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"Can't you take off that weird nose?" Xu Ziling wondered when he saw that Shi Qingxuan was still wearing that fake nose joint: "Don't you think this stuff can fool me?"

"Does Mr. Xu care about his appearance so much?" Shi Qingxuan asked back, with jewel-like bright eyes and a smile, although there is a sinister nose on the face, the charm is still embarrassingly beautiful.

Although there is a regrettable defect because of a fake nose, there is a more pitiful one.Under Shi Qingxuan's high and clean forehead, there are crescent moon and long eyebrows, like Dais and emeralds.The long eyelashes are like a dream, and the starlight inside can bring people into a mysterious dream.

Shi Qingxuan's elegant appearance is different from all the beauties Xu Ziling has seen before.

Compared with the natural beauty of Shi Feixuan, who is like a fairy, or the ever-changing mysterious beauty of the Witch, or Shang Xiufang's breezy and pleasant demeanor, her clean and elegant face has a kind of "the bright moon shines on the heart" The lake is beautiful alone, lonely and elegant.

If Shi Feixuan is the holy and flawless floating white clouds high above, then Houhou is the frost and snow flying down silently and piercingly into the bones.

If Shang Xiufang is the gentle morning breeze that refreshes her mind, then Shi Qingxuan is the little bit of rain from the sky that quietly enters the forest.

The four beauties can be said to have their own characteristics. Although the jade faces are also flawless, they are different.

Each has its own merits.

In contrast, Xu Ziling's fate is far more tragic and unfortunate than that of the other two women.Shi Xianzi has a master to teach, someone loves someone, and someone praises him, although he is lonely, no matter where he is.All are the most respected and worshiped among all people.Although Shang Xiufang's status is low, she has become an exception in this world.Princes, ministers, celebrities, and scholars have no respect for her etiquette. Although she lives in troubled times, she doesn't have to suffer from troubled times and is devoted to art.Although being obsessed with one's own dreams is not as good as the above, it is much better than the two girls, Wan Wan and Shi Qingxuan.

Hou Hou was born in the Demon Sect, and his relatives had been wiped out by the Demon Sect as early as in the fate of cutting the dust, and he needed to be ruthless and ruthless for the Queen of Yin to raise his successor.In the devil's gate, there are intrigues and evil people. If you don't notice it, you will fall into a catastrophe. There will be lessons learned before her eyes. warmth.

on the contrary.In order to hone her ability to be more ruthless and ruthless, the shady queen repeatedly favored her opponent Bai Qing'er, leaving her helpless and struggling to bear the many tests and responsibilities of the successor on her own.

Shi Qingxuan's background is even more tragic.Her birth was a mistake.

The love crystallization of the combination of the evil king of Momen and the descendant of Cihang Jingzhai is so bitter and so unfortunate.

Although not a little girl herself wish.But the world has imposed everything on her.The world puts everything from the resentment and hatred towards her father, the evil king, to the sighs and incomprehensions towards her mother.They all turned to her and regarded her as the source of all evil.Ever since she was born, the underworld and the white world have no place for her.

The mother's death and the father's madness made a poor child hide in a place where the world can't see and live a hidden life. Those ordinary days were repeated endlessly in her life.To her, the care and warmth that ordinary children have is such a luxury and so hopeless.

Xu Ziling looked at Shi Qingxuan quietly, and suddenly he couldn't help but his thoughts surged, his heart was full of pity, and he almost wanted to shed tears for the xiaoyin celestial girl in front of him.I remember that when he saw Wan Wan, he felt the same intense emotion and wanted to cry.Although I sat quietly with Shi Qingxuan () for a long time just now, I was neither happy nor sad, but when I saw her beautiful face Xu Ziling couldn't help but feel his heart churn like a sea.

"Why are you so stupid?" Shi Qingxuan looked at Xu Ziling and stopped talking, just stared blankly at the slight blush on her jade cheeks and asked softly.

"You should laugh more." Xu Ziling suddenly asked inappropriately.

"But how can you laugh for no reason?" Shi Qingxuan couldn't help laughing when he saw Xu Ziling's stunned expression.

"Do you want to hear a joke?" Xu Ziling asked: "I tell some funny jokes, you can listen to them and I'm sure you'll laugh out loud, then your mood will be much brighter. Do you want to listen?"

"Since Mr. Xu wants to say it." Shi Qingxuan smiled slightly so that Xu Ziling suddenly ignored the fake nose joint on her nose, so that the whole person was not lost.Shi Qingxuan couldn't help being a little annoyed when he saw Xu Ziling's fascination, but he also seemed to have a hint of joy and said, "It's okay to listen to it for the time being."

"Speak." Xu Ziling searched for the Internet jokes he had seen before and chose one suitable for ancient people's thinking, and said, "There is an old couple who have been married for 50 years and have been very affectionate. They have touched the fairy in the sky. The fairy flew down to ask the two of them. Wishing the old lady said she wanted an elixir to cure the old man's illness, but the fairy fulfilled her wish and asked the old man. As soon as the old man recovered, he immediately said that he wanted a wife who was 30 years younger than him. "

Xu Ziling stopped at this point.

"Huh?" Shi Qingxuan asked curiously, "Why didn't you say anything?"

"In the end, that fairy's finger was a little bit." Xu Ziling said again when he saw her reaction.

"Huh?" Shi Qingxuan was even more surprised and asked: "That fairy scolded the old man for forgetting his origin?"

"No." Xu Ziling sighed, "She helped him realize his wish."

"It doesn't seem very funny." Shi Qingxuan raised her eyebrows slightly and said.

"Why isn't it funny?" Xu Ziling said with a slight smile, "That fairy made the old man 30 years older with just a click of her finger, and fulfilled his wish that his wife be 30 years younger than him."

"It deserves it." Shi Qingxuan hummed softly, but those big jewel-like eyes blinked like Yue Yue, and the corners of her mouth curved upwards slightly.

"One more thing." Xu Ziling raised three fingers and said: "Three good friends accidentally fell into a valley together and couldn't find the exit, but there was a mountain god statue. The three kowtowed quickly. The mountain god really appeared. In other words, everyone can say a wish. But they can’t be the same.”

"The first person rushed to say that I want to go home." Xu Ziling bent down a finger and said: "In the end, he went home. The second person also wanted to go home, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of a good way. The third person One person rushed to say that I want to go back to my friend's house. As a result, his wish came true. The second person was very angry when he saw that his wish was robbed... Guess what he said?"

"He can't say he's going back to his own home or his friend's home." Shi Qingxuan guessed: "The second person said to go back to someone else's home?"

"No." Seeing that she was fooled, Xu Ziling chuckled and said, "That guy made a wish to the mountain god and said that he couldn't go home. It's so lonely. Please the mountain god send those two friends who just went home back to this valley!"

"Hurt people!" This time, Shi Qingxuan's smile became stronger this time, and her big eyes seemed to be turning into crescent buds soon.

"Let's say one more thing." Xu Ziling spoke vigorously: "It must be funny this time, otherwise it's not my skill. There was a couple who gave birth to a son who was a curse genius. The child would call his grandmother one day, and his grandmother was immediately cursed. He died. The next day I called my grandfather and his grandfather died too."

"On the third day, the child called his father." Xu Ziling said seriously: "The husband knew that he would not be spared. So he confessed everything, wrote the will, put on the shroud and waited for death."

"What's the result?" Shi Qingxuan knew that the story must not be as it was said now, but she didn't want to talk to her, but she still couldn't help asking curiously.

"It turned out he didn't die." Xu Ziling looked on the ground.

"Huh?" Shi Qingxuan turned slightly to look at Xu Zifu.Looking forward to his answer.

"He's not dead." Xu Ziling looked at the small face with big jade-like eyes with a slight smile and anticipation.There was a burst of emotion in my heart if I could always be by her side.It would be great to tell her jokes every day to relieve her boredom.Seeing Shi Qingxuan's inquisitive look again, Xu Ziling calmed down and said, "Just when he thought he was going to die, suddenly the woman next door ran over and cried and said that her husband died suddenly for no reason."

"Unscrupulous!" Shi Qingxuan snorted softly with her small nose, but then she turned her face away and smiled lightly, her fragrant shoulders trembling slightly before she turned back.

"Do you want to say one more thing?" Xu Ziling saw Shi Qingxuan smiled and tried to seduce him: "My joke can't be finished for three days and three nights. As long as you are willing to listen, I guarantee you will hurt your stomach from laughing!"

"How do you know there are so many jokes?" Shi Qingxuan asked softly, "Those girls are just asking you to use these jokes to coax them back?"

"The conscience of heaven and earth." Xu Ziling blushed slightly but quickly returned to normal and said, "Although they occasionally say two people to deceive people, but Zhenzhen and the others are willing to tell me not because I can tell jokes... I don't know why, anyway, maybe it's me Blessing! I just want you to smile and not show off, if you don't like me..."

"Ding dong!" Shi Qingxuan stretched out her green jade finger and smiled in front of Xu Ziling: "Since Mr. Xu wants to say, why doesn't this girl fulfill your little wish! Hehe!"

"Thank you so much for the kind fairy Qingxuan." Seeing that Shi Qingxuan was not annoyed, Xu Ziling was quite moved by the naughty little girl in his heart, and almost cried, but his mouth turned into a smile to cover it up: "Fortunately, I didn't Make a wish to have a 30-year-old wife or I'll be an old man."

"Qingxuan hasn't smiled so happily for a long time." Shi Qingxuan nodded slightly and said, "Although Mr. Xu's style is not very good, it seems that his ability to make people happy is really good. Tell me some funny stories."

"You must tell what you are unhappy about." Xu Ziling nodded but said seriously: "If a person keeps unhappy things in his heart, he will definitely be very uncomfortable. You can tell me that if it is you girls For private matters, you can go to Madam and she will definitely help you. In short, you can tell me anything you have. "

"What's on your mind?" Shi Qingxuan suddenly asked back with a flash of wisdom in her bright eyes: "Mr. Xu must have a lot of things on his mind?"

"My business..." Xu Ziling sighed slightly when he heard the words, then nodded slightly: "There are many things in my heart, some of which are so strange and unbelievable. If I say it, it will scare everyone. It's better to let me alone know."

"So." Shi Qingxuan looked a little curious, her bright eyes looked over and said: "It makes people curious, Mr. Xu, why don't you tell me something?"