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"Have you played enough?" Chao Gong snorted, "I don't have much time to play around with you juniors. The boy surnamed Xu handed over He Shibi, I will spare you."

"Do you have senile dementia or something else?" Xu Ziling laughed and said, "You are so sick that you dare to come out and yell as if you don't want the world to know that you have senile dementia and it is everyone's loss. That old face is not ashamed, I will blush for you!"

"Well said." Zhishilang Wang Bo applauded vigorously for a while and said: "This is the most depressing sentence I have ever heard. Boy surnamed Xu, you are really brave. I appreciate you."

"You can appreciate his corpse slowly." Chao Gongcuo snorted coldly, and the breath on his body rose like a volcanic eruption, which was extremely frightening.

"Everyone." Xu Ziling raised his voice and said to everyone, as if he didn't see it: "I'm going to tell you a story related to He Shibi. I don't know if you want to hear it?"

"Teacher Chao." Tu Li suddenly interjected, "Why don't you listen to the story first?"

"I'm afraid he won't have the guts to listen." Wang Bo snorted heavily.

"I have." Prince Fuqian of Tuyuhun showed astonishing courage at this time and laughed thunderously without fearing the reputation of the fairy from the South Sea: "I seem to be quite courageous, so I want to hear about it."

"Brother Xu wants to tell a story." Tuobayu smiled coquettishly, swept his eyes in all directions, and finally fixed his gaze on Xu Ziling with a smile, "Tuobayu also wants to hear it." Changshu Mouhe, who was standing beside him, had an uneasy expression all the time. Brother Geng Hu'er, who was so good, remained silent.The "Two Spears" Yan Lihui and the "Fierce Lion" Tie Xiong, on the contrary, took a step forward.Stand beside Tuli to support his master.

"I also want to hear Mr. Xu's story." Zheng Shiru, a wild man from Henan with a different personality, snorted slightly: "I hope Mr. Xu can tell a story that I have never heard before."

"I know you have read the books of sages and sages for two days." Xu Ziling said casually without even looking at the Henan madman: "But there is no need to scare people here because Mr. Zheng wants to scare people other than his appearance can scare children. It's not easy."

"Mr. Zheng don't need to be angry." Fu Zhen, one of the Fu brothers, chimed in, "How can a bastard know the truth, be reasonable, be honest, and be ashamed, Mr. Sir, there are so many, why bother with villains!"

"A person like you who can stop children crying at night. If you still know a little bit of shame." Xu Ziling smiled slightly and said, "You should find a place to hide to avoid embarrassment. It's not your brother's fault to be ugly, but to grow up. It’s your fault to be so ugly that you can’t be ashamed, yet dare to take ignorance as interesting and dare to feel good about yourself! Open your dog’s eyes and see clearly that this is where you two bastards talk?”

"You won't be crazy for long." Fu Yan, who was slightly shorter, snorted angrily and roared, "Just go crazy now, I'll see how long you can be crazy."

"Then watch." Xu Ziling said indifferently: "It seems that everyone is deeply skeptical that I seem to be able to tell stories! So I heard that Henan Kuangshi is a master with both intelligence and wisdom. I have read many sage books, I am a little bastard There is a couplet, let’s not talk about the first couplet, how about giving it to our talented Henan lunatics?"

"Reciting poems and composing fuss is nothing to boast about." That Zheng Shiru almost didn't write the word "talented" on his forehead and said triumphantly: "But it's okay to try to listen to Mr. Xu's masterpieces."

"It can't be called a masterpiece." Xu Ziling said with a faint smile: "This is when our teacher surnamed Tang in the countryside quarreled with Mr. Duo Chuanchang next door who has been a staff officer for two days. It sounds not only Mr. Zheng, but also listen to it. The outdated staff officer scolded us Mr. Tang and said: "One village, two miles, three masters don't know the four books, five classics and six arts. How dare you teach seven, eight or nine people is very bold." The Henan madman is so big that he must be able to return easily. Everyone applauds Mr. Zheng is welcome to show us his prestige!"

The lively people saw Zheng Shiru and heard it—sweat on his forehead, but he didn't expect to boo immediately.Among them, the two little girls Chunyuwei and Dugufeng cheered the loudest. When they saw each other, they cheered a little higher than themselves.

Zheng Shiru hated him and immediately killed Xu Ziling.Then find a ground seam and drill in as fast as possible.

This kind of 'absolute' would be strange if a person who had been a staff officer for two days could think of it and use it to scold people in quarrels. This is an embarrassing 'absolute' at all.There is nothing inferior to using the numbers one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eighty, ninety to form an interesting sentence, and you can still curse people.That's absolutely impossible!

Such a pair racks their brains and thinks hard for three days and three nights, but they may not be able to match up, how can it be possible to match such a pair in the eyes of everyone?

Zheng Shiru deeply hated himself for being so arrogant and let this little gangster fall for him all of a sudden?They have been consciously and desperately proclaiming that Xu Ziling is a little gangster, so they want to make people underestimate the enemy and make people feel ashamed of this little gangster.Now that the mud feet are deep in the mud, I am going to be finished.

"Let's give Mr. Zheng a little applause and encouragement!" Xu Ziling desperately fanned the flames to provoke everyone's emotions.

Amidst the clattering applause of the crowd, Zheng Shiru's face was like a pig's liver, and he almost committed suicide by throwing himself into Luoshui.

"Is the applause not warm enough?" Xu Ziling asked with a smile: "Mr. Zheng, do you want us to encourage you again?"

"Please tell me this 'absolute' second line!" Zheng Shiru suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "Surely your teacher surnamed Tang has not thought of the second line? I really want to hear what this 'absolute' second line is. !"

"You can't do it, you should have said it earlier!" Xu Ziling snorted bluntly: "If you can't do it, you have to pretend that it's wrong, you know? Do you want to suspect that this is embarrassing? Is there no link? Mr. Tangprotein Mr. Zheng, don’t think that other people can’t do as well as you. Others are not as good as you are! Listen well, our Mr. Tang scolded back: “Ten households and nine poverty-stricken people can collect [-] cents, [-] cents, [-] cents and [-] cents. Still half-hearted and half-hearted!'”

"Okay." Zhishilang Wang Bo yelled, which startled everyone and looked at him inexplicably.He clapped his fists and yelled: "Boy Xu, what did that staff officer in your country say to Mr. Tang? Tell me quickly!"

In the last sentence, he had already stood in front of Xu Ziling, his eyes almost didn't want to swallow Xu Ziling, his hand was stretched out in the air, as if you don't say it, I will do it.

"I'm afraid of you." Xu Ziling sighed and said, "I can't imagine that there are still people who like to hear other people quarreling!"

"What are you talking nonsense?" Wang Bo roared, "Go on! What else did those two people say?"

"I can't learn too much, and I'll learn one more for you!" Xu Ziling said with a little trouble: "There are so many people arguing about things like this in our countryside every day, who can learn so much? I'll learn one more for you." The former staff officer said: "In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not scream, the country gentleman is ridiculous.""

"Then what does your Mr. Tang say?" Wang Bo almost turned his head and asked in vain when he heard that there was an upper or lower alliance.

"Henan madmen are so talented." Xu Ziling said leisurely, "Go to Zhishilang and ask him, maybe he can answer it."

"He's about to make you vomit blood. I'd better think about it myself if I ask him!" Wang Bo suddenly laughed and said, "You want to whet people's appetite, don't you? Why are you so hateful, boy? Do you still want to Can I beg you, old man?"

"Don't dare." Xu Ziling stuck out his tongue.He laughed and said: "Then Zhi Shilang listened well and Mr. Tang replied: 'There are no wheels and no reins on the chessboard, the general is careful.'"

"This..." Wang Bo's body trembled slightly, his hands slammed into each other, and finally he shouted loudly, "This is so right! Boy, where are your Mr. Tang and that staff officer? I want to see them! It’s a waste of money for such a talented person to teach in a rural area! No wonder you have a sharp tongue. No wonder there are such good teachers. No wonder!”

"My hometown is in Yangzhou." Xu Ziling said with a smile, "Zhi Shilang looked for it slowly! But the boy's teeth are quite sharp because he used to sneak around when he was a child. If his teeth were not sharp, he would have been bitten to death by vicious dogs."

"What does your sharp teeth have to do with others letting dogs bite you?" Chunyu Wei didn't understand.

"He must be like this." Badelle guessed maliciously: "If others let a dog bite him, he will also bite the dog."

"No." Xu Ziling said angrily, "How is it possible? How could I be as knowledgeable as an animal? Do you see that I am as knowledgeable as the person who bit me just now? What kind of person am I?"

"Aren't you?" Dugufeng asked in amazement, her question represented the voice of everyone.

"Of course not." Xu Ziling said affirmatively, "If a dog bites me, I will never bite them."

"You don't bite them back." Just when everyone really thought that Xu Ziling's heart was incomparably broad-minded, only Song Shidao, who knew Xu Ziling's character well, asked with a slight smile, "Are you going to bite them back?"

"Four bites." Xu Ziling stretched out four fingers and said, "I bite the dogs back twice and then bite their owners twice, a total of four bites."

When everyone heard this answer, they almost fell to the ground.

"That's right." Prince Fuqian of Tuyuhun laughed loudly like thunder and said, "Hahahaha... It seems that Mr. Xu's teeth are really good. Now the effect is obvious. Some people are not only disheartened, but also make Mr. Xu bite back quickly. He vomited blood."

He was talking about when Zheng Shi was like this, Zheng Shiru couldn't wait to tear Xu Ziling alive, and even more so, he couldn't wait to jump into Luoshui immediately.But he can't do that, if he really does that, then I believe that tomorrow's entire Luoyang city group will spread the news. Mr. Xu Zhichao Henan madman Mr. Zheng threw himself into Luoshui in shame. 'When such a rumor arrives, he will surely become the laughing stock of the world.

So he absolutely must die and must live to figure out a way to deal with Xu Ziling and humiliate him, otherwise he, a Henan madman, will become a joke for people all over the world.

Zheng Shiru tried his best to stay.

Only by observing the opponent at the closest distance can we find out his details, catch his flaws, and wait for the opportunity to counterattack.

"Probably now." Xu Ziling said with a slight smile, "I, an ignorant little bastard, can tell everyone a story."