Save Datang MM

"Xiongtai really means it." The plain voice suddenly softened and said softly: "It's okay to give the name Qin Chuan to Xiongtai. It's just that Xiongtai has many aliases, so will you not remember what your original name was?"

"No." Xu Ziling said solemnly: "My real name is easy to remember. You just need to say it to me to remember it."

"Ah?" There was a slight pause in that plain voice. She knew that at this time she couldn't talk casually, or she would be fooled, but there was a strong curiosity in her heart, wanting to know that this one joke made the entire Central Plains turbulent, and made people all over the world. What irritating and funny things will the young man who has changed his face after hearing this say?She was slightly surprised and asked: "Then what is your real name?"

"You don't know that I'm a countryman." Xu Ziling said with a smile: "The cheap names of country people are all kittens and puppies, but I heard that children with low names are easy to grow into adults. So my parents also gave me a name. A nickname is 'Little Pig'. Isn't it easy to remember? You just need to read it together with my surname, and you will be more impressed. My surname is Shi Xiaozhu, and you also read it?"

"Brother Xu is going around the corner to laugh at Feixuan!" The clear and watery voice sighed softly like a song of nature: "I have heard about it many times before Feixuan came. It is said that Brother Xu's wisdom is all things in the world. Omniscient, Omniscient Xiao Feixuan still doesn't really believe it, but I admire it when I saw it today."

"I'm also a normal person." Xu Ziling said triumphantly, "Please don't admire me too much! But if you want to sign, I can't refuse you. You know I'm a soft-hearted person. Hey, did you bring your autograph book?"

"Signed book?" This woman in men's clothing with a calm tone is naturally Shi Feixuan, the new generation successor of Cihang Jingzhai.She curiously asked: "What is an autograph book? What's the use for it?"

"To autograph as a souvenir." Xu Ziling explained: "If you didn't bring it, it's the same for me to sign your clothes."

"Thank you." Shi Feixuan still did not turn around.She just smiled lightly and said, "Feixuan didn't come to you to sign your autograph."

"I've been practicing my signature for several months!" Xu Ziling scratched his head deliberately and said depressedly: "Why hasn't anyone asked for my signature yet? Is everyone's publicity not strong enough? Could it be that little pervert Hou Xibai went back? Didn't you give me a publicity after that? And Li Xiuning, I saved her once, why did she pretend that nothing happened? Is the Buddhist saying that "saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda" is true? Incorrect?"

"Saving people is a meritorious act, so what's wrong?" Shi Feixuan said calmly: "Recently, Feixuan has heard many people mention that you have Brother Xu, the Prince Hou you mentioned. There is Princess Xiuning and King Tai. Your Highness still has many people. Because of Brother Xu's outstanding demeanor in the Jianghu, Concubine Xuan is curious to see if Brother Xu is really as everyone said."

"Here it is." Xu Ziling smiled and said, "But I haven't watched it yet. Because you have been talking to me behind your back."

"Feixuan looks ugly." Feixuan said indifferently, "I dare not enter Brother Xu's eyes."

"I thought you were a master." Xu Ziling suddenly changed his mind and said, "You know that real masters have the habit of talking to others behind their backs. You really surprised me just now with your back behind your back. Ah, if it's because You are ugly and afraid to see people. I will forgive you because it is not your fault or your parents' fault to be ugly. If you want to blame it, you can blame God Nuwa for not giving you a good look when creating humans. .Actually, I heard that ugly people usually have a good heart, while beautiful people have a heart like a snake, but I don’t know what kind of heart you have?"

"A pair of stinky skins." Shi Feixuan said in a calm tone, "What are the similarities and differences between beauty and ugliness? Kindness has nothing to do with appearance. Only Concubine Xuan who asks the heart will give up this skin one day to Nirvana Brother Xu on the other side Why should you care so much about Feixuan's appearance?"

"May I ask when will you be on the other side of Nirvana?" Xu Ziling asked solemnly.

"Practice is nothing but follow one's heart." Shi Feixuan sighed softly and said in a voice so soft that even Jiang Feng became gentle: "With Feixuan's dull talent, cultivation must be far away. Brother Xu, why do you ask? "

"I don't mean anything else." Xu Ziling nodded and said, "I just want to know a slightly more accurate date. If not, can you send someone to inform me before the day on the other side of Nirvana?"

"Ru Feixuan is so fortunate." Shi Feixuan didn't understand what this guy was trying to say, but she replied calmly: "What's the harm in inviting Brother Xu to come to testify."

"I heard that the Buddhists say that the four things are all empty." Xu Ziling said again: "By then, you who have already reached the other side of Nirvana will no longer care about all kinds of things in the world?"

"If you care." Shi Feixuan said calmly: "How do you say 'abandon everything beyond Nirvana'?"

"That's good." Xu Ziling clapped his hands and said, "If you don't want your stinky skin at that time, then I will pick it up. You know that by then you have already abandoned everything on the other side of Nirvana and no longer care about everything in the world. Naturally, you The flesh body doesn’t care anymore, you won’t object if I pick it up?”

"..." Shi Feixuan listened.Speechless.

"Hey, if you have no objection." Xu Ziling suddenly whispered: "Can you try to keep your body better, because when you leave the other side of Nirvana, this body will belong to me, so can I trouble you to use it now? Help me be careful not to touch the flower. Okay?"

"..." Shi Feixuan was completely speechless.

"You'd better eat three meals a day." Xu Ziling said with great concern at this time: "Because people now only eat two meals, but you know that kind of nutrition is not enough. You'd better wash your face with milk in the morning That way the skin will be better; if there is enough milk at night, it can be used to take a bath, if not, it’s better to get some flower petals... Ah, if you don’t stay up late at night, it’s natural to take a nap at noon, so you’ll feel better. And it’s not easy There are eye bags and wrinkles. You know you are so ugly now that you can’t see people. What if you have eye bags and wrinkles?”

"Brother Xu." Shi Feixuan couldn't help but raise her voice to interrupt Xu Ziling who was chattering and said coldly: "The one who uses this stinky skin now is Feixuan!"

"I know." Xu Ziling suddenly said with a little downcast: "You are moody and angry, your six senses are not pure, and your emotions are endless. Don't say that the other side of Nirvana is like this, even ordinary people can't compare to me. .”

"..." After hearing Xu Ziling's lecture, Shi Feixuan was speechless again.

"Do you think I'm trying to find fault with you on purpose?" Xu Ziling asked suddenly, "Do you think I'm unreasonable? Calling all straight things curved and insisting that curved things are curved Honestly, do you think I'm too much?"

"A little bit at the beginning." Shi Feixuan listened.With a light smile, the whole river became gentle and said: "Now I'm used to it."

"It's a good habit." Xu Ziling affirmed and then said sadly: "But if I get used to it, I'll find fault with you. But what should I do if you're not by my side? It's the first time I've grown so old in my life. Once I met someone as good-tempered as you, no matter what I said, you would not scold me back. I was really touched! You said that if I formed the habit of finding fault in the future, I would never find someone like you again. What should a person with such a good temper do?"

"Brother Xu, what exactly do you want to say?" Shi Feixuan couldn't understand what was in this person's head. She couldn't guess what he wanted to say before he said it.

"I'm thinking about those little vinegar jars in my house." Xu Ziling sighed, "If I dare to find fault with them, I'm sure they'll punch me in the eye socket. Compared with the very good-tempered The only habit you and the others made me form is to let their small white teeth bite on my arm, not only can't scream pain, but also smile."

"It seems that the situation is not what Brother Xu said?" The concubine Xuanqi asked: "Don't mention the little princess Dongming and the shop owner of the Pegasus Ranch. Isn't Brother Xu's wife named Zhenzhen not gentle enough?"

"It seems that you really know a lot about me." Xu Ziling sighed: "If you didn't say that you don't like me from the beginning, I really wonder if you are here on a blind date. Because if you don't treat me a little Why did you investigate me in such detail? I'm really curious what else do you know besides my wife? For example, have you asked me to count how many hairs I have on my legs?"

"That's not true." Shi Feixuan said with a funny tone: "Although Feixuan has got a lot of news about Brother Xu, she knows very little. All this is because Brother Xu is too good at hiding his strength. In the arena He has been famous under different aliases for a long time, but Tian Feixuan did not know until a few days ago that Xu Ziling, who killed the leader of the iron cavalry club, Qingjiao Ren Shaoming, and Wei Jing, the VIP who defeated the four bandits and Zu Junyan in the Pegasus Ranch, made a big bet to defeat the golden son of Xianggui and his son. The little overlord Zhou Botong who convinced the sword maniac in Kou Zhong Wangtong's house turned out to be the same person."

"No certificate, no proof." Xu Ziling smiled slightly and said, "Don't wrong a good man! When did you see me win the gold from Xianggui and his son?"

"I can't see it now." Concubine Shixuan shook her head slightly and said softly: "But the King of Thailand knows a Mr. Kou Zhong who can easily take away the jade pendant from his waist. He said he looks exactly like you. Dare you say you are not him?" ?”

"There are similarities between people." Xu Ziling shook his head and said, "If I insist that you are the daughter-in-law whom my parents married with your parents' fingertips since childhood, then find the one on Luoyang West Street. The beggar who picks up garbage and eats everywhere proves that you look exactly like my fiancée, everyone has all five senses and ten fingers, it’s almost like an impression. So are you willing to admit that you are my fiancée?"

"..." Shi Feixuan was speechless.