Save Datang MM
Chapter 480
"I haven't heard that the imperial hospital in the palace treats this." Hou Xibai retorted: "It's just a martial arts mentality, it's not a disease! Don't bluff people! I believe that after this period, it may be cured."
"Naive." Xu Ziling failed to intimidate and then created panic: "Do you know why this kind of martial arts can protect flowers? It's because people who practice for a long time will become abnormal and become like women. Men are... Humph! Don't blame me for not reminding you that if you really become a woman, stay away from me, I don't want to explain to others that I know you!"
"I don't believe it." Although Hou Xibai could hear the sweat on his forehead, he argued forcefully, "Master, I don't see any problem..." He thought that Xie Wang's beloved wife, Bi Xiuxin, had also been killed because of a big change of heart. The personality changed so much that it almost split into two people, and Khan felt even more that Xu Ziling had some truth in what he said.
"My friend, I won't see that you have something to do." Xu Ziling smiled and handed Hou Xibai a thin silk book.
"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?" Hou Xibai saw that there was no words on the cover, flipping through the existing erotic pictures and sweating profusely: "Why did you give me this? It's not that I can't do it. Why do you want these erotic albums?"
"Nonsense." Xu Ziling snorted, "Is it true that the erotic album is given to you by the young master? This is the rubbish double-cultivation book found in that old gentleman's temple, telling you that Taoism says that the human body is a small universe with its own yin and yang. There is no dual-cultivation. This Taoist school The Double Cultivation Book is absolutely fake, if you dare to move it all in and learn it, you are guaranteed to die."
"Then you give it back to me?" Hou Xibai sweated profusely.
"This may be related to the secret cultivation method of the Great Ming Zunjiao, who knows." Xu Ziling said lightly, "You just need to get rid of the dross and get the essence."
"How do I know which ones are the essence and which ones are the dross?" Hou Xibai collapsed on the street without seeing a black eye.
"Research slowly." Xu Ziling patted Hou Xibai earnestly and encouraged him like a leader entrusting a task to his subordinates: "I believe you will be able to research it, I believe in you!"
"This is difficult." Hou Xibai didn't have much confidence in himself.
"Nonsense." Xu Ziling laughed and revealed his true face, making people creepy and said: "It's not difficult, can I entrust you to do it?"
"What if..." Hou Xibai asked tentatively, sweating profusely.
"I'm talented." Xu Ziling said with a smile, "You know it too, don't worry! Even if you fail to study someone's epitaph, I will write it very well. I guarantee that you will be famous forever! This son can definitely do it. ensure!"
"Epitaph?" Hou Xibai said in a trembling voice, almost frightened, "I don't want to be immortal?"
"My lord still has a way." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle, "My lord has two epitaphs that won't last forever. One is 'Death is not a pity'. The other is 'Death is more than regret'. You can choose any one!"
"I'm going to turn my back on you!" Hou Xibai said angrily, "What are you doing?"
"Fuck you!" Xu Ziling's voice was a hundred times louder than Hou Xibai's and shouted: "My (-) son sorted out this bad calligraphy and painting for you, and these erotic albums almost didn't make people really think they were little sluts! You thought the original book Will the bad books that have been written for hundreds of years still be as complete as they are now? These are all edited by my son combined with the double cultivation of Tantric Buddhism. Although there is a possibility of going crazy after practicing, they are at most disabled and paralyzed. If you really If you practice to death, not only will you be considered unlucky, but you will also be considered capable!"
"..." Hou Xibai was shocked by Xu Ziling's roar and remained silent for a long time, as if he was frightened and moved.
"Fart if you don't talk!" Xu Ziling still angrily hummed: "Why don't you turn your face now?"
"No more." Hou Xibai said with a grin, "If I want to turn over the book, I will never turn over the face! Eh?" Hou Xibai flipped through the silk book in his hand and suddenly had a strange expression on his face.
"What's wrong?" Xu Ziling asked hurriedly.
"This erotic painting is really good." Hou Xibai praised first as he approached Xu Ziling.
"That's what you said." Xu Ziling said with a triumphant smile, "I don't think I'm going to try my best to draw something I like, just do it with a little effort. Don't be too moved. I don't like to see men piss!"
"I'm not moved." Hou Xibai smiled slightly, then punched Xu Ziling fiercely and shouted in extreme anger: "I'm only angry! I ask you how you can draw the image of the man inside as the young master? What do you think? This fan? This is a erotic painting!"
"I thought you liked it..." Xu Ziling said self-righteously again: "Anyway, it's what you see, don't you think that your own image is more immersive? Wait...don't do anything, anyway, what does it matter if you see it yourself?" ?”
"Then you can't draw me!" Hou Xibai almost didn't want to strangle this thick-skinned guy.
"Are you actually blaming me for not drawing a peerless beauty as your partner?" Xu Ziling revealed another secret: "When I was painting, I originally wanted to draw a woman who did not exist in the world, but the madman and they all agreed that the three men in Manqingyuan Taking advantage of the fact that you are more suitable, Duo Jinhua adopted the demon bodies of the three of them as the version. You don’t know that this young master gave them three taels of gold each to make mirrors, and this young master even paid for the samples. Let others call you a pervert and a little bastard...don't beat me!"
"No wonder their faces look so familiar to me..." It was the first time Hou Xibai had seen the delicate bodies of the three flowers in the Manqing Courtyard.
"Isn't it very standard?" Xu Ziling said with a smile: "If I had known that the sweetheart of you, a little pervert, was Miss Fan's little face with three golden flowers, I would have changed Miss Fan's appearance. Maybe in the future when you study with Miss Fan slowly ...Aha, that's actually fine. It's better for my little wife to look at someone else by herself, but you just be careful that Miss Fan eats your vinegar, look at how aggressive that posture is... oops!"
"I asked you, how many people have read this picture book?" Hou Xibai almost fainted when he heard it, and he couldn't even hold the beauty fan.
"Not much." Xu Ziling's faint words made Hou Xibai somewhat comforted. Originally, he had prepared for the worst. Who didn't want to be much better than he imagined? Just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but Xu Ziling's next sentence almost didn't make him vomit blood. Xu Ziling chuckled lightly. : "About 300 people. Later, I was afraid that everyone would not sleep well after watching it, so I banned it. Don't worry, not many people have watched it. But the moves everyone likes are different, but they all express their admiration and desire to learn from Mr. Hou who has a lot of tricks... ...Oh, help!"
"I will kill you!" Hou Xibai chased after Xu Ziling like a lunatic.
"Help!" Xu Ziling slipped away as soon as something was wrong.But no matter how loud he yelled, he ignored it.Who will meddle in the vendetta in the arena?What's more, now everyone is watching the excitement on the street and no one is at home.
Xu Ziling ran half of the city of Chengdu, he was out of breath, shouted so dry that no one paid attention to him, he couldn't help but feel that the world is cold and people's hearts are not old.
Hou Xibai felt that he would not be relieved if he didn't beat this daring guy.
And I don't know what he will come up with in the future.In order to ensure that he will not become the man in the popular erotic portraits in the country in the future, he is determined to teach Xu Ziling a profound lesson so that he can understand the power of the successor of the Huajian School.
"Hey, stop chasing." Xu Ziling shouted, "Aren't you tired after chasing half of Chengdu?"
"My son must kill you!" Hou Xibai's unrestrained and elegant demeanor stopped being furious and roared, "Even if the emperor comes today, you will not be able to escape!"
Just when the two were fighting, suddenly there was a heavenly voice in the distance, coming from the darkness, the woman was as clear as water, and she had a voice that was unheard of in the world, even in the dim **night* (Forbidden book please delete) *(Forbidden book, please delete) has also become gentle. The night breeze is light and the moonlight is faint. It makes people fascinated by this quiet space besides the bustle.
Because here is her.
"What are you two young masters doing?" She stood in the wind under the moon and asked with a hint of curiosity.
The two of them stopped immediately when they heard this, they looked at each other feeling embarrassed and didn't know what to say for a while.
Because in the darkness, she is like a fairy who has been banished from the sky and descended to earth.
She stands under the moon.
He was looking at the two curiously within his long eyelashes, as if seeing the most incredible thing in the world. Seeing that the two stopped chasing, he waved slightly to the two and smiled slightly: "Feixuan is not dazzled? How is it possible?" Is it the handsome Mr. Hou chasing Mr. Xu? Could it be that Mr. Xu has robbed Mr. Hou's sweetheart, which made Mr. Hou so angry?"
"Please call me Lord Gongchen Chungong!" Xu Ziling was the quickest to react and said with a chuckle: "How can I snatch Mr. Hou's beauties! The reason why Mr. Hou chased and beat me is actually..." Hou Xibai was afraid of this one When the outspoken guy really talked about the erotic album, his image in Shi Feixuan's heart was over, so he quickly covered Xu Ziling's mouth to keep him from talking.
"Fairy Master, please don't get me wrong." Hou Xibai gave Xu Ziling a hard look, but then held Xu Ziling's shoulders tightly and smiled, "We're not chasing and beating, it's just...cough, it's just for fun and wants to compare lightness kungfu, so...ahh Haha Fairy, don't get me wrong!"
"Don't believe him." Xu Ziling struggled under Hou Xibai's control and shouted: "This Mr. Hou has a precious book. I thought it was "Immortal Seal Scroll". Fairy, quickly ask him to borrow it to see if he gets acquainted with you, and he will definitely borrow it! If he..."
Hou Xibai was so anxious that he couldn't help but use his breastfeeding energy to silence Xu Ziling. He used the Huajian School's most powerful method of cutting the throat without locking the throat to lock Xu Ziling tightly.
"No." Seeing Shi Feixuan's strange look, Hou Xibai hastily argued, "No such thing! Fairy Shi, don't listen to his nonsense!"
"Since it's a treasure book, then Concubine Xuan..." Concubine Shixuan said so and Hou Xibai almost broke out in sweat. How could Concubine Shixuan see that erotic album?But if you don't offend the beauty, you won't be miserable, but you can't cry but Shi Feixuan smiled slightly, making Hou Xibai overjoyed and said: "Since it is a precious book, it is inconvenient for Feixuan to borrow it and let go of Mr. Xu! Feixuan has something to do with him!"
"Fairy Shi chatted with Xibai slowly and said goodbye beforehand." Hou Xibai hurriedly said goodbye. What he was thinking about now was not how to get close to the beauty, but how to hide this destructive erotic album in an unknown place.
Concubine Shi Xuan also wondered why this Hou Xibai was so easy to talk tonight, he was always the most annoying person, why did he slip away all of a sudden?
But when she saw that Xu Ziling wanted to slip away, she smiled and said, "Mr. Xu, please stay!"
"Naive." Xu Ziling failed to intimidate and then created panic: "Do you know why this kind of martial arts can protect flowers? It's because people who practice for a long time will become abnormal and become like women. Men are... Humph! Don't blame me for not reminding you that if you really become a woman, stay away from me, I don't want to explain to others that I know you!"
"I don't believe it." Although Hou Xibai could hear the sweat on his forehead, he argued forcefully, "Master, I don't see any problem..." He thought that Xie Wang's beloved wife, Bi Xiuxin, had also been killed because of a big change of heart. The personality changed so much that it almost split into two people, and Khan felt even more that Xu Ziling had some truth in what he said.
"My friend, I won't see that you have something to do." Xu Ziling smiled and handed Hou Xibai a thin silk book.
"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?" Hou Xibai saw that there was no words on the cover, flipping through the existing erotic pictures and sweating profusely: "Why did you give me this? It's not that I can't do it. Why do you want these erotic albums?"
"Nonsense." Xu Ziling snorted, "Is it true that the erotic album is given to you by the young master? This is the rubbish double-cultivation book found in that old gentleman's temple, telling you that Taoism says that the human body is a small universe with its own yin and yang. There is no dual-cultivation. This Taoist school The Double Cultivation Book is absolutely fake, if you dare to move it all in and learn it, you are guaranteed to die."
"Then you give it back to me?" Hou Xibai sweated profusely.
"This may be related to the secret cultivation method of the Great Ming Zunjiao, who knows." Xu Ziling said lightly, "You just need to get rid of the dross and get the essence."
"How do I know which ones are the essence and which ones are the dross?" Hou Xibai collapsed on the street without seeing a black eye.
"Research slowly." Xu Ziling patted Hou Xibai earnestly and encouraged him like a leader entrusting a task to his subordinates: "I believe you will be able to research it, I believe in you!"
"This is difficult." Hou Xibai didn't have much confidence in himself.
"Nonsense." Xu Ziling laughed and revealed his true face, making people creepy and said: "It's not difficult, can I entrust you to do it?"
"What if..." Hou Xibai asked tentatively, sweating profusely.
"I'm talented." Xu Ziling said with a smile, "You know it too, don't worry! Even if you fail to study someone's epitaph, I will write it very well. I guarantee that you will be famous forever! This son can definitely do it. ensure!"
"Epitaph?" Hou Xibai said in a trembling voice, almost frightened, "I don't want to be immortal?"
"My lord still has a way." Xu Ziling said with a chuckle, "My lord has two epitaphs that won't last forever. One is 'Death is not a pity'. The other is 'Death is more than regret'. You can choose any one!"
"I'm going to turn my back on you!" Hou Xibai said angrily, "What are you doing?"
"Fuck you!" Xu Ziling's voice was a hundred times louder than Hou Xibai's and shouted: "My (-) son sorted out this bad calligraphy and painting for you, and these erotic albums almost didn't make people really think they were little sluts! You thought the original book Will the bad books that have been written for hundreds of years still be as complete as they are now? These are all edited by my son combined with the double cultivation of Tantric Buddhism. Although there is a possibility of going crazy after practicing, they are at most disabled and paralyzed. If you really If you practice to death, not only will you be considered unlucky, but you will also be considered capable!"
"..." Hou Xibai was shocked by Xu Ziling's roar and remained silent for a long time, as if he was frightened and moved.
"Fart if you don't talk!" Xu Ziling still angrily hummed: "Why don't you turn your face now?"
"No more." Hou Xibai said with a grin, "If I want to turn over the book, I will never turn over the face! Eh?" Hou Xibai flipped through the silk book in his hand and suddenly had a strange expression on his face.
"What's wrong?" Xu Ziling asked hurriedly.
"This erotic painting is really good." Hou Xibai praised first as he approached Xu Ziling.
"That's what you said." Xu Ziling said with a triumphant smile, "I don't think I'm going to try my best to draw something I like, just do it with a little effort. Don't be too moved. I don't like to see men piss!"
"I'm not moved." Hou Xibai smiled slightly, then punched Xu Ziling fiercely and shouted in extreme anger: "I'm only angry! I ask you how you can draw the image of the man inside as the young master? What do you think? This fan? This is a erotic painting!"
"I thought you liked it..." Xu Ziling said self-righteously again: "Anyway, it's what you see, don't you think that your own image is more immersive? Wait...don't do anything, anyway, what does it matter if you see it yourself?" ?”
"Then you can't draw me!" Hou Xibai almost didn't want to strangle this thick-skinned guy.
"Are you actually blaming me for not drawing a peerless beauty as your partner?" Xu Ziling revealed another secret: "When I was painting, I originally wanted to draw a woman who did not exist in the world, but the madman and they all agreed that the three men in Manqingyuan Taking advantage of the fact that you are more suitable, Duo Jinhua adopted the demon bodies of the three of them as the version. You don’t know that this young master gave them three taels of gold each to make mirrors, and this young master even paid for the samples. Let others call you a pervert and a little bastard...don't beat me!"
"No wonder their faces look so familiar to me..." It was the first time Hou Xibai had seen the delicate bodies of the three flowers in the Manqing Courtyard.
"Isn't it very standard?" Xu Ziling said with a smile: "If I had known that the sweetheart of you, a little pervert, was Miss Fan's little face with three golden flowers, I would have changed Miss Fan's appearance. Maybe in the future when you study with Miss Fan slowly ...Aha, that's actually fine. It's better for my little wife to look at someone else by herself, but you just be careful that Miss Fan eats your vinegar, look at how aggressive that posture is... oops!"
"I asked you, how many people have read this picture book?" Hou Xibai almost fainted when he heard it, and he couldn't even hold the beauty fan.
"Not much." Xu Ziling's faint words made Hou Xibai somewhat comforted. Originally, he had prepared for the worst. Who didn't want to be much better than he imagined? Just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but Xu Ziling's next sentence almost didn't make him vomit blood. Xu Ziling chuckled lightly. : "About 300 people. Later, I was afraid that everyone would not sleep well after watching it, so I banned it. Don't worry, not many people have watched it. But the moves everyone likes are different, but they all express their admiration and desire to learn from Mr. Hou who has a lot of tricks... ...Oh, help!"
"I will kill you!" Hou Xibai chased after Xu Ziling like a lunatic.
"Help!" Xu Ziling slipped away as soon as something was wrong.But no matter how loud he yelled, he ignored it.Who will meddle in the vendetta in the arena?What's more, now everyone is watching the excitement on the street and no one is at home.
Xu Ziling ran half of the city of Chengdu, he was out of breath, shouted so dry that no one paid attention to him, he couldn't help but feel that the world is cold and people's hearts are not old.
Hou Xibai felt that he would not be relieved if he didn't beat this daring guy.
And I don't know what he will come up with in the future.In order to ensure that he will not become the man in the popular erotic portraits in the country in the future, he is determined to teach Xu Ziling a profound lesson so that he can understand the power of the successor of the Huajian School.
"Hey, stop chasing." Xu Ziling shouted, "Aren't you tired after chasing half of Chengdu?"
"My son must kill you!" Hou Xibai's unrestrained and elegant demeanor stopped being furious and roared, "Even if the emperor comes today, you will not be able to escape!"
Just when the two were fighting, suddenly there was a heavenly voice in the distance, coming from the darkness, the woman was as clear as water, and she had a voice that was unheard of in the world, even in the dim **night* (Forbidden book please delete) *(Forbidden book, please delete) has also become gentle. The night breeze is light and the moonlight is faint. It makes people fascinated by this quiet space besides the bustle.
Because here is her.
"What are you two young masters doing?" She stood in the wind under the moon and asked with a hint of curiosity.
The two of them stopped immediately when they heard this, they looked at each other feeling embarrassed and didn't know what to say for a while.
Because in the darkness, she is like a fairy who has been banished from the sky and descended to earth.
She stands under the moon.
He was looking at the two curiously within his long eyelashes, as if seeing the most incredible thing in the world. Seeing that the two stopped chasing, he waved slightly to the two and smiled slightly: "Feixuan is not dazzled? How is it possible?" Is it the handsome Mr. Hou chasing Mr. Xu? Could it be that Mr. Xu has robbed Mr. Hou's sweetheart, which made Mr. Hou so angry?"
"Please call me Lord Gongchen Chungong!" Xu Ziling was the quickest to react and said with a chuckle: "How can I snatch Mr. Hou's beauties! The reason why Mr. Hou chased and beat me is actually..." Hou Xibai was afraid of this one When the outspoken guy really talked about the erotic album, his image in Shi Feixuan's heart was over, so he quickly covered Xu Ziling's mouth to keep him from talking.
"Fairy Master, please don't get me wrong." Hou Xibai gave Xu Ziling a hard look, but then held Xu Ziling's shoulders tightly and smiled, "We're not chasing and beating, it's just...cough, it's just for fun and wants to compare lightness kungfu, so...ahh Haha Fairy, don't get me wrong!"
"Don't believe him." Xu Ziling struggled under Hou Xibai's control and shouted: "This Mr. Hou has a precious book. I thought it was "Immortal Seal Scroll". Fairy, quickly ask him to borrow it to see if he gets acquainted with you, and he will definitely borrow it! If he..."
Hou Xibai was so anxious that he couldn't help but use his breastfeeding energy to silence Xu Ziling. He used the Huajian School's most powerful method of cutting the throat without locking the throat to lock Xu Ziling tightly.
"No." Seeing Shi Feixuan's strange look, Hou Xibai hastily argued, "No such thing! Fairy Shi, don't listen to his nonsense!"
"Since it's a treasure book, then Concubine Xuan..." Concubine Shixuan said so and Hou Xibai almost broke out in sweat. How could Concubine Shixuan see that erotic album?But if you don't offend the beauty, you won't be miserable, but you can't cry but Shi Feixuan smiled slightly, making Hou Xibai overjoyed and said: "Since it is a precious book, it is inconvenient for Feixuan to borrow it and let go of Mr. Xu! Feixuan has something to do with him!"
"Fairy Shi chatted with Xibai slowly and said goodbye beforehand." Hou Xibai hurriedly said goodbye. What he was thinking about now was not how to get close to the beauty, but how to hide this destructive erotic album in an unknown place.
Concubine Shi Xuan also wondered why this Hou Xibai was so easy to talk tonight, he was always the most annoying person, why did he slip away all of a sudden?
But when she saw that Xu Ziling wanted to slip away, she smiled and said, "Mr. Xu, please stay!"
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