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Chapter 487 Teach You To Pick Up Girls
Xu Ziling turned his head and saw that it was Zheng Shiru, a madman from Henan.
I couldn't help wondering why this Zheng Shiru was looking for me?It would be fine if it was Xu Ziling who came up to save face, but his current identity is Zheng Banqiao of the 'Eight Monsters of Yangzhou' gang!Xu Ziling really couldn't figure it out.
"Why are you calling me, brother?" Xu Ziling cupped his hands slightly and said, "I don't seem to know you, brother? I don't know what to teach?"
"They are all brothers from the same family who win the same family. They are also surnamed Zheng. People call them 'Henan madman'." Zheng Shiru ignored Xu Ziling's astonishment and warmly took his arm, ignoring Xu Ziling's reaction, but said in the tone of an acquaintance or an old friend. "Brother Zheng, why did you arrive only now? If I had known earlier, I would have sent someone to pick you up at the city gate this morning."
Seeing that Xu Ziling was still in a daze, Zheng Shiru slapped himself on the forehead and smiled, "Don't worry about Shi Ru, Brother Banqiao, who was entrusted by Da Jiang Zheng Da to take care of you."
"So that's the case." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I was really shocked. Sister Zheng was still in Liyang when I left. When did she ask Brother Shi Ru to pick me up? Why did Brother Shi Ru come faster than my younger brother? "
"Banqiao Shi took the 6th route, so naturally it will be slower." Zheng Shiru let go of his hand and said with a smile: "Shi Ru and Zheng Dadang's family entered Sichuan by water together. Zheng Dadang's family is afraid that Banqiao is not familiar with it in Chengdu. Tathagata came to pick you up. If it weren’t for Zheng Dadang’s master Su Hui Shiru, he wouldn’t have recognized Brother Banqiao! Brother Banqiao invited Zheng Dadang to be a guest at this time!”
"Let's not go to Kuangzun Castle." Xu Ziling said with a faint smile, "I want to find fat An Long Shiru brother first, but do you know the way?"
"How can you not know this?" Zheng Shiru laughed loudly and said, "If you don't even know the name of An Long, how dare you come to pick you up, Brother Banqiao?"
"Isn't riding a horse faster than sailing a boat?" Xu Ziling pretended to be strange and said, "Banqiao is in Yangzhou. I'm used to taking a boat for a long time but I don't go to Sichuan. It's actually faster to take a boat! And there should be many forces blocking me along the way. "
"Which faction does the big Jianglian ship with Zheng Da in charge not sell some face?" Zheng Shiru patted Xu Ziling on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother Banqiao doesn't know that taking a boat is slower than riding a horse, but the [-]th turn of Sichuan Road is actually a longer distance. Moreover, the boat journey is different day and night, and the horses are tired for a long time. Therefore, it can save time on the feet and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Three Gorges. Qutang Gorge is majestic and steep. Wu Gorge is deep and beautiful. Kai Bieyoutian can be called the best in the great river.”
Although Zheng Shiru made Xu Ziling do a big somersault before, he still has a bit of real talent and learning in his stomach, and he is not a person who is useless.His words are sonorous, concise and expressive, combined with his arrogance that emerges from the bottom of his bones to act arbitrarily, it makes people feel that he is reckless but hard to be disgusted.
Although Xu Ziling sprayed him a fart before.But now that he was sent by Zheng Shuming, naturally he wouldn't speak ill of each other.
And with this Zheng Shiru, no matter whether he goes to Jianhui in the future or Anlong now, he will be able to better cover up that it is Zheng Shuming's painstaking and ingenious arrangement.
Zheng Shiru took out a jug from nowhere and poured it twice before stuffing it into Xu Ziling's hand.
Xu Ziling smelled the aroma of wine and was not polite.Then he took a deep gulp and handed the jug back to Zheng Shiru. The fragrant and hot liquor went straight down his throat and into his intestines.Can't help but praise: "Good wine!"
Zheng Shiru raised the pot and took another sip, furious.Putting on Xu Ziling's shoulder and singing: "I came back late at night, drunk and helped me into the tassels. I still haven't woken up and brewed wine and smelled musk orchid. I was startled and fell asleep laughing. How can a long life be?"
After singing, he took a sip and handed it to Xu Ziling, as if meeting friends with wine.
"What is the life of singing with wine? For example, the morning dew is bitter." How could Xu Ziling let this "Henan madman" Zheng Shiru look down on him, and then he chanted again: "If you win, you can sing, and if you lose, you will be sad and hateful; now there is wine. Drunk today, worrying about tomorrow, worrying about tomorrow." Because the concubine left so sadly, Xu Ziling felt a little bit of unhappiness in his heart, and let Zheng Shiru feel as if he had kicked a big rock with his toe.
Zheng Shiru could not have imagined that Zheng Banqiao was so talented, not only eloquent, but also faintly cool and unrestrained.
"It's good to say that there is wine today and drunk today!" Zheng Shiru was moved and asked: "Brother Banqiao is so talented, can you come again to help the wine?"
"It's not easy!" Xu Ziling felt a little bit of alcohol welling up in his chest, and he didn't know whether it was alcohol or affection, and he shouted: "Lanling's fine wine, tulips and jade bowls are full of amber light; but it makes the master so drunk that he doesn't know where he is. Brother Shi Ru, you can drink as much as you want!"
Xu Ziling didn't pay much attention to this kind of decadent lyrics of the chaotic era, but at this time, he could hear it very well. Zheng Shiru's previous singing faintly revealed a desolate and tragic flavor It aroused Xu Ziling's mood and aggressiveness, but since the chanting, there was a kind of vindictive laughter, and he couldn't help feeling disgusted with this "Henan madman" Zheng Shiru.
"Brother Banqiao, Shi Ru, a great talent, sighs to himself!" Zheng Shiru laughed and said generously: "For some reason, when I saw Brother Banqiao, I felt that it was a coincidence. If it wasn't for something, I would really like to have a good time with him. Brother Banqiao, if the mundane affairs at Anlong’s office are over, why don’t we let the two of us go up to the most famous Sanhualou in Sichuan and Sichuan, which is as famous as the Shanglin Garden in Chang’an in Guanzhong?
"Sanhualou?" Xu Ziling laughed loudly and said, "I've heard of it, but I'm not in a hurry. My younger brother always looks serious in front of Zheng Jie .”
"Naturally." Zheng Shiru laughed wildly when he heard it.
There are more and more pedestrians on the street. From time to time, hawkers and small businessmen carry new year's goods to the street to set up stalls or patrol the street to sell.
Some small markets are even more lively and crowded with people.It was as if the entire city of Chengdu had woken up from the silence.
Zheng Shiru led him to the direction of Nanshi and pointed to a tall building towering in the southwest under the morning light and said: "Look at the Zhangyi Building that commemorates Zhang Yi's construction of the city. It is very beautiful to see the mountains and the inner and outer rivers flowing out of Dujiangyan and winding around the city."
Xu Ziling took a look and nodded, "Brother Shi Ru is very familiar with Chengdu."
"Chengdu and Xiangyang Shi Ruju are quite familiar with these two places." Zheng Shiru sighed suddenly and said, "Brother Banqiao, Zheng Da is in charge... Sigh. Shi Ru doesn't know how to talk about Brother Banqiao, has he heard the rumors in the world? Ah...is it Shi Ru who made Xu Ziling, the current Lord of Luoyang, so angry that he walked away from the Tianjin Bridge?"
"No." Xu Ziling shook his head, he had never heard of it.
"Actually, looking back, Shi Ru was crazy. He despised others and made people laugh." Zheng Shiru smiled wryly, "Why did Shi Ru talk about this with Brother Banqiao? Invited by the Huaxia Army to serve as Xiangyang city lord."
"I've heard about it." Xu Ziling nodded, thinking that the treaty was made by me, how could he not know.But he asked puzzledly: "Sister Zheng said that the condition was reasonable, so she accepted it. Is there anything wrong?"
"No." Zheng Shiru shook his head and sighed: "Originally, Zheng Dazhao had this opportunity. Shi Rudang helped him with all his strength. But he had conflicts with Xu Ziling, the leader of the Huaxia Army, who was known as the world-shaking talent, and he was distressed. Zheng Dazhao I have no choice but to invite Shi Ru, but I am afraid that when I meet that Xu Ziling in the future, I will... Alas!"
"Brother Shi Ru, why worry!" Xu Ziling laughed, thinking that if you want to be an official, it's not easy, and most afraid that you want to make trouble.He laughed loudly and said, "Brother Shi Ru is for the people of Xiangyang and Sister Zheng. Why are you afraid of that Xu Ziling? Hmm? Does Brother Shi Ru want my younger brother to go out and fight with you against Xu Ziling, who claims to have amazing talent?"
"Actually, it's a different occasion. Shi Ru would like to have a chat with him about love and romance." Zheng Shiru shook his head and laughed loudly: "Talent is talent. How can Shi Ru be jealous of others' knowledge?"
"Brother Shi Ru has a broad heart than younger brother." Xu Ziling cupped his hands and said with a smile, "If there is a chance, I will definitely have a chat with Brother Shi Ru until I get drunk."
"Brother Banqiao is Shiru's confidant!" Zheng Shiru laughed as he walked, "I'm not well-known and I don't seek profit, but I can't pass wine and sex, so some people jokingly call me 'wine and sex. Although the madman's meaning is derogatory, I like it. Before Shi Ru and that Xu Ziling were enemies, it was because they were invited by the women of Yin and Gui. Now they seem to have some agreement with the Luoyang Huaxia Army. Hahaha……"
"Where in the world is there no fragrant grass?" Xu Ziling lightly patted Zheng Shiru, a madman from Henan, on the shoulder, and said with a light smile, "Brother Shi Ru, the demon girl of Yin Gui, why don't you find other fragrant grass and flying flowers?"
"That's right!" Zheng Shiru nodded in agreement and said, "The Zheng Dadang family has two junior sisters who are as beautiful as flowers for twenty-eight years. Let's not hide it from Brother Banqiao, Shi Ruzheng is a good gentleman...Of course Shi Ru helps the Zheng Dadang family manage Xiangyang It's not related to this, but it's an opportunity to get close to the beauty!"
"I've never heard of Sister Zheng's junior sister." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle, "But if you see Sister Zheng, you will definitely have a nice word with Brother Shi Ru."
"Leader Zheng is not worried." Zheng Shiru laughed loudly and said, "If Shi Ru doesn't have the consent of Master Zheng, how dare he do anything wrong? Brother Banqiao has a way to win the heart of a little beauty, so you might as well teach Shi Ru."
"The method is a little bit one or two, I'm afraid it's too rough to catch Shi Ru's eyes." Xu Ziling secretly laughed when he heard that this Henan madman couldn't get a girl.Then he thought that this would be Zheng Shuming's use of Zheng Shiru's plan to make it come true, so that he would be more submissive in the future, not because he admired Zheng Shuming's imperial methods in his heart.
"How can Brother Banqiao's method be unacceptable?" Zheng Shiru immediately laughed and said, "Quickly tell me!"
"He's chasing beauties!" Xu Ziling shook his head when he saw this Henan maniac going fishing, and said, "It's basically recorded in the 'Flower Chasing Beauty' cheat book compiled by Yangzhou Bai old master. If you learn the tricks, you can reach the supreme state of 'a single leaf among thousands of flowers does not touch your body'. Even if you learn three or five tricks, you will benefit a lot in your life..."
"That's so much?" Zheng Shiru was dumbfounded all of a sudden.
I couldn't help wondering why this Zheng Shiru was looking for me?It would be fine if it was Xu Ziling who came up to save face, but his current identity is Zheng Banqiao of the 'Eight Monsters of Yangzhou' gang!Xu Ziling really couldn't figure it out.
"Why are you calling me, brother?" Xu Ziling cupped his hands slightly and said, "I don't seem to know you, brother? I don't know what to teach?"
"They are all brothers from the same family who win the same family. They are also surnamed Zheng. People call them 'Henan madman'." Zheng Shiru ignored Xu Ziling's astonishment and warmly took his arm, ignoring Xu Ziling's reaction, but said in the tone of an acquaintance or an old friend. "Brother Zheng, why did you arrive only now? If I had known earlier, I would have sent someone to pick you up at the city gate this morning."
Seeing that Xu Ziling was still in a daze, Zheng Shiru slapped himself on the forehead and smiled, "Don't worry about Shi Ru, Brother Banqiao, who was entrusted by Da Jiang Zheng Da to take care of you."
"So that's the case." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "I was really shocked. Sister Zheng was still in Liyang when I left. When did she ask Brother Shi Ru to pick me up? Why did Brother Shi Ru come faster than my younger brother? "
"Banqiao Shi took the 6th route, so naturally it will be slower." Zheng Shiru let go of his hand and said with a smile: "Shi Ru and Zheng Dadang's family entered Sichuan by water together. Zheng Dadang's family is afraid that Banqiao is not familiar with it in Chengdu. Tathagata came to pick you up. If it weren’t for Zheng Dadang’s master Su Hui Shiru, he wouldn’t have recognized Brother Banqiao! Brother Banqiao invited Zheng Dadang to be a guest at this time!”
"Let's not go to Kuangzun Castle." Xu Ziling said with a faint smile, "I want to find fat An Long Shiru brother first, but do you know the way?"
"How can you not know this?" Zheng Shiru laughed loudly and said, "If you don't even know the name of An Long, how dare you come to pick you up, Brother Banqiao?"
"Isn't riding a horse faster than sailing a boat?" Xu Ziling pretended to be strange and said, "Banqiao is in Yangzhou. I'm used to taking a boat for a long time but I don't go to Sichuan. It's actually faster to take a boat! And there should be many forces blocking me along the way. "
"Which faction does the big Jianglian ship with Zheng Da in charge not sell some face?" Zheng Shiru patted Xu Ziling on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother Banqiao doesn't know that taking a boat is slower than riding a horse, but the [-]th turn of Sichuan Road is actually a longer distance. Moreover, the boat journey is different day and night, and the horses are tired for a long time. Therefore, it can save time on the feet and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Three Gorges. Qutang Gorge is majestic and steep. Wu Gorge is deep and beautiful. Kai Bieyoutian can be called the best in the great river.”
Although Zheng Shiru made Xu Ziling do a big somersault before, he still has a bit of real talent and learning in his stomach, and he is not a person who is useless.His words are sonorous, concise and expressive, combined with his arrogance that emerges from the bottom of his bones to act arbitrarily, it makes people feel that he is reckless but hard to be disgusted.
Although Xu Ziling sprayed him a fart before.But now that he was sent by Zheng Shuming, naturally he wouldn't speak ill of each other.
And with this Zheng Shiru, no matter whether he goes to Jianhui in the future or Anlong now, he will be able to better cover up that it is Zheng Shuming's painstaking and ingenious arrangement.
Zheng Shiru took out a jug from nowhere and poured it twice before stuffing it into Xu Ziling's hand.
Xu Ziling smelled the aroma of wine and was not polite.Then he took a deep gulp and handed the jug back to Zheng Shiru. The fragrant and hot liquor went straight down his throat and into his intestines.Can't help but praise: "Good wine!"
Zheng Shiru raised the pot and took another sip, furious.Putting on Xu Ziling's shoulder and singing: "I came back late at night, drunk and helped me into the tassels. I still haven't woken up and brewed wine and smelled musk orchid. I was startled and fell asleep laughing. How can a long life be?"
After singing, he took a sip and handed it to Xu Ziling, as if meeting friends with wine.
"What is the life of singing with wine? For example, the morning dew is bitter." How could Xu Ziling let this "Henan madman" Zheng Shiru look down on him, and then he chanted again: "If you win, you can sing, and if you lose, you will be sad and hateful; now there is wine. Drunk today, worrying about tomorrow, worrying about tomorrow." Because the concubine left so sadly, Xu Ziling felt a little bit of unhappiness in his heart, and let Zheng Shiru feel as if he had kicked a big rock with his toe.
Zheng Shiru could not have imagined that Zheng Banqiao was so talented, not only eloquent, but also faintly cool and unrestrained.
"It's good to say that there is wine today and drunk today!" Zheng Shiru was moved and asked: "Brother Banqiao is so talented, can you come again to help the wine?"
"It's not easy!" Xu Ziling felt a little bit of alcohol welling up in his chest, and he didn't know whether it was alcohol or affection, and he shouted: "Lanling's fine wine, tulips and jade bowls are full of amber light; but it makes the master so drunk that he doesn't know where he is. Brother Shi Ru, you can drink as much as you want!"
Xu Ziling didn't pay much attention to this kind of decadent lyrics of the chaotic era, but at this time, he could hear it very well. Zheng Shiru's previous singing faintly revealed a desolate and tragic flavor It aroused Xu Ziling's mood and aggressiveness, but since the chanting, there was a kind of vindictive laughter, and he couldn't help feeling disgusted with this "Henan madman" Zheng Shiru.
"Brother Banqiao, Shi Ru, a great talent, sighs to himself!" Zheng Shiru laughed and said generously: "For some reason, when I saw Brother Banqiao, I felt that it was a coincidence. If it wasn't for something, I would really like to have a good time with him. Brother Banqiao, if the mundane affairs at Anlong’s office are over, why don’t we let the two of us go up to the most famous Sanhualou in Sichuan and Sichuan, which is as famous as the Shanglin Garden in Chang’an in Guanzhong?
"Sanhualou?" Xu Ziling laughed loudly and said, "I've heard of it, but I'm not in a hurry. My younger brother always looks serious in front of Zheng Jie .”
"Naturally." Zheng Shiru laughed wildly when he heard it.
There are more and more pedestrians on the street. From time to time, hawkers and small businessmen carry new year's goods to the street to set up stalls or patrol the street to sell.
Some small markets are even more lively and crowded with people.It was as if the entire city of Chengdu had woken up from the silence.
Zheng Shiru led him to the direction of Nanshi and pointed to a tall building towering in the southwest under the morning light and said: "Look at the Zhangyi Building that commemorates Zhang Yi's construction of the city. It is very beautiful to see the mountains and the inner and outer rivers flowing out of Dujiangyan and winding around the city."
Xu Ziling took a look and nodded, "Brother Shi Ru is very familiar with Chengdu."
"Chengdu and Xiangyang Shi Ruju are quite familiar with these two places." Zheng Shiru sighed suddenly and said, "Brother Banqiao, Zheng Da is in charge... Sigh. Shi Ru doesn't know how to talk about Brother Banqiao, has he heard the rumors in the world? Ah...is it Shi Ru who made Xu Ziling, the current Lord of Luoyang, so angry that he walked away from the Tianjin Bridge?"
"No." Xu Ziling shook his head, he had never heard of it.
"Actually, looking back, Shi Ru was crazy. He despised others and made people laugh." Zheng Shiru smiled wryly, "Why did Shi Ru talk about this with Brother Banqiao? Invited by the Huaxia Army to serve as Xiangyang city lord."
"I've heard about it." Xu Ziling nodded, thinking that the treaty was made by me, how could he not know.But he asked puzzledly: "Sister Zheng said that the condition was reasonable, so she accepted it. Is there anything wrong?"
"No." Zheng Shiru shook his head and sighed: "Originally, Zheng Dazhao had this opportunity. Shi Rudang helped him with all his strength. But he had conflicts with Xu Ziling, the leader of the Huaxia Army, who was known as the world-shaking talent, and he was distressed. Zheng Dazhao I have no choice but to invite Shi Ru, but I am afraid that when I meet that Xu Ziling in the future, I will... Alas!"
"Brother Shi Ru, why worry!" Xu Ziling laughed, thinking that if you want to be an official, it's not easy, and most afraid that you want to make trouble.He laughed loudly and said, "Brother Shi Ru is for the people of Xiangyang and Sister Zheng. Why are you afraid of that Xu Ziling? Hmm? Does Brother Shi Ru want my younger brother to go out and fight with you against Xu Ziling, who claims to have amazing talent?"
"Actually, it's a different occasion. Shi Ru would like to have a chat with him about love and romance." Zheng Shiru shook his head and laughed loudly: "Talent is talent. How can Shi Ru be jealous of others' knowledge?"
"Brother Shi Ru has a broad heart than younger brother." Xu Ziling cupped his hands and said with a smile, "If there is a chance, I will definitely have a chat with Brother Shi Ru until I get drunk."
"Brother Banqiao is Shiru's confidant!" Zheng Shiru laughed as he walked, "I'm not well-known and I don't seek profit, but I can't pass wine and sex, so some people jokingly call me 'wine and sex. Although the madman's meaning is derogatory, I like it. Before Shi Ru and that Xu Ziling were enemies, it was because they were invited by the women of Yin and Gui. Now they seem to have some agreement with the Luoyang Huaxia Army. Hahaha……"
"Where in the world is there no fragrant grass?" Xu Ziling lightly patted Zheng Shiru, a madman from Henan, on the shoulder, and said with a light smile, "Brother Shi Ru, the demon girl of Yin Gui, why don't you find other fragrant grass and flying flowers?"
"That's right!" Zheng Shiru nodded in agreement and said, "The Zheng Dadang family has two junior sisters who are as beautiful as flowers for twenty-eight years. Let's not hide it from Brother Banqiao, Shi Ruzheng is a good gentleman...Of course Shi Ru helps the Zheng Dadang family manage Xiangyang It's not related to this, but it's an opportunity to get close to the beauty!"
"I've never heard of Sister Zheng's junior sister." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle, "But if you see Sister Zheng, you will definitely have a nice word with Brother Shi Ru."
"Leader Zheng is not worried." Zheng Shiru laughed loudly and said, "If Shi Ru doesn't have the consent of Master Zheng, how dare he do anything wrong? Brother Banqiao has a way to win the heart of a little beauty, so you might as well teach Shi Ru."
"The method is a little bit one or two, I'm afraid it's too rough to catch Shi Ru's eyes." Xu Ziling secretly laughed when he heard that this Henan madman couldn't get a girl.Then he thought that this would be Zheng Shuming's use of Zheng Shiru's plan to make it come true, so that he would be more submissive in the future, not because he admired Zheng Shuming's imperial methods in his heart.
"How can Brother Banqiao's method be unacceptable?" Zheng Shiru immediately laughed and said, "Quickly tell me!"
"He's chasing beauties!" Xu Ziling shook his head when he saw this Henan maniac going fishing, and said, "It's basically recorded in the 'Flower Chasing Beauty' cheat book compiled by Yangzhou Bai old master. If you learn the tricks, you can reach the supreme state of 'a single leaf among thousands of flowers does not touch your body'. Even if you learn three or five tricks, you will benefit a lot in your life..."
"That's so much?" Zheng Shiru was dumbfounded all of a sudden.
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