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Chapter 458 I Like Milking

The beauty under the lamp is like jade.

Although the visitor was dressed in men's clothes, he couldn't conceal his light and fairy-like elegance at all. The heavenly fragrance emanating from his beautiful body made this ordinary shop look like a fairyland.Who else is so refined, who is so holy and flawless?

The concubine Xuan Ying Ying Qiao Li's indescribably charming beauty looked at Xu Ziling's slightly surprised look, and a sweet smile appeared on his originally calm and beautiful face, making the darkness softer.

The light turns into a little spark just for the sake of beauty and life.

The lamp is like the evening star, the face is like the bright moon.

The night is like soft water, people are like immortals.

Concubine Shixuan is carrying her elegant ancient sword "Se Kong" on her back. There is a faint sense of righteousness and compassion on the ancient sword, and a sense of sacred and inviolable majesty adds to her heroic spirit.She gently stretched out her flawless jade hand to ask Xu Ziling to sit down and smiled, "Since Mr. Xu is common, why is he so stupid?"

"I'm scared." Xu Ziling's mind changed from admiration to natural calm.After staying with Shi Qingxuan for a while, Xu Ziling found that not only his martial arts mentality had improved, but also his resistance to spiritual infection had also been greatly improved.I don't know if it's because of the printing and comparison after seeing Shi Qingxuan's peerless celestial face, or the improvement in cultivation.

Xu Ziling's heart was as calm as a mirror, but on the surface he smiled and said: "Please don't blame me. If ordinary people suddenly see a big tiger, everyone will be as frightened as I am!"

"Concubine Xuan is not a big tiger." Shi Feixuan remembered the Buddhist story that Xu Ziling told her that day, admonishing female sex as a tiger, Yurong smiled lightly and said: "Xu Ziling doesn't have to be afraid, if there is no color in his heart, there will be no tiger! Besides, Feixuan is just a nun's daughter who is a nun and is not the same as an ordinary woman, so she is not the tiger in Xu Ziling's heart."

"Colorless, natural, and tiger-free is very reasonable. But I have it!" Xu Ziling laughed and said, "The fairy teacher is a bhikkhuni and a practitioner, but I am not! I am just a vulgar student of the world. I saw the fairy teacher at night. There is also a beautiful big tiger coming to kiss me. Don’t bite me. Of course I like it, isn’t it frightened!”

"Mr. Xu will be angry if he deliberately teases Concubine Xuan with worldly metaphors!" Shi Feixuan said flatly.

"You're fine!" Xu Ziling said with a strange smile, "Anyway, he seems to have a good temper, which makes people feel good if he bullies her or not, even if he doesn't bully her, he will feel sorry for his teacher, and Fairy Shi will not be able to produce anything!"

"You..." Shi Feixuan laughed when she heard that, her smiling eyes glowed and Gu Panshenghui said: "Do you have to say that? You are deliberately trying to anger Feixuan away, right? You are afraid of Feixuan Isn’t Feixuan’s temper easy to bully? Why does Mr. Xu bully Feixuan so much?”

"You seem to have a good temper." Xu Ziling said with certainty, "But in fact..."

"How is it?" Shi Feixuan asked with the attitude of a child, even more astonished.

"On the contrary." Xu Ziling snorted, "Fairy Shi, who looks easy to bully, who would dare to bully her? Huh! Who's out of luck! She's a person who holds a grudge and will never forget it. Anyone who offends her would be eating too much rice. "

"Is Feixuan such a person?" Shi Feixuan asked with a smile as if she was referring to someone else rather than herself.

"I don't know." Xu Ziling spread his hands and said, "I don't know Fairy Shi very well, how could I know who she is?"

"Then you said just now that Feixuan is that kind of person?" Shi Feixuan was even more surprised when she heard that.

"It's just a rumor." Xu Ziling laughed and asked back: "Won't Fairy Shi, who is as smart as the sea and as smart as the sea, even believe rumors? It seems that the power of rumors is not small. I can also be moved by it! Well, it seems that I will not be able to get along in the future. A little spy who can help others spread rumors.

"Rumors are not very powerful when told by others, but Mr. Xu will be serious if he wants to tell rumors." The concubine Shi Xuan smiled like a breeze and sat down opposite Xu Ziling, her beautiful eyes Ruoxing looked at Xu Ziling for a while before she said with a light smile: " If even Mr. Xu can't get along, I believe that no one in this world can get along." "Although you said that I am the number one bastard in the world, I don't seem to be very happy when I heard it." Xu Ziling deliberately said miserably: " Nothing else is number one in the world, but this is the number one bastard in the world, Shi Xianzi. You might as well give An Long, the lord of the Demon Sect Tianlian Sect, his chubby body to be called the number one bastard in the world." "Why? Mr. Xu has completely changed here?" Shi Feixuan said with a smile: "You know what Feixuan meant! "

"I know." Xu Ziling snorted and said, "If you want to say that I am the world's number one bastard, I will never admit it."

"It's almost three thousand feet!" Shi Feixuan smiled even more when she heard this.

"If you're not a bastard, you're a bastard; if you're not a bastard, you're a bastard; if you're not a bastard, you're a bastard." Xu Ziling said a lot, and then Yufeng turned around: "Could it be that Fairy Shi, who has eyes like copper bells and eyes like torches, can see through the essence of me at a glance? Saying bluntly that I have nothing to do all day, eat and wait to die?"

"Feixuan's eyes are like copper bells?" Shi Feixuan ignored Xu Ziling's nonsense and asked in a strange way.

"Who said that?" Xu Ziling immediately objected when he heard it: "I don't want to! Your big eyes are bigger than copper bells but they can't ring! Who dares to say that Fairy Shi's eyes are like copper bells? That's simply too inappropriate! Can Ling buy Fairy Shi's big eyes? If I can buy it, I'll go to line up right away!"

"Mr. Xu seems to be all about Mr. Xu, so why can't we talk about Mr. Xu?" Concubine Shi suddenly smiled and said, "Why don't we talk about Mr. Xu?"

"Why does a stinky man talk about him!" Xu Ziling said with general interest: "I only like to talk about little beauties, and stinky men are not interested."

"Mr. Xu is really funny!" Shi Feixuan smiled and said: "But compared to other men in the world, Mr. Xu is more open and shameless. This is the first time Feixuan has heard such a sincere Let’s talk! Although Mr. Xu just wanted to use self-mockery to divert the conversation away, it’s so demoralizing that he really sees his true nature.”

"It sounds like you know men very well." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "Is Shi Xianzi so knowledgeable about men?"

"Feixuan will never let Mr. Xu change the subject again." Shi Feixuan smiled and said, "Now Feixuan just wants to know why Mr. Xu, who is the real Lord of Luoyang, doesn't become king? He doesn't even want the world to reveal his identity publicly." Your own intention to fight for hegemony? But to hide it?"

"Although I know you very well, Shi Xianzi, you talk nonsense. I will sue you for slander!" Xu Ziling threatened: "The Lord of Luoyang is obviously Wang Xuanshu, how could it be me, a Yangzhou gangster? It doesn't matter if you talk nonsense here. If you go to a place where no one is around, you can guarantee that no one will believe you!"

"I won't go to a place where there are no people." Shi Feixuan said with a faint smile: "If you want to talk, go to a place where there are people."

"Then go!" Xu Ziling pretended to be ready to see off the guests and said, "I won't see you off, Fairy!"

"There are people here." Shi Feixuan said with a smile: "Feixuan just agreed here. Since Mr. Xu refuses to admit it, then Feixuan should ask other questions. May I ask Mr. Xu why Luoyang is not your place? Why is your Huaxia?" Where will the army be stationed?"

"This question is very simple." Xu Ziling said carelessly: "For example, Luoyang is a brothel and we are a group of nurses hired by the brothel owner."

"Don't compare Luoyang to a brothel." Concubine Shixuan raised Yuan Shan's eyebrows slightly and cast a glance, but then smiled lightly and said, "However, it's a bit impressive for you to compare the Huaxia Army to a guard house. You Huaxia Army can protect you well." Luoyang is very tight, and even Feixuan has to register and interrogate her progress faithfully and conscientiously. It's just... this statement doesn't seem very pleasant."

"Isn't that nice?" Xu Ziling laughed and said, "This is already the best thing to hear. If Fairy Shi wants to know another name, then she will understand what is not nice!"

"Then Feixuan turned to listen." Shi Feixuan asked with a faint smile: "What is the name of the ugly one? Thugs? Miscellaneous soldiers?"

"What are thugs and miscellaneous soldiers?" Xu Ziling snorted and said, "If it sounds bad, we are just a bunch of janitors!" "

"Let's talk about it." Shi Feixuan gently shook her bright eyes and said angrily: "Mr. Xu still wants to argue strongly and refuses to admit the facts to shirk responsibility.

"What responsibility do I have?" Xu Ziling asked strangely: "I don't kill people and don't set fire to them, and I don't molest women from good families, and I don't see a little girl with a big belly saying that the baby is mine. What responsibility do I have?"

"It is my responsibility to seek the well-being of all people in the world." Shi Feixuan said solemnly: "Is it true that the real ruler of Luoyang, Yangzhou, Xiangyang, Jingling, Pengliang and other places is the new lord of tens of millions of people in the vast area of ​​the Central Plains? Mr. Xu, don't you have this responsibility?"

"I have a fart responsibility!" Xu Ziling snorted heavily, "What does it have to do with me that they take care of themselves when they are fed and clothed?"

"You don't care about your subjects?" Shi Fei Xuanqi asked.

"Joke." Xu Ziling laughed and said, "Why do I care so much about others? I am so busy with my own affairs, who has time to take care of them? How should I care about them? Ask them after feeding them. Is there anything else I need? If there is a guy who is 40 years old and hasn’t quit breastfeeding, why should I be very concerned about his eating and drinking problems. Try to find a nanny for him?"

"If the duplicity Mr. Xu doesn't care about his people." Shi Feixuan must have smiled and asked, "Then why do the cities and places under Mr. Xu pay such a small tax of one hundred?"

"For example." Xu Ziling said, "There was a woman feeding her son and milking..."

"Please use another metaphor." Shi Feixuan blushed slightly when she heard what Xu Ziling said.

"Why are you thinking so crookedly?" Xu Ziling said with a strange smile: "Then someone wants to eat and raise a cow so he milks it..."

"Won't you say something else?" Shi Feixuan almost knocked Xu Ziling down.Of course she knew that Xu Ziling said this deliberately to make her angry, but she had reached the state of "heart-to-heart" and was dangerously close to "sword-like clarity", but she still couldn't bear Xu Ziling's crazy words.

"Does Fairy Master not like milking? It seems that we have no common hobbies!" Seeing that Concubine Xuanyu's face turned cold and seemed about to get angry, Xu Ziling immediately shook his hands and said, "Ah, Fairy Master is going to be angry. A metaphor. It is said that there was a man who had a golden rooster, and the golden rooster laid one egg a day. At first, the person was very happy, but after a long time, he felt that it would be great if the golden rooster could lay two eggs.”

"Feixuan has heard the story of the golden rooster laying eggs." Shi Feixuan questioned slightly: "But is it related to the Baiyi tax?"

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