughed so hard that his fat body trembled wildly and tears splashed all over.Even the most respectable people like Xie Hui and Fan Zhuo couldn't help laughing out loud.

The impatient guy realized it, blushed and sat down, but he laughed and shook his head again and again at his ridiculous answer.Although he knew that he had been fooled by the words of Mr. Banqiao, but not only was he not annoyed, but he felt a sense of great joy.Everyone often stopped laughing for a while, but as long as they remembered the scene just now, they would burst into laughter again.

Only the foreign man dressed as a minority stood there inexplicably and asked in bad Chinese: "Isn't it right? Isn't cat fish born from cats? Then... what was born from?"

Seeing that this person is still a fool, everyone fell down laughing and burst into tears.

"No matter what kind of fish is born in the water." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle: "Catfish is called catfish because the fish is too small and is usually used to feed cats, not the fish born by cats. Since everyone is laughing, why not play a game about it?" It's a game of intelligence, whoever has confidence in his own brain can answer it and give it a try, how about winning a bounty from my son?"

"Why do you need Mr. Banqiao's gold." Xie Hui laughed boldly: "There is a hundred gold in this hall. If you answer the answer, you can take whatever you want from Mr. Banqiao, but if the reward is not enough, please prepare a thousand gold. Let the world laugh at me for asking Mr. Banqiao to spend money on the Sovereign Fort! My friends, please don’t follow Xie and give it a try with confidence.”

"Those who answer the banquet at Sanhualou will not only get the big brother's Jinzi An Fatty, but also wrap up Sanhualou for three days for everyone to have fun." An Long will know what everyone really likes.

The crowd clapped and cheered like a storm.

"There is one thing in the world that everyone needs, but no one wants to buy it, and they don't want to use it. Even if it's time, the user doesn't know. What is this thing?" Xu Ziling waited for everyone to calm down and ask.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay for such a strange thing in the world.Who would have thought that?

Guessing secretly for a while, no one can guess, all turned their inquiring eyes to Xu Ziling, who didn't know that Xu Ziling didn't disclose the answer, but asked the second question slowly: "It takes an hour to walk from Zhang San's house at the city gate to Li Si's house. It's all the same, but Zhang San said that it takes two and a half hours to walk from his house to Li Si's house, why?"

Everyone thought that Zhang San might be a cripple or a crook, anyway, he is not a person with sound feet, otherwise he would have to walk for two and a half hours when others walked for an hour?

Everyone chattered boldly and made wild guesses.

As a result, no one answered correctly.

"Are those two too difficult just now?" Xu Ziling smiled and made everyone feel ashamed: "Then an easy cinnabar pen can write red characters, and Mo Xiao can write black characters, but there is a child who tells the calligraphers that he Why can you write scarlet letters with an ink pen?"

"Unless he's a prodigy!" one man muttered in exasperation and the crowd laughed wildly.

"There is a couple on the street who quarrels every day." Xu Ziling waited for a long time and found that no one could answer and asked another question: "The woman has not lost her virginity, but her husband threatened to divorce her. Who knows the main reason for the woman to be divorced?" Is it why?"

"Arguing." One was confident and quick to respond.

"Wrong." Xu Ziling shook his head, this action dispelled the eagerness of the few people, if it was that simple.How could this Mr. Banqiao ask.

"Is it still not enough?" Xu Ziling laughed when he saw that everyone was silent in thought, "Then ask another simple question! There was a thief who walked through a room full of treasures and why didn't he steal it?"

"He has a conscience." Zheng said, pretending to be a magic stick, "It must be because the statue of the immeasurable heavenly deity in the room has influenced him."

"It should be due to the Buddha's fate." The layman objected: "Only my Buddha's mercy can make the thief bewildered and return..."

Everyone can't wait to drag these two guys out and beat them up for a round. Others are distressed because they can't guess, but they are messing up.

"I'll give you a mirror. From the mirror, you can see everyone's appearance, but you all have a certain appearance. Others can see it, but you can never see it yourself. What does this appearance look like?" Xu Ziling's puzzles became simpler and easier.

Everyone still looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing why.

"If you can't figure out the last extremely simple question, there is nothing you can do about it." Seeing that people in this era think too seriously and are not used to those puzzles, Xu Ziling said the simplest puzzle: "Xiao Ming's father There are three sons, the eldest son is called Da Mao, the second son is called Er Mao, what is the name of the youngest third son?"

"Sanmao." As a result, the tall and short second general next to Anlong answered immediately, the short man who reacted the fastest.

"Wrong." Xu Ziling guessed that he would answer like this.

"Xiao Mao." The short man quickly changed his words in an unusual way.

"It's even more wrong." Xu Ziling shook his head again and again, almost defeating him.But at this time, Zheng Shuming walked out of the screen, and she handed a piece of white paper full of fine silk characters to Xu Ziling, then smiled lightly: "This is the answer that Sister Yuhua guessed, Mr. Banqiao, you can reward her if you come to see it." How many golden locks!"

"It's so fast?" Xu Ziling almost stunned that Song Yuhua's quick wit and quick thinking, and the above answers were almost perfect, which shocked him a lot.

This daughter of Heavenly Saber Song Que is indeed not simple.

Xu Ziling thought that if Song Yuzhi was her, he might not be able to guess so much. If he asked these questions and told her the real answer, he would definitely give her a punch.But her elder sister, Song Yuhua, is completely opposite. She is very interested in these things, and her keen thinking is rare, and it is rare for anyone to match her.

Xu Ziling is now more determined to 'rescue' this Song Yuhua back to Luoyang and let her be his historian.

Xie Hui and Xie Wenlong rushed to Xu Ziling's side when they heard Xu Ziling's unvoiced words.

Seeing that the two were excited before, if there were not many people in the hall, both of them would almost look up to the sky and scream, Fang Yimin is so clever and well-behaved, he immediately stepped forward, first asked Xu Ziling for the answer in a low voice, and then announced it to everyone excitedly.

Seeing that the effect was not enough, he asked Xie Hui and Xie Wenlong to go back to his seat and asked Xu Ziling to sit down. He stood in the hall and asked the questions loudly. Finally, everyone's appetite was high, so he announced the answer of Mrs. Xie Shao, Song Yuhua. .

"There is one thing in the world that everyone needs, but no one wants to buy it, and they don't even want to use it. Even when it's time to use it, the user doesn't know. Ask what it is?" Fang Yimin blushed with excitement and said loudly: "The correct answer is :coffin!"

Everyone was stunned for a while before they knew how to laugh and feel ashamed of their brains.

"Obviously the journey from Zhang San's house to Li's house is one hour, but Zhang San said it will take two and a half hours to Li Si's house because..." Fang Yimin announced another answer: "It's because the two 'and-a-half hours' combined It's exactly an hour."

After hearing this, everyone suddenly realized and shouted: What is the next answer? (To be continued, if you want to know what happens next, please go to chapter 6 for more support for the author and genuine reading!)